The Garden Gnome Liberation Front Strikes Again - Page 2

MasterOfMagic · 01-19-2005, 08:55 PM

He's their mascot... their dream. THey look to him as what they want all gnomes to be like.... someday.

This is great. Made my day. And I had a pretty good day without it.

Bailey · 01-19-2005, 09:04 PM

all hail the lawn-gnome-king!

for he has the power to animate the helpless lawn gnomes and aid them in their otherwise fruitless attempts at escape!

01-19-2005, 09:17 PM

I'm a member of the sister branch of the GGFL, The Garden Geese Liberation front, so far we've only been able to free 7 from their lawn prisons, 2 of which died in the process

Osterbaum · 01-20-2005, 12:29 PM

This world is crazy.

And funny.

That's all I've got to say.

bombsquad2020 · 01-20-2005, 02:14 PM

you fools, cant you see that the gnomes are controlling your minds. free the flamingos instead the great flamingo commands it

01-20-2005, 02:29 PM

We did free one flamingo, he was trapped in the form of a mailbox, however in order to save him we did have to severly wound his side....multiple....multiple times. and the owners quickly replaced it with another...which will soon be freed

Dragonsbane · 01-20-2005, 02:34 PM

Viva la resistance!

As for the suggestion about GWB, I have here an excerpt taken from one of Dubya's recent press conferences.

"The French...for the illegal imprisonment of a noble and civilized people...are hereby declared to be officially part of the Axis of Evil. Furthermore, recent intelligence ties them to Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, Hitler's ghost, Barney the Dinosaur, and the Martians. That, and everyone knows the Eiffel Tower is really a weapon of mass destruction." This is all fake, of course...but it does sound like something he would say.

DragonDaimyo · 01-20-2005, 10:38 PM

This is undoubtedly and absolutly the most random thing 've ever heard of. This even beats the monkey monologue.

Krylo, thank you very, very much. This is the best thing I've ever read. I owe you one.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche · 01-20-2005, 10:47 PM

those dam gnomes controlling the minds of our innocent youth to free them
in related news recently a gnome prison has been found in several videos abuseing phisically and mentally gnome prosoners when asked why the guards said becuase those dam gnomes are monkeys

Raiden · 01-20-2005, 11:35 PM

...right.

I've been tempted to join the movement. I walk by yards with the gnomes in them, and I hear their voices. They're screaming in my head.

THEY'RE SCREAMING AND THEY WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!

*curls up in fetal position*

01-20-2005, 12:29 PM	#14
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	This world is crazy. And funny. That's all I've got to say. __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!

01-20-2005, 02:14 PM	#15
bombsquad2020 on probation Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: a discarded magic box in front of wizards RnD Posts: 48	you fools, cant you see that the gnomes are controlling your minds. free the flamingos instead the great flamingo commands it __________________ "My lord.......prosp'rous be" -(1.1.1.-5.2.385)- The Life of King Henry V

01-20-2005, 10:38 PM	#18
DragonDaimyo Man without an avatar. Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, hidden underneath the fridge Posts: 380	This is undoubtedly and absolutly the most random thing 've ever heard of. This even beats the monkey monologue. Krylo, thank you very, very much. This is the best thing I've ever read. I owe you one. __________________ DO NOT MEDDLE IN THE AFFAIRS OF DRAGONS! for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! :rmage: "A fire dragon's organs are vulnerable to ice spells! I am a genius!!!"

01-20-2005, 11:35 PM	#20
Raiden Just a passing through veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: On your couch. Yes? Posts: 5,327	...right. I've been tempted to join the movement. I walk by yards with the gnomes in them, and I hear their voices. They're screaming in my head. THEY'RE SCREAMING AND THEY WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! curls up in fetal position __________________ I have a signature. It's a really cool one, too. It's so awesome, you'd pull your eyes out and punch your mother. Sadly, these rules state that my signature is just too darned big. Too much awesome for such a small space. Oh well. You can still punch your mother...if you want... Fifth and Krylo made me do it. http://www.animecubed.com/billy/user...sigs/60266.jpg Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today!

01-19-2005, 08:55 PM	#11
MasterOfMagic ahahah Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,456	He's their mascot... their dream. THey look to him as what they want all gnomes to be like.... someday. This is great. Made my day. And I had a pretty good day without it.

01-19-2005, 09:17 PM	#13
Lucerin Red Guest Posts: n/a	I'm a member of the sister branch of the GGFL, The Garden Geese Liberation front, so far we've only been able to free 7 from their lawn prisons, 2 of which died in the process

01-20-2005, 02:29 PM	#16
Lucerin Red Guest Posts: n/a	We did free one flamingo, he was trapped in the form of a mailbox, however in order to save him we did have to severly wound his side....multiple....multiple times. and the owners quickly replaced it with another...which will soon be freed