Calvinball XXX: no, it's not about what you think it is

[bombsquad2020]

"as Bs quickly jumped out of ground zero, his wand fell from hi pocket
"my wand. you incinerated my wand. lets see how Sm likes some Burning hands"
while putting up this facade, he sent out mental message to alasp asking for backup

[StabbityMage]

But lo and behold, this was no ordinary bomb. This was an ACME brand bomb (garunteed to blow anything incorpreal to Timbuktu)!
KA-BOOM!
The object disappeared in a flash of light that also made a giant dust cloud that didn't harm SM in the least.
"YES! BURN! BURN!" SM said as he watched the goal with the obvious look of a madman.
But all it did was shrink the goal to about an inch tall that was way too small to place a Calvinball in.
His work was done, and he set off to the nearest bathroom to clean off the dust on his new jacket while a fireball whizzed past him.

[Dragonsbane]

OOC: Arhra, for once I'll go with it...

IC: Despite the fact that his magical defenses completely negated any of the damage that might have been done by the kick, Dragonsbane was still surprised. Of course, all of this furthered his own plans, but he hadn't expected Arhra to take the ball that soon.

As for the Calvinball Goal...

"Newb, follow me if you can teleport...I'm heading elsewhere." opening a dimensional doorway between the planes, he stepped through, standing in front of the goal.

"Enlarge!" a wave of his hand, and the goal returned to its normal size. Turning to SM, he continued, "Detonate!". Every bomb, missile, and flammable/explosive object in SM's possession immediately went off.

[Jadarendir]

Jadarendir felt a rapidly growing headache. The reason was a certain Canvinballer's inability to properly place quotations, spell words correctly, and form a comprehensive thought on his own. We won't say any names though.

[Dragonsbane]

OOC: Can I assume that their initials are a synonymous abbreviation for "bullshit"?

[StabbityMage]

The jetpack that had the secret compartments filled with bombs outside the bathroom that was next to the goal blew up and obliterated the goal.

[bombsquad2020]

OOC: uh yea sorry about that i was writing that 5 minutes before class

IC: "well now that the scary man is gone" BS thought to himself "I can finally get some sleep"
and with that, he curled up in the least conspicuous corner and fell asleep

[GrrBear]

GrrBear digs himself out of the ball pit and sees that he is whole again. Trying to look all cute and inocent (Stuffed bears can do that easily), he moves over to Athra and the calvinball. In it's presence he starts to remember who and what he was. He was a kids toy, but that kid grew up. he turned into the greatest sage ever. The toy was experimented on many times and given a semblance of life and inteligence. Out of rebellion he developed attitude, and now to free himself of that curse and gain a oneness with his inner fuzz he must steal this great artifact. On the other hand somebody had just torched him and he wanted revenge, so he stole the bunson burner from Athra and went off in search for SM.

[Bailey]

Alasp took out his key and used it to re-open the gateway that DB had just used.
"so, what's the plan?"

[Dragonsbane]

Unfortunately for SM, Dragonsbane teleported the Jetpack into the bathroom before it exploded. Furthermore, the Calvinball Goal is indestructible, and cannot be obliterated.