Bullets and Bacon: Let's Play Oregon Trail! - Page 8

RobinStarwing · 06-22-2011, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Dole

Fuck.

I've also run into a problem where no matter how long we rest for, the people still fire rpg. Might have to trade some grandfather clocks for food. Since we are now...you know...out of food. And spend, like, a month resting.

Hunt dude! Or did you not bring any guns to take down buffalo and game?

Shyria Dracnoir · 06-22-2011, 09:24 PM

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Wagon morale is low

Best take care of that before the babies get fussy. You don NOT want a wagon full of colicky kids.

Bob The Mercenary · 06-22-2011, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by RobinStarwing

Hunt dude! Or did you not bring any guns to take down buffalo and game?

Why didn't I think of that!

On it.

Bob The Mercenary · 06-22-2011, 09:52 PM

Um...

Hmm.

So we got to another river, obviously I prepared to ford it. In the meantime I stopped for a while to refill our canteens.

Problem #1 Lost over half our remaining grandfather clocks.

Then I went hunting and blew through almost all of our ammo trying to restock our food supply. Managed to grab almost 200lbs of fresh meat.

Problem #2 rpgdemon got muthafuckin shot.

I cleaned his wound and continued. Then we hit another river.

Problem #3 Flipped the wagon for the fifth time.

Derps almost drowned.

Horsecock suffered internal injuries which may or may not have been caused by the wagon flip.

And then rpg got fired and...I...there really is no logical way the game can continue, even if I traded everything for medicine and fruit, and blew the rest of the ammo on hunting, that stuff won't last til the next stop. And Horsecock has food poisoning, scurvy, internal injuries, and is starving and thirsty.

Solid Snake · 06-22-2011, 09:54 PM

I'm sorry Bob, but you're going to have to see us through to the very end. (IE, until you get the 'main character has died' screen.)

On the bright side, let's cheer on a Let's Play that's actually going to finish before the author loses interest!

Flarecobra · 06-22-2011, 10:07 PM

Derps was probably trying to get the rest of the stuff.

And trust me, you do NOT want him as leader. They'll end up in London. Somehow.

He ain't called "Derps McHuchins" for nothing.

Bard The 5th LW · 06-22-2011, 10:21 PM

You will continue until everyone is dead. Your viewership commands it. I also demand that you cannibalize Horsecock if that is a thing you can do.

Bob The Mercenary · 06-22-2011, 10:24 PM

I can't even get far enough for anyone to die. People are so pissed they fire him after walking a few miles and the game ends.

Solid Snake · 06-22-2011, 10:27 PM

Bah, that's right, you chose that crappy option where the game automatically ends when you're fired as opposed to when you die.
Lame.

POS Industries · 06-22-2011, 10:32 PM

Where in the hell are all these rivers coming from?!

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Originally Posted by Bob Dole

And Horsecock has food poisoning, scurvy, internal injuries, and is starving and thirsty.

How in the fuck do you get food poisoning when there wasn't even anything left to eat?

Did Horsecock take a nibble from Nik's soggy corpse or what?

06-22-2011, 09:52 PM	#74
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Um... Hmm. So we got to another river, obviously I prepared to ford it. In the meantime I stopped for a while to refill our canteens. Problem #1 Lost over half our remaining grandfather clocks. Then I went hunting and blew through almost all of our ammo trying to restock our food supply. Managed to grab almost 200lbs of fresh meat. Problem #2 rpgdemon got muthafuckin shot. I cleaned his wound and continued. Then we hit another river. Problem #3 Flipped the wagon for the fifth time. Derps almost drowned. Horsecock suffered internal injuries which may or may not have been caused by the wagon flip. And then rpg got fired and...I...there really is no logical way the game can continue, even if I traded everything for medicine and fruit, and blew the rest of the ammo on hunting, that stuff won't last til the next stop. And Horsecock has food poisoning, scurvy, internal injuries, and is starving and thirsty. __________________ Bob Dole

06-22-2011, 09:54 PM	#75
Solid Snake Erotic Esquire Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 5,562	I'm sorry Bob, but you're going to have to see us through to the very end. (IE, until you get the 'main character has died' screen.) On the bright side, let's cheer on a Let's Play that's actually going to finish before the author loses interest! __________________ *WARNING:* Snek's all up in this thread. Be prepared to read massive walls of text.

06-22-2011, 10:07 PM	#76
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,016	Derps was probably trying to get the rest of the stuff. And trust me, you do NOT want him as leader. They'll end up in London. Somehow. He ain't called "Derps McHuchins" for nothing. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

06-22-2011, 10:24 PM	#78
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	I can't even get far enough for anyone to die. People are so pissed they fire him after walking a few miles and the game ends. __________________ Bob Dole

06-22-2011, 10:27 PM	#79
Solid Snake Erotic Esquire Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 5,562	Bah, that's right, you chose that crappy option where the game automatically ends when you're fired as opposed to when you die. Lame. __________________ *WARNING:* Snek's all up in this thread. Be prepared to read massive walls of text.

06-22-2011, 10:21 PM	#77
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,189	You will continue until everyone is dead. Your viewership commands it. I also demand that you cannibalize Horsecock if that is a thing you can do.