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Unread 07-19-2006, 10:52 PM   #81
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Premo leaped up, the bills flying in front of him, he quickly slashed the Pointless(to hi anyway) slips of paper and Rolled his shoulders. "Hmm, got this wierd feeling in my arms. Eh, whatever, So, we're gonna go beat some people up right? Let's get to moving"
He placed his sword back on his belt And Surveyed the team. "alright, you guys know the drill, one god per team, oh and before I forget-" He walked dover to TB, jumped up, Everything paused, Prem grinned devilishly. He Whipped his glowing blade out and quickly went to work, the purplesword flashing faster than anyone present could process. Prem landed on the ground, chuckled at The beast's startled expression, then Powerfully kicked it square in the chest, causing it to fall into several peices and fly back "I never got my turn"
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Unread 07-19-2006, 11:18 PM   #82
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"Given Arhra's exposition, it would be most prudent for us to stay together, Premonitions." Phoenix explained, almost spitting the last word with a hint of malice as she watched the man kill Toastburner for the second time this meeting.

K-'click...

The sound of a large weapon leaving it's holster unmistakably cut through the room.

"And while I honestly don't like relying on gods..." She continued, tensing as she did so, watching Prem... The vampiress' right hand came over the table now, leveling a massive chrome revolver at the man assailing Toastburner.

*Click*

The sound of a hammer clicking back accompanied this.

"My patience for teamkilling wears thin. Save it for when we reach the temples, please? Do you have transports, Arhra, or shall I supply them?"
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Unread 07-19-2006, 11:27 PM   #83
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When Rhiya glomped Pyros, she had somehow managed to shift both of their weights onto him, and after being caught in the middle of an fashion explosion, being beat up by the Mauve Mahou Shojou, it was simply...unpleasant.

Of course, he was a man, and men did not cry out in pain from something like this. No, they reached out pathetically towards anybody that appeared that could help, twitching uncontrollably as two people danced upon his broken body, hoping that they would have mercy.

Unfortunately, the only person around that was outside the building was KP.
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Unread 07-19-2006, 11:38 PM   #84
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Pyros found himself in the grasp of a strong, vaguely draconic woman, who both knew his name and had semi anime-ish hearts for him.

Obviously, the Pyros of this world was an acquaintance of this woman, and she mistook Pyros for the other.

"Umm..forgive me miss, But I believe you are mistaking me for someone else." Pyros calmly explained to the woman as he was held in her vicelike grip. It was a wonder he even found the air to speak with, as he estimated his lungs were compacted almost to the size of a can of tuna, and the air inside was like the tuna wherein.

Try as he might, Pyros failed to extricate himself using his strength in modesty, and didn't feel the need to be more aggressive.

"Miss, Pardon me but I cannot breathe and I'm soon to run out of words to taksjdk" he said, using all that was left in his lungs.

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Unread 07-20-2006, 12:30 AM   #85
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Mauve was feeling quite pleased with the whole situation, despite the fact that the apocalypse was nigh and that she had just injested who-knows-what kind of poison infused in tea. She reclaimed her chair next to Skyshot and leaned back, resting her hands on the arms of the chair.

"This should be a piece of cake, considering that random violence just so happens to be our specialty," she said. "I'm ready to go whenever you guys are."
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Unread 07-20-2006, 03:57 AM   #86
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KP merely ignored the scene between Rhiya and Pyros on the front lawn, he knew well enough not to get involved. Instead, he focused on the words he heard through the window.

"Transportation?" he asked, putting his foot on the windowsill and stepping up, over, and through in one smooth motion, "I have just the thing." From his front pocket emerged the cellphone, and soon it was to his ear and ringing. "Sir, I'd like to requesition the Edelweiss for transport."

There was a short pause, consumed by KP looking somewhat happy with himself, until part of the response of, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" could be heard across the room and down the hall. KP jerked the cellphone to arms length as the cry ressonated and returned it cautiously to his ear. "Will there be anything else?" the other KP asked pleasantly, no longer at a volume that could be heard from space.

"No, that was just about everything..."

"Ah, good... do call if you need anything at all," KP finished just before he hung up.

"It's being used for something," KP explained, as he pocketed the small device once more.
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Unread 07-20-2006, 05:22 AM   #87
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"This should be a piece of cake, considering that random violence just so happens to be our specialty," she said. "I'm ready to go whenever you guys are."
"I'm so totally ready! And now we are going to kick some herald butt. Wait, a Herald? isn't he just some mailman or something?"

"I'm ready too."

"Thorque, you aren't even coming. Why would you be ready?"

"I like people."


"Thats nice. SHUT UP!"

"Well... Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a waitress because his steak didn't have a beard."

"I give up!"

"Yay, road trip!"

Garud stood up and beat his chest. He then bounced up and down on the spot, before stopping and shaking his arms out. Then he gestured toward the exit.

"Shall we go?"
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Unread 07-20-2006, 05:44 AM   #88
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Anytime nobody was paying attention, Skyshot gradually sopped up the tea in his cup with anything he probably wouldn't come into direct contact with in the near future -- napkins, upholstery, attractive members of the opposite sex, teammates' outfits, et cetera. As sinister as Arhra was beginning to sound, it definitely would not do to have her know he hadn't even touched it.

After Garud spoke, Skyshot said, "I'd love to, but first, I think I'd like to know where we're going, and second, if I leave this chair someone else is totally taking it." He made one last subtle adjustment to his position and the extension cord was hidden within the depths of his inventory. "And how about supplies? Seals live in the colder regions, don't they? (Offhand, by 'other' kind, do you mean ear or fur seals?) Speaking of which, if it's not on another continent or anything, someone could take me there and I could just summon some of the other people here. If they're not too powerful.

"Anyways, there's tactics to consider. How do you deal with seals? Are we clubbing them?" He noticed the looks he was getting. "What?"
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Unread 07-20-2006, 06:11 AM   #89
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Syttulg glared at Skyshot in disdain.

"No, we're not clubbing them, we're going clubbing."
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Unread 07-20-2006, 06:53 AM   #90
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A polite hand fell on Skyshot's shoulder. When he turned, there stood Mesden with a creepily warm smile.

"She...er...he...I..." Mesden looks at people spiritually and Arhra was distinctly messed up in the category, " it, I guess, means seals as in those glyphs or mechanizations that hold stuff together. Not the little animals."
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