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Okay, a word on guns first of all. For one thing, all those bullets Cloud is taking are coming from low levelled soldiers with shitty equipment. Try shooting him with Vincent, and you'll get a more realistic damage figure. A gun from someone like that can do nearly as much as Cloud's sword. Secondly, remember, he's not taking every shot to the head. HP is a concept that comes from Dungeons and Dragons, wherein it doesn't just account for actual damage. That 40 damage gunshot may not have actually hit Cloud, but it might have damaged his armour, or forced him to compensate in a manner that will make him easier to hit later. If you're going to say that he's actually taking those hits, then Cloud is stuck on a turn based battle system, waiting for his bar to fill up while Link rapes him. If Cloud wouldn't be able to take it in an FMV, then he can't take it. Link's health on the other hand, is accounted for in another manner. In fact, we could even say that those hearts he gets after bosses are not indicative of any increase in his skill, since that is dependant on the player, but actually magical, allowing him to take damage that a normal human wouldn't be able to. This accounts for him being able to sit at ground zero for an explosion, or huge magical attack, and take very little damage. A better indication of what Cloud can actually take would be Ergheiz, and I know that game sucked, but hey, I didn't make it Square did, and that's what counts.
As for strength, Link may not be able to handle Cloud's sword too well, but he could just start tossing boulders at the guy. If Link isn't allowed to use his other weapons though, then Cloud should be prevented from using his limit breakers, because those weapons make up a pretty big portion of his attacks. Link is more likely to take advantage of any terrain that might be around. It's doubtful that Cloud would think to push him into a lavapool, or drop the ceiling on his head. Link is the better problem solver, so if there's anything in the area they fight that it's possible for him to take advantage of, he'll do it. If it's based on pure sword skill alone, then Cloud will take it, as Link usually starts out having never picked up a sword before. Then again, Cloud technically hadn't either, but he still had spent some years as a sort of marine. If there are any variable factors in the area that they fight, Link will use them to his advantage. It's how he's brought down many other monsters that were a lot stronger than himself. It's hard to say who will win, since they're on such incompatable systems, but I'm just saying, don't sell Link short. Edit: Besides, I hate Cloud, his complexes, and his entire little game. At least Shinji had a giant robot. Cloud just had a giant phallus.
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Not to mention how he fell off a cliff and barely got knocked out... and had fell off before and only gotten a skinned knee. It's important to remember here that Link may be the Hero of Time but Cloud was exposed to Jenova cells and mako radiation to change his cellular/genetic make-up in an attempt to make a 'Sephiroth Clone'. He was made faster, stronger, and more resilient to damage than a normal person could ever be. Besides: I have shot him with Vincent's gun or his own blade in game. It still won't kill him. Quote:
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I'm running off to work right now, so I won't respond to the entire post, as I'm sure someone else will do that for me. One, Cloud was nearly dead after the little sword incident. If you were to actually see him in battle at that point, he'd probably have 1 hp. Assuming we're both talking about his little scrap with Sephiroth. Also, That was probably a shoulder wound, not hitting any organs.
Two, calm down there. The little bit about Cloud at the end was a joke, and had nothing to do with my gauging of their abilities. I think most people will clue in around the time I call his sword a phallus. Please note the following quote: Quote:
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Secondly: Yes, he would have had 1 hp left, most likely, but he was also much much much weaker then than he becomes through the game. That was before Hojo and his little band of do-badders even kidnapped him along with an actual soldier and locked him up in the Shinra mansion to do tests on him with mako and jenova cells. Which, as I said, increased his physical stamina, strength, speed, and anything else related to physical abilities, to levels far beyond that of a normal human... or what he was capable of before. Besides, have you ever had something stabbed in you and then wiggled? It hurts like a bitch even if the woman drawing your blood doesn't have steady hands. Getting run through alone is enough to force most people to pass out/die. He got run through and then shook the thing in his stomach violently. Quote:
"Sephiroth's just a big momma's boy!" "He'd have a mental breakdown five seconds in" "Tidus would probably just start crying and then get killed" so on and so forth. Probably not the best time/person to bother taking out my annoyance on, because you weren't even doing it seriously... but so many people... so often...
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Also, whereas Cloud has to get his ass handed to him for a half an hour to charge up a blade beam, link can do it right off the bat.
