Asshat's Spectacular Shenanigans!

[Token]

Not entirely sure if I should put this in a new thread, but whatev's. The old one was getting sort of huge anyway. So, couple things to get out of the way: First off, a warning. What I've seen of the dialog in this game is frankly retarded. I strongly dislike using the word "retarded" in a derogatory manner, but there is no other way to describe it. Secondly, this is, for the most part, a blind run. Topaz is a hack of Ruby, which means towns will most likely have similar layouts, and the events of the plot will most likely take place in a similar order. Other than that and what's in this episode, all I can tell you for sure about Topaz is that the bike has been replaced. This will be just as much of an experience for me as for you. Third: I'm actually going to attempt to update at least once per week. Knowing me, this might not happen, but I will certainly try. Without further ado, allons-y!

Volume Two; Chapter One: Let's Do the Time Warp Again

Ngh...dammit...Stupid dragons...
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Excuse me?
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Wait, what?
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As in the jackass those other jackasses were trying to contact?
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Oh hell. You do realize that ain't going down, right?
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The fuck? What is that? It's like a fucking mutant Barboach!
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Topaz ain't no region I ever heard of.
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Yeah, I know that, jackass.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20001/010.png
So is it your fault my Pokemon aren't with me? Nah. That was probably those stupid legendaries. So I guess your only crime is vaguely annoying me. And being the head of a criminal empire, I guess, but whatever.
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Gio, I refuse to accept that any Pokemon that looks like that radioactive dildo is valuable. But, since I'll need to capture some Pokemon anyway, I might as well help you out for a while. But you best name me your successor. Got it?
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And you aren't listening. Whatever. Anyway... boss... I'm Token.
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Goddammit.
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Standard grunt uniform? Eh. I'll make it work.
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Prepare for trouble and whatnot, I suppose.
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Fantastic.
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New goal: become the commander of Team Rocket. Rage war on Palkia. Also, burn Johto to the ground.
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Did he just teleport out of here? :raise: More important question: where is here?
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A desk, boxes... and I felt movement... a moving van, perhaps?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20001/023.png
Of course not. That would be logical. Clearly that was a helicopter. I really shouldn't be surprised the police are already here, I guess.
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A) Who the fuck are you. B) What "scheme?" Three- hang on, that's C) I just apparently landed a helicopter in broad daylight outside of a house, we're both in Rocket uniforms, so why are the police looking the opposite way? The hell?
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But. What. How?
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Ah. There we go. Okay, Skittles should make a suitably flashy distra... forgot. Well, shit.
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Fair enough. I'd feel bad for whoever's house I'm bout to break into, but I don't really feel like being arrested just yet.
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It's bigger on the inside.
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Those sneaky bastards! They anticipated that we'd run into some civilian's house?
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I'd imagine they're looking for the two people in Team Rocket uniforms?
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...my room. In an effort to help us escape from the police, you basically told them where I live.
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I hate you. So much. In fact, just fuck this. I'll just turn myself in. It's gotta be less stupid than any other possible action.
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...
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...
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I swear to Arceus, these are the dumbest people I have ever met.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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Forget Team Rocket. If everyone here is this dumb, I'll be ruling the entire region in a month.
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This... looks exactly like Hoenn. How underwhelming.
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Eleven? That's fucking atrocious!
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It's clearly NITE 10 'o'clock and 58 minutes!
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How on earth did you manage to do that? :raise:
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Okay. Yes, the two Pokemon I use most are a pink Hypno and a Chikorita, but that doesn't mean I'm gay!
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I'm leaving as soon as possible. :crossarms:
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I'd care, but I don't care.
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If I do, will you shut up?
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Didn't think so. It's going to be entirely impossible for me to go incognito, isn't it?
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No casualties? That's good, I guess. Don't see why there would be any, but whatever.
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Don't thank those fuckers for anything. They're all jackasses.
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The fact that our "glorious leader" has managed to hide owes more to his own competence than anything else. If it were me, I wouldn't tell anyone where I live.
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... that's. um. huh.
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Sure, whatever.
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This is so insanely stupid.
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On the plus side, I have Welch's Grape Soda, the best carbonated beverage in existence.
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I'm still surprised the popo left without searching Giovanni's house. I suppose it's not like there's a massive sign that screams "HEY THIS IS THE HOUSE OF A TEAM ROCKET HIGHER UP." That would be dumb.
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Okay. Well. That's just my house, and I've already established that the universe hates me.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20001/060.png
Dammit. Okay. He probably never spends any time there, and nobody knows where he really is.
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Or, I suppose, random citizens could know he lives here.
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I suppose at least he's a Rocket sympathizer. It's not that horrible then...
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Yes. This is common knowledge. Why are you telling me this.
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I refuse to believe that. Also, I'm leaving. This town is dumb.
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Kid, are you fucking kidding me?
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Find deez.
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Oh for fuck's sake. Fine.
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I'm... honored, I guess? I suppose it's interesting that the boss would mention a grunt to his family.
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Did I ask?
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I'd say that's not how rivalry works, but considering Dicktoe was apparently my rival, it might as well be.
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"You will find decent grammar in other games."
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Wait, there's a promotion up for grabs?
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Probably should have announced myself before barging uninvited into a girl's room, but meh.
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Some people call me Maurice...
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Typical.
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Uh huh. We'll see. Y'best hope Gio's a believer in nepotism.
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You speak like a chav.
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Of your trashiness?
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Ah. Clearly I'm supposed to be jealous of your ability to make non-sequitur comments. Unfortunately for you, I'm a master at those.
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Johto champion, douche. Top that.
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Do I look like I have any Pokemon with me? I swear to fuck, if I ever see Wallace again, I'm having him implode your brain.
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Try not to drown on your own drool, you mouth breathing chav.
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So. Gio's not here, and that little shit probably won't let me leave. If he tries to stop me again, I'll just punt the bastard.
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Did you actually just say "OMG." That's it. Whether you let me pass or not, I'm kicking you in the face.
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I suppose that's one way to make an impression on my employer.
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Que?
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How dignified. And he's being chased by... is that a shake weight? :raise:
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Because I have so many Pokemon with me right now.
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Hmm... nah. See, I'll just wait for it to maul you, then I'll take the Pokemon for myself and begin my takeover. Peace, bitch.
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Or, I could just get promoted through the ranks in a manner that won't immediately raise suspicion of your flunkies. Fine. I'll just grab a Pokemon.
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Three of them, huh. Hopefully they won't look as derpy as the two I've seen so far...
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Of fucking course that's what they look like. That's just... ugh.


So, NPF. Pick a starter! I'm personally leaning towards the dog myself, just because it's relatively the least horrible looking, and because my other two starters were Grass and Water, but I'll put it to a vote. Next part will be up within a week, probably sooner.

[Viridis]

Why did someone doodle a smiley face on that vegetable?


Pick the fire one. Seconding a Water one named Fishsticks.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Terrible looking mod. I pity the man who has to play through that, but then again, I still laugh at it. Thank you Token.

Water. Name him fishsticks.

[bluestarultor]

Holy balls, those are fugly. I could do better sprites!

Which is actually saying something, believe it or not. I know I do a lot of sprites, but they've always been small ones. The largest I've done in anything close to full color is 16x40. The largest I've done from scratch, color be damned, fits into 40x80, including antlers, and uses all of about five colors because it's in EGA-style.


I'd have to say the one that looks the least fugly to me is the water starter, if not in design then at least in execution.

[Geminex]

Yeah, water. Grass, see Viridis' comment, fire...
Looks like somebody held a match to Clifford and he only just noticed.

Yeah, water.

[PCD]

Oh man. This thing. I wish you and your sanity the best of luck.

Go for the fire. Always go for the fire. Also, puppy.

[Loyal]

I think this should be obvious. There's a LEAFYHED right. there. Go get 'im!

Oh god this romhack is hilariously bad.

[Nikose Tyris]

...Fishsticks.

[Token]

RE: Fishsticks

But Kanye is over in Johto! D:

[Bard The 5th LW]

Do it anyways.

Chances are, he'll catch wind of it and have off-screen shenanigans.

[Flarecobra]

Get the water one and the fire one. Pan-fry the water one, and kick ass with the fire one.

Plus, attack dog.

[Geminex]

CLIFFORD THE BIG RED ATTACK DOG THAT IS ALSO ON FIRE

Has a nice ring to it.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Seconding the Pupyro

[Bard The 5th LW]

FISHSTICKS THE FISH THAT LOOKS LIKE A STICK AND IS ALSO A FISH!

[Menarker]

Fishstick. There are already a few other fire type dogs to choose like Arcanine or Houndoom.

[Arcanum]

Back when you posted the teaser for this, and I looked up pokemon Topaz, I thought it would be this (http://www.pokemontopaz.net/), or at least have these sprites (http://www.pokemontopaz.net/sprites/). But I guess that's just what they are hoping to achieve. Regardless I'm gonna throw my vote in for Fishsticks.

[Token]

Fishstick. There are already a few other fire type dogs to choose like Arcanine or Houndoom.

There are no real Pokemon in this game.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I think I may weep.

Fishstick anyways.

[bluestarultor]

Back when you posted the teaser for this, and I looked up pokemon Topaz, I thought it would be this (http://www.pokemontopaz.net/), or at least have these sprites (http://www.pokemontopaz.net/sprites/). But I guess that's just what they are hoping to achieve. Regardless I'm gonna throw my vote in for Fishsticks.

Those sprites are nothing short of amazing. Too bad they seem pathologically obsessed with dual-typing them all and shoehorning in as many including their new Light element as they can get away with.

[synkr0nized]

Not entirely sure if I should put this in a new thread, but whatev's. The old one was getting sort of huge anyway.

If it's a continuation, it should probably be in your existing thread. You have a table of contents that links to your updates, yeah?

If it's a separate game that's just using the same name or whatever, I'll add it alongside your other one.

[Viridis]

I saw the sprites that were linked to, too. I'd say they are made well, but conceptually not that great.

I'd take that water/ghost over Black/White's any day, though.

[Token]

If it's a continuation, it should probably be in your existing thread. You have a table of contents that links to your updates, yeah?

If it's a separate game that's just using the same name or whatever, I'll add it alongside your other one.

It's a different game, but it's a continuation, so I guess it should go in the old one.

[Aldurin]

Oh god I could rip Wesnoth sprites into there and fuck with the colors and it would look better.

I vote for the electric one, you probably have to pickpocket giovanni for it first. Or mug the pipsqueak.

I actually vote for the pet rock with a parasite growing in it.

[Grimpond]

fishsticks

[bluestarultor]

I saw the sprites that were linked to, too. I'd say they are made well, but conceptually not that great.

I'd take that water/ghost over Black/White's any day, though.

I think we're forgetting that Pokemon's designs have never been conceptually that great. They're pretty much all variants on real bugs and animals, or at least legends. Like, Lapras = Nessie, Scyther = praying mantis, and the three original starters were a salamander, turtle, and dinosaur with a bulb on its back. It's just amazing how we see things from our childhoods through rose-tinted glasses.

[PCD]

I still want to punch whoever came up with Luvdisc in the face.

On slightly more related topics, those sprites really are pretty well done. Particularly in comparison to what this game actually gives us. Whether or not the pokemon themselves are any good is another matter entirely.

[Token]

Did some research. They are so much worse than I had imagined. Wow. (http://www.freewebs.com/topazdex/)

[Viridis]

Haha, Freewebs.

*clicks link*

Bwahahahaha

[synkr0nized]

It's a different game, but it's a continuation, so I guess it should go in the old one.

As a different game, though, it's not like it's connected, is it? Beyond what you are writing around it, I guess. Well, perhaps more to the point, is the story here meant to go along with/within/attached to the story/writings in the previous LP? If so, I should be able to magic this thread into that one.

In this post, synkr0nized admits to not reading in detail any of the Pokemon LP threads...


E: You know what, I'm thinking about this waaay more than anyone should. Generally speaking it's my opinion that something that's related to an existing LP as a part of it should remain in that LP. But now I see what you're doing [having checked up on Asshat's adventure there] and and it also makes sense in this format, as it is a new game that your bridging into with your dude and the story you're telling. In that sense, what I'll do, if you've no objections, is associate them as one entry in the LP sticky but have the links to each thread.

Keep on keepin' on.

[Token]

Different games, the story goes together. Sorry about that.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Good god those are ugly, ugly pokemon. I'm respectful of other peoples work but these are just unforgivable. It's like a crime to society. I'd truly go out of my way to help these guys with designs if things weren't already done.

Rant aside choose the Fire starter, it's less ugly.

[Melfice]

Yeah, go with the dog.
Goddamn, this looks horrid. Please make it work... :ohdear:

EDIT: You may have wanted to wait for this one (http://www.pokemontopaz.net/story/).
It's not as in-your-face with the whole Team Rocket stuff, but it looks a GREAT deal better.

I mean, look at this 'mon! http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k1/BlackShadowmon3/Topaz%20Fronts/429.gif
It's an Electric/Fighting mountain gorilla!

EDIT AGAIN: Oh. It's an RPG Maker project. NEVER MIND!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

What have you done. What have you DONE.

[Geminex]

This is gonna be so bad it's good. I mean, the story, the sprites... the gods weren't kidding about the whole 'hell' thing, were they?

It's all horrendous. This is gonna be great.

Though, are you sure that more work went into the game itself? It'd really suck if it corrputs your save or something halfway through.

[Nikose Tyris]

Yeah, go with the dog.
Goddamn, this looks horrid. Please make it work... :ohdear:

EDIT: You may have wanted to wait for this one (http://www.pokemontopaz.net/story/).
It's not as in-your-face with the whole Team Rocket stuff, but it looks a GREAT deal better.

I mean, look at this 'mon! http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k1/BlackShadowmon3/Topaz%20Fronts/429.gif
It's an Electric/Fighting mountain gorilla!

EDIT AGAIN: Oh. It's an RPG Maker project. NEVER MIND!

Hilariously, actually hacking new pokemon games isn't hard. At all. I'm tempted to get the ROM file from Token and do a sprite replace, at least.

Edit again: Oh no. I think I just had another bad idea.

[Token]

Yeah, go with the dog.
Goddamn, this looks horrid. Please make it work... :ohdear:

EDIT: You may have wanted to wait for this one (http://www.pokemontopaz.net/story/).
It's not as in-your-face with the whole Team Rocket stuff, but it looks a GREAT deal better.

