Tell a baseless lie about the poster above.

[McTahr]

Earl is Nightshine's third cousin. They made out once. Youtube it.

[Bard The 5th LW]

McTahr once had shenanigans

[Specterbane]

This (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=2&p=000180)is Bard's standard reception at Christmas parties.

[Aldurin]

Specterbane isn't an apple juice container filled with pee, he's just a normal container of apple juice.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Earl once saved Christmas with the help of David Bowie.

[Doc ock rokc]

Earl once saved Christmas with the help of David Bowie.

From bard! who ironically can't stand the screech of a guitar!

[KeienSlayer]

Doc has discovered that the cure for just about every disease is punching him until you feel better. He was going to patent it, until he realized that getting punched would be a really sucky job.

[Aldurin]

KS is actually dead, the reason he has so few posts over several years is the government's attempt to hide his death involves clumsily trying to post here and there.

Each post takes a the whole department 5 hours to write, and the rest of the time is spent finding threads that fall within the staff's combined mental capacity to handle.

[Ookalf]

Aldurin is one of the people posing as KS.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Ookalf violently stabbed this thread several times. It died from its wounds.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

Ookalf violently stabbed this thread several times. It died from its wounds.

Bard enjoyed A Serbian Film. He owns it on blu-ray.

[Aldurin]

Sevenshot is scared of the general discussion subforum.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

Sevenshot is scared of the general discussion subforum.

Damn it, Aldurin. These are supposed to be baseless. BASELESS!

[McTahr]

Sevenshot isn't named for his terrible accuracy, but the fact he owns a really weird revolver.

[Doc ock rokc]

Mctahr's Preferred weapon is Dragons breath shotguns (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon%27s_Breath)

[Thadius]

Doc Ock is actually a crash-test dummy that escaped from the set of Mythbusters. It's said if you can locate the right remote detonator, you'd hear an explosion from his general direction.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Thadius flunked out of Stealth and Camoflage 101 at the assassin's college for apparently failing to turn up for every single class.

It wasn't until the graduation ceremony that the faculty suddenly got it...

[Loyal]

Shyria catastrophically failed her spot check while teaching and was subsequently fired from said college. It's how they met.

[Doc ock rokc]

Using a metaphor in front of Loyal is like waving a red flag in front of a bul-Doing something annoying to someone thats annoyed by it.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

A horse once bit Doc ock. It hurt.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Shyria once bit a moose.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Bard's instrument of choice is the rhinestone keytar

[Kerensky287]

Shyria's jewelery of choice includes keytar-shaped rhinestones.

[akaSM]

Kerensky isn't a professional waffler, in fact, he's a drop-out of the International College of Waffling and Pancakes.

[Loyal]

akaSM has the worst taste imaginable in what constitutes a good tie, neck-, bow-, or otherwise.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

The 80s called, they want Loyal's hair back.

[Doc ock rokc]

Some things need to be lit on fire Shyra Lights things on fire IS A SOULLESS MONSTER

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Some things need to be lit on fire Shyra Lights things on fire IS A SOULLESS MONSTER

Well...yes.

[Kerensky287]

(So who do I tell a baseless lie about? Doc or Shyria...?)

x2 COMBO

Doc Ock Rokc can't decide whether he wants Shyria to stop sending innocent people to him for skin grafts after severe burns, or whether he likes the extra income.

The hospital he works at can't decide whether or not to consider him an actual doctor.

[Doc ock rokc]

Kerensky Totally reads Titles.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Doc is well versed in the language of love.

[Doc ock rokc]

Bard thinks Cajun is the language of love

[KeienSlayer]

Doc, however, knows that the language of love is Canadian. Eh.

[Viridis]

Keien is responsible for all the ills that befall mankind.

[Specterbane]

Viridis is Keien's side kick in all the ills that befall mankind.

[Geminex]

Specterbane sees dead people.

[Doc ock rokc]

Geminex was a ghost THE WHOLE TIME!

[Aldurin]

Doc doesn't post in this thread enough.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

That isn't a costume in Aldurin's avatar. He actually killed Santa and skinned him for clothes.

[Geminex]

Shyria fought in WWII in Europe until 1948. She awarded herself several medals.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Geminex was killed by Shyria during WWII.

[Kerensky287]

Bard was killed by Geminex during WWI.

[Doc ock rokc]

kerensky is just oozing with originality

[Loyal]

Doc cannot throw a frisbee properly to save his life. He once managed to throw it in such a way that it rolled into the nearby bowling alley and bowled a perfect strike.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Loyal once defeated the Black Knight in a jousting competition.

[Specterbane]

Bard was here to sing about it, but then broke the strings on the only lute in the joint.

[Geminex]

Specterbane isn't a moon. He's a space station!

[Aldurin]

Geminex is a baseless lie.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Aldurin's face is an unsubstansiated falsehood

[Thadius]

I actually can't tell you a baseless lie about Shyria. Due to her long association with me, she's turned to the Dark Side. Any lie I tell, she will go out of her way to disprove.

