Calvinball XXX: no, it's not about what you think it is - Page 7

bombsquad2020 · 01-14-2005, 03:45 PM

STOMP STOMP STOMP
"what is making all that foul racket" mumbled BS
"oh the teddyzilla is back hey maby i can profit from an alliance with it"
"hey fuzzlkins over here" called BS to the giant care bear

StabbityMage · 01-14-2005, 07:51 PM

The jetpack blew and made a hole in the side of the conviently placed bathroom. SM walked out of it, covered in soot. The world began to shake...

F*** IT! F*** IT ALL, D***IT!

SM's aura turned pitch black, and he pulled out from his pocket a giant...bathtub?

"The old one got obliterated."

And so, SM returned to his bath.

Bailey · 01-14-2005, 10:09 PM

OOC: sorry, but I just had to do this.
IC:At this, Alasp fell to his knees and screamed.
"Why won't the random stop?"
DB glanced at him.
"Do you feel better now?"
"Yes"
"So no more screaming?"
"Right"
"Promise?"
"Yes."
"In that case, you do of course realize that you screaming like that was incredibly random."
Newb opened his mouth to scream again, then shut it, not wanting to get into that sort of cycle.
DB patted him on the back.
"Don't worry, I'm sure there is some sort of evil use for hacked vocal cords, possibly a weapon of some kind."
Newb just glared.

Arhra · 01-15-2005, 08:35 AM

Arhra's instensely conecentrating still. The disappearance of the burner means nothing for he's already gotten the metal heated. But, its not like anyone other than Grrbear, who'd stumbled across Arrha by purest chance knew that. Arhra does have the wit to set wards to guard from detection after all. With tools he's shaping it into the shape he desires, pulling the chaotic energies being generated by the other Calvinballers and making it appear to go nowhere. It seems he's trying to create some spell or device to augment his power. Whatever it is, its tiny in size, the metal Arhra had used was just a small nugget, not even enough to make a dagger. Its hard to see, but it appears to be in the shape of a ring and Arhra's pouring a lot of power into it. He picks up some other tool and begins etching its surface. But what harm could a little ring do?

OOC: I'm far too fond of weird in jokes.

StabbityMage · 01-15-2005, 09:11 AM

"NOOOOOOO!" said SM. "The ring harnesses the power of copywright infringement! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!"
SM ranted, raved and swore for at least an hour.
"Or maybe," he thought, "It just makes him invisible..."
Stabbity slumped down in pure relief as he decided to relieve himself upon the torched and mangled Carebear-like object.

Jadarendir · 01-15-2005, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragonsbane

OOC: Can I assume that their initials are a synonymous abbreviation for "bullshit"?

Yes. Yes you may.

Dragonsbane · 01-15-2005, 12:22 PM

At that moment, Dragonsbane walked over, poured gasoline over bombsquad and stabbitymage, then cast a low level fire spell. Walking away from the charred corpses, he reflected that this might be the first good thing he had ever done.

StabbityMage · 01-15-2005, 12:38 PM

While BS was burning his skin off...
"AAUGH! MY EYES! MY SKIN! MY HAIR! MY SEXY HAIR! <insert girly scream>"
The camera moved over and showed that bombsquad was screaming and SM just found a 1-up.

SM was obliterated and brought back in an instant.

"mOTHERF***ER!
SM chased after DB and proceeded to piss on him.

GrrBear · 01-15-2005, 02:10 PM

As the foot and a half tall care bear was searching for SM he heard BS call for him.
GrrBear replied "What do you wish?" at that point BS got torched by DB. GrrBear decides to help him, unfortunatly his cuddly side takes over and he can only change the flames into a warm and cuddly hug, much snickering was heard from the other players as BS got hugged by a fuzzy bear. Then he went to find SM. when he found him the only thing he could say was "that's not very nice MR. Stabbity Mage, you should be kind to people" then GrrBear proceeded to use the burner to torch SM.

