Bullets and Bacon: Let's Play Oregon Trail! - Page 6

Bob The Mercenary · 06-22-2011, 06:50 PM

Upon reaching the river, rpg consulted with Cholera Joe about possible options to get across. Joe's inhibitions, being completely wiped out by the whiskey, said the following:

"Ford that bitch."

Other members of the wagon train, seeing the flooded wagon left in their wake, turned and assisted with getting it upright, allowing the lost goods to float downstream. rpg emerged first carrying the children, Joe came second holding a whiskey jug tight to his chest. rpg, after regaining his wits, did a head count to make sure no one was missing.

"Okay, I'm alive. So is Joe, kinda. Lets' see..."
"Derps is okay."
"Horsecock is throwing up both bile and river water now, but at least he's still breathing."
"Nikose is..."

...

"Nikose?"

...

"Where the heck is..."

Marc v4.0 · 06-22-2011, 06:53 PM

Yup

POS Industries · 06-22-2011, 06:53 PM

Continue immediately.

Osterbaum · 06-22-2011, 06:53 PM

Let's just continue without a burial.

Kim · 06-22-2011, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Dole

RobinStarwing · 06-22-2011, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Dole

FINAL-FUCKING-LY! Someone freaking died!

Here lies Nikose
May he row-row-row his boat in peace
Gently drown in the Kansas
Merrily Merrily Merrily
Life sucks and than you die!

I am saying we provide him burial and put that on his tombstone, if possible.

***Fenris*** · 06-22-2011, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Dole

Shyria Dracnoir · 06-22-2011, 07:59 PM

>Chop up Nikose's corpse and use it to replace the 35lbs of lost bacon

Flarecobra · 06-22-2011, 08:09 PM

Done. Moving on. :P

Krylo · 06-22-2011, 08:17 PM

Move on imme...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyria Dracnoir

>Chop up Nikose's corpse and use it to replace the 35lbs of lost bacon

Uh, immediately do this, I mean.

06-22-2011, 06:50 PM	#51
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Upon reaching the river, rpg consulted with Cholera Joe about possible options to get across. Joe's inhibitions, being completely wiped out by the whiskey, said the following: "Ford that bitch." Other members of the wagon train, seeing the flooded wagon left in their wake, turned and assisted with getting it upright, allowing the lost goods to float downstream. rpg emerged first carrying the children, Joe came second holding a whiskey jug tight to his chest. rpg, after regaining his wits, did a head count to make sure no one was missing. "Okay, I'm alive. So is Joe, kinda. Lets' see..." "Derps is okay." "Horsecock is throwing up both bile and river water now, but at least he's still breathing." "Nikose is..." ... "Nikose?" ... "Where the heck is..." __________________ Bob Dole

06-22-2011, 06:53 PM	#52
Marc v4.0 Fight Me, Nerds Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,470	Yup __________________

06-22-2011, 06:53 PM	#53
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,480	Continue immediately. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

06-22-2011, 06:53 PM	#54
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	Let's just continue without a burial. __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!

06-22-2011, 07:59 PM	#58
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	>Chop up Nikose's corpse and use it to replace the 35lbs of lost bacon __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

06-22-2011, 08:09 PM	#59
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,016	Done. Moving on. :P __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.