So, about that Zombie Apocalypse... - Page 9

Professor Smarmiarty · 09-21-2009, 10:50 AM

GTA has taught me breaking into most military bases is as easy as sitting outside, waiting for a vehicle to drive out, shooting the driver, then driving the vehicle back in.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 09-21-2009, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by wight24

There is a book that i used to own 4 copies of called the zombie survival guide it has everything you need.

That book is important. It has helped me prepare my zombie escape plan.

Magic_Marker · 09-21-2009, 11:52 AM

Basically we should stop arguing and pick up out copy of The Zombie Survival Guide and read.

krogothwolf · 09-21-2009, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Magic_Marker

Basically we should stop arguing and pick up out copy of The Zombie Survival Guide and read.

New Plan!

Push Magic Marker into the zombies and while they are eating him run like heck!

Magic_Marker · 09-21-2009, 01:42 PM

New Plan

*Shoots Krogo in the head*

That was my entire plan.

krogothwolf · 09-21-2009, 01:52 PM

Now you just wasted a bullet that could have been used to kill the zombies. Plus I wont become zombiefied with a damaged brain now! So HAZZAH!!!

Alright, New New Plan!

Send fifthfiend into Zombie horde. The Zombies will recognize fifth as their Zombie King an follow him. After that I guess we'll have to pay homage to Fifth or die. Even then he may still just convert us into zombies so he could command us anyways but still. Would be cool to watch!

Magic_Marker · 09-21-2009, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by krogothwolf

Plus I wont become zombiefied with a damaged brain now! So HAZZAH!!!

Welcome to the point.

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Send fifthfiend into Zombie horde. The Zombies will recognize fifth as their Zombie King an follow him. After that I guess we'll have to pay homage to Fifth or die. Even then he may still just convert us into zombies so he could command us anyways but still. Would be cool to watch!

I must say I actually like this plan.

Sir Pinkleton · 09-21-2009, 03:49 PM

I know we're getting lose to thread closing, but I was curious, how can the zombie survival guide be useful at all? If zombies ever do come, there are many variants, be they from voodoo or parasite, do they feel pain and are just angry, or are they actually undead, or is it a virus/parasite,does shooting them in the head work or does the voodoo keep it going, do they remember anything from their past, can they use stuff or are they merely able to swipe and bite? Really, I'm sure it's an interesting read, but it's like reading about vampire's. It's not a reality, so no, there is no one source of all knowing information on the subject.

It just bugs me I guess.

Kepor · 09-21-2009, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Pinkleton

I know we're getting lose to thread closing, but I was curious, how can the zombie survival guide be useful at all? If zombies ever do come, there are many variants, be they from voodoo or parasite, do they feel pain and are just angry, or are they actually undead, or is it a virus/parasite,does shooting them in the head work or does the voodoo keep it going, do they remember anything from their past, can they use stuff or are they merely able to swipe and bite? Really, I'm sure it's an interesting read, but it's like reading about vampire's. It's not a reality, so no, there is no one source of all knowing information on the subject.

It just bugs me I guess.

When in doubt, burn it.

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Originally Posted by krogothwolf

Alright, New New Plan!

Send fifthfiend into Zombie horde. The Zombies will recognize fifth as their Zombie King an follow him. After that I guess we'll have to pay homage to Fifth or die. Even then he may still just convert us into zombies so he could command us anyways but still. Would be cool to watch!

Or we could lure the hordes onto the forums and corrupt them away.

Sir Pinkleton · 09-21-2009, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Kepor

When in doubt, burn it.

Sorry, I had to.

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09-21-2009, 10:50 AM	#81
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	GTA has taught me breaking into most military bases is as easy as sitting outside, waiting for a vehicle to drive out, shooting the driver, then driving the vehicle back in.

09-21-2009, 11:52 AM	#83
Magic_Marker Moonwalk Away. Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Dumbfucklahoma. Posts: 1,573	Basically we should stop arguing and pick up out copy of The Zombie Survival Guide and read.

09-21-2009, 01:42 PM	#85
Magic_Marker Moonwalk Away. Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Dumbfucklahoma. Posts: 1,573	New Plan Shoots Krogo in the head That was my entire plan.

09-21-2009, 03:49 PM	#88
Sir Pinkleton What's going on? Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Hillsboro, Oregon Posts: 1,237	I know we're getting lose to thread closing, but I was curious, how can the zombie survival guide be useful at all? If zombies ever do come, there are many variants, be they from voodoo or parasite, do they feel pain and are just angry, or are they actually undead, or is it a virus/parasite,does shooting them in the head work or does the voodoo keep it going, do they remember anything from their past, can they use stuff or are they merely able to swipe and bite? Really, I'm sure it's an interesting read, but it's like reading about vampire's. It's not a reality, so no, there is no one source of all knowing information on the subject. It just bugs me I guess.