Which mod could beat up Uwe Boll? - Page 4

PyrosNine · 06-14-2006, 09:54 AM

Why should we even bother sending the mods to do the honors? I'd do it personally!

Granted, I'm built like a twig and bruise easily, but I also get rabid after a hit to the head and I start biting body parts.

Also, you have to take in consideration that if he is doing this, Ewe will probably pay for a top of the line personal trainer and boxing coach to teach him how to fuck irate fans up in the least amount of time. And he'll take steroids because there are really scary House of the Dead fans.

I mean, given the vagarity of the time alloted, he could become some sort of beastly horrific director-olympian in the time it takes for Postal to finish! Would we send Kuro/Shiney/Krylo/Meister/CroTeam?/Mash/RaiRai up against That?

Well, yes. For the giggles. But otherwise?

MetalPsycho · 06-14-2006, 11:53 AM

I'm 6" 3' and weight 285 pounds. I'll do it, if noone else will. >:P

But as for mods, either Meister, Fifthfiend or kyro. Maybe Shiny if they don't want to.

Brian would just make him laugh himself to death, and well, that's too good a fate for him.

Cloud Strife · 06-14-2006, 07:40 PM

Fif- Fifthfiend isn't a mod. o_O

Unless the mods have been keeping secrets. <_<

P-Sleazy · 06-14-2006, 08:00 PM

They have. If we check in a few days, we'll see that Fifthfiend has been appointed to mod status.

Althane · 06-14-2006, 08:01 PM

When Fifthfiend becomes a moid, the Tenth Gate opens, and the legions of hell shall ride forth to scour the world of the living in their Dark Master's name, which they will be chanting.

That name, which may nto be spoken aloud is... "Fifthfiend!"

...

Is that really any surprise?

Bells · 06-14-2006, 09:06 PM

Fifthfiend is being rectruited to the MOD cult... we all know that MOD is a D&D god that came to the real world... if you dont follow the rules of the cult, MOD will ban you to another dimension... u.u

As actually M.O.D. stands for My Orders Owns...D... or whatever (the 2 O's are overlaped)

So yeah... pretty much anyone of our MOD cultists can beat Uwe Boll... except Brian...

Krylo · 06-14-2006, 09:24 PM

Bah. Boxing.

I'm more of a dirty street fighting sunnuvabitch than a boxer. If I can't rip an ear off, or at least feel his nose exploding in a burst of blood against my fist (which you can't really do through boxing gloves) it's just no fun.

Cloud Strife · 06-14-2006, 09:49 PM

You can still rip an ear off... it just isn't legal, is all. <_<

Krylo · 06-14-2006, 09:50 PM

I'd have to use my teeth, though, and I am SO not putting Uwe Boll in my mouth.

Flarecobra · 06-14-2006, 10:04 PM

.....Krylo...dirty thoughts. And this is my only reaction to those thoughts.

06-14-2006, 09:54 AM	#31
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	Why should we even bother sending the mods to do the honors? I'd do it personally! Granted, I'm built like a twig and bruise easily, but I also get rabid after a hit to the head and I start biting body parts. Also, you have to take in consideration that if he is doing this, Ewe will probably pay for a top of the line personal trainer and boxing coach to teach him how to fuck irate fans up in the least amount of time. And he'll take steroids because there are really scary House of the Dead fans. I mean, given the vagarity of the time alloted, he could become some sort of beastly horrific director-olympian in the time it takes for Postal to finish! Would we send Kuro/Shiney/Krylo/Meister/CroTeam?/Mash/RaiRai up against That? Well, yes. For the giggles. But otherwise? __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!

06-14-2006, 11:53 AM	#32
MetalPsycho Pikachu wants a hug. With teeth. Join Date: May 2005 Location: 4th Layer of Hell: Georgia. Posts: 632	I'm 6" 3' and weight 285 pounds. I'll do it, if noone else will. >:P But as for mods, either Meister, Fifthfiend or kyro. Maybe Shiny if they don't want to. Brian would just make him laugh himself to death, and well, that's too good a fate for him. __________________ I sometimes wonder why people even try to make things that few ever really see funny. I could say anything I want here, and only half the people who see my posts at all would ever know. I could write "Dingle Blatter Potato-chucks" and question fifthfiend's sexuality all in one sentence, and noone would ever care.

06-14-2006, 07:40 PM	#33
Cloud Strife Stranger in a strange land. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Walla Walla, WA. Posts: 2,846	Fif- Fifthfiend isn't a mod. o_O Unless the mods have been keeping secrets. <_< __________________ You know, I'd put up something witty and clever right now, but eh. I'm lazy.

06-14-2006, 08:00 PM	#34
P-Sleazy Can Summon Sparkles by Posing! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Kinging it up! Posts: 2,339	They have. If we check in a few days, we'll see that Fifthfiend has been appointed to mod status. __________________ The King is your new master now. Totally returning for the Summer: a mafia Game: Sign ups HERE!

06-14-2006, 09:06 PM	#36
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	Fifthfiend is being rectruited to the MOD cult... we all know that MOD is a D&D god that came to the real world... if you dont follow the rules of the cult, MOD will ban you to another dimension... u.u As actually M.O.D. stands for My Orders Owns...D... or whatever (the 2 O's are overlaped) So yeah... pretty much anyone of our MOD cultists can beat Uwe Boll... except Brian... __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

06-14-2006, 09:24 PM	#37
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Bah. Boxing. I'm more of a dirty street fighting sunnuvabitch than a boxer. If I can't rip an ear off, or at least feel his nose exploding in a burst of blood against my fist (which you can't really do through boxing gloves) it's just no fun. __________________ I am very tired.

06-14-2006, 09:49 PM	#38
Cloud Strife Stranger in a strange land. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Walla Walla, WA. Posts: 2,846	You can still rip an ear off... it just isn't legal, is all. <_< __________________ You know, I'd put up something witty and clever right now, but eh. I'm lazy.

06-14-2006, 09:50 PM	#39
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	I'd have to use my teeth, though, and I am SO not putting Uwe Boll in my mouth. __________________ I am very tired.

06-14-2006, 10:04 PM	#40
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,016	.....Krylo...dirty thoughts. And this is my only reaction to those thoughts. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.