The Marvelous Misadventures of Asshat! [REBOOT]

[DarkDrgon]

Wallace must be in your final lineup. You have no choice in the matter, he is far too FABULOUS to sit in a box.

[Token]

This is this best way to start a sequel LP ever. However 1 stipulation. I want a Pokemon or 2 named after Mass Effect characters. Preferably after Saren, Fist or the Reapers.

I never really liked Mass Effect, but I guess I can do that.

Wallace must be in your final lineup. You have no choice in the matter, he is far too FABULOUS to sit in a box.

Wallace is in.


Due to sudden medical issues, I won't be going to school for a while. As a result, I have nothing better to do than to work on this. So, because I'm an ass, I'll stop accepting team suggestions at midnight my time (so in 13 hours), so I can try to wrap this motherfucker up.

[Locke cole]

I suggest Kittan, because Beedrill are too cool to sit in boxes.

[Lost in Time]

I'm voting for Kanye to stay in the party! He's one cool mofo.

[Token]

Based on suggestions and the League itself, the final team will be as follows:
Leafyhed: Come on. He's the starter. Do I really have a choice?
Wallace: Not only is he an amazingly fabulous motherfucker, his moveset will come in handy. Psychic will ruin Bruno. Thunder Punch and Ice Punch will be helpful against Lance. Hypnosis is Hypnosis. Also, he's fabulous. That needs to be reiterated.
Deckard: Same logic as Wallace, his movepool is good. Fire Punch, Thunder Punch, Dynamic Punch, and Iron Tail. He could conceivably hold his own against each of the Elite Four.
Kanye: The Tank, and the Ruiner of Days. He can heal himself and still pull out Icy Wind and Earthquake. Odds are, by the time I get to Lance, he'll have Blizzard instead of Icy Wind. (also LiT's pun was fantastic so he's in forever.)
Skittles: Wallace's BRO 4 LYF, and Asshat's RageBuddy. Once again, not much choice. I'm a little apprehensive about bringing him in though; his learnpool isn't nearly as good as it is in later generations.
Sayrune: Poliwhirl has always been one of my personal favorites. Sayrune has Hypnosis and Ice Punch, so even if Wallace goes down, I still have a shot of winning.

As for the three main players who didn't get in, it's mostly because I couldn't think of reasons to use them. Stabeak is powerful, and she's served well before, but Flying type is a liability when Lance has an Aerodactyl, and Bruno has a couple of Rocks. As for Pohatu, he doesn't bring the might or type coverage that Kanye can. As for Kittan, I'm saving that motherfucker for Red. Next episode should be up shortly.

[Fusionman]

If you hate Mass Effect you don't have to Token. Also HOORAY WALLACE AND SKITTLES!!! Can we please evolve Leafyhed soon though?

[Flarecobra]

I say don't evolve him, it'd just add to the emberassment factor of getting beat by Leafyhed.

[The Argent Lord]

I know voting's over, but I'm contractually obligated to request that you use Argent at some point.

[Token]

I dislike editing images. On a mostly unrelated note, homework and play permitting, episode 14 should be up today or tomorrow. Episode 15 will be up this weekend, and if the epilogue doesn't come that same day, it'll be a day or two after.

EDIT: Finished. Now it all just has to go up. I've got about an hour before play rehearsal right now, so I'll try and get part 14 up. Then it's a three day weekend, so I should have this concluded by Monday.

[Token]

