Battle Royale: the Ultimate All-Purpose Versus Thread - Page 263

Fifthfiend · 06-30-2004, 10:40 AM

Tacos easily beat burritos. burritos are soft and flimsy, tacos are hard and jagged. A burrito hitting a taco would do nothing to the taco, but a taco could tear a burrito to pieces.

Krylo · 06-30-2004, 11:56 AM

I could argue that tacos are not only hard but brittle. It is true that a taco could probably hit harder than a burrito, but a burrito would only need to apply a little pressure for a second and the taco would fall apart completely, while the taco's 'punches' would be absorbed by the burrito's softness, doing little damage beyond, perhaps, a few cuts.

They still tie. They're the same damn thing.

Squishy Cheeks · 06-30-2004, 12:00 PM

Wrong. A burrito at a regular mexican restraunt is 2 to 4 times the size of a taco. But taco's come in groups. I'd give it to the burrito since as I've said a Burrito can get freaking huge and weigh between .25-3 pounds. A taco gets no bigger than .1 pounds

sephiroth666 · 06-30-2004, 01:45 PM

lol

tom definatly has more stuff on his site then brian...
but half of it is like porn...and the other half is messed up children storys, like barny on weed, and the bears who dont care, and when humpty dumpty fell off the wall he has a seizure and cracked and a chicken hatched from him with red eyes. but brian has all 8-bit. man.... tom would win, but i wanna vote for brian cuz he rox

sephiroth666 · 06-30-2004, 01:47 PM

sorry for the double post.

burritos definatly win, although tacos do have softshell tacos on their side, and the icecream tacos, but burritos have THE CHIMMYCHUNGA!!!!!and other shiet.

was alien vs predator mentioned in this thread?

Fifthfiend · 06-30-2004, 01:57 PM

I submit the following evidence, which I believe you will find most compelling.

Tacos are capable of irrevocably polluting the human soul. Burritos have no such capacity. Thus, Tacos are the more powerful force, and thereby the inevitable victor.

sephiroth666 · 06-30-2004, 02:10 PM

ummm wtf was the comic

Fifthfiend · 06-30-2004, 02:19 PM

Quote:

ummm wtf was the comic

You would question the majesty of Sluggy Freelance? To the Duck Pit with you!

Squishy Cheeks · 06-30-2004, 02:29 PM

Please. Burritos in the right hand can be manufactured into weapons of mass destruction.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...n&defid=194388

see the seventh definition.

sephiroth666 · 06-30-2004, 02:33 PM

LOL ahaahahahaha. yes.... the powers of beans

06-30-2004, 10:40 AM	#2621
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Tacos easily beat burritos. burritos are soft and flimsy, tacos are hard and jagged. A burrito hitting a taco would do nothing to the taco, but a taco could tear a burrito to pieces. __________________ check out my buttspresso

06-30-2004, 11:56 AM	#2622
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	I could argue that tacos are not only hard but brittle. It is true that a taco could probably hit harder than a burrito, but a burrito would only need to apply a little pressure for a second and the taco would fall apart completely, while the taco's 'punches' would be absorbed by the burrito's softness, doing little damage beyond, perhaps, a few cuts. They still tie. They're the same damn thing. __________________ I am very tired.

06-30-2004, 01:45 PM	#2624
sephiroth666 lord of the undead legion Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: under ur bed Posts: 139	lol tom definatly has more stuff on his site then brian... but half of it is like porn...and the other half is messed up children storys, like barny on weed, and the bears who dont care, and when humpty dumpty fell off the wall he has a seizure and cracked and a chicken hatched from him with red eyes. but brian has all 8-bit. man.... tom would win, but i wanna vote for brian cuz he rox __________________ dont mess with idiots, thay drag you down to their level and beat you down with experience. ----:fighter: :rmage: darkness called. but i was on the phone. i tried to 69 him but he didnt pick up. so i said"pick up darkness*" but he was probably too busy yelling into the phone. ----:bmage::bbelt: "get a life." "where do you get one of those??!? jeez every one tells me to, but i cant find em anywhere. even seven eleven dont got those."

06-30-2004, 01:47 PM	#2625
sephiroth666 lord of the undead legion Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: under ur bed Posts: 139	sorry for the double post. burritos definatly win, although tacos do have softshell tacos on their side, and the icecream tacos, but burritos have THE CHIMMYCHUNGA!!!!!and other shiet. was alien vs predator mentioned in this thread? __________________ dont mess with idiots, thay drag you down to their level and beat you down with experience. ----:fighter: :rmage: darkness called. but i was on the phone. i tried to 69 him but he didnt pick up. so i said"pick up darkness*" but he was probably too busy yelling into the phone. ----:bmage::bbelt: "get a life." "where do you get one of those??!? jeez every one tells me to, but i cant find em anywhere. even seven eleven dont got those."

06-30-2004, 01:57 PM	#2626
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	I submit the following evidence, which I believe you will find most compelling. Tacos are capable of irrevocably polluting the human soul. Burritos have no such capacity. Thus, Tacos are the more powerful force, and thereby the inevitable victor. __________________ check out my buttspresso Last edited by Fifthfiend; 06-30-2004 at 01:59 PM.

06-30-2004, 02:10 PM	#2627
sephiroth666 lord of the undead legion Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: under ur bed Posts: 139	ummm wtf was the comic __________________ dont mess with idiots, thay drag you down to their level and beat you down with experience. ----:fighter: :rmage: darkness called. but i was on the phone. i tried to 69 him but he didnt pick up. so i said"pick up darkness*" but he was probably too busy yelling into the phone. ----:bmage::bbelt: "get a life." "where do you get one of those??!? jeez every one tells me to, but i cant find em anywhere. even seven eleven dont got those."

06-30-2004, 02:33 PM	#2630
sephiroth666 lord of the undead legion Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: under ur bed Posts: 139	LOL ahaahahahaha. yes.... the powers of beans __________________ dont mess with idiots, thay drag you down to their level and beat you down with experience. ----:fighter: :rmage: darkness called. but i was on the phone. i tried to 69 him but he didnt pick up. so i said"pick up darkness*" but he was probably too busy yelling into the phone. ----:bmage::bbelt: "get a life." "where do you get one of those??!? jeez every one tells me to, but i cant find em anywhere. even seven eleven dont got those."