Dark secrets

[Bob The Mercenary]

Post a secret that the person posting above you doesn't want out. GO!

Fen: Implementing a "don't post unless 4 other people have posted after your last post" rule.

[Fenris]

Bob doesn't know where threads go and he's been here since 2003.

[Bells]

Fen Fen secretly wants to Hug every single member of this forum and hear they whisper into his ear "It's okay..."

[Seil]

Something something something "Bells," something something something "Balls."

[Lumenskir]

Seil doesn't want people to realize that he's legitimately streets behind.

[Mondt]

Lumen changed his avatar from the panda to quiet allegations of beastiality against him.

[BitVyper]

Mondt didn't find the book in his signature. He wrote it.

[synkr0nized]

BitVyper still wets the bed.

[Odjn]

Synk thinks fun is evil.

[synkr0nized]

Swap evil and fun.


Odjn is actually the dog in that avatar, gifted with a helmet that allows it to use the Internet.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Synk took joy in ninja'ing me just now.

[Bells]

"B-The 5th" has a long forum name 'cause he is overcompensating for something.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Bells is actually my father.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Bard cries himself to sleep at night because nobody loves him. Not even Bells.

[Bells]

Well would it kill him to actually GO to all those Flute lessons i payed for him?! I don't think so!!

Also, Hawk knows this cause he watches families from outside their windows... he might be watching you right now.

[Odjn]

Bells has odd relations with ducks!

[Aldurin]

Odjin (the dog) chases his nuts and licks squirrels due to brain damage by overusing the internet.

[Bard The 5th LW]

EvilEarl isn't really as insane as he says if it wasn't painfully obvious already. He just says this so he can get free board at the local asylum.

[Aldurin]

EvilEarl isn't really as insane as he says if it wasn't painfully obvious already. He just says this so he can get free board at the local asylum.

"Fuck you and your chickens!"

Bard really connects to the internet via smoke signals, because he can't afford to hire someone to yell network code from his cave in a remote area.

[Nikose Tyris]

EvilEarl is only 13 years old.

[synkr0nized]

EvilEarl is only 13 years old.

I don't think that's a secret.



Nikose wears pretty ribbons in his hair and likes to kiss all the boys.

[Rejected Again]

Synk like to dance in the rain. Wearing a speedo.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Rejected Again isn't actually Rejected all that often. He just wants sympathy.

[Fenris]

Implementing a "don't post unless 4 other people have posted after your last post" rule.

Bard likes brussel sprouts.

[Overcast]

Fen has been changing his name trying to find himself when he really just needs to come out of the closet.

[Odjn]

Overcast wants to be that closet~

[Wizardcat]

So does Odjn.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Wizardcat isn't really purple. Oh, and his name is actually spelled Wizard Cat.

[BitVyper]

Bard can't actually play any instruments.

[synkr0nized]

Fenris is a control freak.


Oh, wait. I think I lose.

[Aldurin]

synk secretly wishes she could speak in red font, so she dyed her larynx red.

[Fenris]

EvilEarl is actually an intelligent and productive member of society!

[Bells]

Fenn Swallows...









.... Bubblegum. Even though his doctor said he shouldn't.

[Overcast]

Bells has found there is no cool way to make friends when you are 26 and by extension has none.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Overcast isn't really that closet. He is that closet's evil twin brother.

[Rejected Again]

Bard writes bad poetry about why his life sucks.

[Fenris]

Rejected proofreads it.

[Archbio]

That avatar's not a drawing, it's Fenn's actual face.

[Nikose Tyris]

Archbio is a wanderer from a distant planet, a skyline of red plateaus, with strange air and vegetation.

[Aldurin]

Nikose chose his avatar to try to make people think he was related to Fen Wolf Dude.

[akaSM]

Earl isn't evil or insane at all, in fact, he's the nicest and most sane person ever

[Geminex]

IRL EvilEarl is a 47-year old Welsh accountant, who collects pins and just wants to feel young again.

Edit: Damn ninjas.

[Rejected Again]

akaSM is a sadomasochist, hence the SM.

Germ could not think of anything to post about akaSM.

[Si Civa]

Rejected Again was not rejected by Harvard. He just thought that he's better than all those people there. And that's when things got worse as his ego get bigger and bigger, which finally led to his girlfriend leaving. Soon many other rejecting incidents followed, but these were, however, worked as songs and Rejected Again managed to operate tour called Women and Men, total assholes.

It was the most bluish blues ever played.

Yet the audience rejected him. This of all things put him finally in depression. The maniac was finally burned out, he truly went fishing at that point. Not finding help from traditional means (professionals or drugs), Rejected Again started to seek help from the Internet. After many adventures where much rejecting happened, he found Nuklear Power Forums, the place where he hasn't been rejected, yet. But who knows what future wil give him? More humilation or perhaps karma is finally kind to this person?

[The Sevenshot Kid]

Si Civa doesn't think that platypuses are majestic creatures because he hates their unlikely appearance.

[McTahr]

The Gunslinger thinks his finger-pistols and shouting "Bang bang!" make him cooler than Wyatt Earp.

[Bob The Mercenary]

McTahr doesn't want people to know about that thing he has on that one part of his body.

[Overcast]

Yet Bob is not only incredibly familiar with that thing, it is the basis of their entire relationship.

[Rejected Again]

Bob is actually quite tall, its was just all camera angles.

Edit Damn ninjas.

[BitVyper]

Rejected has a disability which makes him physically incapable of ever rocking the fuck out.

Also he thinks it's really funny how everyone (SYNK!) just totally ignored me and hurt my feelings.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Bitvyper is actually still stuck on World 2.

[Si Civa]

BardTheFifthLightWarrior is still in puberty.

I heard he doesn't like The Beatles either!

[Premmy]

Si Civa can't light a fire to save her life.

[Rejected Again]

Prem is Dennis Rodman

[The Sevenshot Kid]

Rejected Again prefers smooth jazz to all other genres of music.

[Odjn]

Gunny handles his gun too often.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Odjn wants Gunslinger to share.

[Arhra]

Bard is and always has been COVERED IN BEES.

[Odjn]

Arhra wants to lick the bees off!

[Bob The Mercenary]

Odjn wants to film it.

[krogothwolf]

Bob likes to stand on street corners dressed as a prostitute

[Bard The 5th LW]

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[BitVyper]

Bard actually considers Sarda's retroactive erasing of his existence to be an act of benevolence. Or he DID, up until he found out he'd have to live on this forum, posting with all of you.

BitVyper's avatar is smiling because BitVyper's servicing him.

Well, the picture WAS done by Celes, so I imagine yaoi was implied from the outset.

[Odjn]

BitVyper's avatar is smiling because BitVyper's servicing him.

[Aldurin]

Odjin wishes I would stop telling dark secrets about him.

He is really a girl but selected "boy bits" on her profile for reasons she would rather not disclose. But that will have to be another post.

[Rejected Again]

Evil Earl lives in West Virginia.

[Arhra]

Rejected Again doesn't actually have any dark secrets at all!

And that's shameful.

[krogothwolf]

Arhra secertly dresses up as a Power Ranger and pretends to fight crime while roaming the streets

[BitVyper]

Kro admires him for it.