Battle Royale: the Ultimate All-Purpose Versus Thread - Page 216

Forever Zero · 06-04-2004, 08:45 PM

Then it's an eternal draw. Every time Jesus dies, he just comes back to life. And when Mothra does kill Jesus, after three days he ascends to the right hand of the Father, making him second most powerful in existance. He smites Mothra's ass with holy might at that point to prove that heathan beings have no power over the followers of Christianity.

Dante · 06-04-2004, 08:47 PM

Well, Jesus can always whistle up an infintie number of angels to constantly whomp Mothra's ass down while he goes off for a daiquiri.

Krylo · 06-04-2004, 08:48 PM

I still say water to wine + blood = death.

Dante · 06-04-2004, 08:50 PM

That too. And Jesus can probably summon up all the ten Biblical plagues at will, and since Mothra is the only one of his kind, he technically becomes a firstborn son and dies to the effect of the last plague.

IHateMakingNames · 06-04-2004, 08:55 PM

Mothra has kids.

If we are using one of Mothra's kids, then it eventually becomes a god itself.

Edit - The plauges are one a day, Jesus would be dead by then.

When Jesus dies, if he becomes God's right hand, then Jesus is gone so Mothra wins.

Does Mothra even have blood? Even so, he turned his blood into wine, not other people's blood.

Angels are not Jesus, so they can't be in this fight (And Jesus never summoned angels).

Forever Zero · 06-04-2004, 09:01 PM

No one established leaving the battlefield as criteria for losing, so Jesus' ascension is perfectly legitamate and within battle parameters. After Jesus is 'Killed' he comes back and smites Mothra, and his kids without any trouble.

Fifthfiend · 06-04-2004, 09:02 PM

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Sandman Death vs Discworld Death in a popularity contest.

Discworld Death. Sandman's was perky enough, but the Death of Discworld had style.

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since I never heard of either of them, they both lose.

If you've never read Pratchett or Gaiman, then the only loser is you.

IHateMakingNames · 06-04-2004, 09:02 PM

Of, I thought it said becomes, not ascends. Even so, Jesus doesn't suddenly become all powerful because he is on God's right hand. He is just on God's right hand.

Dante · 06-04-2004, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by IHateMakingNames

Mothra has kids.

But it has no siblings, so it is stil lthe firstborn of its generation and thus it dies.

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If we are using one of Mothra's kids, then it eventually becomes a god itself.

Proof, please.

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Edit - The plauges are one a day, Jesus would be dead by then.

Doesn't matter, Jesus can call up any plague he wants.

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When Jesus dies, if he becomes God's right hand, then Jesus is gone so Mothra wins.

Mothra has not eliminated Jesus and Jesus was already the son of God. Becoming God's right hand merely makes it official.

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Does Mothra even have blood? Even so, he turned his blood into wine, not other people's blood.

Hardly a stretch to say that if you can transmute the blood of the avatar of the omnipotent Creator into wine he can't do it to Mothra.

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Angels are not Jesus, so they can't be in this fight (And Jesus never summoned angels).

He has the power to. He could have summoned an entire legion of them while he was on the cross or while he was in the desert. In this case he chooses to exercise it becuase he's not concerned with saving the world but kicking Mothra's ass!

Forever Zero · 06-04-2004, 09:06 PM

Well he isn't literally on God's hand, but he becomes like God's Right Hand Man. And he ascends, as in after his death he comes back, visits his apostles, and litterally floats up to Heaven. This places him above the highest ranks of the Holy Choir (I don't remember all the ranks, it's more a Catholic thing then Protestant) thus giving him more power then the Angels, so I would think the ability to Smite would fit in there somewhere.

06-04-2004, 08:45 PM	#2151
Forever Zero Saint of Stats Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The End Of The World Posts: 5,646	Then it's an eternal draw. Every time Jesus dies, he just comes back to life. And when Mothra does kill Jesus, after three days he ascends to the right hand of the Father, making him second most powerful in existance. He smites Mothra's ass with holy might at that point to prove that heathan beings have no power over the followers of Christianity. __________________ "For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast, And breathed in the face of the foe as he pass'd; And the eyes of the sleepers wax'd deadly and chill, And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!" - The Destruction of Sennacherib

06-04-2004, 08:48 PM	#2153
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	I still say water to wine + blood = death. __________________ I am very tired.

06-04-2004, 08:55 PM	#2155
IHateMakingNames Awwwwh Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 12,119	Mothra has kids. If we are using one of Mothra's kids, then it eventually becomes a god itself. Edit - The plauges are one a day, Jesus would be dead by then. When Jesus dies, if he becomes God's right hand, then Jesus is gone so Mothra wins. Does Mothra even have blood? Even so, he turned his blood into wine, not other people's blood. Angels are not Jesus, so they can't be in this fight (And Jesus never summoned angels). __________________ "If I'm reincarnated, I want to be Musashi again!" - Musashi, Brave Fencer Musashi Last edited by IHateMakingNames; 06-04-2004 at 09:00 PM.

06-04-2004, 09:01 PM	#2156
Forever Zero Saint of Stats Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The End Of The World Posts: 5,646	No one established leaving the battlefield as criteria for losing, so Jesus' ascension is perfectly legitamate and within battle parameters. After Jesus is 'Killed' he comes back and smites Mothra, and his kids without any trouble. __________________ "For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast, And breathed in the face of the foe as he pass'd; And the eyes of the sleepers wax'd deadly and chill, And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!" - The Destruction of Sennacherib

06-04-2004, 09:02 PM	#2158
IHateMakingNames Awwwwh Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 12,119	Of, I thought it said becomes, not ascends. Even so, Jesus doesn't suddenly become all powerful because he is on God's right hand. He is just on God's right hand. __________________ "If I'm reincarnated, I want to be Musashi again!" - Musashi, Brave Fencer Musashi

06-04-2004, 08:47 PM	#2152
Dante Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Crushing the weak beneath the iron jackboots of tyranny Posts: 7,703	Well, Jesus can always whistle up an infintie number of angels to constantly whomp Mothra's ass down while he goes off for a daiquiri.

06-04-2004, 08:50 PM	#2154
Dante Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Crushing the weak beneath the iron jackboots of tyranny Posts: 7,703	That too. And Jesus can probably summon up all the ten Biblical plagues at will, and since Mothra is the only one of his kind, he technically becomes a firstborn son and dies to the effect of the last plague.

06-04-2004, 09:06 PM	#2160
Forever Zero Saint of Stats Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The End Of The World Posts: 5,646	Well he isn't literally on God's hand, but he becomes like God's Right Hand Man. And he ascends, as in after his death he comes back, visits his apostles, and litterally floats up to Heaven. This places him above the highest ranks of the Holy Choir (I don't remember all the ranks, it's more a Catholic thing then Protestant) thus giving him more power then the Angels, so I would think the ability to Smite would fit in there somewhere. __________________ "For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast, And breathed in the face of the foe as he pass'd; And the eyes of the sleepers wax'd deadly and chill, And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!" - The Destruction of Sennacherib