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I don't see why we need magic anyway. Just think of a way around it. Besides, I'm not going to be thinking up my super-powerful spell, but instead will be thinking up my next torture strategy.....my particularly evil torture startegy.
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html
Watch "Foamy's Rant III", it will give you some ideas. (Edit - Some of my torture ideas were taken from this)
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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REALLY IHMN, I couldn't have guessed that. The "24-Hour Clock until you Die" is a particularly sadistic one, although that would most likely leave them dead and not up to giving information...
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Harrumph!
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Thanks IHMN, I'll make sure the people have a life that would be scarred forever if they live past the torture.
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hehehe.......you're right, I don't need magic, and the Red Knight would get bored listening to some old witch mumble about how to summon light, he would just want to hurl fire at things........and for that, we have FZ's alchemist, with his supply of fine explosives. Hey, I just had an idea for explosive arrows...........think about the looks on those Imperialist's pig-doggy faces when they see the sheer might of our Communist industry NOW, eh comrades?
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Well, if you could convince the Gorons to go to your side, I'm sure that explosive arrows could be arranged.
Certain people do have magic, as someone has to have made the magical items of Hyrule...the problem is deciding who did that. I'll say if it's an item used in conjunction with brute strength, Gorons. If it's an artsy type item, we'll say the Zoras made it. Everything else we'll blame on the Sheikah, Hyrulians, Gerudo and Kokiri. You can have horses if you want, and I'll allow someone to have small, and very slight magical abilities if they are wizard/sorcerer or something of the sort; you know, shoot small fire/ice/dark(light for IHMN) blasts, transform, fly short distances, lift really heavy things and such. We'll say that the cities are much bigger than they were in the game, and that you would have a good possibility of converting Gorons, a horrible chance of converting Zora, and 50/50 chance of converting anyone else who isn't royalty. Fairies have no chance of coming to your side, but Octoroks, Moblins, Skultulas, Skull-kids, any Ancient Evil, redeads and any non-specified creature that is considered to be under Ganon's control in the games has an excellent chance of joining your cause. I'm not sure, but I'll probably concider Castle Town as being unconvertable, except maybe the shopkeepers. Lon-lon ranch is already owned by Ganondorf at this point in time. Great Deku is dead, Link has just awakened, the big dragon has been released, and monsters are starting to roam, but the major cities are still well, as they have actual defense(unlike in the game). This time-period may not have happened in the game, but Link did trap Ganondorf in the future, not in the past...
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what sort of magic would a Communist Knight have? Lifting heavy objects or inspring allies maybe?
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Lifting heavily inspired allies....no, that's not right.
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could I change it to Revolutionary Knight? I wouldn't want to sacrifice martial ability, since that's Dmitri Ivanovich's main focus.......but we need at least one magic user in the party...
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If you wish.
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