The worst movie ever?

[Fifthfiend]

Originally Posted by Magus

Also, 2 Fast 2 Furious and Tokyo Drift. And hell, the original Fast And The Furious, I can't remember much about it except something about a grappling hook scene there at the end so it can't have been very good either.

All that and you left out Biker Boyz.

There should be a rule in making movies.

"When the name of your movie sounds like gay porn, don't make the fucking movie."

Granted, Laurence Fishburne was excellent as the King of Bikers.

Kid Rock also appears in a tertiary but well-executed role.

[Long-Haired Narcissist]

You guys totally forgot to mention the "Bring It On" movies and "Stick It".

[Demetrius]

Those movies have "cinematic value"... Well you know what I mean, they're like Spice World and Sugar and Spice.

[Mirai Gen]

Originally Posted by fifthfiend

There should be a rule in making movies.

"When the name of your movie sounds like gay porn, don't make the fucking movie."

I'd prefer if the rule was "Don't misspell the name of your movie intentionally, because it's not going to do anything other than make your movie sound even shittier."

For example.

[Bells]

Ok, so, just so i can count (since i'm late) how many times did Uwe Boll's work got mentioned here?

Also, he is making Far Cry, so thats preemptive...

[Funka Genocide]

worst movie of all time?

Passion of The Christ.

oh yeah, I went there.

[Lord of Joshelplex]

Originally Posted by Funka Genocide

worst movie of all time?

Passion of The Christ.

oh yeah, I went there.

I would agree with you there. That movie was utter trash.

[PCD]

The movie interpretation of The Phantom Tollbooth.

Sure, it was a partially animated movie of a child's book drawn my Looney Toons fellas. I can't get too whiny about it, I suppose, because so often these things go awry, especially with a book that's so strange in scope and setting. However, it was truly painful to watch for me, because pretty much everything was done wrong. The characters were interpreted poorly, they took out some of the funner bits, added things that made no sense, and made it part-musical.
I'm sure that if they actually tried making a non-lame version today, they could do a pretty hardcore job, but nope. We're stuck with this loser.

Also, Ultraviolet. Stupid. Just... stupid.
...Hell, just expand that to Femme Fatale movies in general.

[POS Industries]

Originally Posted by Mirai Gen

I'd prefer if the rule was "Don't misspell the name of your movie intentionally, because it's not going to do anything other than make your movie sound even shittier."

For example.

Okay, I can't beat that, but I can provide my own nomination, simply because I have a story to go along with it. The movie in question is "Soul Survivors".

Thousands of years ago, a few friends and I decide to go to the movies, but we have no idea what to see. We get the theater and see what's playing, and one guy notices this thing and really wants to see it, his reason being that Eliza Dushku is in it. A noble enough reason, to be sure. So, we grab some tickets and find ourselves the only ones in the theater. The movie's awful, but it does provide some good MST3K-esque fodder. We made the most of it, and I can say that we at least didn't walk out of the thing feeling like our brains had been killed (I'm looking at you, "Battlefield: Earth").

Some time later, I was reading a review one of the local papers which noted that, in all of western North Carolina, "Soul Survivors" sold a total of 8 tickets, meaning that my 3 friends and I provided half of that.

I lol'd that day.

[Long-Haired Narcissist]

Originally Posted by PCD

The movie interpretation of The Phantom Tollbooth.

Oooh, I remember watching (more like trying to watch but being bored to death by) that on Cartoon Network when they first started out. And that reminded me of another movie that I saw at a young age that belongs here, the animated version of The Hobbit.