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The Thunder Dragoon
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Next door
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TD, shakes his head at the amount of junk happening. He just sits back and waits unitl one person is singled otu, and then... he strikes!
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05-16-2004, 09:31 PM
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Shadows In Your Eyes
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Menzoberranzan, The Underdark
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OOC: Batstard.
Jeth pulls out his bag of holding, and finds his TURN YOURSELF BACK INTO NORMAL FORM IF YOU ARE A PIECE OF **** (SLOP!) pill! He eats it, and takes DB's bag of holding, pulls out the Calvinball and tosses the bag back at DB, while taking the "hot looking" spell off of the ugly chick that is REALLY smooching DB. Jeth makes multiple portals non-stop continuously for ever and ever and jumps through them therefore making him uncatchable. THE END. |
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05-16-2004, 09:34 PM
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Magikoopa
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: chapel hill wo0t wo0t
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"The End???????????, the end of what, the thread, the life, a random bystander"
HoP ponders these things while more important things happen.
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Zei Zao looks helplessly as he runs out of road to follow! The army of Huang Yao Shi grinds to a halt as to avoid wading through grass. That's for "common" armies. Much like Gao Hu's, who's invasion force reaches the border and sits in ambush for any fleeing units of Huang Yao Shi. In the grass. Cao Zhen, however, continues to follow the road, as grass is too green for his liking this time of year. You ain't got no K-Mart! |
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05-16-2004, 09:35 PM
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Villainous Archmage
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Citadel of Black Magic.
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DB grins "There is no way to deflect antimagic, by the way......I'm sorry I put your spell on hold, Lycanthrope, but it was more prudent to save it until the right moment." DB hands Lycanthrope a flat, gray control pad with a big, red button on it. "use it whenever you think is best, it will activate your spell on TD.....be very careful about when you use i-MMMmm!!" DB's sentence is broken off as the girl in his lap starts kissing him again, making it difficult to drive, so he hands the wheel over to Lycanthrope and sits in the back of the car with the girl in his lap........his bag of holding still on his belt, and the chick in his lap genuinely (and authentically!) hot. He feels rather sorry for Jeth, lying in the road several miles back, mumbling incoherantly about hopping through portals.......
OOC: Batstard? I've never been called that before........but I AM a dirty rotten Bastard! 
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05-16-2004, 09:37 PM
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Shadows In Your Eyes
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Menzoberranzan, The Underdark
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And then DB remembers that he had hit a tree and was not moving anymore and that the girl that was in his lap was a DOG so he threw her away and started running for the hills!
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05-16-2004, 09:40 PM
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Magikoopa
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: chapel hill wo0t wo0t
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then HoP ponders up to the calvinball and says "I must use this for more pondering"
and right when anyone objects HoP says "it is for science" then you all leave me alone as I ponder some more.
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Zei Zao looks helplessly as he runs out of road to follow! The army of Huang Yao Shi grinds to a halt as to avoid wading through grass. That's for "common" armies. Much like Gao Hu's, who's invasion force reaches the border and sits in ambush for any fleeing units of Huang Yao Shi. In the grass. Cao Zhen, however, continues to follow the road, as grass is too green for his liking this time of year. You ain't got no K-Mart! |
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05-16-2004, 09:40 PM
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Villainous Archmage
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Citadel of Black Magic.
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DB wonders what else Jeth is having hallucinations about, especially with buzzards pecking away at him, and what delusions HoP is suffering from, lying crushed somewhere in Ancient Rome, and thus DB continues driving across the flat, treeless plains.......these musings are dispelled as the hot girl in his lap begins tickling him........After he reaches the corporation, he, Jarlax, and Lycanthrope all become incredibly wealthy, and are given shiny medals for having saved the world and restored the Calvinball to its true form.......the girl who sat in his lap during the ride to the corporation asks DB out, so he now has a girlfriend, and everyone lives happily ever after (until the next Calvinball episode)...
The End!!!!
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05-17-2004, 05:00 AM
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Shadows In Your Eyes
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Menzoberranzan, The Underdark
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GJ at ruining the fun... >.>
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05-17-2004, 06:35 AM
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Villainous Archmage
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Citadel of Black Magic.
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it was a good stopping point:p
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05-17-2004, 07:44 AM
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Trudeau Maniac
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Cyberspace
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Slightly Above Average Man walks onto the field. and looks through the preceeding posts and the thread before it...
"WORST. CALVINBALLS. EVER!!!!"
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