[Geminex]

Thadius totally isn't meta.

[Thadius]

Geminex is a beautiful, wonderful person who has won several Nobel prizes and even a knighthood!

Oh, wait, I'm confusing him with who he wishes he was.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

Geminex is a beautiful, wonderful person who has won several Nobel prizes and even a knighthood!

Oh, wait, I'm confusing him with who he wishes he was.

Thadius has no clue what the real lie is due to him losing his grip on reality after strangling himself with a belt in a Vietnamese hotel room.

[Geminex]

The sevenshot kid shot the sherrif, but he did not shoot the deputy.
Also, it was totally in self defense, he swears, no, really, he's innocent, judge, you've gotta believe him!

[Doc ock rokc]

Geminex is the worst defense attorney ever

[Bard The 5th LW]

Doc is the best prosecutor ever.

[Loyal]

Bard has learned the secret of baking a Bacon Cake.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

Loyal works as an amateur magician for sick kids on weekends. His devotion has warmed the hearts of many a child and given them the determination to journey on in the face of their illnesses.

[Aldurin]

Sevenshot kid hates puppies and chocolate.

Also sunshine.

[Geminex]

Aldurin's forum handle totally shouldn't be the full 'Aldurin Derpah'. Nope.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Geminex is secretly in love with a PC.

[Thadius]

Kyanbu The Legend is legendary enough that if I were to tell you the full list of his exploits, you would die of old age.

[Doc ock rokc]

Thad's one of the few Endangered Gentlemen Assassins left...
Mostly because gentlemen assassins have the common sense of a suicidal liming.
What with them showing up at their mark's house giving them both a fair warning and a apology

[KeienSlayer]

Doc once showed up at his target's house with apology in hand, only to realize that they were wearing the same suit.

They had to both run home and change, only the target left his house while Doc was gone. Can you say embarrassing?

[Specterbane]

KeienSlayer was Doc's target. They were both in Purple/Pink Pin stripe suits which they thought were totally original and unique.

[Thadius]

Specterbane is a junior Ghostbuster, As such, his phone is constantly ringing off the hook.

[Kerensky287]

Deep down, Thadius is a good person.

[Geminex]

Kerensky does not, in fact, have a waffling license, but is an illegal, black-market waffler wanted by law due to several charges of unlawful waffling. Also, arson.

[Doc ock rokc]

the next day Gem was found dead with waffle iron burns on his face.

[Loyal]

Doc could kill for some waffles right about now.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Geminex really likes that avatar.

Oh wait, I forgot I had to lie. Sorry, I'll do better next time.

[Geminex]

Bard totally isn't two responses behind, nope. Not a bit. And nobody's laughing racously at him.

[Specterbane]

Because it's owed...
Doc could kill for some waffles right about now.

Loyal DID kill from some waffles. And it was a leprechaun that he killed to pay for them with a pot o' gold and lucky charms.

And Geminex is actually a superhero at night by the same name. He protects a rural area of Kansas from rabid sharks. Sure he doesn't get much credit for it, but he's doing it for the people, not the fame.

[KeienSlayer]

Specter was too cowardly to light himself on fire to avoid the ninja. He sat in his closet instead, hoping they wouldn't find him. They did.

However, it turned out that ninja are less "killing machines" and more "sad kids in need of a hug". It kind of ruined Specter's entire life to find out this inconvenient truth.

[Fenris]

It's HarahelKeienSlayer's fault.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Fenris isn't as serious as he looks; in fact, he has a PhD in Jokeology from clown college.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

Fenris isn't as serious as he looks; in fact, he has a PhD in Jokeology from clown college.

You're a funny guy.

[Thadius]

The Sevenshot Kid is attempting to gain all the positions of authority on Earth by right of Caste. It's not going so well. So far he's only managed to kill off beekeepers.

[Loyal]

Thad traveled to the past and mooned Genghis Khan. For this reason, every man of the latter's bloodline feels an inexplicable urge to murder the former on sight.

[Doc ock rokc]

loyal isn't related to khan...but still has the same urge

[Specterbane]

Doc is actually Mastermind under the Deadpool mask.

[Doc ock rokc]

Specterbane is actually taskmaster after he met with Dan mcninja

[Geminex]

Doc ock rokc is secretly a mime

[akaSM]

Geminex can't get out of the invisible box Doc told him he was in.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Geminex can't get out of the invisible box Doc told him he was in.

Because akaSM stole the key.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Shyria is responsible for the broken social service system in pokemon.

[Aldurin]

Bard actively supports said system.

[Doc ock rokc]

aldurin Is tired of working 5 hours at Team Rocket to earn enough for a lemonade.

[Thadius]

Doc ock rokc wears that mask because he made the very grave mistake of showing his face at a ninja convention and cursing all of the attendees and their mothers.

[KeienSlayer]

Thadius really isn't an assassin. But he does work security at ninja conventions and can kill anyone who comes too close, which is almost the same thing.

