Geeky moments

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Babybahamut

Something went wrong on the college computers once so I called out "Abort, Retry, Fail?"

No one got it.

I then spent half an hour explaining it to them.

[EVILNess]

The geekiest thing I ever said came after playing D&D for 18 straight Hours with no sleep. We had stopped playing several hours ago and were going out for food before we went to bed.

Someone made a comment about how a local politician was reputed to be "... a total crook, and had a very bad character."

I made the offhand comment, "Well, if you wanna know about his character look at his character sheet."

Sadly, I was 100% serious at that time.

[Lord of Joshelplex]

Today, some chick walked into my Comp Apps class, and was bitching about getting knocked over and having her ankle broken. I said "Guess you faild your saving throw." She asked if I was making a joke and I said yeah, so she swore and ran out crying.

[Adrammelech]

Originally Posted by Lord of Joshelplex

Today, some chick walked into my Comp Apps class, and was bitching about getting knocked over and having her ankle broken. I said "Guess you faild your saving throw." She asked if I was making a joke and I said yeah, so she swore and ran out crying.

She also failed a Diplomacy check for my sympathy

[Syrinth]

Originally Posted by greed

I once yelled WOOT at orgasm.

That, that right there is priceless.

As for me, I saw little yellow text proclaiming 14/45 cards done and so on when I was doing a history project. I've started to refer to collections of reference art as spell books and I constantly refer to making saving throws in real life(although I do that with my friends who do the same thing anyways)

[xravi]

I constantly treat real life as dnd.

[Mirai Gen]

Originally Posted by xravi

I constantly treat real life as dnd.

To be fair, everyone applies the D20 system to every facet of their existence at least once.

Once I tried to bowl between my legs, ended up getting a fail for the ball and made a major fall. I told my friends it was a Perform (Ass Of Myself) check, and I succeeded with flying colors.

When I hackie-sack'd a half-empty soda bottle on my foot twice before kicking it into a nearby high school student, my friend called it a natural 20.

[Loki, The Fallen]

To be fair, everyone applies the D20 system to every facet of their existence at least once.

I think a Prerequisite for the Geek class is: Apply D20 system to real life event.
That or Perform (Other Geeky Things): 8 Ranks

I can't remember all the Dex checks I've failed...

Of course, my Diplomacy skill isn't bad! (Especially with my low charisma score... wait, what score did I max if my Charisma is low? Where are the rest of my points for this? Damn you, Standard Point Buy! Damn you!)

Still waiting for D20 4.0, they better institute a Luck ability score, then it would be reality.

[NMR]

Mine happens alot... I usually spend way to much time talking about fire emblem and the tales of seires.

(Goes to play more Tales of the Abyss)

[handofpwn]

Originally Posted by NMR

Mine happens alot... I usually spend way to much time talking about fire emblem and the tales of seires.

I casn vouch for that, he frikin talks about it only every wakeing and non wakeing moment, even the ones in between.