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Skarmory in general are pretty rad. This one is the best in the universe.
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Now let's see whatever useless shit Elm has to say.
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You learned that Pokemon hatch from eggs. Everyone has always known this, forever.
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Is it another Everstone? Can't I just get something useful this time? Somethin' like, I dunno, a-
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Dammit Elm, I said something useful! This might have been helpful before I decided to catch a god. Which, incidentally, is in a basic fucking Pokeball. So yeah.
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That's what Silph says, anyway.
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Not a horrible motto, come to think of it.
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Yeah, Elm. Everyone knows that.
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So I guess it'd go for a lot on eBay?
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Yes. It will bring me the mad pokebucks.
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Right, time to head to the League. Fuck yeah.
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Yes?
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No, but I'm sure you'll tell me. Most likely in an incredibly stupid manner, as befitting your average Johtonian.
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What?
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I swear to Arceus himself, if you are lying, I will rip your testicles off and shove them in your eyesockets.
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:aaa:
:dance: http://i56.tinypic.com/2a7fxb5.gif http://i56.tinypic.com/bhfwqr.gif YESSSSSSSS
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And then I got the fuck out of dodgeJohto.
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Sorry about that. I just got a little overexcited by the whole "entire cave between me and Johto" thing...
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Sure, why not.
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I better keep up my guard. Odds are, Kanto trainers are a lot tougher...
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Or not.... I guess that's just as well...
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The-
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yes.
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I-
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Stop cutting me-
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I'm glad to he-
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It's nice to be able to finish a sente-
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Thank y-
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Doo-doo-do-
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Okay, no one interrupts the Item Get Sequence but me. I'm about to send out Deckard and have him use Fire Punch to burn your house down.
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And then her house burned down. Shame she couldn't move so she could get out. Thunder Wave can do that to a person.
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Kay.
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That was boring. You're boring.
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Yes. Yes I am.
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All you've said to me is a question, but I can tell from your name that you suck.
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Your name also tells me that you have a frozen Sandslash.
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Don't be silly. If you're on Victory Road, and all you have is a Sandslash, either you are very bad at Nuzlocke runs, or you're just a very sucky trainer. People like you don't think.
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I hope that everyone you've ever loved is eaten by a Garchomp.
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You're a dumbass. Also, I don't like you, and I wish you nothing but misfortune.
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Just looking at you makes me pro-choice.
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You are a horrible psychic.
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I mean, damn.
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Also, Wallace is better than you in every possible way.
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I'm Mister Hate Miser, you're fucking dumb.
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I'm Mister Awesome Trainer
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Case in point, I've already won.
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Friends call me Hate Miser, whatever I say
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It just ruins your day! I'm too much!
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I am going to ruin that so quickly.
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If you could lift your boot off the ground, you morbidly obese pile of Snorlax droppings.
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And then all of your Pokemon fainted.
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Exactly like that.
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That's what happens when you have the audacity to feel good, you chubby little fuck.
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I got mah bling out, yes.
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No, that's pretty much enough for me, really.
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I have never met a Psychic that is any good at anything.
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That's what the ladies tell me.
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Oh? This should be interesting.
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Sadly, "all she's got" is an insane skill at losing.
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That doesn't explain my strength at all.
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You're using a Flareon. By default, that means you aren't allowed to ever raise children.
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Well, la-dee-da, aren't you Mr. Tough-Shit?
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I really hope your "final preparations" involve catching Pokemon that don't suck.
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Holy crap, I think I've found an actual Psychic!
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Oh. You meant that other asshole.
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You're only saying that because you lost. Also, yes they are, according to history. Or did you forget when Isshu sent Victini in to decimate Orre?
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Oh really. Check 'em.
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Damn straight.
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Fuckin' caves. Hate them so much.
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But they have some damn good loot.
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Oh for fuck's sake.
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No, I'm trying to find the entrance to the goddamn Mushroom Kingdom.
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But I'm funny. It's what I do.
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Bitch, what?
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I'm still the same, in that I. Don't. Care.
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That's not true. Your Pokemon suck, and you are going to lose, as always.
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You still don't warrant Boss Subtitles, but whatever.
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And not a single fuck was given that day.
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How the fuck have you even caught a Sneasel what the hell.
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Fuckin' Magneton, how do they work?
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I ain't scared of no ghosts.
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I'll just drive you bats.
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Avada Kadabra. Or something. Not all of my jokes have to be amazing.
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Also, your Typhlosion is inherently worse than my Chikorita. Why? Because it was raised by your sorry ass.
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Observant.
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That's pretty sad.
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Are you referring to my skill, or the fact that I have a penis that's larger than three inches?
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About lubing up properly before you bend over and get my foot up your ass?
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I suppose it's nice to have dreams, even if they never will come true.
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Because you're a bitch. We've been over this, numerous times.
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Am I supposed to care?
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The funniest thing is that you're serious.
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Will do, skipper. Now get out of my way, I have a Championship to take.
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And here it is...
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But first...
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Well, first, healing. But even firster....
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Mo'fuckin POWERLEVELing all up in this bitch.
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Allons-y!

NEXT TIME: Can you say "anti-climax?"

[Flarecobra]

Hmmm... never did find a water stone, did ya?

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Did you draw that Sliph logo yourself? It's pretty badass.

Aaand now I have the Hate Miser tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

[Token]

Hmmm... never did find a water stone, did ya?

