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Unread 09-14-2010, 04:59 PM   #11
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Winnipeg is screwed!
I know, right? But goddamnit, it'll be fun to watch these fuckers burn...!

Azisien.... I 100% agree with you... Personally, I think my answer sucks from here to high heaven. It's WAY too short to say anything particularly meaningful. Most of that shit was just thrown in to increase my word count and make it look like I was trying. I love writing, but this was a chore. I figured if I actually tried to make it look.... nice, or interesting I'd waste my word count on simile's and metaphors alone, so I said fuck it, made it boring, and gave them what they want.
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The only foil I've ever seen to this is in the first Power Rangers movie, where after all of the posing and flipping, they realized, "Oh, snap! They actually ran away on us!" like it wasn't the reasonable thing to do and because it'd never happened before.
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Unread 09-14-2010, 08:33 PM   #12
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One thing is key about applications: lie. Lie like you wouldn't believe.

You can't prove who you are as a person until you actually have the job. Until then, you might as well make yourself out to be a Robot Obama Jesus on paper.
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Unread 09-14-2010, 08:36 PM   #13
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One thing is key about applications: lie. Lie like you wouldn't believe.
Hah... Don't I know it. Right now I build stuff for Apiaries, and I got THAT job by lying about everything I have ever done in life ever.
Like EVER... lol
But I'm very good at what I do.
It's just not a career.
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The only foil I've ever seen to this is in the first Power Rangers movie, where after all of the posing and flipping, they realized, "Oh, snap! They actually ran away on us!" like it wasn't the reasonable thing to do and because it'd never happened before.
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