Bailey · 01-15-2005, 04:13 PM

Alasp looked over at Jada.
"Hey, Jada, mind helping with a spell? I just had a great idea for one, but I'll need Newb to cast it and a demon to act as the focus point. We're going to summon some demon doors and place them at the entrances to the arenas. They'll say things like 'I only allow access to those with some semblance of sanity' and we could even put one in every hallway saying things like 'Before you can enter here you must pay tribute'. What do you think?"

01-14-2005, 03:45 PM	#61
bombsquad2020 on probation Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: a discarded magic box in front of wizards RnD Posts: 48	STOMP STOMP STOMP "what is making all that foul racket" mumbled BS "oh the teddyzilla is back hey maby i can profit from an alliance with it" "hey fuzzlkins over here" called BS to the giant care bear __________________ "My lord.......prosp'rous be" -(1.1.1.-5.2.385)- The Life of King Henry V

01-14-2005, 07:51 PM	#62
StabbityMage Ex-Calvinballer Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The state of Denial Posts: 137	The jetpack blew and made a hole in the side of the conviently placed bathroom. SM walked out of it, covered in soot. The world began to shake... F* IT! F* IT ALL, D***IT! SM's aura turned pitch black, and he pulled out from his pocket a giant...bathtub? "The old one got obliterated." And so, SM returned to his bath. __________________ GO CALVINBALL!

01-15-2005, 08:35 AM	#64
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	And in the darkness bind them. Arhra's instensely conecentrating still. The disappearance of the burner means nothing for he's already gotten the metal heated. But, its not like anyone other than Grrbear, who'd stumbled across Arrha by purest chance knew that. Arhra does have the wit to set wards to guard from detection after all. With tools he's shaping it into the shape he desires, pulling the chaotic energies being generated by the other Calvinballers and making it appear to go nowhere. It seems he's trying to create some spell or device to augment his power. Whatever it is, its tiny in size, the metal Arhra had used was just a small nugget, not even enough to make a dagger. Its hard to see, but it appears to be in the shape of a ring and Arhra's pouring a lot of power into it. He picks up some other tool and begins etching its surface. But what harm could a little ring do? OOC: I'm far too fond of weird in jokes. __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

01-15-2005, 09:11 AM	#65
StabbityMage Ex-Calvinballer Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The state of Denial Posts: 137	"NOOOOOOO!" said SM. "The ring harnesses the power of copywright infringement! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!" SM ranted, raved and swore for at least an hour. "Or maybe," he thought, "It just makes him invisible..." Stabbity slumped down in pure relief as he decided to relieve himself upon the torched and mangled Carebear-like object. __________________ GO CALVINBALL!

01-15-2005, 12:38 PM	#68
StabbityMage Ex-Calvinballer Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The state of Denial Posts: 137	While BS was burning his skin off... "AAUGH! MY EYES! MY SKIN! MY HAIR! MY SEXY HAIR! <insert girly scream>" The camera moved over and showed that bombsquad was screaming and SM just found a 1-up. SM was obliterated and brought back in an instant. "mOTHERF***ER! SM chased after DB and proceeded to piss on him. __________________ GO CALVINBALL!

01-15-2005, 02:10 PM	#69
GrrBear Cuddly Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: northern arctic reigions of utah Posts: 116	As the foot and a half tall care bear was searching for SM he heard BS call for him. GrrBear replied "What do you wish?" at that point BS got torched by DB. GrrBear decides to help him, unfortunatly his cuddly side takes over and he can only change the flames into a warm and cuddly hug, much snickering was heard from the other players as BS got hugged by a fuzzy bear. Then he went to find SM. when he found him the only thing he could say was "that's not very nice MR. Stabbity Mage, you should be kind to people" then GrrBear proceeded to use the burner to torch SM. __________________ "yar, I am a bear" Fighter, 8-bit theatre