#997: "Then I used my brilliance on it." - Page 4

FloralVikings · 05-27-2008, 04:39 PM

Oh yeah...Wow...It took three days off from school for all the math I'd ever learned to vanish entirely.

Zakreon · 05-27-2008, 06:38 PM

I told some of my friends that I had HUGE knockers on my computer. But contradictory to what everyone says about how great it was, my friends seemed disappointed.

pirostyle · 05-27-2008, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Zakreon

I told some of my friends that I had HUGE knockers on my computer. But contradictory to what everyone says about how great it was, my friends seemed disappointed.

Well... the truth is that the "knockers" joke works better in an online forum then it does in real life. Unless you meet the people in real life who were on the online forum. Lots of people have different opinions of comedy and jokes, your friend must be one of the more... strict types. As in, he/she likes jokes that make more sence. To some people, the 1 inch=6 miles is just random and makes no sence.

Sorry for the long reply to such a simple statement.

Zakreon · 05-27-2008, 08:08 PM

Why must I explain that it wasn't the joke that was disappointing to them?

FloralVikings · 05-27-2008, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Zakreon

Why must I explain that it wasn't the joke that was disappointing to them?

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Originally Posted by pirostyle

Lots of people have different opinions of comedy and jokes...

It truly is a universal statement. =)

Lord Setheris · 05-27-2008, 09:48 PM

8-bit theater is living evidence as for why Gary Gygax seperated intelligence and wisdom and 2 different stats when he designed dungeons and dragons.

pirostyle · 05-28-2008, 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Zakreon

Why must I explain that it wasn't the joke that was disappointing to them?

I already know, ok. Im saying that they just didnt think it was funny because they expected real "knockers" as in women.

***Fenris*** · 05-28-2008, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by pirostyle

I already know, ok. Im saying that they just didnt think it was funny because they expected real "knockers" as in women.

No, that's what he's saying and you're trying to explain to him his own joke.

Honestly now.

PurpleMage · 05-28-2008, 12:30 PM

Damn, I suppose I'm the only person who'd hoped that Black Mage would stay in a comatose state for a few more comics only to explode in a magical fury, killing everyone of course.

Also, on another note, I don't think the scale of 1 inch=6 miles was necessary.
I laughed the moment I saw the "knockers" and the scale felt like it was trying to make you laugh if you didn't instantly.

But hell, maybe I'm weird.

Mirai Gen · 05-28-2008, 02:05 PM

The main reason it worked was like Fighter's self-imagining the armored dude with big red jagged crayon marks all over it.

You totally got the joke but having it added in as a sub-note of (THEY ARE SPIKES!!!!) inexplicably makes the joke better, something I've been completely unable to reproduce without sounding positively Control Alt Delete about it.

There's also the whole "doorknockers that are like twelve miles long" which is just absurd and hilarious. Cause, dude, that's some huge knockers.

05-27-2008, 06:38 PM	#32
Zakreon Engineer awaaaay! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A constant state of Misery Posts: 312	I told some of my friends that I had HUGE knockers on my computer. But contradictory to what everyone says about how great it was, my friends seemed disappointed. __________________ ~ Reflect Games ~ HoRP ~

05-27-2008, 08:08 PM	#34
Zakreon Engineer awaaaay! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A constant state of Misery Posts: 312	Why must I explain that it wasn't the joke that was disappointing to them? __________________ ~ Reflect Games ~ HoRP ~

05-27-2008, 09:48 PM	#36
Lord Setheris A Guardian Angel Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,311	8-bit theater is living evidence as for why Gary Gygax seperated intelligence and wisdom and 2 different stats when he designed dungeons and dragons. __________________ As a 21 year old virgin, I'm strongly opposed to anything that reminds me that people are having sex in high school.

05-28-2008, 02:05 PM	#40
Mirai Gen We are Geth. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 14,032	The main reason it worked was like Fighter's self-imagining the armored dude with big red jagged crayon marks all over it. You totally got the joke but having it added in as a sub-note of (THEY ARE SPIKES!!!!) inexplicably makes the joke better, something I've been completely unable to reproduce without sounding positively Control Alt Delete about it. There's also the whole "doorknockers that are like twelve miles long" which is just absurd and hilarious. Cause, dude, that's some huge knockers. __________________

05-28-2008, 12:30 PM	#39
PurpleMage Negative. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 122	Damn, I suppose I'm the only person who'd hoped that Black Mage would stay in a comatose state for a few more comics only to explode in a magical fury, killing everyone of course. Also, on another note, I don't think the scale of 1 inch=6 miles was necessary. I laughed the moment I saw the "knockers" and the scale felt like it was trying to make you laugh if you didn't instantly. But hell, maybe I'm weird.