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Dragonsbane · 05-04-2004, 06:27 PM

"What the.....?" DB stares at HoP "What is he, some kind of chess-golem with a lacrosse fetish?" While he waits for an answer, he casts a "Reflect Any Spell Cast by HoP spell" (it reflects, instead of blocking, so the skewer spell is reflected) on the ERM, then unleashes a Hadoken at HoP......."THIS should finish him!!!!! FOR THE GLORY OF WAL-MART!!!!!!!" The skewer-spell and the Hadoken hit HoP at the same time, immolating him AND inflicting stabbity death at the same time!

videogamerz2000 · 05-04-2004, 06:33 PM

Rallyed by DB's spirit, TD rushes HoP with a barbarian yell. HoP, devistated is slashed, stabbed and mutliated by TD's spear and sword. HoP's lacrosse stick is chopped to mere pieces. HoP, looks down at his gut and realizes that his internal organs are bleeding. "That should delay him for now." TD says to DB, panting. TD then returns to Wal-mart for a refreshing bottle of Coca-cola and a huge bag of cheetoh's.

Royalspork · 05-04-2004, 06:33 PM

ooc and chucking lacrosse balls is not a spell

OVERDONE OVERDONE and thus the hadoken backfires and blows up all wal-mart own companys and then HoP goes to wall street and buys walmart with chess sets, lacrosse balls, drum sets and latin books using the barder system and then lays off all of the workers thus ending wal-mart forever

Dragonsbane · 05-04-2004, 06:35 PM

Still shouting his battle cry, DB pulls the SpellSword from its sheath at his hip, and begins slicing HoP into small pieces, the blue fire wreathing his blade burning the pieces to ash with each cut.

And, since his spells are never overdone, he immediately realizes HoP's evil plan....."that monster altered my spell!!!!!"

casts Time Warp.......going back to a few minutes earlier, and altering the past so that his spell WORKED

"ha-HA!!! Take THAT, K-mart worshipping demon!!! Now we know your weapons of Evil, and can counter them" Summons checkers, guitar, Elvish Language textbook (the TRUE useless language!), and Hockey!

Royalspork · 05-04-2004, 06:38 PM

then a phone rings and the messege says "hi this is HoP just telling you that I am long gone with the calvain ball and wal-mart is no more
edit (you cant just edit your actions like that) since you can't tell where I shop then your spell back fires /edit

Elminster_Amaur · 05-04-2004, 06:38 PM

But then Sam Walton comes back from the dead and rez's Walmart. "I will not allow my store to die!!" He runs at HoP and jumps inside him. Then he make HoP explode outward in a big bloody mess. "That'll teach you for messing with Walmart." he says as he goes back to his rest.

Dragonsbane · 05-04-2004, 06:41 PM

"Check again, HoP" DB shouts "and know that your evil has been defeated!" Then, using his increased power, he Nukes every K-Mart on the planet.

videogamerz2000 · 05-04-2004, 06:41 PM

TD, confounded by HoP's lack of organizing a solid story, rushes to the wall street and gambles with other companies to strengthen, invest and mass produce for Wal-mart. With the new investments, Wal-mart single-handly becomes the most powerful, international corporation across the globe. Thus, TD's and other Wal-martians gain strength, speed, intellect and other stat bonuses. TD, buffed up, grabs his spear and sword and fuses them into a long sword with an extra serrated tip, perfect for slicing any know substance. HoP, rendered helpless, runs in the other direction of TD. TD leaps off with on foot and flies towards HoP and with a quick slash, cleaves HoP in two. As HoP reforms back together, TD gains a spell bonus and drains part of HoP's god power. (Remember, god mode is always set to on)

Royalspork · 05-04-2004, 06:42 PM

ahh but I have lawyers who finds some rule that makes me come back to life and they all so find a rule of no team ups and thus you two attack each other

Dragonsbane · 05-04-2004, 06:43 PM

Kills your lawyers, thus ELIMINATING your rules, and creates several Portals in Wal-Mart, thus encouraging interplanar trade..........Wal-Mart becomes even richer, now the richest corporation in the multiverse. Then, he uses the Spellsword and his staff to beat/slice HoP, draining his god-power as well. Finishing with a Raistlin-style spell of total and complete annihilation.

