The worst movie ever? - Page 9

Zuzak · 06-13-2007, 08:15 PM

I can just imagine how easy it would be to get mob stabbed on this thread. Just mention something extreamly popular like a certain movie that ends in "Grail", and everyone grabs the nearest knife, katana, fork, spoon, or spork.

Also, Hitchhiker's wasn't that bad, though I haven't read the book (only because I'm too lazy to find a copy). It certainly wasn't the worst movie ever.

The one thing I hate is how predictable some movies are.

Hmm there's a male lead and a female lead. I wonder if they'll fall in love. Yep. Oh, they broke up, I'll bet that they'll stay seperated for the rest of their lives, forget each other, and move on. What!? They didn't! Gasp and suprise.

Yeah, I guess that basically means romantic comedies.

By the way, I nominate almost every movie that ends in "2".

Robert Paulson · 06-14-2007, 12:39 PM

Worst movie I've ever seen? 2001: A Space Travesty. It is quite literally, a travesty. It's supposed to be a parody of science fiction, but only ends being refuse in film format. The less said, the better.

Also, I may be putting my life at risk for printing the next item, but I, how can I say this is a nice way? Severely disliked Almost Famous. The acting sucked. The writing sucked. The whole movie was pointless, not to mention that it was filled; TO THE BRIM!!! With every drama movie cliche imaginable. And you know what's really weird? My brother, and my mother LOOOOOOOOVE Almost Famous. I can't understand this; they typically have better taste in movies than I do, yet they enjoyed that crap? I still can't contemplate it.

And also, I nominate every Pokemon movie ever. Okay, I haven't seen any of them, but a friend of mine described the first one to me, trying really hard not to cringe over describing its suckitude, and upon hearing his horrific description, I remarked, "Wow. When it comes to animated features, I'm glad I still have all my old Disney movies."

I could mention a few other bad movies, but I'll stop for now, before the reminiscing of bad movies erodes my physical being entirely.

Meister · 06-14-2007, 12:47 PM

How to lose a guy in ten days.

My god was that ever a pile of shite. Entirely predictable, moronic drivel. If I want to see two cookie cutter characters dance around each other and getting on the whole world's nerves simply because they're too fucking proud and self-important and caught up in their power games to just own up and tell each other what the shit is up like bloody grown-ups, I go visit a high school.

I only ended up in that waste because it was on sneak preview. I walked out after thirty minutes and went on my 45 minute way home. I was with at least two people who would've given me a ride, but damn if I was going to wait for the end.

Tyrazial · 06-14-2007, 01:32 PM

About Schmidt. When I saw Jack Nicholson on the cover I thought it would be awesome. I remember his days as a Psychotic killer, a werewolf, the Joker, a hardcore marine.

This was by far the biggest travesty I have ever dared to put into my DVD player. I felt like taking my DVD player out for ice cream as consolation for having to chew through that pile of garbage piled on crap.

Long-Haired Narcissist · 06-14-2007, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Meister

How to lose a guy in ten days.

My god was that ever a pile of shite. Entirely predictable, moronic drivel. If I want to see two cookie cutter characters dance around each other and getting on the whole world's nerves simply because they're too fucking proud and self-important and caught up in their power games to just own up and tell each other what the shit is up like bloody grown-ups, I go visit a high school.

I second that. I'd also like to nominate just about anything else with Mathhew McCannaughey except for Dazed and Confused.

Kerensky287 · 06-15-2007, 10:35 PM

I notice a lot of people talking about Starship Troopers.

Has no one seen Starship Troopers 2? It's HORRIBLE.

OMFGHVBYWHENALLBHBHBAGNRHAHGDSVCMXZLGHRJEHAFDL:JSA SGHBFCXNK JDAVFDSJAJSFDAsfdajfdaljk,d .ms,ld/

Sorry, just thinking about it almost made me have a seizure. Basically.... they have bugs that go inside your brain somehow. And some chick decides to get naked and kiss all the guys, which somehow puts bugs in THEIR brains too. Then one of the people is all... "Oh no, I have a bug in my head. I must help people, then shoot myself in the head."

That's the dialogue. I'm only exaggerating a bit.

Other movies I don't like.... Bourne Supremacy (had NOTHING to do with the book.), Bloodrayne (Uwe Boll... need I say more?), and... umm... Oh, right! The Pokemon movies. And the Digimon movie. Those were okay when I first saw them, but I'm not 8 anymore.

I actually liked Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but only because I saw the movie before I read the book. "Ford... I think I'm a sofa" was hilarious until "Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it" came around.

h4x.m4g3 · 06-16-2007, 06:43 PM

Guys, guys you are forgetting a whole sub-genre of movies here. That "Hey you know all those football/basketball/hockey movies about people overcoming adversary or challenge or something. Let's make those movies except some mundane non-sport and include lots of random racial-stereotypes! That all end in the two rival groups getting in a tie thus causing some random face-off between the main characters."

This includes:
Drumline- Probably the best out of this category because it was the first and the stereotypes weren't so glaring.

Roll Bounce- Not the worst ever, but eh.

