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Elminster_Amaur · 05-04-2004, 06:44 PM

Walmart lawyers are much more powerful, as their leader is Johny Cockran(Don't know if that's right) so they find a loop-hole around your rule, which states that this is the case, only if they are teaming up on someone other than a K-mart lackey.

videogamerz2000 · 05-04-2004, 06:45 PM

By checking with his "friends in high places", gov't officials ban the lawyers from 'assisting' HoP and besides, we're not on teams, we have alliances. (kinda sounds like a dorky survivor rip off). TD reminds HoP that we play until a final challenge erupts, and that's not gonna happen for a while.

Royalspork · 05-04-2004, 06:46 PM

well after consulting my lawyers you cant do that so wal-mart is taken to court where wal-mart goes bankrupt

Elminster_Amaur · 05-04-2004, 06:46 PM

And K-mart turns into a dragon and eats HoP.

slightly aboveaverage man · 05-04-2004, 06:47 PM

The Slightly Above Average Tropical Storm got to his feet, his powers returning as the storm reformed. He is about to cast the greatest of all weather desturbances when Jadarendir points out to him that they are in Sudbury, which is miles from the ocean and as a result, Tropical Storms would never make it this far. the Storm Fizzles, but SAATH pulls out his Stat sheet and scribbles something on it.

"Aha! I am now the Slightly Above Average Blizzard!"

"Oh, and by the way: Macbeth."

A bolt of lightning strikes HoP, much to the amusement of others.

He then summons the second-worst of all weather desturbences: the Halagonian Blizzard! 100 cm of snow falls on the area, baracading the stores and costing each store (and the city of sudbury itself) millions of dollars in damages, and also prevents them from getting to their cars.

"The glory will be for The Bay!" he yells, supporting the oldest retail chain in the world (located in Canada and used to control over 60% of it) and all are forced to shovel for three weeks, while the plows box them in yet again.

"Mwahahahahaha!"

Elminster_Amaur · 05-04-2004, 06:49 PM

Fortunately, Walmart had low prices on a weather machine, so they altered the weather such that it only affected K-mart and the rest of the city.

videogamerz2000 · 05-04-2004, 06:49 PM

In the courts, TD and others represent Wal-mart and win the lawsuit. K-mart is sentenced to it's own bankrupcy and is reduced down to a little corner store on Bay Street where it sells newspapers, oragami statues and cigarettes. Wal-mart continues to dominate the world and starts to form a Wal-mart nation. "That's all I can do for know. Good luck my fellow Wal-martians and use my power to banish the K-mart evil!" TD disappears in a puff of smoke, soon to return in the future....

Royalspork · 05-04-2004, 06:49 PM

ok I go and buy k-mart and make it a good company making all people adore me and worship me and do what I ask and I ask them to attack you and they come on to you like a angry hord of zombies

Elminster_Amaur · 05-04-2004, 06:51 PM

Luckily, no one knows what a zoby is, so they disappear in a puff of uncreative smoke.

Edit: by that, I meant the mob didn't know what zobies were, so the people tried to attack like them and ended up disappearing.

Royalspork · 05-04-2004, 06:52 PM

ooc huh .....what ....zoby is what...what misspelling

05-04-2004, 06:44 PM	#71
Elminster_Amaur Her hands were cold and small. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: My Mind Posts: 2,049	Walmart lawyers are much more powerful, as their leader is Johny Cockran(Don't know if that's right) so they find a loop-hole around your rule, which states that this is the case, only if they are teaming up on someone other than a K-mart lackey. __________________ "It just rubs me the wrong way." -CJ, most likely about non-yaoi porn or something

05-04-2004, 06:45 PM	#72
videogamerz2000 The Thunder Dragoon Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Next door Posts: 1,253	By checking with his "friends in high places", gov't officials ban the lawyers from 'assisting' HoP and besides, we're not on teams, we have alliances. (kinda sounds like a dorky survivor rip off). TD reminds HoP that we play until a final challenge erupts, and that's not gonna happen for a while. __________________ Thunder Dragoon _______________________________ If I had a nickel for everytime I got drunk with, I would have a very effective nickel sock. To beat people with.

