Tell us your favorite game and we'll tell you how shitty it is.

[Seil]

Bioshock was mentioned. Geez, Fifth - way to read! (=3)

[Fifthfiend]

Originally Posted by Seil

Bioshock was mentioned. Geez, Fifth - way to read! (=3)

But my post makes no mention of Bioshock at all.

Clearly I am not the person whose reading skills require improvement.

[mudah.swf]

Virtua Fighter 5
Skate
Street Fighter Alpha 2

[Lord of Joshelplex]

Uncharted: Drakes Fortune

[Mondt]

I'd mention Final Fantasy 9 but man I've seen so many bad things about that it wouldn't even matter.

Golden Sun
Golden Sun 2

[Ryu Van Burace]

Let's see you do:

Stranglehold
Live a Live
Fahrenheit/Indigo Prophecy (that one's a freebie)

[Mirai Gen]

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

Final Fantasy 6.

As if it was irritating enough to have the "new" Final Fantasy game, you start mixing up crazy over convoluted plot A with magic and weapon system B and a handful of characters destined to (once again!) 'save the world!' Truly Final Fantasy is the most original game series ever!

As if that wasn't bad enough, Goddamnit I got the airship now where the fuck am I supposed to go and who do I talk to and how do I finish this stupid game?!

And while we're at it - Gau.

What the fuck! Let's just get some crazy ass chimpanzee-raised little kid and have him start learning what enemies do, bouncing up and down and running out to join them like some sort of magic Tarzan 10 year old. Truly this game is unrivaled in it's moving, epic story!

Stranglehold

Woo, Max Payne except it's 'official' John Woo this time instead of just 'inspired by'. And hey, Chow Yun Fat! He makes everything better! (See: Pirates of the Carribean 3.)

Originally Posted by Mondt

Golden Sun
Golden Sun 2

It's nice how the main character doesn't speak in these games, considering the 'main character' is two completely different people. Seriously, if you're going to make the 'silent protagonist' thing couldn't you at least give it half a thought? And while you're at it, make the game practically unplayable due to running around in puzzle rooms, trying to finish blisteringly complex puzzles all the while random encounters keep popping up and hitting you just enough to annoy the crap out of you and drain you to 0 PsiPoints until right before the giant boss battle!

And then you teabag a hill of fire ants, because that would be less irritating.

[Tendronai]

Planescape: Torment
Starcraft
Super Mario Bros. 3
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Go to town, everyone.

[Mirai Gen]

Planescape: Torment

...Shit I think I'm stumped. Help here?

Starcraft

"You know Jim, I don't think our game is balanced enough. Let's release an expansion and break everything we've done."
"Great idea! We'll unbalance Space Marines by adding medics, we'll make it even more difficult to kill Protoss, and Zerg have even faster Zerg Rushing! People will love this stuff! Every Starcraft game will last thirty seconds!"

Super Mario Bros. 3

Get a leaf, get a tail and ears and turn into Catgirl Mario, and it gives you the power to fly.

What the fuck is this? At least 'Fire Flower' sounds accurate.

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

"Fucking shit Navi, I KNOW! I know there's a fucking spider right there! That's why I hit it with a hook shot! SHUT UP!"

Plus there's the whole things with the medallions - seriously, here I was thinking they'd be useful upgrades that can only be activated one-at-a-time, like "Your sword does Shadow damage" or "This protects you more than normal," or something useful, but instead you just get "the Sage's power added to your own!" Whoopie. Forgive me for not waving a flag.

Another thing about the sages: Nice room. How the hell are you supposed to, you know, walk out? Jeeze - it's like Super Metroid again. Scientists have to make 12 foot hops to get to the laboratories.

[DFM]

Originally Posted by Tendronai

Planescape: Torment

A laughably over written dime store novel shoehorned into an unfun, uninteresting and frustratingly pointless game. People forgive its awful gameplay because the amazing story is so amazing but none of them seem to realize you can find better stories in most budget horror flicks.