Bioengineered Buddies! - Page 3

CHICAGO�lollie · 06-15-2006, 11:15 PM

A pox on your reading material! Do you really want to break this child's heart?

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Originally Posted by RickZarber

Also: Oh no, my nightmares are manifesting themselves into flesh!

Aw, come now, it keeps the kids happy! And that's what counts, isn't it? Yes, that's right, it's all for the kids!

Mike McC · 06-15-2006, 11:15 PM

Not ninja'd. Merely disgraced. Suck it, skull boy.

mammothtank · 06-15-2006, 11:20 PM

Eww.

Part of the appeal of owning a pet is to have something warm and fuzzy to curl up in your lap on a cold day. I would not let one of those things within ten feet of me, much less on my lap. Geez, that's disturbing - it looks like a mini E.T. for chrissake! Gah.

Mondt · 06-15-2006, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RickZarber

Oh no, my nightmares are manifesting themselves into flesh!

I see you've seen Kerri's Big Invention. I think. That's a great quote...

Yeah, you ahve to scroll down.

Premmy · 06-15-2006, 11:45 PM

Damn, I was secretly hoping they were real, so I could buy a shit load and sneak them into peoples houses at night. I was'nt creeped out for more than a second, instead I just laughed for about ten minutes. Hell, I'm using a picture of on for my desktop. I'd like one of the boxes so I could hang it up in my house to creep annoying people out and make them leave.

Nikose Tyris · 06-15-2006, 11:53 PM

I half hoped they were real, and that we could custom order one. :/ I want a freakin' PIKACHU.

Also, No avail at finding "Pleasure Lump" anywhere on the internet so far. any advice where to check?

Damn you Krylo, for peaking my curiosity.

Krylo · 06-16-2006, 12:51 AM

Well it's because it's actually called 'Love Lump'. I misremembered before.

mauve · 06-16-2006, 02:18 AM

Genpets?? That is really, really disturbing...

Blech... I'd be afraid it would somehow turn out evil and kill me in my sleep. I'd rather have a pet kitten, thank you. A normal, non-GMO kitten. Something that won't try to devour my soul when I'm not looking...

Grandmaster_Skweeb · 06-16-2006, 02:24 AM

Anybody ever see the movie Max and Me?

Those things look almost like those aliens. Damn good for a hoax though!

gurusloth · 06-16-2006, 02:32 AM

I dunno, I wouldn't mind having a gene-modded pet. Just not that one.

Seriously, what if they could gene-mod a pet so that it made a certain noise 15 minutes before it peed or pooped? That would be great! Or maybe a gene-mod that makes the pet more easily trainable. Just brainstorming here, but I think there's lots of room for improvement. But I think that removing all the hair from your pet and making them all creepy looking is not really a direction that ought to be pursued, genetically speaking.

06-15-2006, 11:15 PM	#22
Mike McC That went well. Didn't it? Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Wherever I am needed, I will be there. Posts: 5,064	Not ninja'd. Merely disgraced. Suck it, skull boy. __________________ "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." - T. E. Lawrence "The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane." - Nikola Tesla "Words calculated to catch everyone may catch no one." - Adlai Stevenson

06-15-2006, 11:20 PM	#23
mammothtank We make good team! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: kicks Iowa Posts: 1,722	Eww. Part of the appeal of owning a pet is to have something warm and fuzzy to curl up in your lap on a cold day. I would not let one of those things within ten feet of me, much less on my lap. Geez, that's disturbing - it looks like a mini E.T. for chrissake! Gah. __________________ Don't say goodbye 'Cause I don't want to hear those words tonight 'Cause maybe it's not the end for you and I And although we knew This time would come for me and you Don't say anything tonight if you're gonna say goodbye (Skillet - Say Goodbye)

06-15-2006, 11:45 PM	#25
Premmy Stop the hate Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a nice web on fifty first street Posts: 4,466	Damn, I was secretly hoping they were real, so I could buy a shit load and sneak them into peoples houses at night. I was'nt creeped out for more than a second, instead I just laughed for about ten minutes. Hell, I'm using a picture of on for my desktop. I'd like one of the boxes so I could hang it up in my house to creep annoying people out and make them leave. __________________ Drank

06-16-2006, 12:51 AM	#27
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Well it's because it's actually called 'Love Lump'. I misremembered before. __________________ I am very tired.

06-16-2006, 02:18 AM	#28
mauve So Dreamy Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Someplace magical Posts: 6,863	Genpets?? That is really, really disturbing... Blech... I'd be afraid it would somehow turn out evil and kill me in my sleep. I'd rather have a pet kitten, thank you. A normal, non-GMO kitten. Something that won't try to devour my soul when I'm not looking... __________________ Yoo Hoo!

06-16-2006, 02:24 AM	#29
Grandmaster_Skweeb Doesn't care anymore Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,429	Anybody ever see the movie Max and Me? Those things look almost like those aliens. Damn good for a hoax though!

06-16-2006, 02:32 AM	#30
gurusloth Master of muthafu�%in' invisibility Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 1,224	I dunno, I wouldn't mind having a gene-modded pet. Just not that one. Seriously, what if they could gene-mod a pet so that it made a certain noise 15 minutes before it peed or pooped? That would be great! Or maybe a gene-mod that makes the pet more easily trainable. Just brainstorming here, but I think there's lots of room for improvement. But I think that removing all the hair from your pet and making them all creepy looking is not really a direction that ought to be pursued, genetically speaking. __________________ Mashirosen: I personally will not rest until I have turned NPF into ___________I"My Little Pony Collector's E-Snuggle Social Club - No Boys Allowed"