05-04-2004, 06:46 PM	#73
Royalspork Magikoopa Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: chapel hill wo0t wo0t Posts: 1,617	well after consulting my lawyers you cant do that so wal-mart is taken to court where wal-mart goes bankrupt __________________ Zei Zao looks helplessly as he runs out of road to follow! The army of Huang Yao Shi grinds to a halt as to avoid wading through grass. That's for "common" armies. Much like Gao Hu's, who's invasion force reaches the border and sits in ambush for any fleeing units of Huang Yao Shi. In the grass. Cao Zhen, however, continues to follow the road, as grass is too green for his liking this time of year. You ain't got no K-Mart!

05-04-2004, 06:46 PM	#74
Elminster_Amaur Her hands were cold and small. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: My Mind Posts: 2,049	And K-mart turns into a dragon and eats HoP. __________________ "It just rubs me the wrong way." -CJ, most likely about non-yaoi porn or something

05-04-2004, 06:47 PM	#75
slightly aboveaverage man Trudeau Maniac Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 4,253	The Slightly Above Average Tropical Storm got to his feet, his powers returning as the storm reformed. He is about to cast the greatest of all weather desturbances when Jadarendir points out to him that they are in Sudbury, which is miles from the ocean and as a result, Tropical Storms would never make it this far. the Storm Fizzles, but SAATH pulls out his Stat sheet and scribbles something on it. "Aha! I am now the Slightly Above Average Blizzard!" "Oh, and by the way: Macbeth." A bolt of lightning strikes HoP, much to the amusement of others. He then summons the second-worst of all weather desturbences: the Halagonian Blizzard! 100 cm of snow falls on the area, baracading the stores and costing each store (and the city of sudbury itself) millions of dollars in damages, and also prevents them from getting to their cars. "The glory will be for The Bay!" he yells, supporting the oldest retail chain in the world (located in Canada and used to control over 60% of it) and all are forced to shovel for three weeks, while the plows box them in yet again. "Mwahahahahaha!" __________________ Comics! Coffee! Videos! All at WWW.Ultima-Java.com If you're not there you'd better be dead, or in jail! And if you're in jail... BREAK OUT! Visit this Sunday SUNDAY Sunday and saturday.

05-04-2004, 06:49 PM	#76
Elminster_Amaur Her hands were cold and small. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: My Mind Posts: 2,049	Fortunately, Walmart had low prices on a weather machine, so they altered the weather such that it only affected K-mart and the rest of the city. __________________ "It just rubs me the wrong way." -CJ, most likely about non-yaoi porn or something

05-04-2004, 06:51 PM	#79
Elminster_Amaur Her hands were cold and small. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: My Mind Posts: 2,049	Luckily, no one knows what a zoby is, so they disappear in a puff of uncreative smoke. Edit: by that, I meant the mob didn't know what zobies were, so the people tried to attack like them and ended up disappearing. __________________ "It just rubs me the wrong way." -CJ, most likely about non-yaoi porn or something Last edited by Elminster_Amaur; 05-04-2004 at 06:53 PM.

05-04-2004, 06:52 PM	#80
Royalspork Magikoopa Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: chapel hill wo0t wo0t Posts: 1,617	ooc huh .....what ....zoby is what...what misspelling __________________ Zei Zao looks helplessly as he runs out of road to follow! The army of Huang Yao Shi grinds to a halt as to avoid wading through grass. That's for "common" armies. Much like Gao Hu's, who's invasion force reaches the border and sits in ambush for any fleeing units of Huang Yao Shi. In the grass. Cao Zhen, however, continues to follow the road, as grass is too green for his liking this time of year. You ain't got no K-Mart!