America threatened by brain-eating amoebas - Page 6

Lord of Joshelplex · 10-09-2007, 04:24 PM

I have completed a basic outline of the plan:
Step 1: ????
Step 2: Drown water
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Parasites die
Step 5: Par-tay

42PETUNIAS · 10-09-2007, 04:26 PM

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I think the safest plan for people like me is to stop drinking water, until the amoeba runs out of food.

Torque · 10-09-2007, 04:27 PM

I think maybe we should just feed Banamarama to the amoeba's until they reach their pre-programmed eating limit, and then just step on them after they've gorged themselves into dormancy.

bananarama · 10-09-2007, 05:16 PM

Excuse me, but what did you say? I can't hear you over the repeated gunshots to Torque's head...

Lord of Joshelplex · 10-09-2007, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord of Joshelplex

I have completed a basic outline of the plan:
Step 1: ????
Step 2: Drown water
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Parasites die
Step 5: Par-tay

NEW PLAN!

We drown them in hot water till the reproduce uncontrolably, in an orgy of horror, then once they consumed us all, they will die out! GENIUS!

bananarama · 10-09-2007, 09:35 PM

...Congratulations! You have been demoted to the gofer boy of the anti-water army! (Damn...and to think that I was expecting great things from you

)

Torque · 10-09-2007, 10:26 PM

I have a new Plan.
Bananarama is to be deposed as the leader of this army, and we find someone more capable.
Let's face it... I think if there REALLY were amoeba's he'd have found them already, instead of pointing our attention and efforts towards the war effort against water.
Are we really doing water a favor by being there? Does water REALLY need our help? The water didn't ask us to be there. And if the water really IS hiding amoeba's why hasn't Bananarama found them yet?

Lord of Joshelplex · 10-09-2007, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bananarama

...Congratulations! You have been demoted to the gofer boy of the anti-water army! (Damn...and to think that I was expecting great things from you

)

Screw you, Ill start my own army, a gooderer one, and we'll have those gourmet potato chips, the ones with sea salt, and we'll kill water firster.

Khael! · 10-09-2007, 10:43 PM

But where will you get sea salt if you kill all the water?

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Bananarama is to be deposed as the leader of this army, and we find someone more capable.

And here I bring back my idea of freezing off or massively cooling the lakes temporarily. We could do it like they did in Futurama, by dropping in a big ice cube.

We don't need a war on water. We need it on amoebas. A war on water will only waste personnel and exhaust our resources. A tactical strike on the true enemies' base of operations is a much cleaner and faster route to victory.

Torque · 10-09-2007, 10:55 PM

Unfortunately as much as I love futurama you cannot freeze water by dropping ice into it.
The ice will melt, cooling the water to the point of equilibrium, and then you will have no more ice, and cold water that will quickly warm up again.

10-09-2007, 04:26 PM	#52
42PETUNIAS helloooo! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Court Posts: 2,816	... I think the safest plan for people like me is to stop drinking water, until the amoeba runs out of food. __________________ noooo! why are you doing that?!

10-09-2007, 04:24 PM	#51
Lord of Joshelplex Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Bird's Hill MB Posts: 4,055	I have completed a basic outline of the plan: Step 1: ???? Step 2: Drown water Step 3: ???? Step 4: Parasites die Step 5: Par-tay

10-09-2007, 05:16 PM	#54
bananarama Old Gregg Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,189	Excuse me, but what did you say? I can't hear you over the repeated gunshots to Torque's head...

10-09-2007, 09:35 PM	#56
bananarama Old Gregg Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,189	...Congratulations! You have been demoted to the gofer boy of the anti-water army! (Damn...and to think that I was expecting great things from you )