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Unread 05-30-2004, 12:26 AM   #31
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Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare.
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I dunno if, I were in fifthfiend's spot, to be honored to lick Lydia's boot because it's Lydia, or run and hide before licking Lydia's boot because it's Brian's woman.
If I were in fifthfiend's spot, I'd be worried about how clean those boots are.
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Unread 05-30-2004, 12:51 AM   #32
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They're pretty old. I got them from an Army surplus store about five years ago, and even then they were ancient -- pre-Vietnam make (you can tell by the lack of steel plating in the soles to prevent pungee stick injury). I wouldn't lick them for a hundred dollars -- but you filthy mongrel-race swine will do it for free and enjoy it, nicht wahr?
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Unread 05-30-2004, 01:08 AM   #33
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Ja, Mein Herrin!

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Unread 05-30-2004, 01:32 AM   #34
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Wait, Mashirosen is Lydia? And she wears army boots?!

The great Closer of Threads is Lydia who is Mashirosen who is EPS who is Brian's girl who wears army boots?! So... confused...

System overload in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Zeroooooo....

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Don't worry... I'll be fine... just fine... MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Unread 05-30-2004, 03:23 PM   #35
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Hell, I wouldn't lick them there boots. Not even if my life depended on it.

And Froof, you alright? Need I call the white coats?

And you never knew Lydia is Mash? Damn, you slow.

EDIT: Jah, mein Herrin?

Jah, mein Frau(lein)! That's more like it!
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Unread 05-30-2004, 04:05 PM   #36
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Well, the best way to put it would probably be Jawohl, [meine] Herrin!. It has that "unquestioning obedience" feel to it. Trust me. Native speaker.

... who kind of wonders how many potential forum members the little Nazi semantics discussion has repelled already...
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Unread 05-30-2004, 09:35 PM   #37
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They're pretty old. I got them from an Army surplus store about five years ago, and even then they were ancient -- pre-Vietnam make (you can tell by the lack of steel plating in the soles to prevent pungee stick injury). I wouldn't lick them for a hundred dollars -- but you filthy mongrel-race swine will do it for free and enjoy it, nicht wahr?
Oh, I thought they were leather, S&M-type boots. But if they're just the type of boots like I'm wearing, then nevermind.

Turning that into on-topic discussion, how about some WM bondage boots for Lydia and RaiRai, yah? And BM facemasks for Brian and Shiney!
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Unread 05-30-2004, 11:08 PM   #38
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Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare.
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Oh, I thought they were leather, S&M-type boots. But if they're just the type of boots like I'm wearing, then nevermind.

Turning that into on-topic discussion, how about some WM bondage boots for Lydia and RaiRai, yah? And BM facemasks for Brian and Shiney!
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Unread 05-31-2004, 02:23 AM   #39
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Oh, I thought they were leather, S&M-type boots. But if they're just the type of boots like I'm wearing, then nevermind.

Turning that into on-topic discussion, how about some WM bondage boots for Lydia and RaiRai, yah? And BM facemasks for Brian and Shiney!
I can only second fifthfiend's reply... Damn, you're lucky I understand you're making a joke.
But do you really think the guys would ever agree to that? Hell, I doubt the girls would even touch them.

As for clothing, I have absolutely no idea what I'd like to see.
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Unread 05-31-2004, 02:26 AM   #40
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You guys don't know anything about bondage equipment? I would show some pictures, but they're against forum rules.
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