moreover, I'd like to see Cloud survive getting run over by an office-building sized Dinosaur that think's it's sonic and get back up again, WHEN HE'S 8 YEARS OLD. also - Link's stamina is also inhuman. such as running across a lake of lava, getting hit by car-sized boulders, jumping off of a cliff to land on the ground, swimming through acid, getting toasted, run over, smacked around, polymorphed, hit head-onn with a cannonball, being thrown into a wall of three-foot-long spikes, and being hit with a sword with enough force behind it to shatter rocks the size of pickups, all with just getting the hell back up a second later. and so is his strength. J-cells or no j-cells, Cloud isn't going to be picking up rock towers four stories high and throwing them a few yards away with enough force to shatter them into dust. Speed? two words: Pegasus boots. Moreover, a grenade is the size of a large man's fist. they do a few hundred points of damage to cloud. whereas, Link can be standing right next to a Powder keg that's bigger than he is when it goes off and suffer a few hearts of damage at the most. FINALLY, I'd like to see what the hell cloud is going to do if Link decides to squash him in a literal sense and pulls out the Giant's mask to stomp him to death. |
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For the sake of the fight, I'm going with Ocarina of Time Link (adult version). When Cloud took the sword to the gut, he was under a lot of emotional stress (Tifa) and had the adrenaline to lift Sephiroth and chuck him. Under normal circumstances (J-cells or no) he wouldn't be able to reenact that moment. I'll try to break down their qualifications as best I can: Cloud: Got skinned knees from falling off a cliff. Link: About the same, maybe his legs hurt a bit more. Cloud: Expert swordsman Link: Same Cloud: Grenades as backup Link: Slew of items for all kinds of situations Link has the melee advantage of a shield, and for anyone who was any good at Ocarina of Time, that shield kept you from taking virtually any damage. Cloud does more damage by using both hands but its harder for him to hit Link whereas Link only has to parry and strike before Cloud can regain his stance. I think it would almost resemble fighting a faster, more powerful stalfos using both hands if you want a simulation to imagine.
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Also, in the newer games, link doesn't really get to run over lava a whole lot. Without, you know, dying almost immediately. Quote:
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You see, grenades are designed for optimal killing in a small package. This means they have shrapnel built right in. Small sharp pieces of metal that are thrown out with the explosive force in order to rip someone to shreds. A powder keg has that as well, in the form of wood. Other than that it's just fire... which helps weaken the wood. Not nearly as deadly, until you consider how much of it there is. So... probably comes out about equal. One might be slightly more damaging than the other... Further, that's a few hearts out of 16 at most or a hundred hp out of 9999. One 99th of a person's life is a lot less than one sixteenth. Even if it did 250, that's still only one 25th of his life. Quote:
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Link was acrobatic, no mistake. But don't mistake being able to jump around while still pointing a sword at something as skill. He's maybe an expert gymnast... or something of that accord. But he didn't hold a sword long enough to be an expert swordsman. And, without the skill, everything else falls apart. I'd say it'd be more like fighting a faster, stronger, more skilled swordmaster from Wind Waker, the guy who gives you your sword and then trains you on how to parry and stuff... in a few hours of intense training.
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and Stomping whilst underwater is a WHOLE different ballgame than getting runover. Assuming that Emmy and King Dodongo are the same mass, Emmy has buoyancy working against him, trying to pull him upwards,, plus impacts are softened in water. KD, however, hits you while rolling at full-tilt, so he has momentum AND gravity on his side. Also, Cloud had far more experience at the time than Link did, plus a pair of sidekicks to use as meatshields. Link went against Dodongo alone, when he was 8 years old, and still won. Cloud fought a wall? AMAZING. I mean, it's not like it's harder to fight a MOBILE opponent who's capable of DODGING. Quote:
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And boulders in legend of zelda games break extremely easily. Try using a powder keg to blow up a van sized boulder in the real world, or a little bomb to blow up a normal rock. Boulders are going to move before they're blasted to dust, and a powder keg is probably going to lack the power to even do that. Normal rocks break just from normal Link, or anyone else, throwing them... Link can throw a rock against a knight's head hard enough to shatter it into dust and barely even piss off the knight. Put a powder keg next to a rock in a world where rocks don't seem to be made of sugar-glass. It's not going to do shit to it. An equal mass of grenades will actually do significantly more, because those will be chipping away the rock with shrapnel blasts. Quote:
As that you don't seem to understand what shrapnel IS, it's like having about ten sawed off shotguns go off next to, and into you. An explosion can be many many times more powerful, but if it doesn't have anything to throw it's still not going to be terribly effective at doing much more than throwing people around, or maybe taking a limb that's at point blank range. Quote:
Also, the stretch of time that Link had to practice comes down to a few weeks, maybe a couple months, max, of him learning how to use the sword with no formal training what so ever. Cloud spent years in the Shinra Military and then a few more years as a mercenary. He has FAR more sword experience than Link. Quote:
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You don't like Cloud so you grasp at ways he should lose, continually bringing up abilities that Link isn't even allowed to use? I like Link. I don't particularily care for Cloud. He was a shitty protagonist with a sketchy character that seemed slapped together almost all the time. He was poorly fleshed out, he interacted poorly, and his emotions were poorly represented. However, he's stronger, faster, and more experienced than Link. And not by some small amount. Anytime you see Link pull something amazing off, it's because YOU hit the right sequence of keys. In reality, someone with no training and no prior experience with a sword, like him, wouldn't have been able to do half the stuff some people can make him do with a sword. He'd be able to do what is generally needed to win. Hack and slash weaker enemies and get out of the way of their easily predictable attacks.
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