Battle Royale: the Ultimate All-Purpose Versus Thread - Page 269

Fifthfiend · 07-06-2004, 12:29 AM

Look, we all know how this match would go:

Match begins.

Both combatants fall to the ground, curl up in the fetal position and sob like girls.

Match ends.

Nikose Tyris · 07-06-2004, 09:38 AM

oh jeez... okay, good guys dont fight each other, unless they seem like bad guys but are really good guys in disguise (like spidey and daredevil, maybe spawn). so superman would snag spidey, as he is fastest man alive (he beat flash in a race, i know he cheated, dont care) and talk to him, find the truth, superman would leave. spidey wins by default. now for mine: An arcane trickster versus a drunken master. both have huge dodge bonus... well? give me an answer.

Sithdarth · 07-06-2004, 09:55 AM

Superman is by no means an idoit. His Kryptonian brain makes normal humans look like vegtables. Plus Smallville Clark has robbed banks and killed a guy, it was kind of an accident but hey. Even without the red Kryptonite ring there has been times where he has gotten angry enough to hurt people.

Besides when he had a crisis of faith he went to the big city and started robbing banks and smashing ATMs. So I'd say of the two of them Clark is less likely to curl up into a ball and cry.

Squishy Cheeks · 07-06-2004, 12:09 PM

And Spiderman is smarter than your average joe too, but let's put this in perspective, it doesn't matter the version of either, Batman is smarter. Now I'd say Peter Parker is greater than or equal to Bruce Wayne in intelligence. Batman has proven on many occasions to be able to beat Supes on the power of his brain. Therefore, Peter Parker, spiderman, would win because superman relies to much on the superior muscles in his arms and not the one between his ears.

Sithdarth · 07-06-2004, 12:27 PM

Ok so Parker is smart; that doesn't explain how he would even know that Kryptonite is Supermans weakness. The Smallville Clark keeps that infromation well guarded. The only people that new where his friend Pete, some guy that was killing mutants and leaving behind Kryptonite (His discovery was random because he had the rocks on him), and Edge who saw him cut his arm with it so he could get some blood so Edge wouldn't hurt his parents. Anyway Kryptonite isn't just lying on the ground to be picked up. Its either underground or in that on body of water by the old folks home. Oh yeah, Luther mined most of what was in Smallville; he had like a whole safe full of the stuff in ingots. So it's not like Spidy is going to be walking along and trip on a piece then Clark comes buy and gets all weak leaving him open to attack.

The Smiling Assasin · 07-06-2004, 11:04 PM

Here's one for a VG character VS. a Super hero!
(Viewtiful) Joe VS. Superman

Megaman VS. The Hulk

and to throw it out of the loop,

Mario VS. Batman

IHateMakingNames · 07-06-2004, 11:07 PM

Superman would rip Joe apart. Joe doesn't have the strength to harm him. Unless he somehow gets kryptonite (Which is unlikely), he loses.

I want to say Megaman, but I can't. The Hulk is just to strong. He's taken hits much, much more powerful then what Megaman can dish out, and he can do ever more.

Batman. Batman>Everyone.

Fifthfiend · 07-07-2004, 12:27 AM

Royal Rumble Deathmatch:

Chris Claremont vs. Scott McFarlane vs. Whatever Jackass Created Batman Beyond vs. Whatever Total Bastard Is Responsible For Spider-Man Unlimited

Whoever loses, the fans win.

(came up in another thread)

IHateMakingNames · 07-07-2004, 12:28 AM

They all team up and make a show.

The fans kill themselves.

h4x.m4g3 · 07-07-2004, 01:02 AM

SPiderman Unlimited and Batman Beyond's creators use the cloaking devices they stupidly put into a show to hide while Scott McFarlene kills Chris Claremont. Then thinking everyone is dead the other two come out of cloaking and Batman Beyond's creator is suffocated with webbing in a few moments. Then Scott McFarlene slices Spiderman Unlimited's Creator's with his fingernails. Scott McFarlene then klls himself.