I mean, look at this 'mon! http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k1/BlackShadowmon3/Topaz%20Fronts/429.gif
It's an Electric/Fighting mountain gorilla!

EDIT AGAIN: Oh. It's an RPG Maker project. NEVER MIND!

Y'know, a friend pointed that out to me over the summer, and while it looks good on the surface, we felt that it's not that great. For one thing, the trainer sprites are horrendous. So are the ones in the Topaz I'm playing, but I feel that's part of it's charm. For another, Light types, Light types everywhere. As far as I'm concerned, they type's are fine as they are; throwing an unneeded Light type in just to counter Dark types (even though Dark types are supposed to be the thematic foil to Fighting and Psychic) strikes me as unneeded. Just my opinion though.

What have you done. What have you DONE.

The best thing.

This is gonna be so bad it's good. I mean, the story, the sprites... the gods weren't kidding about the whole 'hell' thing, were they?

It's all horrendous. This is gonna be great.

Though, are you sure that more work went into the game itself? It'd really suck if it corrputs your save or something halfway through.

I doubt that'd happen. Despite how horrible the fakemon, trainers, overworld and dialog are, the scripting seems pretty damn sound.

Hilariously, actually hacking new pokemon games isn't hard. At all. I'm tempted to get the ROM file from Token and do a sprite replace, at least.

Why would you want to mess with perfection?

[DarkDrgon]

I went through Topaz until my first battle. all the moves are renamed, in the stupidest manner.

[Nikose Tyris]

Why would you want to mess with perfection?

I'd want to collect up 'submission' sprites from people. Just like, 1 pokemon sprite each. hand out a template to use, even.

Then slap them into a game, give them designated spots to appear. Anyone who wants to make one, can.

And that would be the best christmas ever.

[Token]

What. Oh god, this just keeps getting better.

Current vote tally:
Grass... thing: 2 (You two should be ashamed of yourselves. So ashamed.)
Pupyro (FUCK YEAH): 8
Fishsticks: 8

Gonna pick once I get 20 total votes.

EDIT: and I just got another vote for the Grass monstrosity. My friends suck. One vote left.

[Aldurin]

Grass... thing: 2 (You two should be ashamed of yourselves. So ashamed.)

. . .

EDIT: and I just got another vote for the Grass monstrosity. My friends suck.

Wait, does that mean that the people who voted grass are your friends? I'm having trouble with the math here.

[Token]

One vote for the grass was from a friend of mine, as was one vote for the fire.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I vote grass cause I hate you.

[Token]

I vote grass cause I hate you.

I raised six butterfree for you, you bastard.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I vote fishsticks again.

[Arcanum]

I officially change my vote from Fishsticks to Pupyro. Mainly because a gladiator dog is better than... whatever the hell Fishsticks turns into.

[Lost in Time]

I see this going so much farther down the spiral with Pupyro. I choose him.

[Aldurin]

Using pokemon as minions is for cowards, beat up everything with your bare hands.

I change my vote to fire as grass ones usually aren't optimal statwise if you like offensive battling, and fire has always been awesome in battle.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Fishsticks!!!

DEMOCRACY BE DAMNED!

[bluestarultor]

I'm changing my vote from water to fire.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I raised six butterfree for you, you bastard.

Hahahaha, why would you trust me! I'm a fucker! I get off on your torment!

[Viridis]

People changing from water to fire
You all suck.

CAPTURE A SHAKE WEIGHT.

[Aldurin]

I have this feeling that Joey is gonna inexplicably call Asshat again.

The murder-spree following it will be glorious.

[Fenris]

Fishsticks!

[Token]

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/001-4.png
This is hideous, but it's not nearly as bad as the other two...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/002-4.png
The shake-weight is also hideous as fuck.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/003-4.png
In fact, everything I've seen here so far has been balls-ugly.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/004-3.png
Those aren't moves. What the fuck? Dog thing, scratch it or something, I dunno.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/005-3.png
Okay. Gonna guess that's a Steel type. Fantastic. This isn't going to take a stupidly long time.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/006.png
Oh wait yes it is.
SEVEN MILLION "SCRAPES" LATER:
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The thing that angers me most is that my being here technically is divine intervention.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/008.png
Actually, no. What pisses me off is that you, the leader of a criminal organization that spans continents, couldn't handle a level two weight-dog-thing.
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Suddenly, the incompetence of the rest of the Rockets makes perfect sense.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/010-4.png
Yes, that would be the logical outcome to this turn of events.
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Sure. Whatever. When I run this empire, I'm burning your lab down.
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"Definately?" I hate you so much.
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Again, it was level two. You're a former Gym Leader.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/014.png
Fantastic. I've always wanted to be somebody's StarscreamDragon.
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I'm overjoyed. There is so much joy.
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Doo-doo-whatever.
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I never pass up an opportunity to nickname something.
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Never.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/020-3.png
To defeat the huns?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/021-4.png
Yes, that tends to happen in every fucking region ever.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/022-4.png
Wait, what. If I beat them, I don't even have to steal them. They are legally obligated to give me the badges. Except for Clair, that stupid c-
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-an't believe you think anyone would willingly purchase any of the monstrosities in this region.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/024.png
I say catch deez.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/025-4.png
Please, what are you gonna do? Hell, you don't even know what stereotype you're trying to be! You dress like a mafia jackass, and yet you talk like a chav.
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What.
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What?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/028-4.png
What!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/029-4.png
I didn't. I said. Wha. Fuck.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/030-4.png
I would be thrilled if you dropped dead.
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Fan-fucking-tastic. Hopefully people outside of that town won't be this blatantly fucktarded.
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Those aren't even real things I refuse to believe it
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/034-4.png
and that's not even a real move clearly you just learned Focus Energy you stupid fuckstain
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This hill looks like a snake? Are you crazy?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/037-4.png
That is the most pathetic snake I have ever seen, and I used to own a Dunsparce.
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Thank you for telling me something that literally everyone on the planet knows.
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What are the odds of the people here not being stupid chavs?
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Nonexistent. Good to know.
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Right, time to heal.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/043-4.png
...While that is certainly a sound and entirely justified policy, I feel you should know that if you don't fucking heal my Pokemon right the fuck now I will fucking burn this entire city down.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/045-4.png
That's what I fucking thought.
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Thank you. Peace the fuck out.
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I can already tell I'm going to hate it here.
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I'm a Team Rocket executive.
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O...kay then.
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Ah, children. The bane of Rockets everywhere.
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Caves are dumb.
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Wait what there are exactly two exits and this cave is pretty much an L shape.
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I... I honestly don't think I've ever met anyone as stupid as you. Not even that dude who sat outside and waited for the time to change.
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My standards are already so, so low, and yet these people fail to meet the bar. It's pretty spectacular.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/058.png
On the subject of spectacular failures!
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Oh, slutmuffin!
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Advancing the plot.
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I know, but it has to happen sooner or later, right? You're allegedly my rival, so the obvious trope would be a quick battle. You up for it?
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That's the spirit. Also, I outrank you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/064-3.png
Let's get this over with.
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Oh, you picked the fishdick. That's... wow.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/066-3.png
I almost feel bad for you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/070.png
Not bad enough to let you win though.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/071-4.png
Da-ding, bitch. :cool:
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Woah, what. That is... this wasn't... you don't think... what?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/073-4.png
I'm sure you weren't.
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People who say "may of" will never become the best at anything, you inarticulate bumblefuck.
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"im?" That doesn't even resemble English. :raise:
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I suppose it is nice to have dreams. Even if they are entirely unobtainable.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/078-4.png
Then don't step in the grass, you utter shitstain.
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I'm not entirely sure why, but I think I should go bug Georgio Armani.
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We're both going to the same place, you enema-sniffing Beiber fan.
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Geege. What up?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/083-4.png
Like Chris beat Rihanna.
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Your offering will not make me spare your life after my inevitable coup.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/085-4.png
Especially if it's just a Pokedex. Fuck those things.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/086-4.png
Ugh.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/087-4.png
Although, I haven't been able to reach Bulbapedia since I got here.
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Might as well use this for now...
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English, motherfucker.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/092-4.png
Wait. So, you stole this "valuable" item that has a built in tracking device. Are you stupid? I mean, yes, obviously, you are, but this is so beyond your usual level of idiocy that... I literally cannot even describe just how... ugh.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/093-3.png
Why are you talking, grunt?
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I'd much rather not get herpes.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/095-4.png
Doo-doo-doo-underwhelming!
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I suppose they'll work for now.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/099-4.png
I ain't even bothered.
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At the risk of sounding uncouth, watch deez.
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Whoopdefuckingdoo. I'm sure that'll thrill the police.
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Goddammit.
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What do I have to answer to make sure you never speak to me again?
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Don't say "must of." It angers me.
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Consider yourself a game character, cuz you got one-upped.
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Why?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/108-3.png
That is... actually a fantastic reason. :raise:
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Doo-doo-doo-shoes!
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What the fuck did you just say?
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A TARDIS is a "sexy beast." Baby Spice is a "sexy beast." Neil Patrick Harris is a "sexy beast." These shoes are not.
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Oh, thank you Arceus.
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Fuck the popo, fuck Giovanni, and fuck you.
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Better idea: I'm gonna go catch Pokemon and never come back here ever.
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Why the fuck not.
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Even the Pokedex seems dumber than usual. :raise:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/120-4.png
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/121-4.png
IF YOU ACT NOW...
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WE'LL THROW IN WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS!
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YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT'S NUTS!
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NOT TO MENTION THIS DISGUSTING SON OF A BITCH!
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A ZERO DOLLAR VALUE, ALL YOURS FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF THREE POKEBALLS!
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:crossarms:
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New route get!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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What am I even looking at.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/134-4.png
And that thing, what is it.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/135-4.png
You're shitting me.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/136-3.png
NONE OF THESE ARE REAL THINGS. Fuck it, I'm gonna go beat the shit out of a trainer to cheer me up.
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UGH FINE FUCK YOU.
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That entry was so badly written that it physically hurt me. You can't do that!
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Blessed be his noodly appendage.
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Well, gee. That isn't suspicious.
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What a goddamned surprise.
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I am so surprised. Can't you tell.
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Cracka, you dumb.
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Oh no. First trainer. One Pokemon. This could be bad. I swear, if he sends out a Normal type...
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This is unacceptable.
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Stache, fuck up this Joey-clone.
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Oh sweet fucking PokeChrist, he even talks like him!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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I've got a better idea. How about I don't do that, and you die slowly.
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Forgive me if I don't shake in my boots.
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It's like a Wurmple that a Snorlax sat on. Or possibly your mother. I'm not sure.
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Da-Ding.
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The point is, the Bugs here suck. I miss Kittan.
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I'm on the road to... Venus City? Caught some 'Mons along the way. I'm on the road to Venus Ciiity. Gonna get the badge and the power to play.
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You talkin' to me?
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Fine. But only because I hate you with the force of a thousand suns.
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Those things really aren't in-TIN-midating. :cool:
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Whu...what. It's wing. Biology. Birds don't work like. What.
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Oh thank Zapdos, it's dead...
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Yes. Yes you were.
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Holy fucking shit. You might be the most intelligent person I've met so far.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/175-3.png
And I spoke too soon. Far too soon.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/177-3.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/178-3.png
Good job, disgustingly hideous Fighting type!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/179-2.png
I used the equivalent of Tackle until your "Pokemon" fainted. Clearly I must have cheated.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/180-3.png
What can I say? They see my trainin', they hatin', patrollin' and tryin' ta catch me fightin' dirty.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/181-3.png
That's... special.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/182-3.png
I'm so fucking frightened.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20002/183-3.png
Okay. Next stop, gym.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Is this punishment for my crimes? Cause oh man are these pokemans awful.

[greed]

Good lord this is worse than Quartz. Nothing has quite hit Babos levels of horror though.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

lol Tsundere.

And is anyone else seeing a Doctor Who reference in Ramen's species? (http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Ood)

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Could be a mind flayer, could be Cthulu reference.

[Locke cole]

Man, when you finally run into a trainer, you should try using pokéballs on their not-pokémon.
See if the game still tells you not to steal stuff, or if it acknowledges that you're a thief.

Also: I'm scared. Is the "annoying kid in the way" supposed to be this "region"'s version of the small trees that you cut down?

[Token]

Rest of the update was edited in.

lol Tsundere.

And is anyone else seeing a Doctor Who reference in Ramen's species? (http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Ood)

A Doctor Who reference would be a Good Thing. This is Topaz, there are no Good Things.



Also: I'm scared. Is the "annoying kid in the way" supposed to be this "region"'s version of the small trees that you cut down?

Case in point. They are indeed the small trees.

[Locke cole]

Oh god.

I don't think I want to know what HM01 is in this region.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Man go find all the goths and beat the shit out of them. Find some kind of rainbow monstrosityfirst though.
Is there a full list of pokemon anywhere?

[Marc v4.0]

Is there a full list of pokemon anywhere?

In Hell, I'd bet

[Token]

Haven't seen one anywhere. There have been attempts, but they all ended fairly quickly. It wouldn't surprise me if they all killed themselves due to the horror.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

We should trace the IPs, break into their houses, only to find fly ridden corpses surrounded by indecipherable symbols written in their own blood.
On secondthought, we should probably put some contingencies in place for this lp.

[Marc v4.0]

like C-4

[Geminex]

On secondthought, we should probably put some contingencies in place for this lp.
Good idea. Nominate "Kill it with fire". If anything goes badly. That is to say, MORE BADLY. If that's even possible.
Anyway, all in favor?

Is there a full list of pokemon anywhere?
Nooo! I don't want horror-spoilers! Let's do it the slow way, one-by-one. I can hardly wait to see what the legendaries look like! Betcha they have, like, no dignity whatsoever?

[Token]

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20001/001.png
Considering this is the title screen...

I'm tempted to actually try to catch as many of these monstrosities as I can. Just to spite you all. On the other hand, I don't want to risk the game destroying what's left of my mind... So, I'll leave it up to you fuckers to decide my fate. Just get past the league, or get past the league while catching them all?

[Professor Smarmiarty]

CATCH THEM ALL MOTHA FOKKER!

[Locke cole]

Knowing the Sinnohdragons, you probably have to.

[Marc v4.0]

CATCH THEM ALL MOTHA FOKKER!

