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Elminster_Amaur · 05-04-2004, 06:54 PM

But the damage was done. The mob tried to attack like a "hord of zobies" and ended up destroying themselves. So when HoP corrected himself, the mob was no more, thus still unable to attack.

Royalspork · 05-04-2004, 06:55 PM

but there are more hords

Dragonsbane · 05-04-2004, 06:55 PM

DB uses Mass Charm to make all the people who worshipped HoP convert to his worship, thus turning him and the other Wal-Martians (who he elevates to the status of lesser deities, he himself is a Greater deity) into Gods........DB then SMITES HoP and the infidel K-Mart, destroying them utterly!!!!

Royalspork · 05-04-2004, 06:56 PM

but HoP takes cover in wal-mart and converts himself to the cause (aka wal-mart)

Dragonsbane · 05-04-2004, 06:59 PM

Finds the traitor HoP, and Smites him until all that is left is a smoldering pile of ash, which is then dropped into a Bag of Holding, which is dropped into a Portable Hole (from a distance, using Telekinesis spells) which rips a hole in the fabric of reality and destroys the Bag of Holding, Portable Hole, AND HoP forever........

Elminster_Amaur · 05-04-2004, 06:59 PM

Then a bunch of Arabs run at HoP yelling "Ala akba!" and blow themselves up after dogpiling on him, utterly obliterating the molecules of the dust of HoP.

Dragonsbane · 05-04-2004, 07:00 PM

ooc what Elminster said happens after I smite HoP, but BEFORE he is put in the Bag of Holding, since I was editing the post to include that when he put up his post.

HoP is now nonexistant, gone forever, period.

"All hail the Walmartian deities!" Summons the Calvinball from its current location into his hand, putting it on top of a big sceptre which he weilds in addition to his sword and staff

Elminster_Amaur · 05-04-2004, 07:10 PM

As Walmart becomes more and more powerful, it slowly takes control of the U.S. government from Microsoft, thus causing riots and chaos in the world. Walmart and Microsoft begin buying countries, but Walmart gets things at much lower prices, in exchange for placing a store in the country's capital, so Walmart now controls almost all of the World, and several planes of existence. Eventually, Walmart's profits alone acount for more than 400% of Bill Gates' net worth, so they buy Microsoft, thus becoming so powerful that Walmart is considered a channel of power so great it can obliterate the entire pantheon of "dieties" splayed out before it.

Dragonsbane · 05-04-2004, 07:13 PM

"Eliminates" Bill Gates, setting himself up as the supreme immortal power in the Multiverse.

Royalspork · 05-04-2004, 07:13 PM

ooc ok all we half to do now is change the name to wal-mart ball

05-04-2004, 06:54 PM	#81
Elminster_Amaur Her hands were cold and small. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: My Mind Posts: 2,049	But the damage was done. The mob tried to attack like a "hord of zobies" and ended up destroying themselves. So when HoP corrected himself, the mob was no more, thus still unable to attack. __________________ "It just rubs me the wrong way." -CJ, most likely about non-yaoi porn or something

05-04-2004, 06:55 PM	#82
Royalspork Magikoopa Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: chapel hill wo0t wo0t Posts: 1,617	but there are more hords __________________ Zei Zao looks helplessly as he runs out of road to follow! The army of Huang Yao Shi grinds to a halt as to avoid wading through grass. That's for "common" armies. Much like Gao Hu's, who's invasion force reaches the border and sits in ambush for any fleeing units of Huang Yao Shi. In the grass. Cao Zhen, however, continues to follow the road, as grass is too green for his liking this time of year. You ain't got no K-Mart!

05-04-2004, 06:56 PM	#84
Royalspork Magikoopa Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: chapel hill wo0t wo0t Posts: 1,617	but HoP takes cover in wal-mart and converts himself to the cause (aka wal-mart) __________________ Zei Zao looks helplessly as he runs out of road to follow! The army of Huang Yao Shi grinds to a halt as to avoid wading through grass. That's for "common" armies. Much like Gao Hu's, who's invasion force reaches the border and sits in ambush for any fleeing units of Huang Yao Shi. In the grass. Cao Zhen, however, continues to follow the road, as grass is too green for his liking this time of year. You ain't got no K-Mart!

05-04-2004, 06:59 PM	#86
Elminster_Amaur Her hands were cold and small. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: My Mind Posts: 2,049	Then a bunch of Arabs run at HoP yelling "Ala akba!" and blow themselves up after dogpiling on him, utterly obliterating the molecules of the dust of HoP. __________________ "It just rubs me the wrong way." -CJ, most likely about non-yaoi porn or something

05-04-2004, 07:10 PM	#88
Elminster_Amaur Her hands were cold and small. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: My Mind Posts: 2,049	As Walmart becomes more and more powerful, it slowly takes control of the U.S. government from Microsoft, thus causing riots and chaos in the world. Walmart and Microsoft begin buying countries, but Walmart gets things at much lower prices, in exchange for placing a store in the country's capital, so Walmart now controls almost all of the World, and several planes of existence. Eventually, Walmart's profits alone acount for more than 400% of Bill Gates' net worth, so they buy Microsoft, thus becoming so powerful that Walmart is considered a channel of power so great it can obliterate the entire pantheon of "dieties" splayed out before it. __________________ "It just rubs me the wrong way." -CJ, most likely about non-yaoi porn or something

05-04-2004, 07:13 PM	#90
Royalspork Magikoopa Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: chapel hill wo0t wo0t Posts: 1,617	ooc ok all we half to do now is change the name to wal-mart ball __________________ Zei Zao looks helplessly as he runs out of road to follow! The army of Huang Yao Shi grinds to a halt as to avoid wading through grass. That's for "common" armies. Much like Gao Hu's, who's invasion force reaches the border and sits in ambush for any fleeing units of Huang Yao Shi. In the grass. Cao Zhen, however, continues to follow the road, as grass is too green for his liking this time of year. You ain't got no K-Mart!