Nope. :(

Did you draw that Sliph logo yourself? It's pretty badass.

Aaand now I have the Hate Miser tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

Nah, found it on the Chan, and thought it was the best thing ever.


SO. GUYS. I just drank a metric shitton of Red Bull, I've got no class tomorrow, and minimal homework. Anyone want I should post the endibg tonight? Cuz I'm ready to post it whenever you guys want. I'm all set to post this fucker, but I'mma go with the first thing I'm told to do.

[Tev]

Go for it.

[PCD]

Hell yeah, man, do it.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

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[Flarecobra]

ONWARD, TO VICTORY!

[Token]

PREVIOUSLY: There's this dude, right? He's kind of cool, but he's sort of a dick, and he makes horrible jokes. And he's from another dimension or something. Dunno. The author wasn't really clear about that. But yeah, he complained to one of the gods who transported him here. Anyway, he's spent most of the past few months being fucked around by said deities, but he was told that if he defeated the strongest trainer in the land (while dropping some phat beats) he'd be sent home. And now, here the dude stands, ready to defeat the Elite Four and beat the strongest dude or whatever, so he can be in the Top Percentage of Pokemon Trainers.

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Okay. This dude's up first. It's sort of weird knowing there's only five battles between me and getting the fuck away from Johto forever.
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Thanks, cockcake.
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Congratulations, Billy. I don't really care.
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Psychics are dumb if they aren't Wallace.
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So what you're saying is that being a gay clown made you one of the best trainers in the continent. Huh.
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I very much doubt you could get worse.
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You can't really call something an "option" if it's the only logical outcome.
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WARNING! BOSS BATTLE!
TokenASSHAT VS Itsuki KoizumiA Gay ClownITSUKI KOIZUMI, THE GAY CLOWN!
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GOD.
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FUCKING.
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DAMMIT.
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Luckily, Deckard has no desire to put up with any more of your shit.
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Neither does Wallace, for that matter.
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Your first move has been a status inducer twice in a row now. I don't like you, Billy.
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And now you're just crampin' Wallace's style!
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Bad move. That just pisses him off. You aren't nearly fabulous enough to pull off his moves.
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This right here. That's how it's done.
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Hate to give you the cold shoulder...
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...but I gotta hurry this up so I can fly.
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They aren't even eggs though they're like coconuts or something the fuck.
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Regardless... it needs to cool off.
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Snap. Crackle.
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Popped all up in this bitch.
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I know you can't. Now get out of my way, please. I'm quite anxious to get out of here.
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And now "Sail Away" is stuck in my head, you utter bastard.
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Or, y'know. Anyone with a Dark type. Or any Ghost that isn't part poison. Or pretty much anything, really.
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So ferocious. I'm shaking. MOVING RIGHT THE FUCK ON.
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Your laugh is dumb. :raise:
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And here I was thinking you were Justin Beiber.
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Oh sweet zombie Giratina, you're a weaboo.
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A gay clown and a weaboo. The Elite Four will just accept anyone these days, won't they?
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Oh, dammit. If I didn't already hate you, this would make me want to punch you.
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Whatever. I'll just brute force my way through it.
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Is that funny?
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Yes it is and no I won't.
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WARNING! BOSS BATTLE!
TokenASSHAT VS WAPANESE STATUS ABUSER
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Welcome to "Poison Control with Deckard!" Today's episode, all about ruining people's days! Step one? Fire Punch.
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Step two is also Fire Punch.
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Step three is telling your Venomoth to fuck off.
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Deckard is far too awesome to ever be poisoned. Can you guess what the next step is?
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Here's a hint: FIRE PUNCH.
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Next move: Crushing the brain of your Muk.
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Fun fact: this is the first move he's successfully used the whole battle.
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Funner fact: It was also the last one.
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You, on the other hand, did not.
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You mean a Wing Attack? :raise:
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Or just never train again.
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That was the plan, yes.
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Hello, Bruno of the Elite Four.
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Touching. Pathetic, but touching.
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No it isn't.
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Am I bothered? Seriously, look at my face. Do I look bothered? Cuz I ain't bothered.
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Exactly. Let's do this.
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Fine. Let's have an honorable battle, the likes of which has never been seen.
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By-The-Way-I'm-Leading-With-A-Hypno-LOL
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WARNING! BOSS BATTLE!
TokenASSHAT VS ONE OF TWO BLACKS IN THE COUNTRY
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Super effective.
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Super effective.
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Complete waste of a move.
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Super effective.
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Because-if-I-don't-do-this-first-you'll-just-use-Full-Restore-like-a-bitch-effective.
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Super. Fuckin'. Effective.
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You normally win, right Bruno? Well I guess it's safe to say that you just... :cool: ...kicked that habit.
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Because Wallace.
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I have never agreed with anyone so hard in my life.
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Kay bye.
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Fantastic. What stupid stuff are you going to say?
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That's not funny. :(
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They do tend to be awesome.
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Sure.
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Wait...
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Are we still talking about Pokemon?
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WARNING! BOSS BATTLE!
TokenASSHAT VS THAT GUY FROM "ROCK OF LOVE"
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Holy crap, honestly didn't expect that to hit. O.o
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Ha! What now?
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...fair enough.
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One down.
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Vileplume isn't even a Dark type.
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Murkrow is, so I guess that's okay?
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Still won't save it's ass though.
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Gengar really isn't a Dark type. :raise:
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Y'know what's gonna be funny?
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When I do this...
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You do that...
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And then I switch the hell out.
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It is certainly better than being bad, I guess.
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Mine.
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Yours.
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Or, y'know. A series of statistics proven by math and science.
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If you said that shit on Smogon, they would set you on fire.
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What's important is winning all day, err'yday.
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Bout fuckin' time.
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Yeah. Hang on dude. Just gotta get some stuff sorted out in my head.
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Or I can just do this off the top of my head. I'm pretty sure Palkia will be cool with it.
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Was there ever any doubt?
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No words. Just beats.
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Yeah, that was sort of the entire fucking point.
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Get ready, I'm bout to drop some fly rhymes up in this mother.
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WARNING! FINAL BOSS!
RAP MASTER ASSHAT VS DRAGON MASTER LANCE
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You really sent out a Gyarados?
Bitch, don’t you know I got Ampharos?
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Deckard, show him what’s up, show him that we rule,
We’ll be the League Champs, he’ll just be another fool.
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It must be hard for you Lance to comprehend;
your three year reign’s about to end.
Meet Wallace, my shiny, Hypno friend,
Try as you might you can’t defend
‘gainst his puns- though he’s a Psychic,
his punch is Ice, ain’t that a nice trick?
Switch in Kanye for Dragonite Number Two;
I’ll be polite: first move goes to you!

