#1003: "Or twelve!"

[Ghoully]

All of a sudden, Dragoon's goal doesn't seem so stupid.

[Goldenfleece]

You can almost see the gears turning in RM's head when he realizes they're not playing by the rules. In that one moment of lucidity all the stats and skills and exploits go out the window...and he's just another schmo about to get schmoked.

"RUN."

The most concise and coherent thing he has ever said.

Mucho kudos on the stairs, too.

[Pip Boy]

I laughed at this one simply because stairs seem to be the bane of me. Especially the ones lacking in rails.

Although it would have been better I think if the stairs were at least evil somehow. They seemed out of place in the Temple of Feinds.

[PyrosNine]

Originally Posted by TDK

Psh, some cat you are!

Let's see you waltz on down these stairs of pain! Sometimes I even go outside and walk around to the backdoor just to avoid the trauma!

And boy, there's enough of it!

So does this mean, that somehow the presence of an evil Temple is enough to somehow spontaneously generate evil dragons, due to the fact that supposedly all Dragons are mostly extinct, with the exception of Bahamut's kin?
Or heck, maybe they used to be Kittens...
I remember reading somewhere that Evil Dragons aren't actually dragons, but manifestations of magic and/or dark magic set upon dragon's bones, as in most settings Dragon's can't be inherently evil, but can still be assholes.

[Pip Boy]

Originally Posted by PyrosNine

So does this mean, that somehow the presence of an evil Temple is enough to somehow spontaneously generate evil dragons, due to the fact that supposedly all Dragons are mostly extinct, with the exception of Bahamut's kin?

Evil Dragon Kittens? I don't get it.

[Meister]

Usually games have dragons make long speeches to show their superiority and stress how unique an enemy they are, but let's face it, if you were a fire-breathing winged reptile with strength and intellect far beyond human capacity and proficient in magic, you'd just say fuck you to everyone who tries to tell you what you can or can't do, too.

EDIT: If you were twelve fire-breathing winged reptiles.

[Metastophicleas]

Originally Posted by ChristianBridges

Pretty funny...didn't expect the swearing, though. How often is there swearing in this webcomic? I don't know.....just seemed out of place

It did seem out of place. The comic as a whole was hilarious, and freaking brilliant. That one panel could have been smaller, just to not pop out while sitting here at work, like a giant bulls eye.

Those are three of the best, and most memorible lines from the entire series, right up there with the lines from the very begining!

[bluestarultor]

The last time an F-bomb was uttered, it was by BM and the comic was titled as not safe for work, school, etc.

That said, the dragons shown there are of an ff3j design. One more example of Brian pirating from said game for graphics. Their size would indicate that they are a medium sprite, meaning only four, or possibly six (it does look thin and I'm less familiar with FF3's engine), should be able to appear at once.



To comment on the comic itself, the last panel was awesome.

[GameCobra]

Those stairs look like the original Resident Evil mansion stairs. =D

[JunoXI]

I believe that the dragon screaming "BLARG! I"M A DRAGON!" and then other dragons chime in "OR TWELVE!" followed by what is possibly RM's best quote by far in the comic series, "Impossible! Only a maximum of nine enemies may be onscreen!" and falling down a flight of stairs trying to run like scared forest elves and possibly on their asses in THE best moment in 8-bit theater by far.

I would laugh in hysterics. but the library has to be quiet in order for other people to work. Man I need a laptop.