Versus Thread III: Return of the Versus - Page 69

BitVyper · 09-29-2004, 09:10 PM

Woah woah woah guys. Peter isn't the slouch you think he is. Sure, he may not look like much, but if it's been done by the star of a movie, he can do it. I also count the fact that he has the aid of every Super Hero ever plus Death as one of his special abilities. Don't forget his charisma either. I'd like to see Homer or Fry convince an entire high school to stop using drugs, -and- get the hottest girl there using only a wig.

Edit: The Homer symptom has been brought into play numerous times though. Just watch the "Behind the Laughs," episode. The fact is, Homer can take more punishment than most can dish out.

Violetta · 09-30-2004, 05:15 PM

If Peter had Brian's criticism, it won't be very much of a ever long-lasting fight.

Dragonsbane · 10-01-2004, 10:56 AM

Canada vs. Australia

what? I'm bored..

Thaumaturge · 10-01-2004, 11:11 AM

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Canada vs. Australia

Well, I remember a story about a computer combat simulation built in Australia. The programmers wanted to code the reactions of the local wildlife to combat situations, but being lazy (not that that's always bad for a programmer

), they simply re-used the code for enemy infantry ,and changed the model to look like a kangaroo.

They were doing a demonstration of the simulation (for an American delegation, I think), and had a helicopter go near a group of kangaroos. As expected, the kangaroos scattered from the helicopter... then turned around and fired anti-aircraft missiles at it! The programmers had forgotten to change that bit of code....

So, based on Australia's anti-aircraft missile-wielding kangaroos, I have to hand this to Australia.

Dragonsbane · 10-01-2004, 01:16 PM

ah, but what about Canada's hardy mounties, and their hordes of dire beavers?

Cloud Strife · 10-01-2004, 01:30 PM

8-Bit Theater free for all! Who wins?

BlackMageGirl! · 10-01-2004, 01:42 PM

I do, because my charismatic score will prevent anyone from attacking me!

Cloud Strife · 10-01-2004, 01:45 PM

Er, I mean Fighter, BM, WM, RM, BB, Bikke, EPS, Garland, Drizz'l, etc., etc. Sorry, BMG!

IHateMakingNames · 10-01-2004, 01:47 PM

I would attack you.

But we are not 8-Bit Theater, so that is irrelevant.

8-Bit Theater, Thief wins. If we get rid of contracts, Fighter wins (Assuming we just have them kill each other are ignore how they would act in a fight against one another).

Edit - EPS is in this? She easily kills everyone.

BM could get lucky though and aim his Hadoken correctly.

darkt0aster · 10-01-2004, 01:47 PM

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Canada vs Austrailia

I cant help but play upon the old stereotypical joke of... it depends on whether Canada's hockey teams are in town or not.

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8BT Free for all

Tough one. I'd like to say BM, but realistically, i'd have to vote for EPS. It's all about manipulating others into fighting and ultimately destroying the one who comes out on top.

09-29-2004, 09:10 PM	#681
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Woah woah woah guys. Peter isn't the slouch you think he is. Sure, he may not look like much, but if it's been done by the star of a movie, he can do it. I also count the fact that he has the aid of every Super Hero ever plus Death as one of his special abilities. Don't forget his charisma either. I'd like to see Homer or Fry convince an entire high school to stop using drugs, -and- get the hottest girl there using only a wig. Edit: The Homer symptom has been brought into play numerous times though. Just watch the "Behind the Laughs," episode. The fact is, Homer can take more punishment than most can dish out. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here. Last edited by BitVyper; 09-29-2004 at 09:12 PM.

10-01-2004, 01:30 PM	#686
Cloud Strife Stranger in a strange land. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Walla Walla, WA. Posts: 2,846	8-Bit Theater free for all! Who wins? __________________ You know, I'd put up something witty and clever right now, but eh. I'm lazy.

10-01-2004, 01:45 PM	#688
Cloud Strife Stranger in a strange land. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Walla Walla, WA. Posts: 2,846	Er, I mean Fighter, BM, WM, RM, BB, Bikke, EPS, Garland, Drizz'l, etc., etc. Sorry, BMG! __________________ You know, I'd put up something witty and clever right now, but eh. I'm lazy.

10-01-2004, 01:47 PM	#689
IHateMakingNames Awwwwh Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 12,119	I would attack you. But we are not 8-Bit Theater, so that is irrelevant. 8-Bit Theater, Thief wins. If we get rid of contracts, Fighter wins (Assuming we just have them kill each other are ignore how they would act in a fight against one another). Edit - EPS is in this? She easily kills everyone. BM could get lucky though and aim his Hadoken correctly. __________________ "If I'm reincarnated, I want to be Musashi again!" - Musashi, Brave Fencer Musashi Last edited by IHateMakingNames; 10-01-2004 at 01:50 PM.

10-01-2004, 01:42 PM	#687
BlackMageGirl! Oh hi! :D Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Currently in reality! Posts: 2,688	I do, because my charismatic score will prevent anyone from attacking me!