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Y’think you’re Mister Twister, moist with the roistering?
I took down Team Rocket, you just stood there loiterin’.
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Icy wind up in this bitch, we rockin’, we rollin’,
You say you’ll win, we both know you’re trollin’
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Kanye’s so heartless, but you’ll learn that soon
To finish this reference off, bow-wow to the moon.

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Your Charizard’s so weak, ain’t worth a mention.
Sayrune’ll surf, won’t pay attention.
Flame goes out, Dragon goes down,
Know that ‘zard is headed to Lavender Town.
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Wallace retakes the stage for Dragonite number three,
Couple Ice Punches to the snout and he claims his victory.
You’d think a so called “master’d” try to mix up his team,
But you didn’t, so you beatin’ me is just a pipe dream.
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And speakin’ o’ pipes, Lance, the hell are you smokin’?
Send out an Aerodactyl? Fool, you gotta be jokin’.
It’s a goddamn dinosaur, it ain’t nothin’ like a Dragon.
It’s just another Flying type for Wallace to be tea-baggin’.
Yo’ Hyper Beam didn’t do nothing, but then what did you expect?
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Yo’ fossil’s out dated, Wallace is goddamn perfect.
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That’s six bitches down, so step aside, see the light.
Cuz at the end of the day Lance, you can't stand 'gainst my might.
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New Bark, bitch. What.
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That was entirely anti-climactic.
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I was never not strong.
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Sure, let's go with that.
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I'm certainly gonna try to bring them with me when I leave, yeah.
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Who the fuck are you, and why are you in my new throne room?
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Oh, he's here? Fuck dammit. I haven't even tried to complete the Pokedex.
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Sup, Sammy?
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Not long enough.
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Not even gonna touch how creepy that sounds.
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Fabulous is the word you're looking for.
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My uncontainable hatred of all things Johto helped.
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They certainly don't suck. Except Argent. Fuck Argent.
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Don't forget the POWERLEVELing.
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Woo thanks.
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Let's not.
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Dear Arceus, I agree with Lance.
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Aiight. Peace, bitches.
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You will die unloved! So decrees your new Champion!
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I have no desire to hear about your masturbatory habits. :crossarms:
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Still don't wanna know.
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You're squicking me out, man.
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I suppose that's not entirely wrong.
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Neither is that.
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Yes I do.
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Aiight.
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Ding-ding-da-da-ding!
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Most awesome team ever. :)
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Holy crap the space bar makes the time just fly.
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Yo ratin' best be "fuckin' rad."
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That is a horrible rating. You are a horrible person.
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Yeah, no. I'm out, bitches!
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Or is it? HINT THE ANSWER IS NO.

