Battle Royale: the Ultimate All-Purpose Versus Thread - Page 267

07-05-2004, 03:31 PM

You honestly think A&W has a chance? A&W isn't only the old man of the competition, but the slightly effeminate and weakest as well. Coke grabs the knife, snaps A&W's old man wrists, and laughs.

Squishy Cheeks · 07-05-2004, 04:38 PM

Hell Leninade could beat A&W and leninade is a little known carbonated red lemonade.
http://www.leninade.com/

slightly aboveaverage man · 07-05-2004, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpiritOfVengance

Holy Crap I thought that was just an urban legend...Where would you get that? I had a las Vegas Energy Drink but wow. That is awesome...

It was sold only in Canada for a short period of time by the Jones Soda Company (based in Quebec). It didn't last long, but I managed to get one before they took them off the shelves. I put it on top of my friends head and popped the cap. To this day I can claim that I once Opened a can of Whoop-ass on him.

Nietz · 07-05-2004, 09:15 PM

But you guys are totally forgetting about Dr Pepper and Mr Pibb!
C'mon, they both start with P and, oddly enough, don't have the abbreviation dot.
It's obvious they're up to something!
(At least Fighter would agree with me...)

07-05-2004, 09:22 PM

No, they both die because they only have one (two if you count Diet) styles. And they both suck because they're made of like 95% crappy peppermint.

Another reason Coke wins, Pepsi copies EVERYTHING from Coke (Pepsi Squeeze, half the sugar, half the carbs, NOT COKE C2 WE SWEAR), so in essence, Coke has a mountain of unused ideas that it could bust out, and pepsi is just running off of Cokes old ideas.

Fifthfiend · 07-05-2004, 09:33 PM

Dr Pepper is owned by Pepsi, Pibb is owned by Coke. Neither can win, they're just foot-soldiers for the big boys.

Squishy Cheeks · 07-05-2004, 09:34 PM

actually pepsi has pepsi one too, so it has one idea on their own prior to Coke, that and vanilla pepsi isn't nearly as gag inducing as vanilla coke.

07-05-2004, 09:37 PM

Since no one can come up with someone to beat Coke, we need a new battle...

Smallville Clark Kent vs. Movie Spider-Man

Both are a tad angsty, neither can have the girl, and both have superpowers that seem to fuck up on them at any given point.

Discuss.

Fifthfiend · 07-05-2004, 09:38 PM

Smallville Clark Kent vs. Movie Spider-Man

The audience loses.

Sithdarth · 07-05-2004, 09:40 PM

Unless for some strange reason Spidy finds a peice of Kryptonite(sp?) he doesn't have a chance. In the end Smallville Clark gets all upset about his girl and puts on the red kryptonite ring which is the end of the battle.

07-05-2004, 09:15 PM	#2664
Nietz Blacky Magey Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mysidia Posts: 81	But you guys are totally forgetting about Dr Pepper and Mr Pibb! C'mon, they both start with P and, oddly enough, don't have the abbreviation dot. It's obvious they're up to something! (At least Fighter would agree with me...) __________________ "You see, my family was cursed by the Dark Powers. Because of that, my mother had to dress me like a girl until I was 14, so that I wouldn't be taken away by the Seven Rice Demons..." - Leonhard Wollstonecraft Nietzheim :wmage: "Blankety-blank!"

07-05-2004, 09:33 PM	#2666
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Dr Pepper is owned by Pepsi, Pibb is owned by Coke. Neither can win, they're just foot-soldiers for the big boys. __________________ check out my buttspresso

07-05-2004, 09:38 PM	#2669
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Smallville Clark Kent vs. Movie Spider-Man The audience loses. __________________ check out my buttspresso

07-05-2004, 03:31 PM	#2661
BMHadoken Guest Posts: n/a	You honestly think A&W has a chance? A&W isn't only the old man of the competition, but the slightly effeminate and weakest as well. Coke grabs the knife, snaps A&W's old man wrists, and laughs.

07-05-2004, 09:22 PM	#2665
BMHadoken Guest Posts: n/a	No, they both die because they only have one (two if you count Diet) styles. And they both suck because they're made of like 95% crappy peppermint. Another reason Coke wins, Pepsi copies EVERYTHING from Coke (Pepsi Squeeze, half the sugar, half the carbs, NOT COKE C2 WE SWEAR), so in essence, Coke has a mountain of unused ideas that it could bust out, and pepsi is just running off of Cokes old ideas.

07-05-2004, 09:37 PM	#2668
BMHadoken Guest Posts: n/a	Since no one can come up with someone to beat Coke, we need a new battle... Smallville Clark Kent vs. Movie Spider-Man Both are a tad angsty, neither can have the girl, and both have superpowers that seem to fuck up on them at any given point. Discuss.

07-05-2004, 09:40 PM	#2670
Sithdarth Friendly Neighborhood Quantum Hobo Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Outside the M-brane look'n in Posts: 5,403	Unless for some strange reason Spidy finds a peice of Kryptonite(sp?) he doesn't have a chance. In the end Smallville Clark gets all upset about his girl and puts on the red kryptonite ring which is the end of the battle.