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4549162/ScruffySecond.jpg

[Geminex]

Indeed. Gotta catch them all. This will be the most complete playthrough of Topaz of all time.
Your sanity be damned.

GOTTA CATCH THEM AAAAAALLLLL

[Aldurin]

Curious question, did they rename all of the types like they did the moves?

And why do I get this feeling topaz region is where all of the stoner-idiot-dropouts go?

And yes, catch every "pokemon" and evolve all of them. I want to see your sanity die like a snake that's on fire and hopped up on LSD.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Those things are blights on humanity, God's TAINT!!! Just get through the league and forget these ever existed.

[Token]

Types are the same. And since you're all bastards (especially Mac), I guess I'll be catching them...

No clue when the next update will be, Tech Week starts this weekend, so most of my free time will be taken up by this play.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Types are the same. And since you're all bastards (especially Mac), I guess I'll be catching them...


:(

I was trying to be nice...

[Token]

Try harder.

[Nikose Tyris]

just tried a tineye search for more information on the game.

Not a single "Topaz" response. First response was "Black Shadow".


uuuuuuuuugh

[Token]

That's not even a little reassuring. D:

[akaSM]

Catch them and then make an actual pokedex, everyone should know about your efforts. Also, sanity is overrated. Is there a sister version to this...game?

[Tev]

See if you can catch one of these...

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs20/f/2007/229/d/2/Pokemon_Topaz___Scrapish_by_Neslug.png

EDIT: Also I found this sprite list (http://www.pokemontopaz.net/sprites/) but it doesn't seem to be the one we are using sadly.

[Token]

Yeah, that's an entirely different Topaz, unfortunately. And no, there is no sister version to this game.

[Locke cole]

See, you can tell because that Scrapish thing almost looks decent.

The concept has potential, anyway.

this game has lame hot-dog puns and amazing gameplay twists like substituting trees with little kids that I can only assume you kill to get rid of.

[Token]

hot-dog puns

MotherFUCK.

[Locke cole]

Heheheh.

[Token]

That's just so fucking bad. I mean even I think that's bad, and I did that episode full of ice puns and goddammit. i was holding up relatively well, but that realization did a lot of damage. I'm not certain I'll be able to make it past the first badge before my head explodes.

fucking hot dog, that's not okay

[Loyal]

hot-dog puns...Oh. Oh god. What.

Why would you even do that? D:

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I'm totally missing the hot-dog pun?

[Locke cole]

I'm totally missing the hot-dog pun?

Clifford is a Fire-type who just so happens to look like a dachshund (the most hot-dog-looking of all breeds of dog.).

[Loyal]

And its Pokéname is "Mutton."

[Arhra]

Guess it's a sheepdog.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

OH I was expecting better-which is probably a mistake with this game. I saw the mutton and was like "Well it's meat... not hotdog met though..."

[The Argent Lord]

I actually found the full pokedex, but I think I'd rather wait and see people's reactions as they show up one by one. You get sort of deadened to the pain after 50 or so.

[Token]

The pain won't go away. I'm only 19 Pokemon in as of the end of Chapter 3, and I want to cut my eyes out forever.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I'm expecting this to end in a way similar to the original ending of Conker's Bad Fur Day: With Token killing himself.

Alternatively, he beats Topaz, sets it aflame, beats Red, sets him aflame, and then commits suicide.

[bluestarultor]

Oh god.

I don't think I want to know what HM01 is in this region.

The scary thing is if they had any kind of true evil in them, it would still be Cut.


Since they're probably not so much evil as stupid, it'll probably be "Skare" or something. :raise:

[Locke cole]

I'm expecting this to end in a way similar to the original ending of Conker's Bad Fur Day: With Token killing himself.

Alternatively, he beats Topaz, sets it aflame, beats Red, sets him aflame, and then commits suicide.

Or it ends like Quartz, with Token in an insane asylum all along.

[Token]

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/001-4.png
Well, that sounds the exact opposite of threatening.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/002-4.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/003-4.png
As does that.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/004-3.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/005-3.png
People need to stop telling me things I already know.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/006-4.png
So I guess this is the Gym?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/007-4.png
This looks nothing like it does on the outside.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/008-4.png
Pretty sure I would. Clifford me be an abomination, but he's a Fire type abomination.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/009-4.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/010-4.png
But I am amazing. I am so amazing.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/011-4.png
That's not even a little like the truth.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/012-4.png
Who the fuck are you, how the fuck do you know me, and who the fuck gave you permission to speak?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/013-4.png
He is not making even a little sense. He's got about as much sense as Helen Keller.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/014-4.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/015-4.png
I entirely disagree. Also, I'd like to point out that you're fucking stupid.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/016-3.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/017-4.png
Yes it does, you inarticulate bumblefuck.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/018-3.png
Stan, preemptively shut the fuck up.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/019-3.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/020-3.png
Oh, for fuck's sake. Y'know what, screw this. I'm taking a lunch break.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/021-4.png
Don't care. I'm going to 5 Guys.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/022-4.png
I'm off-duty.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/023-4.png
Would you shut the fuck up?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/024-4.png
Make yourself useful. Transport me to the nearest burger joint.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/025-4.png
I am going to eat so many burgers, I will singlehandedly obliterate the Miltank population. :dance:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/026-4.png
Wait, what? You mean you just took me away from him and didn't follow my orders?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/027-4.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/028-4.png
I am a fucking Executive!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/029-4.png
I swear to Dennis...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/030-4.png
why would you even catch that it can't even attack yet
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/031-4.png
And that thing is just hideous.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/034-4.png
I know how to catch Pokemon, dammit!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/035-4.png
All my fucking rage.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/036-3.png
I suppose on the bright side, the stupidity is over now.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/037-4.png
Of fucking course it isn't Why would I even think otherwise?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/038-4.png
But first wha-
...
...
...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/039-4.png
Did you chloroform me? :raise:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/040.png
Fuck that noise. BOTHER.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/041-4.png
Yes it fucking is.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/042-3.png
As Mozart would say, Leck mich im Arsch.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/043-4.png
I will have your parents murdered, leaving you to fend for yourself on the cold streets. Only they won't be cold, because I will light you on fire.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/044-3.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/045-4.png
The fact that you seem to think I'm not going to burn this entire goddamn city to ashes.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/046-4.png
Outstanding. Anyway, like I said a while ago, I'm gonna go take my lunch break. See you next week.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/048-4.png
Not even remotely.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/049.png
It's not "like" that; it is that.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/050-4.png
Whoopde. Fucking. Doo.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/051-4.png
Oh, what?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/052-4.png
They're still separate buildings! That was so totally pointless!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/054-4.png
Poison usually isn't fun.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/055-4.png
Ugh. That's almost as annoying as when I can't find that damn fourth Chaos Emerald. Okay, yes. I swear all the time in this thing. But that just seemed sort of gratuitous, and from what I've seen, there is a shitton of swearing for the sake of being "edgy" in this game. It lacks my fuckmongous talent at the art of profanity.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/070-4.png
There are too many caves in this region. :crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/071-4.png
I suppose at least here I won't have to fend off an infinite number of Zubat and Geodude...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/072-4.png
Instead I have to fight these stupid floating scrotum things.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/073-4.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/074-4.png
So these are Geodude. That don't have arms, or anything that even resembles a good design.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/075-4.png
Arceus must have been drunk as fuck.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/076-4.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/077-2.png
But not as drunk as whoever wrote these Pokedex entries.
That joke is brilliant, fuck you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/079-4.png
Fucking caves. :argh:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/080-4.png
Doo-doo-doo-doo!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/081-4.png
That's dumb. You're dumb.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/082-4.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/083-4.png
Fair enough.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/084-4.png
Congratulations. I don't give a flying fuck.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/085-4.png
Wait, that was your battle speech?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/086-4.png
I still don't give a flying fuck.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/087-4.png
And you just sent out a flying fuck. I forgot how hideous those things were.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/088-4.png
Lovely? :raise: Skittles was lovely. Wallace was lovely. Hell, even Leafyhed was sort of adorable. But those monstrosities you sent out? Not. Even. Close.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/089-4.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/090-4.png
Everyone here has a horrible sense of what is beautiful. It's like I'm talking to fucking Insane Clown Posse. Fucking Topaz, how does it work?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/091-3.png
Is that plane parked in the water? :raise:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/093-3.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/094-4.png
No. I'm all of them.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/095-4.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/096-3.png
So. Fucking. Hideous.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/097-4.png
It's pretty scary how lame these references are getting. That's at least four total Bionicle ones.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/098-3.png
Doo-doo-doo-doo.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/099-4.png
The sad thing is, this kid hasn't said anything, so he's the least annoying person I've seen so far.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/100-4.png
What?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/101-4.png
And suddenly it all makes sense. Horrible, horrible, sense.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/102-4.png
Everything is so hideous. :crying:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/103-4.png
Did you... did you actually just say "OMG?"
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/104-4.png
For Lugia's sake, speak English, you limey fuck!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/105-4.png
Ugh. Forests.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/106-3.png
I suppose that maybe makes sense?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/107-4.png
Oh? We'll see about that!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/108-3.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/109-4.png
I'm not even gonna go into how little sense that makes.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/110-4.png
Because I couldn't think of a beetle Transformer off the top of my head and goddammit GOLDBUG shit why did I only just think of that
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/111-4.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/112-4.png
"Huge horn." "No matter how big or small." The phallic imagery is strong with this one.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/113-4.png
As are the nerdy book references.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/114-4.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/115-4.png
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/116-3.png
My Bootag's so bootylicious.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/117.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/118-4.png
what is this
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/119.png
:crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/120.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/121-4.png
What's that? I need more nerdy nicknames?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/122-4.png
I hope that will suffice. :::;D
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/124-4.png
The fuckin' popo man.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/125-3.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/126.png
Who are you, by the way?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/127-4.png
Ah. You're an idiot who's being chased by a bigger idiot. Good to know.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/128.png
"Three or four seconds, in fact."
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/129-4.png
Wait, only trying? You useless fuck. Take him away, officer.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/130-4.png
He's just a waste of a paycheck.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/131-4.png
Wait what why are you behind me?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/132-4.png
You utter pussy.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/133-4.png
Be a bigger stereotype.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/134-4.png
I sort of doubt that's how the police force works.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/135-4.png
Y'know, when I told you to "be a bigger stereotype," I was being sarcastic.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/136-3.png
OH DEAR ARCEUS. IT'S LIKE THE BLUE BADGER AND STEWIE GRIFFIN HAD HORRIBLE UNHOLY SEX.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/137-4.png
Burn it, Clifford! Burn everything!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/139-4.png
No. No I'm not.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/140-4.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/141-4.png
Fair enough. Feel free to go after this fuckwad, but stay out of my way.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/142-4.png
Be quiet, Chaz. The grownups are talking.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/143-4.png
Peace.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/144-4.png
What did I say about talking?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/145-4.png
I suppose you might not be entirely useless.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/146-4.png
I stand corrected. It's a Great Ball, you jizz encrusted compost heap.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/147-4.png
Well, it is, and you are.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/148-4.png
Woo.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/149-4.png
Doo-doo-doo-doo.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/150-4.png
We?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/151-3.png
Fuck you, guy.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/155-4.png
Once again, no taste.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/156-4.png
Also, I strongly doubt they're anything that even resembles "invincible."
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/157-4.png
Especially because I'm rocking a Fire type.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/158-4.png
Told you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/159.png
Having more Bugs than imaginary constructs isn't really something to brag about.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/160-4.png
What, did that hurt your feelings?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/161-4.png
Oh dear god, no.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/162-4.png
Imagine this, only six freaking times in a row.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/163-4.png
No. The Aesop you need to take from this is that I am better than you in every conceivable way.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/164-4.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/165-3.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/168.png
Wait, Poloon is that disgusting Grass starter, right? You don't deserve this.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/166-4.png
Doo-doo-doo-yoink!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/167-4.png
No. You have one of those things. You aren't responsible enough to use items.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/169-4.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/170-4.png
I'm not gonna lie, I have no clue what I'm looking at.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/171-4.png
All I know is that it's putting its hands up cuz they're playing it's song. So the Butterfree fly away.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/172-3.png
FINALLY. That forest was insane.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/173-3.png
There are a lot of different monstrosities, but I don't think I've seen a single Pokemon.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/174-3.png
Yes, that is certainly a fact that everyone knows.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/175-3.png
Fuckdammit, this isn't news.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/176-3.png
Are the people here really so stupid that they need signs dotted throughout the region that will tell them that?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/177-3.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/178-3.png
Ask a stupid question...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/179-2.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/180-3.png
I'm in shape. Hell, I could stand to gain some weight.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/181-3.png
That's. What. I. What?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/182-3.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/183-3.png
Oh sweet zombie Arceus, no...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/184.png
This annoys me more than words could ever represent.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/185.png
And there I was, thinking it couldn't get worse. WHAT AM I LOOKING AT.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/187.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/188.png
Why would you have three of those things?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/189.png
Just... stop talking. Now.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/190.png
I'm not even joking. Pirates are holy beings. Ramen and I don't appreciate this mockery of Pastafarian culture. This is just...
http://i56.tinypic.com/27yablt.gif
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/191.png
...This rock is about three feet from the ground. You really don't need rope.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/192.png
This is so dumb.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/193.png
You are really dumb, fo'real.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/194.png
I am about to facepalm so hard that smack will resound throughout the planet.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/195.png
I really doubt that.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/196.png
Put a shirt on, dammit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/197.png
I'd tell you people to stop sending out abominations, but I guess they're the only things here, aren't they?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/198.png
Still, you could try to use less abominable abominations.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/199.png
Or at least ones with better names. I mean Teaf? What the hell is that?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/200.png
It was both of your sorry asses.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/201.png
Almost there, fantastic!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/202.png
Dammit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/203.png
Double dammit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/204.png
Triple dammit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/205.png
Wait, that thing is a Dark type? What?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/206.png
Yeah, you go do that.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/207.png
Finally.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20003/208.png
That sounds like a challenge...

NEXT TIME: Stuff happens, I guess? I haven't even started playing yet. It's tech week, and I open in a few days, so my free time has been nonexistent lately. So, I'll post when I post. And I'm really sorry this one took forever, that won't happen again.

[Loyal]

Somehow the Gym Leader's reaction fails to surprise me.