Now drum roll please for the worst movie ever.
You Got Served- Dear God Please don't make me say anymore.

Used_Potato · 06-16-2007, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Kerensky287

Oh, right! The Pokemon movies. And the Digimon movie. Those were okay when I first saw them, but I'm not 8 anymore.

I should like to agree with you on that, good sir. I only saw the first Pokemon movie and the Digimon one and thought both were the shit at the time. Come to think of it, Mewtwo vs. Mew may have a been a little better than the latter, since it didn't resort to the motherfucking Smashmouth All-Star obligatory inclusion that every other damned movie was doing at the time. Hell, even the first Shrek was guilty of that and still manages to be good.

Magus · 06-17-2007, 12:18 AM

Oh, man, I forgot about Drumline. Yes, it was idiotic, and I had to watch the first hour or so of it about three times (it's the sort of movie your music teacher "lets" you watch near the end of the year, like watching it was supposed to be fun.

The plot was inane, anyway. "OH YOU CAN'T READ MUSIC?! WELL SHIT YOU CAN'T BE IN MY BAND THEN. IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT YOU'RE SOME SUPER TALENTED DRUMMING SUPER GENIUS. WITH CORN ROWS NONTHELESS. I MEAN, BEETHOVEN WAS DEAF, HE COULDN'T HEAR THE MUSIC, HE WOULDN'T BE IN MY BAND EITHER. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON ANDRE GIOVANNI OR RAY CHARLES. THOSE BASTARDS WOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED TO STEP INTO MY DOORWAY." I wonder how he felt about guitar tablatures (not that they play guitar in high school bands) Not that I sided with the whiny and annoying main character. It was basically just a silly plot about some sub-culture, heck, it was about a sub-culture that most people consider to be about as nerdy as you can get: High School Band (yeah I know he was in college for the movie but it's about the same thing, really).

And of course, You Got Served. I mean, it's You Got Served. It's so bad it's good, so it's hard to hate it, but it's bad.

Also, 2 Fast 2 Furious and Tokyo Drift. And hell, the original Fast And The Furious, I can't remember much about it except something about a grappling hook scene there at the end so it can't have been very good either.

There are lots of other "random sub-culture" movies. Not enough about vidya games though. I mean, all we got is The Wizard and several crapfests actually based on the games.

Mirai Gen · 06-17-2007, 02:47 AM

You know what's really bad? "Pride."

That god-forsaken stupid swimming movie about black people in the ghetto. As if it wasn't bad enough that it's yet another Inspirational Coach Movie, following in the footsteps of Remember the Titans, Coach Carter, and countless other movies...

It's about a swim team.

A swim team. Spends 90% of the movie plugging sports team cliches that somehow apply to real life, except with all of the other movies it actually made sense.

Jesus.

Better yet, featuring a cameo by Bernie Mac! When he's not a used car salesman in Transformers, he's in random other movies too!

06-13-2007, 08:15 PM	#81
Zuzak Outcast of society Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Right behind you. Posts: 56	I can just imagine how easy it would be to get mob stabbed on this thread. Just mention something extreamly popular like a certain movie that ends in "Grail", and everyone grabs the nearest knife, katana, fork, spoon, or spork. Also, Hitchhiker's wasn't that bad, though I haven't read the book (only because I'm too lazy to find a copy). It certainly wasn't the worst movie ever. The one thing I hate is how predictable some movies are. Hmm there's a male lead and a female lead. I wonder if they'll fall in love. Yep. Oh, they broke up, I'll bet that they'll stay seperated for the rest of their lives, forget each other, and move on. What!? They didn't! Gasp and suprise. Yeah, I guess that basically means romantic comedies. By the way, I nominate almost every movie that ends in "2". __________________ Heaven is where the police are Brittish, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French, and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs are Brittish, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, and it is all organized by the Italians.

06-14-2007, 12:39 PM	#82
Robert Paulson His name was Robert Paulson. Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 261	Worst movie I've ever seen? 2001: A Space Travesty. It is quite literally, a travesty. It's supposed to be a parody of science fiction, but only ends being refuse in film format. The less said, the better. Also, I may be putting my life at risk for printing the next item, but I, how can I say this is a nice way? Severely disliked Almost Famous. The acting sucked. The writing sucked. The whole movie was pointless, not to mention that it was filled; TO THE BRIM!!! With every drama movie cliche imaginable. And you know what's really weird? My brother, and my mother LOOOOOOOOVE Almost Famous. I can't understand this; they typically have better taste in movies than I do, yet they enjoyed that crap? I still can't contemplate it. And also, I nominate every Pokemon movie ever. Okay, I haven't seen any of them, but a friend of mine described the first one to me, trying really hard not to cringe over describing its suckitude, and upon hearing his horrific description, I remarked, "Wow. When it comes to animated features, I'm glad I still have all my old Disney movies." I could mention a few other bad movies, but I'll stop for now, before the reminiscing of bad movies erodes my physical being entirely. __________________ If you are reading this, then you have too much free time on your hands.

