Battle Royale: the Ultimate All-Purpose Versus Thread

[IHateMakingNames]

What is JLA exactly?

Edit - Just want to make sure I'm going to argue for the right Martians, but I don't remember an A in the JLA that I'm thinking off.

[Fifthfiend]

If you're thinking of the team Superman, Batman, the Flash, etc., etc. are all on, the cartoon is Justice League, the comic's Justice League of America.

[IHateMakingNames]

Figured, just they always called it Justice League, without the America, so I figured it was either supposed to be the old, old JLA cartoon (With Aquaman and Robin and those Wonder Twins), or something I've never heard off.

But,

JLA Martians are as strong as Superman, can fly, can shape shift, and super technology, can become immaterial, are physic, and can destroy people's minds by putting their hands in the other guys hands.

JLA Martians win.

I've never seen a white Martian, but whenever they show a flashback for Martian Manhunter, all of the aliens are green, like him.

I've never read the comics, just seen the show.

[Fifthfiend]

The white Martians were the mean belligerent bitch-ass Martians that got kicked the fuck off the planet. (Incidentally, for screwing with the genome of then-primitive humans, and fucking up our DNA so we turned out the way we turned out instead of evolving into a race of superpowered God-men. Fucking Martians.) This ended up being convenient for them, on account of the green Martians later got wiped out... well, however they got wiped out. Every once in a while they show up on Earth and start shit and the JLA has to beat the hell out of them. I don't know if they ever came up anywhere in the cartoon.

I figure the Mars Attacks! aliens have a shot, because anybody can get ahold of fire but how are a bunch of White Martians going to find out about Wayne Newton? (or was that Willie Nelson? Ah, humbug.)

[Corneria Guard#4]

How about this one...

Toobis vs Maddox

Thats a fight for the ages.

Ooh, I was thinking about how everyone says that Raistly guy is so powerful that no one can really come up with a proper challenger...

Timmy equipped with Wanda and Cosmo vs. Raistlin.

Take that bitch.

[Dragonsbane]

Originally Posted by Feint the Almighty

Rai could go into the future all he wants, but it doesn't mean anything. Nothing is written in stone, he'd go into the future, get cocky, and screw up.

Raistlin never gets cocky....that's why he kicks ass. He never underestimates an opponent, even a sucky one, and he won't underestimate Batman.

Originally Posted by fifthfiend

Do they even have chess on Krynn?

yes, actually, or they have several games that are very similar in concept and design.....

Raistlin vs. Timmy+Cosmo+Wanda

Raistlin isn't bound by rules, the other team is.

How often do Timmy and his fairy godparents screw up? They could potentially have the power to beat Raistlin (assuming he doesn't just counterspell), but Timmy would never make the right wish in time.

I believe this is the point where I respond with "take THAT, bitch!"

[IHateMakingNames]

Batman would beat Raistlin in chess. Batman would start talking about being bullied as a child and stuff like that, then Raistlin would have flash backs and curl up into a fetal postion. Or just out wit him in chess normally.

Also, Timmy wins. He would just wish that Raistlin loses all his magic (Which is not against the rules), and then Raistlin loses.

If he doesn't wish that directly, his first wish will some how result in that happening.

Like IHMN says, Wanda and Cosmo seem to be hardwired to FIRST prtect Timmy, then cast his wishes, so Raisty would try to spell him, the duo would become like a suit of armor and a shield, then Timmy would wish that Raisty had no magic and then turn him into a toilet.

Plus, as long as Raisty doesn't love Timmy, Da Rules don't count. (its not a competition)

[Dragonsbane]

IHMN, you've already demonstrated your ignorance on this subject before.....Raistlin learned to cope with his memories, they even made him stronger. Raistlin might sympathize with the Bat, but it wouldn't stop him from playing against him. Raistlin and Batman might almost be an even match when it comes to strategy, hence they end up in a stalemate.

BMH, and then Cosmo would screw up somehow, and the world would be drastically changed in some apocalyptic manner.....while Timmy is trying to fix things, Raistlin casts Fireball and burns him to a crisp. They never protected him against that one bully, did they? Raistlin knows Wish (the spell) and can counter it, and since he's an Archmage.....he can use Mastery of Counterspelling to remove Cosmo and Wanda's magic. This wouldn't happen, however, because Timmy NEVER wishes for the right thing at the start of a fight....he has an unfortunate tendency to take Cosmo's advice. Besides, despite their magical power, neither of the godparents is very smart (Wanda is kinda bright, but nowhere near as intelligent as Raistlin, and Cosmo and Timmy usually outweigh her intelligence with their own idiotic incompetence anyway!), and Raistlin is a brilliant Archmage. He'd kill them in under a minute, probably less.