I bet he gets bothered by Rocket grunts all the time trying to edge out a little glory, with their Poison and Dark types, and Stan's just like "Ha ha, what? Are you high?"

Of course he has yet to be properly acquainted with you...

[bluestarultor]

Oh, my God. I seriously laughed no less than five whole minutes when the "Chav" popped up. I'm still giggling as I type this. My cat came rushing in and started rubbing against me because she thought something was seriously wrong. :D :D :D

TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!

[Aldurin]

It makes me want to build a Pokemon Platinum hack that would fit Asshat's ideals, right until he gets the Fly HM which would crash him in a random city and everyone would start talking stupid.

And the reason the mart and pokecenter are together is to remove that ally between them where the psychics smoke their pot. That's the only rationalization of it.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Oh my God. That was wonderfully awful. I choked on a hot-dog when 'chav' appeared.

And the reason the mart and pokecenter are together is to remove that ally between them where the psychics smoke their pot. That's the only rationalization of it.

Yeah, it'd be so edgy and cool!

Still dreading HM001.

[Locke cole]

Heh. I think the worst part about that gym thing was that I could tell exactly what parts of Ruby/Sapphire they were trying to adapt there.

Still say you should be a real thief and try stealing monstrosities from trainers.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I agree with the above.

I'll be impresses if you can actually steal them.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I third steal pokemon.
Mostly cause I ahve o idea what the fuck is going on!

[Flarecobra]

I fourth it.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Fifth'd

[Aldurin]

I swear, why even bother having police if that's how effective they are. If I was that policeman, I would have shot Clifford and kicked Chaz in the nuts and dragged him off to jail, leaving Asshat behind after warning him about dressing up as Team Rocket for halloween.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

If I was that policeman, I would have shot Clifford and kicked Chaz in the nuts and dragged him off to jail, leaving Asshat behind after warning him about dressing up as Team Rocket for halloween.

TBH I'm glad you are not a policeman.
Actually why are the police after asshat. I don't think he's committed any crimes has he?

[Loyal]

I thank god that EvilEarl will never be a policeman.

Asshat hasn't committed any crimes, but he's probably throwing up some red flags for gang affiliation.

[Aldurin]

I thank god that EvilEarl will never be a policeman.

I wouldn't want to be one anyway, being a hired mercenary would pay better.

[Token]

Ignoring this utterly delightful conversation, all of Chapter Three is up now. I am really sorry that took so long, and I won't do the segmented thing again. That was unfair to you guys.

EDIT: On the other hand, the wait ended up giving me the perfect image for a joke I was going to do anyway. :D

[Aldurin]

I get it now, the pokemon league doesn't pay people to ship their dropouts to those regions. They pay people to ship their retards to those regions.

And there really needs to be destructible terrain beyond trees and rocks in pokemon.

I can't wait to see what else you will steal from children.

[Nikose Tyris]

Oodle = Ood, From Doctor Who.

My girlfriend looked at this thread and immediately called him out. "If you're going to make a terrible game, at least be originally terrible."

[Token]

I still maintain that any Doctor Who references would be a Good Thing and therefore they'd have nothing to do with Topaz, but at the same time, the thought of Ramen saying nothing but its name in BBC English entertains me.

[bluestarultor]

I still maintain that any Doctor Who references would be a Good Thing and therefore they'd have nothing to do with Topaz, but at the same time, the thought of Ramen saying nothing but its name in BBC English entertains me.

How would besmirching a fantastic series with horribleness be a Good Thing?

[Token]

Because a Doctor Who reference would make me smile, and this game has been systematically designed to make me feel horrible and hate everything.

[Token]

So, I'm playing right now. Went to go powerlevel, yeah? Guess what the fuck I saw. No. You're wrong. It's much. More. Horrible.

http://i53.tinypic.com/314to42.png

Fuck. This. Shit. I'm done. Forever.

[Fenris]

He has two pokemon! It can't be that bad!

[Token]

One of them is that stupid Rattata stand-in.

[Loyal]

And neither of them are likely to be Rattata.

[edit]Oh. :|

[Token]

This is just. Ugh. I was joking about the game being designed to hurt me, but now I'm not so sure. This is clearly the product of someone who hates me and wants to destroy any shred of happiness in my life.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

hahahahaha.

[Melfice]

This is just. Ugh. I was joking about the game being designed to hurt me, but now I'm not so sure. This is clearly the product of someone who hates me and wants to destroy any shred of happiness in my life.

For all it's flaws, you should have waited for that other Topaz game to get finished. Like I told you.

Naw, but seriously. That sucks, man.

[Ravashak]

Token snapped, all is right in the world again xP

[Flarecobra]

You can run with that. Make the character think "Ok, I'm offically in Hell." as "Joey" makes mention of his true form or something.

[Malek]

On the plus side, they don't have cellphones in this region, so at least he'll never ever call you or bother you again unless you let him.

[Aldurin]

On the plus side, they don't have cellphones in this region, so at least he'll never ever call you or bother you again unless you let him.

That is his only victory, nothing else, it revives that last shred of hope so that it can die again later.

[Locke cole]

Wait so is this Joey also Arceus?

[Token]

Wait so is this Joey also Arceus?

I haven't decided yet. I wasn't planning on that when I started brainstorming the "myth arc" for this volume.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

So, I'm playing right now. Went to go powerlevel, yeah? Guess what the fuck I saw. No. You're wrong. It's much. More. Horrible.

http://i53.tinypic.com/314to42.png

Fuck. This. Shit. I'm done. Forever.

Hey Joey Joe Joe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQW2t4SxvJ0)

[Token]

The wait until the next episode will be a little longer than normal. After all, it takes a while to record a song.

[Aldurin]

The wait until the next episode will be a little longer than normal. After all, it takes a while to record a song.

Wait, what?

[Token]

Wait, what?

can I make it anymore obvious?

[Loyal]

It had better be in rap format or so help me God.

[Token]

No. No it is not. It's a Sk8r Boi parody.

[Fusionman]

No. No it is not. It's a Sk8r Boi parody.

Your an asshole. I'll cut off your face. What more can I say?

[Flarecobra]

*Plays Bon Jovi's "Joey"*

[Ravashak]

Your an asshole.Wasn't he Asshat? xP

[Fusionman]

Fine. He's an asshat. He'll lose his face. What more can I say?

[Token]

Song's finished, as are three of the ones I planned for the last thread. However, the song makes more sense for Johto, seeing as it's sung to Joey. So it won't be in the next update. However, when I finish a few more songs, I'll make an Asshat Bandcamp account, put together an album, and put it up for free. (Also there will be an update in the next few days.)

Current songs finished:
1. Trainer Boi
2. Pokegear
3. Hey, Joey, Fuck You
4. Credits

Planned songs:
1. Kakuna Rattata
2. VS Red
3. The Lance Fight Rap
4. The original song I had planned for the Lance fight
5. Dammit Johto.

[Melfice]

Hey Joey, where you goin' with that ball in your hand
Hey Joey, I said where you goin' with that ball in your hand

I'm going down to fight with my Rattata
You know, it's in the top percentage in this land

Etcetera, etcetera.

(Yes. I know. Horrible.)

EDIT: Wait, shit. I was still supposed to be on break.
Oh, well. I guess I'm back?

[Aldurin]

What about "fuck you, I have a red Gyrados"?

[Fenris]

IASVVS Part 1 (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1052997&postcount=103)
IASVVS Part 2 (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1053221&postcount=123)
IASVVS Part 3 (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1053812&postcount=141)

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_01-3.png

And then it was suddenly morning. First stop, pokémon center!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_02-2.png

Who the hell are you? :raise:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_03-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_04-2.png

That needy prick.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_05-1.png

Ugh, fine... but it better be delicious.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_06-2.png

Do doo do dumb! http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_07-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_08-3.png

Hurrrrrrrr. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-haw1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_09-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_10-3.png

Hurrrrrrrr. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-haw1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_11-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_12-4.png

MAKE FRIENDS

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_13-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_14-4.png

Oh, I'll call him, alright... http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/smug1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_15-3.png

Asshole.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_16-4.png

Wa-fuckyou!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_17-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_18-4.png

You're retarded.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_19-4.png

Pretty much.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_20-4.png

Tree.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_24-4.png

OHGODITMOVES

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_29-4.png

The top percentage of rattata, yes.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_30-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_31-3.png

Yes. That was training. Not slaughtering. Training.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_32-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_33-4.png

Yes. Training.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_34-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_35-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_36-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_37-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_38-4.png

Do doo do dUseless! http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_40-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_41-4.png

Are... are you hitting on me? :raise:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_42-4.png

You are a tool.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_43-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_44-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_45-4.png

I'd rather consume my hat.

Cave Shenanigans:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_47-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_48-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_49-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_50-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_51-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_52-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_54-4.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

Azaela Shenanigans:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_56-4.png

JOEY.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_57-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_58-4.png

What? Oh! GOD no!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_59-4.png

Phew! :)

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_60-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_61-4.png

You are such a goddamn old man.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_62-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_63-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_64-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_65-3.png

Man, anybody who joins them for any reason must be a real asshat.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_66-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_67-5.png

They're also bad at supply and demand-based economics.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_68-5.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_69-5.png

Mmhm. :raise:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_78-5.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_79-5.png

You know what they say... always stay one lesson ahead of your students... :raise:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_83-5.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_84-5.png

Uh... sure.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_85-5.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_86-5.png

I hear ya, he's kinda stupid.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_87-5.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_88-5.png

...Everybody but me is retarded.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_89-5.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_90-5.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_91-5.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_92-5.png

... :raise:

3 seconds later...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_93-5.png

Mine's better.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_94-5.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_95-4.png

'Kay.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_96-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_102-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_09-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_10-2.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_11-3.png

........ http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-haw1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_13-3.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-swoon1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_16-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_17-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_18-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_19-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_20-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_21-3.png

Yeah sure whatever.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_22-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_23-3.png

Really!? I hadn't noticed!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_24-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_25-3.png

How convenient.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_26-3.png

Ugh, why did I come here?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_36-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_37-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_38-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_39-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_40-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_41-3.png

Right, so the old man could offer me balls.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_42-3.png

I'll pass...?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_43-3.png

Do doo do scarred-for-life! http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_44-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_47-3.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-saddowns1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_48-3.png

Let's just beat this stupid gym already.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_55-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_57-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_62-3.png

'Nuff said.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_63-2.png

'Ello poppet.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_64-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_65-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_66-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_67-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_68-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_69-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_70-4.png

Creepy monocolor bug kid vs. the best Raticate ever.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_72-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_73-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_75-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_76-4.png

You are so good at this.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_77-4.png

Well hello.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_78-4.png

1.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_80-4.png

2.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_81-4.png

3. I win.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_83-4.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/good1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_84-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_85-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_86-4.png

Ya damn straight it ain't.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_87-4.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_88-4.png

Not really a badge, but I'll take it.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_89-4.png

Oh. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_93-4.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_100-4.png

Everywhere ever is my bitch.

Token approached me and asked me to continue the series a 'lil bit ago and I had a spare minute during this thanksgiving break period so whelp.

[Dracorion]

Token approached me and asked me to continue the series a 'lil bit ago and I had a spare minute during this thanksgiving break period so whelp.

Why do you hate me Fenris? What did I ever do to you? :crying:

That being said, I see three pokemon on Joey's team. I call bullshit.

[Fenris]

Why do you hate me Fenris? What did I ever do to you? :crying:

That being said, I see three pokemon on Joey's team. I call bullshit.
You know what you did.

Also, egg, Flash slave.

[Token]

Fantastic, thanks! (Also, who the hell is enough of a pussy to need Flash?)

I'm currently on Ridiculous American Turkey Day Break, most of the writing for Chapter Four is finished, and I'm about halfway through playing Chapter Seven. I'm gonna try to get at least 4 and 5 up in the next two or three days, but as those unfortunate enough to follow my Twitter know, I'm sick as balls right now. As soon as I've posted this, I'm going back to sleep. After that, any time today I don't spend puking or shitting will be devoted to Asshat.

[Token]

Jegus fuck, this is update is late. Coincidentally, so is the time; it's 2:30 on the dot, and I'm just about to start writing. If you're seeing this text, I'm sorry, but this is another one of those partial updates I promised I wouldn't do anymore, most likely because I started to fall asleep midway through writing. Writer's block, cluster headaches, sickness, depression, school, and personal problems aren't conducive to a healthy update schedule, I'm afraid. Excuses, excuses, I know, but lately life has reached an unprecedented level of shittiness, even for me. I mean, jegus, I've been straight up suicidal the past two weeks; it's a little hard to focus on a Let's Play. But hey, you didn't come here to listen to me bitch and moan, you came for some goddamn abominations, so let's get on with it.

