Bullets and Bacon: Let's Play Oregon Trail! - Page 7

Flarecobra · 06-22-2011, 08:19 PM

They'd have to fish up Nikose though.

Shyria Dracnoir · 06-22-2011, 08:33 PM

I blame the game for confusing me. Why show people gathered around a gravesite when the deceased is currently floating down the river like a lost rubber ducky? It's the ox/prarie dog all over again.

Krylo · 06-22-2011, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flarecobra

They'd have to fish up Nikose though.

Fishing is a fantastic way to get food.

Thadius · 06-22-2011, 08:39 PM

The river will carry Nik out to sea eventually, and then we can consider the issue moot.

Onwards! Horsecock is still alive! You must slay the currently-invincible Horsecock!

Bob The Mercenary · 06-22-2011, 08:44 PM

Broke a wagon wheel after going through some thick fog (which rpg's skills saved us from again), and now I'm beginning to second guess the money I spent on an oversized wagon.

We made it about 120 miles out to St. Mary's Mission, a small merchant outpost. We restocked a bit on bacon and whiskey and I bought a blanket for horsecock. Also, bought candles for a candlelight vigil, should anyone of any importance actually die along the way.

Welp, the Red Vermilion River. This one's a calm stream, only two feet deep. We shouldn't have as much trouble as...

...

There goes another grandfather clock. The count's at 7. Also, the babies are soaked again.

I wonder why. Couldn't be the dead body we threw overboard or the three times we've flipped the wagon.

There is a real chance that rpg gets fired as trail guide if we don't slow up, which would end the game. I say we sit back, play some cards and rest a bit.

Thadius · 06-22-2011, 08:45 PM

You can't slay Horsecock if you get fired. Rest a bit, play some Canasta. Try to win some booze back from Joe, if you can.

Your currency should be bacon and whiskey when you reach the end of the trail.

Krylo · 06-22-2011, 08:46 PM

Execute the leader of the dissenters, and place his corpse on a stake for the crows. Feast in its shadow.

Never again shall they doubt you.

Bob The Mercenary · 06-22-2011, 08:53 PM

Came up to a river with fresh spring water, so we rested a few days so as to not get fired. Also increased rations to filling. Maybe if their mouths are full they won't be able to complain as much. And the water and rest seems to have cured Horsecock.

[Edit] Came to another river. God help us all.

Bob The Mercenary · 06-22-2011, 08:59 PM

Fuck.

I've also run into a problem where no matter how long we rest for, the people still fire rpg. Might have to trade some grandfather clocks for food. Since we are now...you know...out of food. And spend, like, a month resting.

Solid Snake · 06-22-2011, 09:05 PM

How did Nikose die first
And there was no reference to Snake placing money on Nikose dying first
Seriously
How does that happen

06-22-2011, 08:19 PM	#61
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,016	They'd have to fish up Nikose though. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

06-22-2011, 08:33 PM	#62
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	I blame the game for confusing me. Why show people gathered around a gravesite when the deceased is currently floating down the river like a lost rubber ducky? It's the ox/prarie dog all over again. __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

06-22-2011, 08:39 PM	#64
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	The river will carry Nik out to sea eventually, and then we can consider the issue moot. Onwards! Horsecock is still alive! You must slay the currently-invincible Horsecock! __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

06-22-2011, 08:44 PM	#65
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Broke a wagon wheel after going through some thick fog (which rpg's skills saved us from again), and now I'm beginning to second guess the money I spent on an oversized wagon. We made it about 120 miles out to St. Mary's Mission, a small merchant outpost. We restocked a bit on bacon and whiskey and I bought a blanket for horsecock. Also, bought candles for a candlelight vigil, should anyone of any importance actually die along the way. Welp, the Red Vermilion River. This one's a calm stream, only two feet deep. We shouldn't have as much trouble as... ... There goes another grandfather clock. The count's at 7. Also, the babies are soaked again. I wonder why. Couldn't be the dead body we threw overboard or the three times we've flipped the wagon. There is a real chance that rpg gets fired as trail guide if we don't slow up, which would end the game. I say we sit back, play some cards and rest a bit. __________________ Bob Dole

06-22-2011, 08:45 PM	#66
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	You can't slay Horsecock if you get fired. Rest a bit, play some Canasta. Try to win some booze back from Joe, if you can. Your currency should be bacon and whiskey when you reach the end of the trail. __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.

06-22-2011, 08:46 PM	#67
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Execute the leader of the dissenters, and place his corpse on a stake for the crows. Feast in its shadow. Never again shall they doubt you. __________________ I am very tired.

06-22-2011, 08:53 PM	#68
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Came up to a river with fresh spring water, so we rested a few days so as to not get fired. Also increased rations to filling. Maybe if their mouths are full they won't be able to complain as much. And the water and rest seems to have cured Horsecock. [Edit] Came to another river. God help us all. __________________ Bob Dole

06-22-2011, 08:59 PM	#69
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Fuck. I've also run into a problem where no matter how long we rest for, the people still fire rpg. Might have to trade some grandfather clocks for food. Since we are now...you know...out of food. And spend, like, a month resting. __________________ Bob Dole

06-22-2011, 09:05 PM	#70
Solid Snake Erotic Esquire Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 5,562	How did Nikose die first And there was no reference to Snake placing money on Nikose dying first Seriously How does that happen __________________ *WARNING:* Snek's all up in this thread. Be prepared to read massive walls of text.