05-04-2004, 06:33 PM	#62
videogamerz2000 The Thunder Dragoon Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Next door Posts: 1,253	Rallyed by DB's spirit, TD rushes HoP with a barbarian yell. HoP, devistated is slashed, stabbed and mutliated by TD's spear and sword. HoP's lacrosse stick is chopped to mere pieces. HoP, looks down at his gut and realizes that his internal organs are bleeding. "That should delay him for now." TD says to DB, panting. TD then returns to Wal-mart for a refreshing bottle of Coca-cola and a huge bag of cheetoh's. __________________ Thunder Dragoon _______________________________ If I had a nickel for everytime I got drunk with, I would have a very effective nickel sock. To beat people with.

05-04-2004, 06:33 PM	#63
Royalspork Magikoopa Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: chapel hill wo0t wo0t Posts: 1,617	ooc and chucking lacrosse balls is not a spell OVERDONE OVERDONE and thus the hadoken backfires and blows up all wal-mart own companys and then HoP goes to wall street and buys walmart with chess sets, lacrosse balls, drum sets and latin books using the barder system and then lays off all of the workers thus ending wal-mart forever __________________ Zei Zao looks helplessly as he runs out of road to follow! The army of Huang Yao Shi grinds to a halt as to avoid wading through grass. That's for "common" armies. Much like Gao Hu's, who's invasion force reaches the border and sits in ambush for any fleeing units of Huang Yao Shi. In the grass. Cao Zhen, however, continues to follow the road, as grass is too green for his liking this time of year. You ain't got no K-Mart!

05-04-2004, 06:38 PM	#65
Royalspork Magikoopa Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: chapel hill wo0t wo0t Posts: 1,617	then a phone rings and the messege says "hi this is HoP just telling you that I am long gone with the calvain ball and wal-mart is no more edit (you cant just edit your actions like that) since you can't tell where I shop then your spell back fires /edit __________________ Zei Zao looks helplessly as he runs out of road to follow! The army of Huang Yao Shi grinds to a halt as to avoid wading through grass. That's for "common" armies. Much like Gao Hu's, who's invasion force reaches the border and sits in ambush for any fleeing units of Huang Yao Shi. In the grass. Cao Zhen, however, continues to follow the road, as grass is too green for his liking this time of year. You ain't got no K-Mart! Last edited by highonpawns; 05-04-2004 at 06:40 PM.

05-04-2004, 06:38 PM	#66
Elminster_Amaur Her hands were cold and small. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: My Mind Posts: 2,049	But then Sam Walton comes back from the dead and rez's Walmart. "I will not allow my store to die!!" He runs at HoP and jumps inside him. Then he make HoP explode outward in a big bloody mess. "That'll teach you for messing with Walmart." he says as he goes back to his rest. __________________ "It just rubs me the wrong way." -CJ, most likely about non-yaoi porn or something

05-04-2004, 06:41 PM	#68
videogamerz2000 The Thunder Dragoon Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Next door Posts: 1,253	TD, confounded by HoP's lack of organizing a solid story, rushes to the wall street and gambles with other companies to strengthen, invest and mass produce for Wal-mart. With the new investments, Wal-mart single-handly becomes the most powerful, international corporation across the globe. Thus, TD's and other Wal-martians gain strength, speed, intellect and other stat bonuses. TD, buffed up, grabs his spear and sword and fuses them into a long sword with an extra serrated tip, perfect for slicing any know substance. HoP, rendered helpless, runs in the other direction of TD. TD leaps off with on foot and flies towards HoP and with a quick slash, cleaves HoP in two. As HoP reforms back together, TD gains a spell bonus and drains part of HoP's god power. (Remember, god mode is always set to on) __________________ Thunder Dragoon _______________________________ If I had a nickel for everytime I got drunk with, I would have a very effective nickel sock. To beat people with.

05-04-2004, 06:42 PM	#69
Royalspork Magikoopa Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: chapel hill wo0t wo0t Posts: 1,617	ahh but I have lawyers who finds some rule that makes me come back to life and they all so find a rule of no team ups and thus you two attack each other __________________ Zei Zao looks helplessly as he runs out of road to follow! The army of Huang Yao Shi grinds to a halt as to avoid wading through grass. That's for "common" armies. Much like Gao Hu's, who's invasion force reaches the border and sits in ambush for any fleeing units of Huang Yao Shi. In the grass. Cao Zhen, however, continues to follow the road, as grass is too green for his liking this time of year. You ain't got no K-Mart!