Chapter Four: Jaded

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/001.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/002.png
There is no way this isn't going to be horrendously stupid.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/003.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/004.png
Right, as always.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/005.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/006.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/007.png
I don't know if I'm more shocked by your allegation that something printed in this region full of incestuous mouth breathers makes sense, or the fact that any of you shits can read at all.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/008.png
Alright, let's see if this actually does make sense...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/009.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/010.png
What.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/011.png
The.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/012.png
Cock. That may be the single stupidest thing I have ever read.:raise:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/013.png
Pfft. Are you trying to be old school? Real gangstas play their Game Boy Bricks. Made of Nintendium, motherfucker.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/014.png
What the hell is a HufflepuffHexter.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/015.png
Fair enough, I guess.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/016.png
I... really have no response to that...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/017.png
I'd say "typical," but then again, these minichavs are actually in a school...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/018.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/019.png
Stop saying stupid shit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/020.png
Meh.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/021.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/022.png
Double Meh.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/023.png
Kay bye.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/024.png
Bet the stone was less weird looking than the "Pokemon."
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/025.png
No. Fucking. Way. That's shocking! You just blew my mind! :aaa:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/026.png
It's like a fucking mIrAcLe...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/027.png
Wow! Even more miracles!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/028.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/029.png
In my expert opinion, I do believe there is magic everywhere in this bitch.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/030.png
The what now.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/031.png
Why would you nickname that Woof "Thundog?" That's an absolutely horrible nickname!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/032.png
That is nothing like a sentence.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/033.png
I'm confiscating that shit. Go read a dictionary.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/036.png
Doo-doo-doo-ROLE MODEL!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/035.png
No.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/037.png
Why is that name ringing a bell...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/038.png
Oh lord. He sounds like almost as much of a virgin as people who do Let's Plays.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/039.png
I stand by what I said. Also, you will never amount to anything.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/040.png
That's dumb. You're dumb.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/041.png
I suppose that makes sense. Not even Silph would be desperate enough to open a branch here.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/042.png
Doo-doo-doo-BACKTRACK!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/043.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/044.png
Guns. Are. Not. Toys.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/045.png
Confiscated!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/046.png
Fuck you, you have a Poloon.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/047.png
More miracles!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/056.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/057.png
Meh.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/058.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/059.png
Might as well go train, I guess.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/060.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/061.png
Ugh. That thing is ugly even for these fucked up fuckmuffins. I mean, its coloring is pretty much shit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/062.png
I can guarantee I will never use one of these ever.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/063.png
That...voice...it couldn't be... could it?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/064.png
...
...
...
...
F.
FF.
FFF.
FFFF.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKK
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/065.png
FUCK YOU
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/066.png
FUCK THIS
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/067.png
GOD FUCK IT
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/068.png
MOTHER OF FUCK
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/069.png
FUCKING FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKED FUCK FUCKER
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/070.png
YOU SHIT TICKLING, SCROTUM GUZZLING, DUNSPARCE FUCKING COCKRING!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/071.png
FUCK YOU FORALWAYS
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/072.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/073.png
Wow. That's so stupid I can't even be angry anymore.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/074.png
I'm actually never going to use you, just because I can't pronounce your nickname.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/075.png
Bug Pokemon, or tough. You can only pick one. Or Kittan, I guess, but he's mine.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/076.png
Let's wrap this up quickly.
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And then Squick leaked UNSPECIFIED FLUIDS on them until they passed out.
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Yeah, you might want to clean those up...
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Also: ROLL CALL!
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I don't even want to know.
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He'll probably be somewhat useful, I guess.
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Sort of makes me miss Leafy...
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This guy is actually pretty much a powerhouse. Sure, it's stats are lower than the others, for the most part, but it has good-ish typing, and it has Dark moves, so it's pretty useful. I get the feeling he'll be pretty much untouchable until I start running into some stronger Fighting types.
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Right. Gym time...
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It's a phase.
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Why do trainers usually come to Gyms? I'm here to get the badge, fuckass.
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Dude, I haven't even broken the law yet.
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Um, no.
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FIGHT DA POWAH!
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I swear to Arceus. One pun from anyone in this gym, and I will burn this place to the fucking ground.
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Consider yourself warned. Don't want you to be shocked when it happens.
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Um. What.
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Oh, Zapdos! What did you just shoot at that poor thing?
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Squick's mostly good at... well, squicking me the fuck out, but that doesn't mean he can't hit you where it hertz.
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What? :raise:
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Um... I'm up for a rap-off, I guess?
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Alright. Someone, gimme a beat. Let's go.
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Let's get this started, let's end it quick,
You send out Buzzy, I called out Squick,
My puddle's Ground, 'gainst your lame Electric,
You might call it cheap, I don't give a frick.
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No way you'll have better luck here in round two,
Your Molecute don't know what to do,
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Cuz when you're up against TokenAsshat,
Ain't no doubt you'll just get broken go *splat.*

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Man what that ain't even the right type,
What happened to all that "Electric hype?"
But if you think that's enough to cause me trouble...
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Squick's Ground and Water! That's right, it's double!
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You have no hope of defeating me in a rap-off. I'm simply the best there is.
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Y'know, considering this region, I'm really glad you didn't just say I'd need a rubber.
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Okay, you motherfucker. I gave you amp-le warning about puns.
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This is gonna be easy as hell.
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There are so many things wrong with what you just said.
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Did the giant R on my chest tip you off? Anyway, I'm here for the badge.
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Yeah, that was... sort of the plan the entire time, y'know?
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BOSS BATTLE!
TokenASSHAT VS. ???
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What. Is that? It's surprisingly only partially re-volt -ing.
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Luckily, it's part Bug. And as a result, it's time for Clifford to do some assault and battery.
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Wait it's actually called Thundog? Why does it say "woof?" Watt the hell?
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Oh dear Mew, my eyes! Squick, kill!
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I am so glad I can't see what you just did.
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Gotta say, I expected more resistance.
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In that case, I'll ohmit burning your gym down.
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Woo.
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I dunno why you fuckers had to go and change all the names of moves.
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Double woo.
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That has absolutely nothing to do with electricity. :|
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Well, I pulled the plug on that fairly quickly.
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No, I'm actually Batman.
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Fuck you, I'm the hero this city deserves.
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No. That would be to obvious.
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CLIFF HANGER PART TWO

[Aldurin]

The prostitution line is a good change of pace from the standard poor grammar and cheesy lines.

But I would go pokemon trainer as not only would you be famous, but your pokemon would be sore instead of you.

[Nikose Tyris]

I've been waiting a long time for this update.

[Lost in Time]

I am totally re-pulsed by your puns in that gym battle. Go on, my friend.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

The sear amount of rage in that last update made my day.

Can't wait for the next update.

[Locke cole]

Oh god. Worst fears realized.

HM01 is Slice. Trees are replaced by little kids

I was holding out hope that it might've been something harmlessly dumb, like "scare", or something. I didn't want to believe the game was that depraved.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Why are you collecting gym badges? I'm a bit lost

[Token]

The prostitution line is a good change of pace from the standard poor grammar and cheesy lines.

But I would go pokemon trainer as not only would you be famous, but your pokemon would be sore instead of you.

what makes you think her pokemon wouldn't join in and get sore as well
Trainers gonna train, hookers gonna hook.

I've been waiting a long time for this update.

Tch. Should have waited another month before posting.

I am totally re-pulsed by your puns in that gym battle. Go on, my friend.

Ohm my god, I have had it with all these puns. I don't mean to be negative, but they're all old as well. Don't you have any more current jokes?

The sear amount of rage in that last update made my day.

Can't wait for the next update.

This one's only about two thirds of the way done. Stuff keeps coming up, and I haven't had much time to sit down and finish.

Oh god. Worst fears realized.

HM01 is Slice. Trees are replaced by little kids

I was holding out hope that it might've been something harmlessly dumb, like "scare", or something. I didn't want to believe the game was that depraved.

The game is always that depraved. Always.

Why are you collecting gym badges? I'm a bit lost

Pretty much because A) Giovanni told him to, and B) it's a decent way for his pet monstrosities to gain experience.

[Token]

TOKEN, WHAT THE HELL. You forgot to finish the last update for almost a MONTH. JEGUS FUCK. I'm going to post the last half of chapter four and the entirety of chapter five right the fuck now.

Scratch that. Going on hiatus until A) this headache is gone, B) I'm not depressed as shit, and C) I can go a day without a medical dilemma. Sorry. I just can't do this right now; there's been a lot going on in my life, it's all starting to overflow, and I don't have the energy to try to be funny right now.

[Locke cole]

Hey man, whatever you need. There's no reason to put a letsplay over yer health. Whenever you're ready.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Scratch that. Going on hiatus until A) this headache is gone, B) I'm not depressed as shit, and C) I can go a day without a medical dilemma. Sorry. I just can't do this right now; there's been a lot going on in my life, it's all starting to overflow, and I don't have the energy to try to be funny right now.

*hug* Don't wear yourself out just because of us. Get yourself some good rest, maybe fill up on some good holiday comfort food.

[Geminex]

Thirded. This can wait, conquer your real-life stuff first. God knows you've got enough.

[Token]

Token update: Life is still shitty, still in the hiatus-y mood, but I've got a few hours until my next class. No guarantee as to when the next bit will be up. The Christmas special, on the other hand, will be up in March.

No, that was not a joke.

Asshat update:

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Yes, I want the frikking Cutter. Why else would I even be in your stupid cave-home thing?
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Fucking Roc... Oh, right. They're with me. Good on 'em.
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I... really have no response to that. :raise:
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I care so very little.
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Dammit, Clark, I'm sorta busy here. Got henchmen to meet up with.
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And then Clifford burned the rock until it stopped moving.
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And then Squick did Dennis-knows-what to the other two.
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Yeah, sure, whatthefuckever.
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Oh, fantastic! Maybe now it will be less hideous!
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This is what happens when i hope for things. :(
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Seeing as my dog-lizard-hellbeast just learned a Fighting type move, yeah.
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Have I mentioned I hate you and everyone like you?
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That's not even a Dark type, you lying fucknugget!
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LIES. Nothing but lies.
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Only in the privacy of my own... that is not even remotely what you were talking about.
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Um. I realize that as an executive in a criminal organization, I'm not exactly the best role model. But do you really think it's wise to start partying when you're eight?
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That's hardly the way to respond to advice. :I
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The best way to confront these abominations is the judicious use of fire.
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Yeah, maybe.
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Lying is not cool. :raise:
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Neither is looking pretty much exactly like that boy I just defeated.
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Y'know, I'm still not entirely sure what I'm looking at.
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Who even says "cool" anymore? All the winners say "schway."
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Fun fact: Your classmates hate you. :knowledge:
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Anyone wanna explain to me why the popo have their own tunnel? Are my teammates really that inept what am I even saying of course they are.
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The boss arranged a rendezvous in the one place in the region that is named after the police. That's either really stupid, or really ballsy.
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Yeah, 'kay.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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Yeah, I got it.
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I just fucking said I remembered the plan. Get out of my cave. :crossarms:
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Exploran'!
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Helpan' the elderly!
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Findan' bitchan' shades!
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What no. These aren't spectacles. These are shades. The difference is that they are bitchin'.
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I just... y'know what, fuck it.
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These are yours now.
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Oh hey, a shiny.
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Already have a regular one, but what the hey. I'm a sucker for fabulousness.
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Because "Goldbug" would have been too obvious.
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Might as well complete my mission or whatever.
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Except a way out of this hellhole.
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Oh. Uh, good job on them, I guess.
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Hey! That's a load of... yeah, it wouldn't surprise me.
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Couldn't you just ask them to move? :raise:

EARLIER, ON AN ENTIRELY UNRELATED NOTE.
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Y'know what I hate, Tarantulas? Fucking shrubs, everywhere. Can't take one mewdamn step without seeing a fucking tree that needs to be cut down. So, this is your purpose. If you see any tiny green and brown shrubs, you cut the fuck out of those motherfuckers. Got it? Good boy. We will be friends forever until I move to Kanto and leave you behind forever.

MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE PRESENT.
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Yes. Yes he is.
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Nah. I'm a jerk, but I'm not that much of an assho-
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What.
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What?
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WHAT!?
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My fabulous bug is covered in the bloodstains of a small child. How do you think I'm doing?
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I mean, yeah, the kid would have grown up to annoy me. There's no doubt about that. But... killing it?
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That just seems sort of wrong. And no one in the building so much as zubats an eye about it!
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I mean, really... hang on, what?
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http://i51.tinypic.com/3338wuq.gif Godspeed, men. Godspeed.
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Yeah, I set up the Voltorb.
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Oh, that. In my defense, I do what I want. :crossarms:
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Oh, fantastic. I'm here to steal a letter or something from your boss.
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That is what I just said, yes.
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Your boss has it. I suggest you ask him. Now. :crossarms:
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Good boy.
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Figured as much.
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Hopefully, I won't have to.
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Yes, I can see that, you useless fuck.
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Would I be standing here otherwise? Anyway, you apparently have some super secret letter. I'm here to take it.
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Fair enough. Tarantulas! Terrorize!
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Fantastic. Thanks.
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Sure. But first, what in the seven levels of fucktardation is making that annoying beeping.
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I see. I'm taking this.
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Even better. If I destroy this one, I'll never have to hear that idiotic noise again. Otherwise, there's a chance you could mass produce these fuckers. I hate this region enough already, but if every mewdamn trainer I see has one of these, well, I'd just have to snap.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/235.png
Doo-doo-doo-yoink. So, does this do anything except beep?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/236.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/237.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/238.png
So it's pretty much a Pocket Monster Gear? Heh. If it wasn't for the STUPID MOTHERFUCKING PHONE THAT NEEDS TO DIE, I'd have loved my Pocket Monster Gear.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/239.png
No... phone.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/240.png
I'm keeping this. :dance:

[Locke cole]

...casual murder ain't cool, Topaz.

[Aldurin]

This is what happens when you let teenagers wield mutant monsters at their whim.

[Lost in Time]

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20004/196.png
Everything except a vowel, I guess.

Loving this.

[Geminex]

Haha, excellent!

[Viridis]

I think the fire dog's spine is on sideways.

[Token]

I think the fire dog's spine is on sideways.

Dude, I have been looking at that thing every day for like two months now, and I still don't know what the hell is going on with it.