06-15-2007, 10:35 PM	#86
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	I notice a lot of people talking about Starship Troopers. Has no one seen Starship Troopers 2? It's HORRIBLE. OMFGHVBYWHENALLBHBHBAGNRHAHGDSVCMXZLGHRJEHAFDL:JSA SGHBFCXNK JDAVFDSJAJSFDAsfdajfdaljk,d .ms,ld/ Sorry, just thinking about it almost made me have a seizure. Basically.... they have bugs that go inside your brain somehow. And some chick decides to get naked and kiss all the guys, which somehow puts bugs in THEIR brains too. Then one of the people is all... "Oh no, I have a bug in my head. I must help people, then shoot myself in the head." That's the dialogue. I'm only exaggerating a bit. Other movies I don't like.... Bourne Supremacy (had NOTHING to do with the book.), Bloodrayne (Uwe Boll... need I say more?), and... umm... Oh, right! The Pokemon movies. And the Digimon movie. Those were okay when I first saw them, but I'm not 8 anymore. I actually liked Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but only because I saw the movie before I read the book. "Ford... I think I'm a sofa" was hilarious until "Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it" came around. __________________ People who live in Glass homes should not throw stones or Jerk off at daytime

06-17-2007, 12:18 AM	#89
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	Oh, man, I forgot about Drumline. Yes, it was idiotic, and I had to watch the first hour or so of it about three times (it's the sort of movie your music teacher "lets" you watch near the end of the year, like watching it was supposed to be fun. The plot was inane, anyway. "OH YOU CAN'T READ MUSIC?! WELL SHIT YOU CAN'T BE IN MY BAND THEN. IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT YOU'RE SOME SUPER TALENTED DRUMMING SUPER GENIUS. WITH CORN ROWS NONTHELESS. I MEAN, BEETHOVEN WAS DEAF, HE COULDN'T HEAR THE MUSIC, HE WOULDN'T BE IN MY BAND EITHER. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON ANDRE GIOVANNI OR RAY CHARLES. THOSE BASTARDS WOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED TO STEP INTO MY DOORWAY." I wonder how he felt about guitar tablatures (not that they play guitar in high school bands) Not that I sided with the whiny and annoying main character. It was basically just a silly plot about some sub-culture, heck, it was about a sub-culture that most people consider to be about as nerdy as you can get: High School Band (yeah I know he was in college for the movie but it's about the same thing, really). And of course, You Got Served. I mean, it's You Got Served. It's so bad it's good, so it's hard to hate it, but it's bad. Also, 2 Fast 2 Furious and Tokyo Drift. And hell, the original Fast And The Furious, I can't remember much about it except something about a grappling hook scene there at the end so it can't have been very good either. There are lots of other "random sub-culture" movies. Not enough about vidya games though. I mean, all we got is The Wizard and several crapfests actually based on the games. __________________ The Valiant Review Last edited by Magus; 06-17-2007 at 12:20 AM.

06-17-2007, 02:47 AM	#90
Mirai Gen We are Geth. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 14,032	You know what's really bad? "Pride." That god-forsaken stupid swimming movie about black people in the ghetto. As if it wasn't bad enough that it's yet another Inspirational Coach Movie, following in the footsteps of Remember the Titans, Coach Carter, and countless other movies... It's about a swim team. A swim team. Spends 90% of the movie plugging sports team cliches that somehow apply to real life, except with all of the other movies it actually made sense. Jesus. Better yet, featuring a cameo by Bernie Mac! When he's not a used car salesman in Transformers, he's in random other movies too! __________________ Last edited by Mirai Gen; 06-17-2007 at 02:50 AM.

06-14-2007, 12:47 PM	#83
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	How to lose a guy in ten days. My god was that ever a pile of shite. Entirely predictable, moronic drivel. If I want to see two cookie cutter characters dance around each other and getting on the whole world's nerves simply because they're too fucking proud and self-important and caught up in their power games to just own up and tell each other what the shit is up like bloody grown-ups, I go visit a high school. I only ended up in that waste because it was on sneak preview. I walked out after thirty minutes and went on my 45 minute way home. I was with at least two people who would've given me a ride, but damn if I was going to wait for the end.

06-14-2007, 01:32 PM	#84
Tyrazial Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: I often have to ask that myself Posts: 703	About Schmidt. When I saw Jack Nicholson on the cover I thought it would be awesome. I remember his days as a Psychotic killer, a werewolf, the Joker, a hardcore marine. This was by far the biggest travesty I have ever dared to put into my DVD player. I felt like taking my DVD player out for ice cream as consolation for having to chew through that pile of garbage piled on crap.

06-16-2007, 06:43 PM	#87
h4x.m4g3 Lakitu Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 2,152	Guys, guys you are forgetting a whole sub-genre of movies here. That "Hey you know all those football/basketball/hockey movies about people overcoming adversary or challenge or something. Let's make those movies except some mundane non-sport and include lots of random racial-stereotypes! That all end in the two rival groups getting in a tie thus causing some random face-off between the main characters." This includes: Drumline- Probably the best out of this category because it was the first and the stereotypes weren't so glaring. Roll Bounce- Not the worst ever, but eh. Now drum roll please for the worst movie ever. You Got Served- Dear God Please don't make me say anymore.