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Unread 11-22-2011, 09:44 AM   #11
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It would be too small to classify as a moon.
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Unread 11-22-2011, 09:47 AM   #12
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Well, for example, I can imagine a a moon rock that's been carved into the shape and size of a cheeseburger with bacon, or a moon that's been shrunk by a mad scientist and now orbits around a planet the size of a pizza.
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Unread 11-22-2011, 09:51 AM   #13
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Nique, you're not very good at playing nonsense. I don't think you'd do well in Wonderland.
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Unread 11-22-2011, 10:02 AM   #14
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LESS ASS-BEING, MORE ASS-IMAGINING!
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Unread 11-22-2011, 10:18 AM   #15
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You know, all this imagining stuff is reminding me of this song. And that song right there is awesome.
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Unread 11-22-2011, 12:19 PM   #16
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Get out of here get out and leave me alone!
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Unread 11-22-2011, 03:14 PM   #17
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NO SEIL. YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND LEAVE EVERYONE ELSE ALONE, WHAT IS EVEN YOUR PROBLEM, PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO IMAGINATE THINGS IN THIS THREAD AND YOU ARE SHITTING MILES OF SAD SNAKE TO CHOKE US ALL TO DEATH WITH.
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Unread 11-22-2011, 09:23 PM   #18
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Hey, I could use that moon to add more cheese to the burger :3
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Unread 11-22-2011, 09:48 PM   #19
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I thought we were supposed to be imagining a moon the size of a cheeseburger.

I can indeed do this, and I would place said moon on my desk so that I may admire it whilst drafting a story. Perhaps one about that very moon. How did it get into this predicament in the first place? Can it ever go back? What sorts of adventures would it go on?

Could I finally see its face up close? And would it have a conversation with me using said face?
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If it's on your desk, it's not a moon. It's a rock.

Maybe if it orbited your desk.
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