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Unread 07-09-2007, 01:46 PM   #1
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We haven't had one in a while so I figured what the hell.

I mean we had that one in the Games Forum that seemed to kind of just rot in the vine, I dunno if GF is really the place for doing these things.

I'll leave this up s'long as it doesn't get too crazy I guess.

Or until Mashirosen reaches down from the heavens to visit divine wrath upon us all, I mean, whichever.

For the uninitiatied, this is the place for all your "Hell King Black Mage versus Zuzu, the little girl from It's a Wonderful Life: who shall prove victorious upon the field of battle?" or "Who would win in a being made out of bones contest, Skeletor or Galactus?" kind of things. All this kind of thing goes here, none of this kind of thing goes anywhere not-here.

Edit as per Neko: No characters whose initials are C.N. and whose first name ends with the letter K and whose last name ends with the letter S may be mentioned in this thread. AT ALL, EVAR.

Edit the Second: Not that it's been a problem yet but just pre-emptively speaking I want to make it clear that all the usual rules of the forum apply herein, so no flaming or any of that, please. Boss Clevinger's willingness to tolerate these sorts of indiscretions exists in direct proportion to the extent which they do not become bottomless pits of awful.
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Unread 07-09-2007, 02:07 PM   #2
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Aha! I get to suggest the first match! Victoly!

SGC from Stargate: SG-1 (as of season 9) vs. Terran Dominion from StarCraft.
Let's assume that the Terran Dominion, along with the Koprulu Sector, has been transported to the Stargate universe and has access to, and learned enough to operate, stargates. This includes knowing of the addresses of the more influential planets in the galaxy, such as the planets in the Koprulu Sector, Dakara, Chulak, and Earth.
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Unread 07-09-2007, 02:32 PM   #3
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Just as a warning, fifth, are we going to accept mentions of the unspeakable one?
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Unread 07-09-2007, 02:51 PM   #4
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Hm. At the risk of shadowing Ogian's post, I have a vs of my own:

Deadpool vs Joker. Assuming that both Cable and Harleyquin are elsewhere and that Batman isn't anywhere near the combat.
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Unread 07-09-2007, 03:58 PM   #5
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Just as a warning, fifth, are we going to accept mentions of the unspeakable one?
Oh shit, thanks for reminding me dude. That was a close one.
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Unread 07-09-2007, 04:07 PM   #6
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SGC from Stargate: SG-1 (as of season 9) vs. Terran Dominion from StarCraft.
Let's assume that the Terran Dominion, along with the Koprulu Sector, has been transported to the Stargate universe and has access to, and learned enough to operate, stargates. This includes knowing of the addresses of the more influential planets in the galaxy, such as the planets in the Koprulu Sector, Dakara, Chulak, and Earth.

Terran Dominion vs SGC?

Well, the Terran Dominion has superior tech, but as SG1 has shown the SGC is capable of dealing with superior tech via inferior tech + Jack O'Neill's wise cracking commentary.
Terran Dominion, also, created the Zerg if I remember correctly, so they're just as stupid and/or potentially more idiotic than the Gou'ald(sp). However, they also seem to have better technology, and as has been demonstrated by the preaching people of Season 9-10 super superior tech is enough to at least screw over the SGC temporarily.

BUT the SGC has duex ex machina or whatever on it's side. What's this? The Replicators are going to take over everything? ZOOP WE HAVE THE MAGIC ANSWER.
however, the SGC has failed before to deal with problems...but then in the end had the answers handed to them. Which is the biggest issue.


So what I expect:
Daniel will die at some point, as he must die at least once each season(Seriously).
O'Neill will return for part of the fight, in which he'll download the Ancients knowledge and suddenly know of a secret device that can return the Terran organization back to whence it came.
Teal'C will say "Indeed".
Sam will change her hairstyle again.
Bra'tac will seem to die and/or get severely hurt yet somehow pull through and still stay alive(Darn 150 year old).
SG:Atlantis staff will get a cameo appearance.


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Hm. At the risk of shadowing Ogian's post, I have a vs of my own:

Deadpool vs Joker. Assuming that both Cable and Harleyquin are elsewhere and that Batman isn't anywhere near the combat.
At what point of Deadpools continuinity are we talking about?
If it's near the start, Deadpool wins as Joker can't kill him.
If it's after he starts losing his powers, Joker wins because Wade Wilson simply can't take down the homicidal mastermind without his regenerative abilities...cause come on. It's the Joker.
If it's after he became mentally and physically fixed so his powers were returned and his sanity returned then WW would win easily, unless if the Joker reminded him of his homosexual fantasies involving Cable.
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Unread 07-09-2007, 04:13 PM   #7
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SGC from Stargate: SG-1 (as of season 9) vs. Terran Dominion from StarCraft.
Let's assume that the Terran Dominion, along with the Koprulu Sector, has been transported to the Stargate universe and has access to, and learned enough to operate, stargates. This includes knowing of the addresses of the more influential planets in the galaxy, such as the planets in the Koprulu Sector, Dakara, Chulak, and Earth.
Honestly, it seems to me that defending a planetary assault by Stargate is pretty easy. I mean, hell, in Earth's case, you just shut the iris and the whole Terran army slams straight into solid steel.

I mean, the Terrans could maybe try the classic "send a bigass bomb through the gate plan", but then they ultimately destroy the gate. Lives are lost at Stargate Command, but the Earth is relatively safe.

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Deadpool vs Joker. Assuming that both Cable and Harleyquin are elsewhere and that Batman isn't anywhere near the combat.
I gotta give it to Deadpool. The bulk of Joker's various attacks revolve around things from which Deadpool can immediately regenerate. Joker doesn't really have that advantage himself.
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Unread 07-09-2007, 04:23 PM   #8
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I mean, the Terrans could maybe try the classic "send a bigass bomb through the gate plan", but then they ultimately destroy the gate. Lives are lost at Stargate Command, but the Earth is relatively safe.
Yeah except again you close the Iris and the bomb smashes into the shield while still decomposed into basic atoms and never rematerializes so that it can explode. Otherwise the Goa'uld would have done that years ago.

Also, Earth now has the entire knowledge base of the Asgard who had the entire knowledge base of the ancients. Plus they have working examples of all current Asgard ship technology installed on one of their big ass ships. Combine that with the chair which is now powered and Sam's demonstrated ability to make the entire planet completely out of phase so that not even ascended beings can effect it and we don't have much of a fight.
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You forget, though. The Terrans need only find a bunch of crystals and they can create a seemingly un-ending army.

Thus they could continually churn out space-based vehicles with which to launch a never-ending assault upon Earth itself by space. Sooner or later the chair will run out of drones.
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Unread 07-09-2007, 04:38 PM   #10
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You forget, though. The Terrans need only find a bunch of crystals and they can create a seemingly un-ending army.

Thus they could continually churn out space-based vehicles with which to launch a never-ending assault upon Earth itself by space. Sooner or later the chair will run out of drones.
Uh they have fully functional Ori ship destroying in two shots energy weapons on a ship now as well as a function Asgard power source and detailed plans on how to build more. Between the chair and the fleet of ships they are now able to build with Asgard weapons it shouldn't be to hard to fight anything off.

Further, Sam demonstrated that with just the power generated conventionally by about 80% of the continental she can use Merlin's device to take the entire planet out of phase for quite some time. Combine that with the fact they now know how to build Asgard power cores and they could just take the planet out of phase indefinitely. Maybe set up a very large Naqueda bomb mine field though I'm sure they could just build a planetary defense satellite grid using Asgard tech that would be nigh on impenetrable.
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