Enlighten Me

[The Dark Mage]

What would BM do now if he never met fighter?
BE VERY VERY HAPPY HADOKENING EVERY GOOD PEOPLE

What would fighter do if he never met BM?
Be very very sad... he wont have his swordchuck Idea..

Why doesn't theif excercise the power of his contract over the LW?
He does... the best way for him to make money is through them

When will the light warriors level up they are all still lvl one.
Who cares... Put prolly right b4 they fight Chaos

Would BM convert to WM to win the heart of white mage?
NO... but he might fake it so he can get in her robes.

Who can do the job better LWs or the real LWs?
BM - IN HELL MODE!

[Chrono]

-They aren't on Level 1. If they were, BM couldn't cast his repitoire of spells, RM would be dead a thousand times over, and Thief wouldn't be able to steal from anything that moves.

If you remember BM could cast Hadoken in the first few episodes, red mage has died a lot white mage happened to be there most of the time, and theif's skills are all natrural he doesn't need to lvl up.

What would happen if WM changed her mind about BM?

Was Black Belt ever a lower belt than black?

Will they make Jeff the honorary 5th member of the LW? (Episode 316 Punt of a Salesmen)

[Loyal]

Originally Posted by Chrono

If you remember BM could cast Hadoken in the first few episodes, red mage has died a lot white mage happened to be there most of the time, and theif's skills are all natrural he doesn't need to lvl up.

1) You forget: BM could ALSO cast Lit2, and you need to be, what, at least level 4 or 5 to cast level 3 spells, right?
2) He still wouldn't be as fast as he is now. Thieves are fast, but are best known for their Luck stats (Thereby making their running away quite easy).

Anyway...

What would happen if WM changed her mind about BM?
-Catastrophe would follow! Just go with it, okay?

Was Black Belt ever a lower belt than black?
-No. After all, they NAMED the title of Black Belt after him. How could he be lower than a Black Belt?

Will they make Jeff the honorary 5th member of the LW? (Episode 316 Punt of a Salesmen)
-Nope. Especially since he sold them the Deathtrap, which was quite true to its name (And RM's epiphany saved them in the last moment).

[Viktor Von Russia]

What would happen if WM changed her mind about BM?
-If she changed her mind about him being a violent little cretin, she would try to be his friend while he hits on her like crazy. If she changed her mind about not having "hot mage on mage action," hell would freeze over.

Was Black Belt ever a lower belt than black?
-Probably. I doubt he was born that good. And he did train his entire life.

Will they make Jeff the honorary 5th member of the LW's?
-He wouldn't survive. BM would gut him like a fish, then blast his remains into next week.

[The Dark Mage]

What would happen if WM changed her mind about BM?
Hell would Freeze over.. Making a good spot of BM to take her

Was Black Belt ever a lower belt than black?
No.. He had no belt untill he was a BB... afterwards he made the other belts.

Will they make Jeff the honorary 5th member of the LW? (Episode 316 Punt of a Salesmen)
NO... think deathtrap

[Squall Leonhart]

What would happen if WM changed her mind about BM?
- Black Mage would get lucky... Oh yeah, very lucky... Bastard would get laid.

Was Black Belt ever a lower belt than black?
- Well, he is the best student of his dojo, and they named him after their ultimate title of accomplishment, though the ways of his dojo are questionable.

Will they make Jeff the honorary 5th member of the LW? (Episode 316 Punt of a Salesmen)
- It's too stupid, it might work. But besides, the rules specificaly state there can only be four Light Warriors.

[Chrono]

Philosophical questions...

Why is BM evil?

Is Fighter good or evil?

Is theif a good person even though he steals from the rich and gives to himself?

Normal questions... mabye......

If there is a white mage code what is the black mage code?

If there's a red mage (white and black and fighter) then, could, there be more combinations why stop there?

What will Dr. Swordalopolis say to fighter next?

Will ice-9 work?

When will white mage take off her robes?
uh I mean.....

Will the LWs find the rowboat or will Brian just exclude that mode of transportation?

[Squall Leonhart]

Ouououououououououh! I love this things! Thank you, Chrono;

Philosophical questions

Why is BM evil?
- Probably 'cause life's been a bitch on him, very bitchy, might I add. That's why most villans in cartoons, comics, mangas, and movies do evil stuff, and sadly, in reality too.

Is Fighter good or evil?
- Fighter is a noble soul, filled with good intentions, and shows it... Though he's too stupid to be smart, which is, a completly unrelated issue.

Is Theif a good person even though he steals from the rich and gives to himself?
- He's just greedy, not a bad person. I don't like him very much, though again, it's unrelated matters.

Normal questions

If there is a white mage code what is the black mage code?
- Where there's light, there shall always be darkness. There is an academy for black magic, isn't there? Also, I might be so very worng, but FFXI: O, I think has some kind of tomes about the ways of the white magic. I'm guessing there should be some guide lines to the dark side too. I'm guessing there is.

If there's a red mage (white and black and fighter) then, could, there be more combinations why stop there?
- It's all in the mind and it's imagination! As long as it's attractive, anything goes as a class or job!

What will Dr. Swordalopolis say to Fighter next?
- The same kind of crap that he said when he first showed up. Though he might be more prepared to "combat" Fighter's ignorance.

Will ice-9 work?
- I have a theory, actually, a way of life, that goes: "Push all the damn buttons 'till the stupid thing budges! And I mean all of them!, dammit". Ahem... There's only one way to find out!

When will white mage take off her robes?
uh I mean.....
- o.Ô I'll assume you want this one unanswered **coughpervetcough**. Ahem... Sorry... What? I didn't say anything! Stop looking at me like that! Let's move on to the next question, Ok?

Will the LWs find the rowboat or will Brian just exclude that mode of transportation?
- I think there's no reason to leave it out, unless, of course, there aren't much gags to make of it or if it pulls back the story line too much instead of attributing to it. Again, time will tell.

Chrono, I'm looking foward for the next questions, and other people's answers, let's not let this thread die. It's very entertaining to read what other people think.

[Chrono]

Thank you I also hope more people post on this.

o.Ô I'll assume you want this one unanswered **coughpervetcough**. Ahem... Sorry... What? I didn't say anything! Stop looking at me like that! Let's move on to the next question, Ok?

Black mage told me to ask you all that... :bmage: + :wmage: =

Fighter is a noble soul, filled with good intentions, and shows it... Though he's too stupid to be smart, which is, a completly unrelated issue.

He would probably be good normaly but I think over-exposure to black mage may naint his pure soul. I'm sure fighter would do anything for black mage.

How long will it take theif to get all his money back?

How did fighter get the intelligence to help RM with his plan?

Will Kary come back?

What will Brian do once he gets through FF 1?

Will he go on to FF 2?

[Squall Leonhart]

Hey guys! New questions on board!

How long will it take Theif to get all his money back?
- They do say that cleaning up is more work than making the mess. So, now Theif has to recover all of it... Probably more than he'll ever live.

How did Fighter get the intelligence to help RM with his plan?
- Intelligence? What!? Lies! Pittyful lies I tell you! Fighter just weilds his swords fights the enemy, and that's what makes Red Mage's plan work.

Will Kary come back?
- You mean after being tossed into a bag of infinite holding, got frozeen, and smashed with an unmeasureable rage of a White Mage hammer once inside the bag, unable to move, defend, or take any kind of action? Also, considering that flesh gets rotten after it freezes and then melts? ... Well, Brian's going to have a hard one if he plans to make her come back.

What will Brian do once he gets through FF 1?
- Info on that here.

Will he go on to FF 2?
- View above link.