[Token]

Hiatus is over. Turns out the more frustrated I get, the faster I can crank one of these out. On the other hand, for reasons which I don't feel like going into again, updates will be shorter than they usually are for a while.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/001.png
Oh, Arceus no. Y'know what, don't wanna deal with you now. Get the hell out of my way.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/002.png
I'll use big words until your head explodes, Chavette.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/003.png
Fuck you, I do what I want.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/004.png
I disagree.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/005.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/006.png
Oh sweet zombie Zapdos, stop being such a fucking tsundere. I'm not interested. At all.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/007.png
I still don't know who the hell parks a plane in water. How high do you have to even be?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/008.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/009.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/010.png
That high, apparently.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/011.png
Fuck the tom tom, and fuck you. I said nothing of the sort.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/012.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/013.png
Yeah, seriously, why the fuck did you land it there. It's a fucking water route, you dumb sack of shit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/014.png
I'm going to regret this, but whatever.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/015.png
This isn't even flying. We're just fucking floating. Not even in the sky, in the gogdamn water.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/016.png
This is just a really stupidly shaped boat, isn't it? :crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/017.png
Fuck off, Chaz.
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Luck doesn't matter when you're not a derptarded dumbass.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/020.png
Well fuck his shit; I want a Magikarp.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/021.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/022.png
Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of my thievery. It sounds something like "Doo-doo-doo-doo!"
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/023.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/024.png
I am never going to stop kicking your ass. :crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/025.png
The fuck sort of Gym has grass, and is this fucking dark?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/027.png
Better idea: fuck that, and fuck you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/028.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/029.png
You know what's fun? Burning everything.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/030.png
That move would keep its name, wouldn't it? Worst fucking thing, I swear to Dennis.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/031.png
Can you say "one-shot?"
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/032.png
Apparently no. You can't. :raise:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/033.png
Confuse Ray and Double Team? Oh, you can just fuck right off. :argh:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/034.png
That's right. My rage cures confusion.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/035.png
honk HONK motherfucker!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/036.png
Fuck Fury Swipes. :crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/037.png
But. It's a dog. That. I. What? :wtf:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/038.png
Yeah, whatever.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/039.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/040.png
What in the seven fucks does that have to do with Bug types?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/041.png
Touche.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/044.png
I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking at, or why it can learn Sweet Scent, but I know one thing...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/046.png
It burns just as well as everything else.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/047.png
That's not entirely stupid, I suppose.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/048.png
This, on the other hand, will be.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/050.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/051.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/052.png
Luckily, everything here is flammable.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/053.png
It would be much easier to list the ways in which you didn't fuck up.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/054.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/055.png
Okay, that was just all kinds of dumb.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/056.png
And I'm the guy who's gonna be owning your ass.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/057.png
It doesn't? I'm fairly certain it does.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/058.png
waitwoahwhat? That is not even a little what I meant!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/059.png
and holy fucksticks, what in the name of sanity have you got on your head?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/060.png
And what the Wrigley's doublefuck gum did you just send out?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/061.png
Oh, those are wings. And here I was thinking I was looking at a horrible, bruised, fucked up, dickhead.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/062.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/063.png
Regardless, it's flammable.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/064.png
Did a lot of damage though...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/065.png
Luckily, Squick should be tough enough to take this.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/066.png
What.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/067.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/068.png
What?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/069.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/070.png
Luckily, I had this...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/071.png
Doesn't make that any less sucky though.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/072.png
BATTLE OF THE CENTURY.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/073.png
Hahano, give me EXP.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/074.png
Your stupid... whatever the hell I'm looking at may be more powerful, but my stupid... whatever the hell I'm looking at is faster.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/075.png
Heh. I get it.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/076.png
Yes. Yes I did.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/077.png
No shit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/078.png
Doo-doo-doo-doo!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/079.png
Ugh. Flash. (also I doo-doo-doo-doo'd whatever the hell they're calling the TM for Bulk Up.) NEXT: TO THE CAVE.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/081.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/082.png
Correction. Next: to a faggy pirate. :crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/083.png
Well... at least it's not a Tentacool?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/084.png
Yay Tarantulas.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/085.png
:raise:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/087.png
Not on the first date, jackass.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/088.png
Oh. Right. Pirate.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/089.png
He had three of these, and for the life of me, I can't figure out what the hell they are.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/090.png
Damn right.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/091.png
:crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/092.png
This is going to suck.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/093.png
This is going to suck so bad.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/094.png
Um. What?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/095.png
Damn. Motherfucker teleports.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/096.png
Gonna catch this though.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/097.png
Dammit, Squick.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/099.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/100.png
Luckily, I found another one.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/101.png
Y'know what, I'd like to see you come up with a nickname for this thing. Get off my dick. :mad:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/102.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/103.png
A good day? In Topaz? Bullshit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/104.png
Dennis, I hate FFVII.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/105.png
I don't even know.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/106.png
Why is everything in this region impossible to nickname? What is this? A Ghost? Dark type?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/108.png
Fuck it, you're getting named after Deadman.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/109.png
Caves. I hate caves.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/110.png
HOW DID GOING UP THOSE STAIRS TRANSPORT ME SIDEWAYS.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/111.png
HOW DID GOING DOWN THOSE STAIRS MAKE ME GO UP AND RIGHT?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/112.png
THIS.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/113.png
FUCKING.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/114.png
STUPID.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/115.png
FUCKING.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/116.png
REGION.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/117.png
FUCK.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/118.png
Good thing I remembered to get Flash from that douchebag at the start of this Lovecraftian hellhole.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/119.png
...
http://i53.tinypic.com/n3r951.gif
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/120.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/121.png
YES I KNOW THAT YOU CLITMUFFIN.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/122.png
GIVE ME THAT.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/123.png
FUCK YOU AND EVERYONE YOU'VE EVER LOVED.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/124.png
I DON'T KNOW HOW IT LEARNED THAT AND I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO KNOW.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/126.png
It's a fucking miracle or something; no one gives a fuck.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/127.png
And then I found something I don't hate.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/128.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/129.png
Drilling... down? What is this bullshit?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/130.png
Keep your headdrill held high, Simon!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/131.png
What. :raise:
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I'm sure there is a totally logical name for this thing somewhere.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/134.png
But fuck that, I'm calling you Littlefoot.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/135.png
Fantastic, now I can hang myself later.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/136.png
There you are, you son of a cock.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/137.png
Shut up.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/138.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/139.png
Fuck Zoey, and fuck you for siring her. Also yeah, here's your stupid letter.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/140.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/141.png
That is what I just said, you thick fuck.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/142.png
Just take the damn thing before you say anything else that's stupid.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/143.png
Or just say more stupid shit. What do I know.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/144.png
Oh, yeah. This. Meh.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/145.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/146.png
Yay.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/147.png
I thought he was a commander? http://i55.tinypic.com/302t5r9.jpg
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/148.png
Whatever.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/149.png
You are so fucking incompetent.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/150.png
Him? Again?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/151.png
I am surrounded by dumbshits.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/098.png
...Fuck this shit.

[Loyal]

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/007.png
I still don't know who the hell parks a plane in water. How high do you have to even be?About five feet below sea level? :knowledge:

[Aldurin]

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/015.png
This isn't even flying. We're just fucking floating. Not even in the sky, in the gogdamn water.


Can't you tell? It's obviously . . .

:cool:

. . . hydroplaning.

YYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Flarecobra]

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20005/147.png


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/PyrosNine/Lets%20play/GS/faces/Garet2.gif This Beef?

[Thadius]

I am noticing a disturbing trend here. I resume my LP, and suddenly so do three other people. If my calculations are correct, by the time I start book two, more LP's than actually exist here will resume.

[Vauron]

I am noticing a disturbing trend here. I resume my LP, and suddenly so do three other people. If my calculations are correct, by the time I start book two, more LP's than actually exist here will resume.

I am okay with this.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Buxoth is a badass

[Fusionman]

So Token this game getting any worse?

[Token]

So Token this game getting any worse?

You'll see at some point in the next 24 hours. I'm definitely getting one update up, and possibly two.

[Token]

(A second update is almost definitely not happening today. Too much pain.)

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/001.png
Fuck the mission, I just need to get off this island.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/002.png
Dude, it's not even a fucking plane. :crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/003.png
I am more than willing to leave though.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/004.png
FINALLY.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/005.png
No. That fucking island had "CHAV CENTRAL," and you're concerned with the dumbass's mission? Are you that fucking stupid?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/006.png
...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/007.png
*Sigh* Fine.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/008.png
That... may be the single most awkward pick up line I have ever heard. :raise:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/009.png
Oh, it was a challenge. That's moderately less creepy.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/012.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/013.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/016.png
For an abomination, Shake-Wow! is surprisingly good at killing things.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/017.png
That's what happens when you're creepy.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/018.png
Stop saying creepy things.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/019.png
Dear fuck, I hate you people.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/020.png
Okay, Huey, just step back now. No way you can win.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/021.png
I. What.
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Holy shit that... thing? is fast.
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ARE YOU SHITTING ME. THAT'S IT. CLIFFORD. BURN IT TO DEATH, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A WATER TYPE.
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Good do... Pok... whatever the hell you are.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/026.png
Yeah, that's great, get out of my life.
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I am pretty thirsty...
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I'm going to call you Bob. :crossarms:
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Dude, that's bullshit. I haven't even done anything illegal.
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Listen, you scrotumsniffing douchetard, I could wipe the floor with any of these assholes.
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... Be right back.
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Shut up.
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Fight.
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Good.
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Clifford: initiate plan BURN EVERYTHING.
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Yes.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/041.png
Yeah, sure, whatever.
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Did... did you actually just say "there" instead of "they're?" How does that even happen? :raise:
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My Simon is better than you are.
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Fun fact: Whatever they put in the water in this region burns pretty damn well.
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Don't be a brontosaurus. :crossarms:
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...
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No. The joke is too obvious. Not gonna say anything about Falcon Punches.
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Nope. Firey punches will have not be mentioned or thought of at all.
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Godfuckingdammit. Well, at least no one made a pun about it...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/052.png
...you utter chode.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/053.png
OH COME ON.
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Fair enough.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/055.png
Doo-doo-doo-yoink.
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Better idea: I drill you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/057.png
That came out horribly wrong. Okay, just lemme whip out my drill and show you what I meant.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/058.png
There. Now everything is cleared up.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/059.png
Go away. :crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/060.png
No you aren't.
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...:raise:
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:raise::raise::raise: Look at my eyebrows! They're getting absolutely carried away here!
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I wouldn't understand because I don't fuck dogs. :crossarms:
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This is either the best foreshadowing or the worst foreshadowing, and mewdammit, I can't decide which one.
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Ever misused, a comma?
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Fun fact: this stupid shithead used SURF. FUCKING. SURF.
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Destroyed it anyway though.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/069.png
Okay. Let's finish this stupid mission, then go get a car.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/070.png
:crossarms: Of course it is.
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None over here though.
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Better idea: no.
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That dense motherfucker.
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Now I have to go rescue the dumbass.
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Don't even know why I'm bothering. I should just leave him to rot.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/080.png
What?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/081.png
Technically, you attacked me.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/082.png
No. In fact, just to prove how entirely little I care about you or your "authority..." Yoink.
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Woo.
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Half right.
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Fuck off.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/087.png
Huh. That actually worked.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/088.png
...you aren't even going to try to arrest the Rocket member who just stole from your teammate, are you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/089.png
Or you.
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Or you.
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Or you?
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Or you. Huh. How did you useless fucks manage to corner Giovanni, exactly?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/093.png
That... would explain it.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/094.png
You have no idea how tempted I am to just let you have him.
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Shut. The fuck. Up.
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I am going to hit you. I don't know when I'm going to stop.
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Those incompetent shits? I doubt I'll even have to. Now, when we walk past them, you're going to say you fell down the stairs, got it?
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Oh goddammit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/099.png
I... guess you could say vigilante justice?
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Yes you are, you fucking wanker.
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Oh come on, I'm about to do your job for you!
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You've got to be kidding me.
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I can't even begin to understand what I'm looking at.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/104.png
Oh, wait, yes I can. Something that just choked to death on mud.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/105.png
You. There's. I. THERE'S FUCKING BACKUP RIGHT BESIDE YOU, YOU INARTICULATE BUMBLEFUCK.
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:crossarms:
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Oh, for the love of fuck...
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BURN.
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DROWN.
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Habeeb it.
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Clearly his plan must have depended on his men not being stone cold retards.
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Right. Sadly enough, I'm sure even if I didn't show, you wouldn't have been able to capture him, you impotent jackasses.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20007/118.png
That would be every single one of your men on the ground floor.
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Yep.
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Your word is bollocks.
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It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Besides, you fuckers are all in ridiculous hats and uniforms as well.
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Oh? Fine. Let's battle, right now. I'll shove your Pokemon so far up your ass, they'll come out of your officer's mouths.
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You shut the motherfuck up. Well, Sarge? Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough.
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...DOES EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING REGION RELY ON THEIR FUCKING SUBORDINATES TO DO EVERYTHING.
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No. Fuck you forever and foralways.
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Sweet Zombie Arceus, you're dense.
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Don't think I forgot about your bullshit, young man.
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What. Why.
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I refer to my previous question.
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You... need your plans to remind yourself why you want to steal a submarine... Ugh. Here they are.
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Whatever.
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I don't understand, and I'm going to push you off the fucking mountain.
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Just... get out of my sight.
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Mother of fuck.
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In what?
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I suddenly understand jack shit. :crossarms:
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Neener neener, fuck you too.
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Keep telling yourself that.
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Okay, let's see what those dumbasses were going on about.
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Fun.
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Alright then.
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My favorite price.
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Maybe.
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What.
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What?
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No, what? Fuck it. I'm gonna go see what these stupid contests are about.
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Oh my fuck.
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This is.
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THIS IS.
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:dance::dance::dance::dance:FABULOUS! :dance::dance::dance::dance:

[Shyria Dracnoir]

You must have the constitution of a brick wall to be able to sit through this game when you're already sick as a dog.

[Token]

I figure if I have to suffer, so does everyone else.

[Fusionman]

Oh God they kept Pokemon contests! AAHHHHHHHHH

Seriously though what is wrong with this game!?

[Aldurin]

CARS!! I just wonder if you hear the sounds of bones breaking when you drive through grass?

[Locke cole]

I suddenly cannot wait for the cars. Remember, this is the game with the Acro Bike.

This means we'll have cars that pop wheelies and hop around.

[Token]

The cars are so horrible you have no fucking idea. It's glorious.

[bluestarultor]

I am noticing a disturbing trend here. I resume my LP, and suddenly so do three other people. If my calculations are correct, by the time I start book two, more LP's than actually exist here will resume.

