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Unread 08-05-2006, 06:40 PM   #51
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The oft canary colored, (the color being that which mostly resembles the primary color "yellow",) food item, (used mostly for the topping of tasty treats, for example ground bovine cooked medium rare, and place between two processed baked goods, commonly refferd to as buns, or even the processed intestine of swine, coated and extruded, then cooked and placed in a rather similar device, also called "a bun") of your final breath that you will let out on this humble plane of existance that we call life on this not so humble of place that we call earth.
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Unread 08-06-2006, 11:18 AM   #52
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You win this one.

Here`s a new one.

The girl hit her computer because it "ate" her homework.
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Unread 08-06-2006, 11:45 AM   #53
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The person of the female sex physically contacted her computer in a destructive manner because it "ate her homework", a slang term for the scholastic ordeal she was assigned to complete in her place of living being erased by some problem on the computer she was using to complete said academic endeavor.
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Unread 08-06-2006, 05:46 PM   #54
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The feminine individual impelled her limb toward her electroinic data-logic manipulation and calculation device with a force great enough to damage either the device or the limb because it had consumed her off-campus academic assignments.
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Unread 08-29-2006, 09:59 AM   #55
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New one cause I like this game and it deserves another chance.

"Fire is indeed hot."
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Unread 08-29-2006, 10:56 AM   #56
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Endowed with an exo-thermal reaction often several orders of magnitude larger that the surrounding environment, assuming of course that the objects in question all share a base temperature which can be used to measure orders of magnitude, an object under combustion can radically alter both the conductive and convective thermal radiation state of anything within close proximity, causing particular harm and damage to life forms, both animal and vegetable, of the planet Earth.
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Unread 09-25-2006, 04:58 PM   #57
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Though most chemical reactions, such as those necessary to the functioning of life, are speeded up by increased temperature, most of those proteins that constitute the catalystic enzymes which allow life processes to take place in carbon-based life-forms denature above roughly forty degrees Centigrade- that is to say, 413.15 degrees Kelvin above absolute zero, meaning that the ideal body temperature of such a carbon-based life form, such as a human, is roughly thirty-seven degrees centigrade or 410.15 degrees Kelvin, just low enough not to denature the aforementioned proteins whilst still maintaining a relatively high temperature environment in which said reactions may also become more efficient, with the practical upshot that, taking into account the fact that such a life-form will also need to offload excess heat into its environment or run the risk of any abnormal activity causing a temperature increase which would begin to denature those proteins which are essential to the carbon-based life-form's continued animation, and thus a significantly lower ambient temperature than body temperature is highly desirable as an environment for said creatures, any temperature below about twenty degrees Centigrade, "Vingt" in French, or XX in Roman numerals, also 293.15 degrees above absolute zero on the Kelvin scale, such as that at which water freezes into ice at a constant pressure of 100 milibars, known as zero degrees Centigrade, which is the same in French and doesn't have a Roman equivalent, thus explaining the massive innovations in the field of mathematics since the adoption of the Arabic decimal figure notation, though it can also be called CCCLXXIII and XV XXths degrees above absolute zero on the Kelvin scale, which means 273.15, or 32 degrees Farenheit, is often considered cold relative to the aforementioned carbon-based creature's body temperature, any temperature above about twenty-five or twenty-six degrees Centigrade, 293.15 Kelvins or 77 degrees Farenheit, such as a summer's evening, is often considered relatively "warm", and temperatures above about thirty-five degrees Centigrade, such as those typically encountered in the vicinity of that group of highly exothermic and luminescent chemical reactions largely consisting of the rapid oxidisation of carbons, starches, hydrocarbons, metals and other compounds and elements using pure oxygen, which has an atomic number of eight, represented in Roman numerals rather oddly as VIII rather than the simpler IIX, and an atomic weight of 16, which is XVI in Roman numerals, and forms into molecules of two atoms using a dual covalent bond, which are collectively known as "fire," are, through the unconscious use of comparative terminology in reference to the creatures' own body temperature, which as we have seen is largely a product of said creature's own chemical structure, and described in the English language which is itself a mishmash of several germanic languages, French, Latin and the indigenous language of several tribes originally native to the grooup of islands now known as The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Ireland, the Isle of man, the Channel Islands, the Shetlands, and a number of other, smaller archipelagos in the vicinity, dotted around the Western coast of Northern Europe, or collecively as the British isles, and which has come to dominate the World through the medium of its use as a trade language by the British Empire, which at its peak contained within its borders large portions of the African continent, Asia (including almost the entirety of the Indian subcontinent), almost the entirety of Australasia, including Australia and New Zealand, as well as Antarctica and significant portions of the Americas including Canada, the Falkland Islands and South Georgia, and by its use in the United States of America, a breakaway nation formed after the rebellion of a British colony instigated by its middle classes for largely economic reasons, as "hot," especially since the temperatures at which these reactions take place are, in point of fact, significnalty above body temperature, often reaching into the hundreds or even thousands of degrees Centigrade.

I think I did OK.

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Unread 10-26-2006, 11:08 PM   #58
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Combustion, the process in which certian substances are set into a reaction with oxygen, energy, and the Flame Spirits, which are the beings that bring life into the fire, being of accordance with Bode's Law, which states that the planets are all placed in such a way that they fullfill a certian mathematical statement, the nature of which I cannot recall, because I read it in the past, and the past is a falsehood created to explain the difference between two points of conscoiusness (wow, I killed that word), will create a warming sensation, which is caused by energy exciting the nerves in a human, which informs the brain that if it were to get close to the said flame, of which properties I have already discussed, and again, if it were to get close to the said flame, it would cause severe burning, which is the bodies response to the heat.

That is what you call, "Bull Shitting."
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