Calvain ball X we're on perade

[Dragonsbane]

considers changing the name of the Calvinball to the "Wall-Martball" or the "Dragonsbane-ball", but decides that that sounds silly and doesn't do it.

[videogamerz2000]

Completly mind-blow by HoP's lack of communication and desprit attacks, TD leaps back onto the field seeing the company growing and growing. He launches a daring move. Through negotiation and alot of beating, TD merges to of the biggest chains together, Wal-mart and The Bay, thus making Wal-Bay. With a newly formed company, all stores are obliterated from the market and the ultimate store overcomes gov'ts and forms a unified international state, the Earth Diplomatic Organization or EDO. Then the traitor, HoP, found guilty on all charges is sentenced to life in the slammer on the moon. He is barred and secured by haevily armed guards with god powers of their own.

[Dragonsbane]

ooc: everyone, I would advise checking to see what posts you missed while you were gone BEFORE you put up your own post.....it will just save a lot of trouble, especially since HoP isn't just dead now, he's gone, period.

applauds the efforts of TD, and declares him his Chief Minion

[Elminster_Amaur]

And Moses appears and says, "Let my people go!" When Walmart fails to comply with his vague request, Moses calls down the might of the god of the Jews to smite Walmart. Walmart is suddenly back down to its original size, but it has no competitors, since it obliterated them to begin with. Moses grabs the Calvinball and parts the Pacific Ocean, then launches it down into the Mariannas Trench. As the seas come crashing down upon the Calvinball, Moses disappears again. The Calvinball, stuck underneath the ocean in the deepest depth of the world, known to man, begins to rise to the surface like a rocket, for it is filled with air. As the Calvinball cannot be created or destroyed, it grows larger and larger and larger, until it reaches the size of a small moon. It blasts out from the surface of the Earth and flies over to a galaxy far, far away. But since it is travelling at such enormous speeds that it surpasses the speed of light, it reverses time, and by the time it reaches the galaxy far, far away, it is a long time ago.

[videogamerz2000]

"I'm nobodies Chief Minion, I'm my own god and have an army at my own disposal. So just keep it to the applause." TD sincerly glares at DB. TD takes off toward K-mart and looks at the constant growing pile of ashes. He blows them away in the wind and K-mart is no more.

[Dragonsbane]

however, there ARE no jews left, since everyone worships Dragonsbane and, to a lesser extent, the other Wal-Martians..........without anyone to worship him, there IS no God of the Jews, except for DB and the other, lesser, Wal-Martians, who they now worship. Thus Moses couldn't come back, unless he was willed to by DB.

"Your independence is respected, THIS time........" DB smiles, knowing about the army he has at his disposal...........
He then goes and merges the businesses of every other plane with Wal-Mart, increasing his own power still further.

[videogamerz2000]

"No one can control me or my minions. If I were you, I'd watch my back." His eyes, fired up, gaze upon DB. Reverting back to the Jew problem, TD declares "They honor the one god above all of us and thus, we may manipulate them, but not switch their faith." Td takes off and transformes a few hundred Jews into penguins and their power feeds his own. Reverting back to other issues, he goes to the Star Wars galaxy and overtakes the Calvinball for his own.

[Dragonsbane]

a black-cloaked shadow flits suddenly across TD's field of vision, and the Calvinball vanishes........Though TD is unable to see his face, it obviously wasn't DB (since DB would have openly revealed his presence.....since he is a Greater Deity and TD is only a Lesser Deity), he immediately tries to pursue, but there is nothing there to chase.......

meanwhile............DB is back on Earth, turning the Jew-penguins into Avens, giving them the ability to fly and manipulate tools, while leaving their ability to swim, and saving them from a fate of uselessness. (since penguins ARE useless) Their power converts from feeding TD to feeding him, as many of them now consider DB to be the Messiah. DB smirks, enjoying the ability to control the other Gods through his position as the Overgod of the Wal-Martian Pantheon.

OOC: Who would've thought we'd end up as Gods from a battle between Wal-Mart and K-Mart?

[videogamerz2000]

Unluckily, DB forgot one detail... the penguins are with TD in the Star Wars galaxy. He races back to earth and goes to the head of the Wal-mart company. DB sits in teh throne. "To bad you met me..." TD smiles. With that he draws his spear-sword and lunges at DB. DB lunges back at TD and they both slash. The dust settles. Enhanced by the power of the sky, TD lands on the ground, and turns around to DB. In two, DB grasps in the air. "Now for my final move..." TD glares. He hurls a bag of cheetohs at DB, whom is consumed by their glory and pigs out. "You must learn control DB, for controlling this power grants you immunity." TD turns towards the sacred staff knwon to hold the Wal-mart company at the top. "Time to get things back to normal" adn with that TD smashes the staff into a billion pieces.

Edit: OOC: We're already gods. Remember always, on this Calvinball field, god mode is set to on.

[Dragonsbane]

ah...........but DB can just Teleport to the Star Wars galaxy..........which he does! Then he brought them back to Earth and transformed them:p

a cold laugh is suddenly heard, seeming to fill the entire world..........DB steps out from behind the throne, his staff in his hand "Fool! Thinking to defeat me so easily........you actually believed that YOU could shatter MY staff, and you were fooled so easily by a single Avatar-Simulacra!" he chuckles "and I AM immune, the first thing a true wizard learns is control!" A blast of energy roars out of the sky, knocking TD to the ground...."You forgot, my power far outmatches yours" DB raises the Spellsword over his head, having enhanced it to have god-killing properties, and proceeds to chop TD up into tiny pieces......which he then drops into a conjured Sphere of Annihilation, which he dismisses once he is done, and now TD is gone forever........
"Anyone else?" DB grins, black robes swirling around him as he speaks....