Depends. How many are you off by? If I get the time, I could revive my secret shame just to spite you. :P

Of course I'd need to start over since I'm pretty sure that save went up in smoke somewhere along the line. :/

[Aerozord]

honestly was not expecting that last line

but I should have

[Token]

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/001.png
Well, that was suitably awesome.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/002.png
That's where I can get a car, right?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/003.png
You fat, lazy fuck.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/004.png
Hopefully this will be over quickly and painlessly.
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Or, more likely, I'll be bombarded with idiots every step of the way.
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Zapdos on a pogostick, that's fucking disgusting.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/014.png
Luckily, Simon destroyed it. BUT AT WHAT COST.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/015.png
That is an acceptable cost.
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Okay then. I'm going to give you a name that has precisely jack and shit to do with any of that.
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ASSHAT'S DIARY: DAY I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW ANYMORE: It was then that I discovered something horrible. Some of these monstrosities can actually speak. This one did nothing but yell at me about "wwhales," and the effects they had on female canines. Unfortunately, Clifford (who I am assuming is a canine for the sake of what remains of my sanity) is male, so I am currently unable to test it's hypothesis. Time will tell if any of these other creatures can speak. I'd pray they don't but I have met the gods, and they are all utter shitheads.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/019.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/020.png
Something about that strikes me as UNBELIEVABLY FUCKING STUPID.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/021.png
Totally short for "Virginia" and not "Virgil." At all. (I really fucking hope this thing's ability is Static.)
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/022.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/023.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/024.png
Wait, this is supposed to be a mole? Huh. I can sort of see it.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/025.png
What?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/026.png
What?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/027.png
What?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/028.png
WHAT IN THE SHIT AM I LOOKING AT.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/030.png
Luckily, Simon puts up with NO SHIT.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/031.png
Please don't let that be a euphemism.
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I... think I have some Pecha Berries?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/033.png
Wait, no I don't. Oh, this will be fantastic, won't it.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/034.png
OH HEY STEEL TYPE, SUCK IT.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/035.png
I... is... is that a bird, or Yugi Moto's pubic hair?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/036.png
Poisonous. I'm assuming it's the latter.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/037.png
Once again though, Simon WILL DRILL YOUR SHIT UP.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/038.png
Yeah, kay.
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Well, that was a pointless announcement.
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Fuck you, Timmy.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/044.png
Fuckin' JAWS all up ins.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/045.png
Indeed.
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STOP VERBALLY MISSPELLING WORDS YOU IGNORANT PROSTATE-SNIFFING JACKASS.
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:confused: Um. Okay?
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Oh fuck me sideways, I cannot deal with you right now.
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Wait, am I being attacked for actually being the only remotely competent member of Team Rocket? Is this actually a thing? Suddenly Johto makes sense.
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Your slug thing disgusts me.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/055.png
As does your... firey... creature.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/056.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/057.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/058.png
Holy shit. That actually doesn't look entirely horrible. And it's surprisingly strong.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/059.png
Still can't beat Shake-Wow! here though.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/061.png
You were standing there waiting for me to come along. :crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/062.png
Say "must of" again. I will cut off your head and hide the fucking body.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/063.png
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/065.png
Doo-doo-doo-doo.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/064.png
I got an item. You aren't ruining this moment for me, you tsundere pidgeyfelcher.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/066.png
Is this going to be stupid?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/067.png
Maybe not stupid, per se, but it's really fuckin' obvious.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/068.png
DON'T FUCKING WAIT FOR ME ON THE ONLY FUCKING ROUTE BETWEEN TWO CITIES THEN, YOU WEEDLEFISTING QUEEFSTAIN.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/070.png
FUCKING SHIT.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/071.png
I need to cool down as well, I guess...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/072.png
And suddenly I'm too busy laughing to be mad.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/073.png
Surprisingly adorable, in a derpy sort of way.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/074.png
Easily beaten though.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/075.png
Son of a fuck, what did you do to that poor Cryogonal? (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Furiijio_(Pok%C3%A9mon)http://)
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/077.png
I see...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/078.png
What.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/079.png
Oh hey, some fucking respect, awesome.
((I can't really remember but I'm pretty sure in one of these threads there was a joke about me being knighted, so hey unintentional continuity whee.))
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/080.png
You look like a dumbass, so you know.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/081.png
You have good taste in Portable Atrocities though.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/082.png
But my Simon is the best Poratro.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/083.png
Indeed you have. But I'd expect nothing less.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/084.png
Whoopdedoo.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/085.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/086.png
Caves are stupid.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/098.png
I can respect that.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/099.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/100.png
But we're past the cave?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/101.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/102.png
Oh, there's another one.
Wait. Did he actually trap himself between two caves before deciding they were too dark? Fucking hell.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/106.png
I AM HERE. WHICH MEANS.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/103.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/104.png
THAT'S RIGHT. I talk to all the chavs I see to refuel my hate.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/105.png
Mmmm.... that's some good hate.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/107.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/108.png
Oh dear god. I'm beginning to understand their language. I have no choice but to kill myself.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/109.png
No, you aren't fucking solid, you chodebiter!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/110.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/111.png
Shit man, go for it.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/112.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/113.png
YESSSSS. FINALLY.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/114.png
Hi. I want a car.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/115.png
Yes, that is indeed what I just said.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/116.png
Um. What?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/117.png
Yeah, I guess. Some place called crawfish, I think.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/118.png
That's it.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/119.png
As you can see, I need a better means of transportation.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/120.png
Free-Ninety-Nine?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/121.png
... I have a better idea. You give me a car for LESS THAN A MILLION DOLLARS, or I sing Justin Bieber music.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/122.png
Baby. Baby. Baby. Oh.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/123.png
Acceptable.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/124.png
Sounds ridiculous.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/125.png
Sounds practical.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/126.png
A car that can pop a wheelie? There was really no other option.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/127.png
Thanks. Peace, fucknuts.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008/139.png
Hell yes! I can't wait to start driving! I'm pretty much shivering with antici-

((Super later (as always) 1 year celebration miniupdate later today! ))

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Chaaaaaavs

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/stupidburns.png

[Loyal]

Heh.

Are... are there people who actually speak that way?

[Token]

-pation!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/001.png
...what.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/002.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/003.png
Wheelie status: POPPED, I guess.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/004.png
Something about this just seems...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/005.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/006.png
...well. I'm completely and utterly whelmed, I guess. I was expecting something much, much, much shittier, but at the same time, nowhere near this shitty.... Eh. I'll make it work.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/007.png
Oh goddammit not this again.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/008.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/009.png
I am going to drive over all of your flowers. :dance:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/010.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/012.png
And then Simon left massive holes in both of their chests, as I ran over the hippie's garden.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/012.png
It was fucking awesome. If he had hands, we would have high-fived. Instead, I let him ride shotgun.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/013.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/014.png
No you couldn't.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/015.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/017.png
Slowly, I began to feel broship form between myself and the strange, badly designed, Portable Atrocity. It was almost as if we shared the realization that this world, this region, was not right.And like myself, Simon wanted to give a giant "FUCK YOU" to everyone in it.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/018.png
I briefly considered giving him the Blackglasses, but I realized they could be put to a much better use.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/019.png
Sorry, Dalton, but I'm just going to...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/020.png
tune you out.http://i53.tinypic.com/1zeuvyw.gif
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/021.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/022.png
Ice? Oh, this is going to be stupidly easy... hang on, is that what I think it is?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/024.png
FUCK YES. Of course, I have no idea where to get a coin case...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/025.png
Oh, goddammit. This douche again.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/026.png
Oh, and the police as well, I guess.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/027.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/028.png
Okay, let's not pretend that isn't a valid assumption.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/029.png
No, I'm just driving along, running over flowers. :crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/030.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/031.png
And we aren't friends, you stupid cock!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/032.png
Godmotherfuckingdammit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/033.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/034.png
Well that was easy.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/035.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/036.png
I am so tempted to take over your organization as well. Clearly you aren't competent enough to have it. :raise:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/037.png
I will crush them beneath my wheels. :crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/038.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/039.png
A) That is horrible wording.
B) No, I probably could.
C) Fuck you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/040.png
Huh?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/041.png
Just because I agree doesn't mean you shouldn't fuck yourself with a Boptino.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/042.png
Even if that is rather ballsy.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/043.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/044.png
Wait, you're actually going with him?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/045.png
And he's actually waiting for you?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/046.png
You're willingly going there now, dumbass!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/047.png
Goddammit. That is the worst excuse I've ever heard to hit on a member of law enforcement. How long until you two move in together and have a sitcom?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/048.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20008CAR/049.png
Oh. Well, that was fast.

We interrupt this broadcast of "I Fought the Law and the Law Loved" with a breaking warning. Recently, an executive of the criminal group "Team Rocket" has been sighted driving over anything with even a hint of foliage, playing horrible music. Expert police sketch artists think the perpetrator looks something like this:

http://i56.tinypic.com/14uyw44.gif

If you see this man, please contact the Topaz Police, and avoid doing anything to anger him. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

"SETH! Did you set the Sergeant's birthday present on fire again wotwot?"
"Mayyyyybe!"
"Oh, you silly Rocket."
-click-

[Aerozord]

is "whelmed" really a word we are using now?

[Token]

http://i56.tinypic.com/35m45rc.png

Yes. U 'turbed?

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Where did you get that pic of Rocket Dude, Token? It's awesome.

[Token]

Little brother + GIMP + child labor. He is my favorite family member.

EDIT: unless you mean the second one, in which case it is actually fanart of Robin from Young Justice. We share a common hatred of prefixes.

DOUBLE EDIT: Should have Chapter 9 finished and posted Friday or Saturday, depending on how much my body wants to kill me.

[Token]

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20009/001.png
Well, that was dumb. Might as well go pick up a Contest Pass.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20009/002.png
!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20009/003.png
But Asshat was not okay. He was not wearing his seatbelt, and died when the cars collided. This is why 12 year olds should not drive.

BAD END.

(You're welcome, Nikose.)

[Nikose Tyris]

<3 <3 <3 I killed Topaz forevers.

[Token]

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Epilogue/021-1.png

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Talk/MDP484.png Oi! Why the hell did you gather us here, Giratina?

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Talk/GiratinaTalk.png The child is dead. Father will not be pleased.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Talk/MDP484.png Oh for my sake... That stupid little bugger has no sense of preservation, does'e? Dialga. Can you fix this?

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Talk/MDP483.png Obviously.

...

...

...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Epilogue/024-1.png

Ugh... where the hell...

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Talk/MDP483.pngYou have to ask? Did my brother not beat this scenario into your head? Everything goes dark, you talk to a god, exposition, blah blah fucking blah.

Oh sweet fuck, no.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Talk/MDP483.png Toby, shut the fuck up. I'm talking.

...

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Talk/MDP483.png Right. YOU fucked up and got yourself killed.

So this would be hell?

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Talk/MDP483.png... Didn't I just fucking tell you to shut the fuck up? No, you fucktard, you're asleep right now. God of Time here.

Meaning you're the one who made me lose Leat-

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Talk/MDP483.png SHUT UP, I AM TALKING. Thank you. Right. As I was fucking saying, you were dead. Now you're not. You're welcome.

...

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Talk/MDP483.pngI said "YOU'RE WELCOME."

...thank you?

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Talk/MDP483.png I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCKING SPEAK.

...

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Talk/MDP483.pngHeh, just fuckin' with ya, kid. I'm no good with this whole "angry god" shit.

O...kay then.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Talk/MDP483.pngAnyway kid, I'm giving you a choice. Right now, you're passed out in the car, a little before your accident. Now, frankly, I'd rather you didn't die. You're fun to watch.

That doesn't sound even remotely creepy.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Talk/MDP483.png I know it didn't. Truth be told, you piss off my brother far too much for me to let anything happen to you. It's funny, so might as well offer you a favor. Now, you're going to have to deal with this region eventually. Two thirds of us agreed on it, and Father thinks it would be entertaining. But I'm willing to offer you a break. You can get this out of the way now... or you can spend some time with your old team before I get overruled and you're dragged back here again.

So. What do you choose?


(I've been getting some complaints about Topaz, so I figured I'd give y'all the opportunity to decide if I switch back to Silver for a while. Y'all have a week to vote.)

[Fusionman]

We can get out of this hell for a while...

This must be a trap. Do it now. We will not fall for this trap!

[Fenris]

I could go for either. Topaz is fun because it's so terrible, but Silver is the best Pokemon game and if you disagree you're both wrong and stupid.

[Lost in Time]

Quite honestly, I'm torn, as much as I'd love to see how horrible this rabbit hole goes, I also kind of want to see you finish up Silver. So, as to not beat around the bush, my vote shall lie in Topaz for the moment being.

[Menarker]

I am personally more inclined to see you complete Silver. ^^

[Aldurin]

Yes, go return to Stupidhed. The reunion will be glorious!!

[PCD]

I would really love to see you finish Silver... but I imagine that, beating Silver and coming back to Topaz would be far less rewarding than destroying Topaz and having the reward of coming back to glorious, glorious Silver. So my vote's with Topaz right now.

[Loyal]

I'll say Topaz, for the reasons outlined above.

[Aldurin]

I change my vote to Topaz, also if switching back and forth does come up again make sure whatever comes after Silver and Topaz is something that you can hack the Silver team into.

[Flarecobra]

Topaz. So long as he kills all that stands in his way really fast.

[Thadius]

TORN. So. Fucking. TORN.

I'd have to say...

Finish Topaz now, then go back to Silver with Leatherhead.

Because FUCK YEAH GATORS!

[Flarecobra]

But he doesn't have Leatherhead. He's got Leafyhead.

[Thadius]

Then exceptions will have to be made, WON'T THEY?!

[Aldurin]

But he doesn't have Leatherhead. He's got Leafyhead.

It's actually stupidhed, also he should get Firehead along with those two when he gets back.

[bluestarultor]

I say finish up Topaz. Thinking of it this way, they're liable to leave Asshat in whatever region he finishes in, so choosing to return to Silver might leave him slightly less miserable in the end.

[Token]

He was Stupidhed longer officially, I guess, but he's been Leafyhed to me since before the fifth badge. (http://nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1077916&postcount=238)

EDIT: And Bluesy... After finishing Topaz and Silver, I'm wrapping it all up with the TCG game.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Topaz topaz topaz! Also the TCG was suprising fun if broken as all blazes.

[bluestarultor]

He was Stupidhed longer officially, I guess, but he's been Leafyhed to me since before the fifth badge. (http://nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1077916&postcount=238)

EDIT: And Bluesy... After finishing Topaz and Silver, I'm wrapping it all up with the TCG game.

I actually have that game! It's surprisingly not terrible.

If you need tips, I still remember an easy way to bilk the system.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Is the way to bilk the system- fill you deck with the absolutely adsurb amount of card draw, put in a tiny amount of super strong pokemon, never lose?
LIke I'm pretty sure I played through that entire game and only lost about 2 duels without swapping decks. The deck manipulation is insane and the computer player plays suboptimal pokemon so you really shouldn't ever lose.

[The Argent Lord]

I'll vote Topaz too, for the reasons everyone else said, plus you haven't gotten to the worst sprite yet.

[Aerozord]

Is the way to bilk the system- fill you deck with the absolutely adsurb amount of card draw, put in a tiny amount of super strong pokemon, never lose?
LIke I'm pretty sure I played through that entire game and only lost about 2 duels without swapping decks. The deck manipulation is insane and the computer player plays suboptimal pokemon so you really shouldn't ever lose.

