#750: "What's it say?" - Page 5

Massacre · 10-02-2006, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Wandering_God

"You can't destroy the Earth, that's where I keep all my stuff!"

Couldn't resist.

Anyway, I don't think BM would cast it because...

Well, what would he do with the rest of his life?

The Wandering God

Become...The Wizard That Did It Worse!

Long-Haired Narcissist · 10-02-2006, 04:16 PM

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"Hey, you got your formula for the end of the world mixed with my formula for the ultimate pie."
"No, YOU got your formula for the ultimate pie mixed with my end of the world formula."

...

"Say..."

Now why didn't I think up the idea for a tasty pie that also gets rid of my enemies.

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For the good of the world, WM, JUMP THAT EBONY SLIM JIM!

Damn that's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

death_trooper · 10-02-2006, 04:18 PM

A pie that kills your enimies AND can turn into a giant robot at command!
THAT would be the ultimate pastry!

Amake · 10-02-2006, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Sky Warrior Bob

The same could be said of a good neutering.

And there's a better chance that WM will help him that way, over the bump n' grind.

SWB

What's the word in Wheel of Time for the thing they do with males who can use magic? I think that's what he needs.

Great comic, this. I didn't think that the head asploding and stuff might be just fantasies, so I was all "Os hit, this changes everything, and the BM fanboys will never shut up about it too, oh wait, it didn't really happen, hehe, gasp."

Myst · 10-02-2006, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Invisible Queen

What's the word in Wheel of Time for the thing they do with males who can use magic? I think that's what he needs.

Great comic, this. I didn't think that the head asploding and stuff might be just fantasies, so I was all "Os hit, this changes everything, and the BM fanboys will never shut up about it too, oh wait, it didn't really happen, hehe, gasp."

I think it's called 'castration.'
The "Black Mage Destroys the World" hijinks were certainly amusing, but it didn't do it for me as much as the last few. Still great the face he's making as the entire planet explodes. That was priceless.

svickn · 10-02-2006, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Invisible Queen

What's the word in Wheel of Time for the thing they do with males who can use magic? I think that's what he needs.

They called it "gentling". The problem with that is that he would still feel the power, he would just not be able to use it. At all. That would be very very sad.

I would weep for BM. So many lives to be used for the good of evil

DavidG · 10-03-2006, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Myst

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Originally Posted by Invisible Queen

What's the word in Wheel of Time for the thing they do with males who can use magic? I think that's what he needs.

I think it's called 'castration.'

Only if you really piss off the Red Ajah.

Amake · 10-04-2006, 02:06 PM

But if you're gentled you lose the will to live anyway, how's castration going to top that?

Massacre · 10-04-2006, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Invisible Queen

But if you're gentled you lose the will to live anyway, how's castration going to top that?

Well, you could be trapped in an endless hell where you'd wish to god that your naughty bits were still naughtily there while, say, working at a harem during an all-night orgy-fest and the place is just PACKED with loose woman of all kinds, not a single one of them bad looking or lacking in a decent personality that you could get along with.

OR

Have any of you ever seen The Ice Pirates?

FighterFlight · 10-11-2006, 02:04 AM

Look at how angry poor BM is.

He even has to destroy the moon.
I mean, it's the MOON!

And he's got a look like, "Take that!"

Why? The dude has so many problems.

10-02-2006, 04:18 PM	#43
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10-11-2006, 02:04 AM	#50
FighterFlight Impertinent Fool Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: wherever I am Posts: 116	Look at how angry poor BM is. He even has to destroy the moon. I mean, it's the MOON! And he's got a look like, "Take that!" Why? The dude has so many problems. __________________ LIGHT WARRIORS? You Impertinent Fools! I, Garland, will knock you all down!