[Token]

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This... this certainly doesn't seem like another dimension. This seems like goddamn New Bark Town.
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Oh, for fuck's sake. I'm heading to Mt. Mortar and giving that dickhead Palkia a piece of my mind.
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Can't believe that fucker crossed me like that!
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Absolute bullshit.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP JOEY, I AM IN NO MOOD.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP JOEY, I AM IN NO MOOD.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP JOEY, I AM IN NO MOOD. I swear, my head hurts just being around you.
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Okay. Let's do this shit.
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Worst case scenario, I throw a Master Ball at him and make him get me out of here.
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Woah shit.
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Stupid fucking gods and their stupid fucking teleporting...
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http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpg Hello, mortal.

Cut the shit. We had a deal. And yet, I'm still here. The fuck.

http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpg You haven't upheld your end of the deal, boy.

What, was rapping not enough? You didn't specify you wanted a fucking show tune.

http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpg No. That was almost painful enough to be entertaining. You still have yet to defeat the strongest trainer in the land.

Not only did I kick Lance's ass, I enslaved a god before I did so.

http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpg Lugia? Hardly surprising. It's a child, compared to my siblings and I. Besides, you may have defeated Lance, but Johto and Kanto are one landmass. Last I checked, you aren't anywhere near Red's level. Ain't literal wording a bitch?

Fuck this, fuck this Red kid, and fuck you. You have two choices, get me out of here, or get shoved in a Master Ball.

http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpg OI! What sort of fucking twat do you think you are? You have the nerve to threaten me?

Well, yeah. The fuck are you gonna do, run to daddy about it?

http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpg...

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http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpg Yes. Be back shortly.


IN A FAR AWAY PLACE, TEN MILES FROM THE MOUNTAIN.
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A CHILD CONSULTS WITH HIS FATHER IN A SPACE OUTSIDE OF TIME.
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THE FATHER AGREES. THIS ROUND IS OVER.
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HIS TRUE FORM IS TAKEN, AS HE DEPARTS THIS PLAIN. WHAT A FUCKING TWIST.
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http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpgChecked with Dad. He's all for it. So are my brothers. This could have been avoided if you weren't such a disrespectful shit.
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http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpgSo. Before you have the chance to battle Red...
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http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpg You will be punished. Have fun in hell.
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...
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...
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...
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...
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VOLUME ONE: END.

[Flarecobra]

I do beleve that's an occation for an "Oh snap!"

And nice touch with using the 2 origional American release colors, and it's special. :P

[Token]

I can't take credit for that, it's all Game Freak. I just went with the colors that are on their exclusive hold items. Palkia came out more red than pink though...

[Bard The 5th LW]

Totally called it.

[Fusionman]

Is it wrong that I was seriously doing that rap? I got into it.

[Token]

Is it wrong that I was seriously doing that rap? I got into it.

That's probably bad, yeah. I'm sorry you had to subject yourself to that.

[Melfice]

That's probably bad, yeah. I'm sorry you had to subject yourself to that.

You don't really "get" this Evil business, do you?
You don't apologize for intended effects.


EDIT: I forgot to thank you for an excellent LP.
Here's to the next episode!

[The Argent Lord]

Epic. And Palkia's still Irish. Awesome.

[Token]

You don't really "get" this Evil business, do you?
You don't apologize for intended effects.


EDIT: I forgot to thank you for an excellent LP.
Here's to the next episode!

There's evil, there's unforgivable evil, and then there's making someone repeat one of my raps.

[RobinStarwing]

Asshat...never pissed off dieties. It NEVER ends well.

[Locke cole]

Joey's Rattata is perhaps the avatar of Arceus?

Looking back to this quote, and the response to it, I just have to laugh at how close it was.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Hence this:
Totally called it.