I get this odd amusement that yugioh has firmly planted "duel" into card gaming lexicon

[Fenris]

I'm going to have to vote for Topaz, Silver is amazing but we can wait a hair longer.

[PCD]

Aw damn TGC, that game will forever haunt me--my sister and I managed to struggle our way through the final bosses and we were SO proud of ourselves. Immediately after, the game's internal battery failed, and made it impossible to save anything if you turned off the game for more than a fraction of a second. The memory still shakes me to this day.

[Flarecobra]

Ahhh. I remember the TCG... They HATED my Eggcutor deck. Loaded up one of those guys with a ton of Energy, and just kept using Big Eggsplosion over and over. Especally when I had like 10 energy on them.

And that final match... I actually Decked him without even trying.

[bluestarultor]

Is the way to bilk the system- fill you deck with the absolutely adsurb amount of card draw, put in a tiny amount of super strong pokemon, never lose?
LIke I'm pretty sure I played through that entire game and only lost about 2 duels without swapping decks. The deck manipulation is insane and the computer player plays suboptimal pokemon so you really shouldn't ever lose.

More like keep your crappy starter deck and replay the first guy over and over in the exact order you played your cards in the tutorial. He'll use the exact same cards in turn. You can play the exact same match the exact same way over and over again and get decent cards out of it ad infinitum.

Aw damn TGC, that game will forever haunt me--my sister and I managed to struggle our way through the final bosses and we were SO proud of ourselves. Immediately after, the game's internal battery failed, and made it impossible to save anything if you turned off the game for more than a fraction of a second. The memory still shakes me to this day.

Oddly, IIRC, the save battery died ridiculously quickly in ours, too. :raise:

[Fusionman]

IT'S A TRAPPP! STAY IN TOPAZ!

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I get this odd amusement that yugioh has firmly planted "duel" into card gaming lexicon

See I also played Yugioh cardgames on the gameboy- even more broken. You could only lay 1 monster a turn but there were tras and spells that killed 1 or more monsters and you could lay as many as you want. I had like about 6 monsters in my deck, the rest was all killing traps and spells and the computer would just get decimated every time. I eventually started using the weakest monster cards I could find just to humiliate them a bit more.
Ahh Gameboy card games, classic times.

[Token]

Okay, TCG for the gameboy was the best goddamn Pokemon game, and anyone who says otherwise can climb a wall of dicks, fall off, and then drown to death in a bukkakke waterfall. Also fuck yeah Exeggutor decks and doublefuck yes for Blastoise decks. Good mother fuckin' times.

As for Yu-Gi-Oh gameboy games... well, I still play Duel Acadamy for the GBA every once in a while. Cheaper than actually collecting the cards, and more fun. Of course, I say that, but I still have a shitton of Pokemon cards...

[Loyal]

Okay, TCG for the gameboy was the best goddamn Pokemon game, and anyone who says otherwise can climb a wall of dicks, fall off, and then drown to death in a bukkakke waterfall. Also fuck yeah Exeggutor decks and doublefuck yes for Blastoise decks. Good mother fuckin' times.Hell yeah, no argument. And it had the best-worst Excuse Plot ever. And it was before all these miscellaneous expansions came out. And Promo Meowth was delightfully shiny. And the game was probably singlehandedly responsible for kids thinking that Ghost was immune to Psychic, and Psychic was weak against Ghosts. And the music was great. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahadZLeASwg)

[edit] And there was that weird fucker dressed up as a bear or something.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Yeah totally aces was that game. Music is sweet too. They should remake that for the DS.

[PCD]

I have absolutely no argument that TGC was amazing, I loved that game. I never actually understood how the card games worked up until I played it, either, which I count as a happy thing for learning bonuses. I'm just sad that I was never able to play it all the way through more than once, because it was so fun!

[akaSM]

They should remake that for the DS.

This, seriously, the game was insanely fun. And for a game released after Red & Blue, you could rematch people as many times as you wanted!. In Red & Blue you could only rematch the Elite Four so, that was amazing.

[Token]

Y'know what's fun? HIATUSES ARE FUN. Bluh bluh, most of you know the personal crap I've been dealing with for the past year or so. Sort of hard to get my Asshat on with all that. Doesn't matter though. We're back, bitches!


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So. Kid. What do you choose?

... It's a nice thought and all, but a) I don't entirely trust you, and b) I am going to make this region burn. You can take me back to Johto after I'm sitting on a throne of skulls and hatred.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Talk/MDP483.pngYou are a fucked up little man, Toby. I approve. In that case, I will talk to your dumb ass later. Oh, and one more thing.

Yeah?

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Talk/MDP483.png Wear a fucking seatbelt this time, dumbass. NOW FUCK OFF.

http://i53.tinypic.com/29krfp5.jpg

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Huh. Well, that was fucking weird.
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Fuck you, douchenozzle. You're lucky you didn't kill me....
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Unfortunately, I won't be so kind.
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Time to die.
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Simon! Rock and roll!
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...that's it? Really? Break it.
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Attaboy.
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No shit.
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That's stupid. You're stupid. That was seriously more painful than the car crash. RIGHT. Gotta go catch 'em all. :crossarms:
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Wouldn't that mean it's... dying, more than lazy? Ah, who gives a shit.
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Not like I'm ever gonna use it anyway.
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Watch your fucking language.
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hahaha what a dick. I approve. Fuck flowers. I will call you Eddie.
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And you, my disturbing little whateverthefuckyouare, will be...
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Because fuck you, that's why.
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Yeah. I don't even know.
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Wait what.
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...y'all niggas is gay.
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BITE THROUGH THE BONDS OF FRIENDSHIP. IT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE POWER OF RAGE.
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Clearly you should never speak to each other again. That bastard let you down.
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Excuse you, bitch? :raise:
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What in the everloving fuck does it look like I'm driving?
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Oh for fuck's sake.
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I... really have no idea what the fuck I'm looking at.
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Whatever it is, it's a douche.
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Easy to beat once Simon actually gets a move in though...
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Damn right! You need to follow the rules of the road. :knowledge: Just like...
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CAAAAARRRRRANGER!
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Oh god. Don't tell me...
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GODDAMN FUCKING FEEDERS. :argh:
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SIMON RUIN THIS PERVERTED BASTARD.
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MAYBE DIE FOREVER.
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Oh, crushing you is going to be hilarious in so many ways.
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Not to mention mindlessly easy.
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It's what I do. :crossarms:
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Okay then. That's dumb, but whatever.
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...Okay, sure.
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'sup.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20009/056.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20009/057.png Brilliant.
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DOO-DOO-DOO-FABULOUS!
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I'll do the whole contest thing later.
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First, I have a gym to crush.
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...walk through a door?
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...Oh, yeah, sure. That feels like it was months ago though...
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...how is it stealing them if I'm defeating the leaders in a fair battle?
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Bitch please, I'm marvelous.
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You smell homeless, Ben. Homeless.
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Technically, we're slashing you.
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...I probably should have phrased that better.
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I will slip if I want to. :crossarms:
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Okay, fine, bloody hell. No need to get so pissy about it.
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Oh wait. I'm a winner, and don't have to do what you want. :dance:
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I'm certainly better than bad. :crossarms:
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No.
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Just no.
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Simon seems to think this is a no-fly zone.
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GODDAMMIT I AM NOT USING A FIRE TYPE STOP ASSUMING THINGS
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I certainly took Pryce down. So yeah.
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...so after I announce that I beat one of the best Ice trainers ever, you challenge me anyway. Ballsy.
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Futile, mind you, but ballsy.
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Not like it was hard.
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Alright douchebag, let's go. You don't even deserve any puns.
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...that was a maze? :raise:
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That is what it says on my uniform, yeah.
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That is typically how Gym battles work, yes.
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BOSS BATTLE!
Token[s]Toby?ASSHAT vs BLUE BALLED JERKFACE!
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You'll have to do better than that, bitchcakes.
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:aaa: y...yeah. Like that, I guess. :ohdear:
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Luckily, I have a shitton of soda.
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:aaa::aaa::aaa: ARE YOU SHITTING ME WHAT IT IS A FUCKING PENGUIN IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ARMS AND WHAT
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FUCK THIS IT IS TIME FOR STRATEGY.
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And by "strategy," I mean "abusing type like a boss."
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Yeah, like that.
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...It's sort of adorable, in a completely derpy way.
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And now it's melting.
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...not fast enough. Fuck. This might not end well...
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Oh. Huh. Yeah, I guess statistically, that has to work in my favor occasionally.
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Fantastic.
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...Oddly enough, I didn't even consider hurting you until you said that. :raise:
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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...I should probably find that then.
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Doo-doo-doo-d...you gave me Shock Wave? :raise:
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Whatever. Not worth thinking about. Three down. Five to go.

[Loyal]

More Asshat? Fantastic!http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20009/005.pngOh dear god that man's legs.

[Aldurin]

Why is an ice type penguin using an incendiary punch?

[Nikose Tyris]

I wish you could use cut on ANYONE you want. >:C

[Flarecobra]

So the motorists drive Chevys?

[Bard The 5th LW]

Shock wave what?

[akaSM]

Of COURSE shock wave is related to ice...somehow...

[Bard The 5th LW]

I don't even think it could conduct through ice.

[akaSM]

We got a fire punching ice penguin so yeah, ice conducting electricity doesn't seem like an impossibility now.

[Aerozord]

what does happen if you run a current through ice assuming you could keep it cold enough it wouldn't melt, does it conduct?

of course this isn't pure ice, cause pure water wont conduct period

[akaSM]

I just remembered something...didn't the names of the moves get changed in this game? Maybe this shock wave isn't the shock wave we know.

Also, while electricity wouldn't go through ice, I bet a shock wave would, so yeah :P

[Token]

The same thing that happens to everything else. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj_BjUZiNKs)

[The Murderer]

This is one of the best lets plays i've ever seen. i spent hours reading through it all from beginning to here

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Ice don't conduct Mr electricity. It can pass phonons to a limited degree but the shockwave would just smash i t really.
But Asshat is the best.

[Fusionman]

ASSHAT HE'S THE MAN!

[Locke cole]

Man, this game's script. It's like those episodes of the anime where everyone tried to stop Jessie and James from... legitly capturing pokémon.

OK, sometimes they were utter dicks about it, like that time they sniped the Yanma this kid was after, but it was legit. With poké balls and everything. And yet everyone tried to stop them from performing this "heinous act".

[Aerozord]

Man, this game's script. It's like those episodes of the anime where everyone tried to stop Jessie and James from... legitly capturing pokémon.

OK, sometimes they were utter dicks about it, like that time they sniped the Yanma this kid was after, but it was legit. With poké balls and everything. And yet everyone tried to stop them from performing this "heinous act".

more hypocritical that they complain about the treatment of pokemon in a world where their conventional use is in cock fights

[Token]

Real life. That's all I have to say on that matter. Doing the whole "split update" thing again, because it's too long to be done in one post, and the first bit is pretty self contained. This first big is pretty much entirely toilet humor, in case anyone who doesn't like that is still reading this let's play. In which case what the hell, it's been like a year and a half and I sure as hell haven't gotten any less immature. Second update will be up in the next few hours.

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Hey, look at what I just got from your dumb ass!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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Oh snap! I'm definitely going to stop now. I don't know what I was thinking.
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...that's it? :raise: If I just give you P2000 will you shut up?
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Apparently not. Ah well. I'mma take this anyway. :dance:
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I knew there was a reason I still keep you with me.
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Out of this shithole, and on to the next.
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But first: This thing!
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You wanna hate him, but you can't help but love the RAAAAAAAWWWWK!
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Well that cave was short and pointless. Much like Joey's d-
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FUCK. IT'S A CHAV.
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They aren't good. You're just stone cold retarded. :crossarms:
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That's dumb. You're dumb. I'm going to go piss liquid rage now.
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...nah. Not gonna bother.
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Johto Champ, and all-around badass.
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Also I'm Zubatman.
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Relax. I'm a Rocket In Name Only. I just want to use your bathroom to ragepiss.
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I am right in front of you practically jogging in place. Do I look like someone who doesn't need to use the restroom?
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Oh for the love of Dennis.
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Why the actual fuck are you holding... you know what, no. I don't care. Let's go.
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Simon! Yes, you can't hit him with any of your Ground moves, but that doesn't matter. Drill to the heavens!
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Or claw your way up to them whatever.
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And then right back down to the ground I guess. Eh. It works. Good job.
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Dude, I just need to use the restroom! Come on!
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Please tell me you don't mean me.
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Oh come on!
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I didn't! I just want to use your toilet. :(
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WHAT.
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OHFORFUCK'SSAKE.
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SIMON. DRILL. QUICKLY.
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Hurry up and get the others out here so I can use your damn restroom.
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Brilliant. Come on, dammit...
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Steal what now?
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Whatever.
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Not important.
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Drill ALL the things!
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YES. COME ON. ONE MORE.
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HURRY UP. :ohdear::ohdear:
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I do not give a single fuck let's goddamn go already arceus fucking christ.
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Of course you're a Dan. Anything else would be dumb.
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...:raise:Is... is that sperm with arms?
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With fantastic stamina apparently.
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Ah. Protection. That would explain it.
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Not enough though. When in doubt, drill harder.
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MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY
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GET OUT THE WAY BITCH GET OUT THE WAY

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Much better. :dance:
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Um. Train more? And I'm not robbing anything.
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I thought you were bragging about how prepared you are for burglars...
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Fair enough, I guess.
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I don't care about your damn macho brace!
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I don't!
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I know!
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OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE. YOU KNOW WHAT.
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DOO DOO DOO FUCKING DOO.
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If you weren't such horrible hosts this wouldn't have happened. :crossarms:
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Bite me.
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Right. Now that my bladder's empty, I can move on. Finally. Stupid lousy dumbasses.

[Menarker]

It's all their fault for giving Asshat all that trouble. Seriously, it's common sense! :3

[Aldurin]

Scary thought, ragepiss while passing a kidney stone.

[Aerozord]

Scary thought, ragepiss while passing a kidney stone.

so, what you normally do when passing a kidney stone?

[Aldurin]

I was thinking more of a super-refined ragepiss that could eat through porcelain.

[Nikose Tyris]

...Aldy has clearly never passed a kidney stone before. The force required can cut diamond.

[Aldurin]

...Aldy has clearly never passed a kidney stone before.

It's something I plan on never having to do, and will be prevented through all logical and illogical means.