At some point the Fans rush they stage and kill anyone that was alive at the point. That's how it goes if they're is no bumrushing.

07-06-2004, 12:29 AM	#2681
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Look, we all know how this match would go: Match begins. Both combatants fall to the ground, curl up in the fetal position and sob like girls. Match ends. __________________ check out my buttspresso

07-06-2004, 11:04 PM	#2686
The Smiling Assasin Smiles at death Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 186	Here's one for a VG character VS. a Super hero! (Viewtiful) Joe VS. Superman Megaman VS. The Hulk and to throw it out of the loop, Mario VS. Batman __________________ HEY LOOK AT ME! IV'E GOT A SIGNATURE!

07-06-2004, 11:07 PM	#2687
IHateMakingNames Awwwwh Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 12,119	Superman would rip Joe apart. Joe doesn't have the strength to harm him. Unless he somehow gets kryptonite (Which is unlikely), he loses. I want to say Megaman, but I can't. The Hulk is just to strong. He's taken hits much, much more powerful then what Megaman can dish out, and he can do ever more. Batman. Batman>Everyone. __________________ "If I'm reincarnated, I want to be Musashi again!" - Musashi, Brave Fencer Musashi

07-07-2004, 12:27 AM	#2688
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Royal Rumble Deathmatch: Chris Claremont vs. Scott McFarlane vs. Whatever Jackass Created Batman Beyond vs. Whatever Total Bastard Is Responsible For Spider-Man Unlimited Whoever loses, the fans win. (came up in another thread) __________________ check out my buttspresso Last edited by Fifthfiend; 07-07-2004 at 12:52 AM.

07-07-2004, 12:28 AM	#2689
IHateMakingNames Awwwwh Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 12,119	They all team up and make a show. The fans kill themselves. __________________ "If I'm reincarnated, I want to be Musashi again!" - Musashi, Brave Fencer Musashi

07-06-2004, 09:55 AM	#2683
Sithdarth Friendly Neighborhood Quantum Hobo Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Outside the M-brane look'n in Posts: 5,403	Superman is by no means an idoit. His Kryptonian brain makes normal humans look like vegtables. Plus Smallville Clark has robbed banks and killed a guy, it was kind of an accident but hey. Even without the red Kryptonite ring there has been times where he has gotten angry enough to hurt people. Besides when he had a crisis of faith he went to the big city and started robbing banks and smashing ATMs. So I'd say of the two of them Clark is less likely to curl up into a ball and cry.

07-06-2004, 12:27 PM	#2685
Sithdarth Friendly Neighborhood Quantum Hobo Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Outside the M-brane look'n in Posts: 5,403	Ok so Parker is smart; that doesn't explain how he would even know that Kryptonite is Supermans weakness. The Smallville Clark keeps that infromation well guarded. The only people that new where his friend Pete, some guy that was killing mutants and leaving behind Kryptonite (His discovery was random because he had the rocks on him), and Edge who saw him cut his arm with it so he could get some blood so Edge wouldn't hurt his parents. Anyway Kryptonite isn't just lying on the ground to be picked up. Its either underground or in that on body of water by the old folks home. Oh yeah, Luther mined most of what was in Smallville; he had like a whole safe full of the stuff in ingots. So it's not like Spidy is going to be walking along and trip on a piece then Clark comes buy and gets all weak leaving him open to attack.

07-07-2004, 01:02 AM	#2690
h4x.m4g3 Lakitu Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 2,152	SPiderman Unlimited and Batman Beyond's creators use the cloaking devices they stupidly put into a show to hide while Scott McFarlene kills Chris Claremont. Then thinking everyone is dead the other two come out of cloaking and Batman Beyond's creator is suffocated with webbing in a few moments. Then Scott McFarlene slices Spiderman Unlimited's Creator's with his fingernails. Scott McFarlene then klls himself. At some point the Fans rush they stage and kill anyone that was alive at the point. That's how it goes if they're is no bumrushing. Last edited by h4x.m4g3; 07-07-2004 at 01:10 AM.