The Garden Gnome Liberation Front Strikes Again - Page 4

Funka Genocide · 01-22-2005, 03:25 PM

I'm not too worried about liberating lawn gnomes, in fact I'd rather see a lawn gnome genocide cult.

those freaky little eyesores have it coming damn it! with their beady little eyes and tacky ass gnome-shoes!

if there is one thing I can't stand, its terrible fashion sense, and these devious lawn gnome bastards have that in spades! Everytime I pass by one of these grotesques I am tempted ever so severly to mutilate and/or destroy it. If you only knew the depths of my distaste for these things!

in fact, I'm going to do something about it right now!

*grabs tee ball bat and trounces out the door in search of lawn gnomes*

01-23-2005, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Raiden

I applaud them for this, but you've got to ask yourself.

Do these people do it as a joke, or are they serious about this? Because that makes you wonder about the kind of medication they take...

Gnome freedom is no joke.

Dragonsbane · 01-23-2005, 01:08 PM

So, we can't have any fun unless we donate more of our spare time to being "productive"?

MasterOfMagic · 01-23-2005, 03:07 PM

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I'm saying these people don't other things with their lives, but could they be t least a tad more productive in their spare time?

Oh, please. If we all used are free time for productive things society would benefit, yess. But we also be machines. No other way that would come about. And, oh, we wouldn't be on this forum either, talking about people liberating lawn gnomes, for that is most definitely not productive.

Lighten up a bit, would ya? Here, screw in a lightbulb or somethin'.

And I'm with Funka! Screw saving the gnomes, let's destroy 'em! You know there planning something.... sitting there, watching us all day, all night.... the decoration thing is just cover to gain or trust.... they thought we'd never notice! And then, one dark night (with lightning flashes. Can't forget those), they sneak into your bedroom and, AND! Give you flowers. DOsen't seem to bad? Well, think about the people allergic to flowers! It would be a nightmare!

Lycanthrope · 01-23-2005, 05:23 PM

I'm getting a really big discordian vibe off of this, but that's just me.

Funka Genocide · 01-23-2005, 09:17 PM

Discordia? nah, just those f***in' lawn gnomes!

man, and not just lawn gnomes, but every kind of cutesy lawn ornamentation! Flamingos, toadstools, lawn frogs, miniature windmills, they all suck!

I'm not even joking here, I seriously wish someone would take an interest in their destruction, its destroying the soul of America!

wait, wait, sorry, this is complete spam, there is no excuse at all.

its not spam, you must destroy the lawn ornaments! The power of justice compels you!

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche · 01-24-2005, 09:19 PM

i hope someone realises the plight of the gglf it's not there fault the gnomes took over there brains i think this is funny and i thank whoever found this

Dragonsbane · 01-24-2005, 09:47 PM

*lack of punctuation makes DB's head explode*

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Originally Posted by Lycanthrope

I'm getting a really big discordian vibe off of this, but that's just me.

Which is exactly why I'm supporting it.

01-22-2005, 03:25 PM	#31
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	I'm not too worried about liberating lawn gnomes, in fact I'd rather see a lawn gnome genocide cult. those freaky little eyesores have it coming damn it! with their beady little eyes and tacky ass gnome-shoes! if there is one thing I can't stand, its terrible fashion sense, and these devious lawn gnome bastards have that in spades! Everytime I pass by one of these grotesques I am tempted ever so severly to mutilate and/or destroy it. If you only knew the depths of my distaste for these things! in fact, I'm going to do something about it right now! grabs tee ball bat and trounces out the door in search of lawn gnomes Last edited by Funka Genocide; 01-22-2005 at 03:44 PM.

01-23-2005, 05:23 PM	#35
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01-23-2005, 09:17 PM	#36
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	Discordia? nah, just those f***in' lawn gnomes! man, and not just lawn gnomes, but every kind of cutesy lawn ornamentation! Flamingos, toadstools, lawn frogs, miniature windmills, they all suck! I'm not even joking here, I seriously wish someone would take an interest in their destruction, its destroying the soul of America! wait, wait, sorry, this is complete spam, there is no excuse at all. its not spam, you must destroy the lawn ornaments! The power of justice compels you!