Right?

[Doc ock rokc]

Keien is going to receive a warning/apology note today...

[Geminex]

Sent by Doc, because he feels bad about hurting Keien's feelings.

[Loyal]

Gem is catastrophically terrified of the number eleven.

[Doc ock rokc]

loyal is Scared of the number Seven...Because of a EXTREMELY bad pun

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Doc ock is both scared of the number seven and an avowed Satanist due to an especially traumatic experience involving "Seven Minutes in Heaven"

[Specterbane]

Shyria ate nine.

[Aldurin]

Specterbane is really a girlfriend of one of the moderators here.

[Doc ock rokc]

and Aldurin is really....ZOMBIE DR HOBO.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Doc ock made love to my Chevy van and that is not alright with me!

[Specterbane]

Shyria is currently looking for any buyers of said van.

[Geminex]

Specterbane is willing to pay extra for it.

[akaSM]

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/2985/geminex.png

[Specterbane]

But Geminex keeps out bidding me.

Oh, and akaSIM totally didn't just rob me of that. No robbing what-so-ever.

[Doc ock rokc]

Specter is mad that he doesn't have photoshop.

[Aldurin]

Dock Ock Rock isn't infected with rabies.

[Geminex]

Aldurin is not Scott Ramsoonair in disguise.

[Thadius]

Geminex knows people. People who might not take kindly to you disrespecting his avatar. So you better apologize, a'fore somethin' unfortunate happens to your shop here. It's a wonderful, family-run shop. It's amazing what a little fire can do...

[Bard The 5th LW]

Thadius doesn't make threats.

[Geminex]

Bard's charming family shop isn't going to get burned down as a warning to all those shopkeepers spreading lies about my henchmen.

[Thadius]

Geminex needs to remember to pay his family dues on time, or else his charming little warehouse down by the docks might show up in the news.

[KeienSlayer]

Thadius, of course, means that he will run a news special on how clean and well run Gem's warehouse is and not that he is going to do anything mean. Mean things are far too ungentlemanly for Thadius.

[Doc ock rokc]

Keien's "Slayer" title means that he Trys to kill threads like these.

[Loyal]

Doc used to be an actual doctor. He was fired after prematurely declaring one too many patients dead, including three whom had no health problems whatsoever.

[Specterbane]

Loyal knows how looks can kill.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Specterbane has the ability to time tavel. He uses this ability to go through different points and places in history and make Christmas better for the children of other eras.

[Doc ock rokc]

Unfortunately Specter brought Bard along as a companion...and he single-handedly manages to Traumatize every child they come across.

[Specterbane]

Doc was one of those unfortunate children back during that horrible night....

[Loyal]

Specterbane has accumulated over five hundred years of bad luck through an alarming phobia of his own reflection in the mirror.

[akaSM]

Except it's not his face he's scared of. He saw Loyal's face through a window, thinking it was a mirror.

[Geminex]

akaSM is adopted.

[akaSM]

Geminex has been thinking all his life, that he's a shiny thing, perhaps a gem, inside a letter of the roman alphabet, maybe an "X". He's been wrong all the time, he's a roman letter inside a shiny thing

[Kerensky287]

akaSM puts way too much thought into his posts.

[Aldurin]

Kerensky puts just the right amount of thought into his posts.

[Thadius]

All the originality in this game was stolen by Aldurin. He's carefully posing as an originality-deprived moron like quite a few other lazy people to deflect suspicion. It appears to be working very well.

[Geminex]

Thadius has a monocle fetish.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Every TV show in the universe exists inside Geminex's avatar courtesy of a 9 year old autistic kid.

[McTahr]

Shyria once shot a very tiny stray kitten to the moon for eating out of a dragon's food bowl*.

*adventurer corpse

[Loyal]

McTahr follows nine different religions simultaneously, including two otherwise unknown to man.

[Specterbane]

Loyal is secretly a PI inspired by the tale of Dick Tracy. However due to time travel shenanigans he is also the inspiration of Dick Tracy, thus he is a truly self made man.

[akaSM]

Specterbane's avatar is of fire because of Loyal's face and/or appearance.

[Bard The 5th LW]

akaSM was the first tree ever grown.

[Thadius]

Of course, Bard is leaving out that he was the first arborist. And a terrible one at that.

[Loyal]

Thadius is a master of the most heinous crimes known to man. If by "heinous crimes" you mean jaywalking, popping the balloons of small children, and ding-dong-ditch.

[Doc ock rokc]

Loyal's messed up head can't comprehend that Ding-Dong-Ditch was the thing that allowed us to win the second world war.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Doc obviously believes everything he reads on them thur intarwebz. The propaganda he spotted one day was what led him to incite the first world war, after all.

[Osterbaum]

Hatake Kakashi, or HK, is actually an assassin droid from a galaxy far far away.

[Terisse]

Osterbaum isn't really alive. It's just a front.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Terisse is my love child. Just sayin'. My assassin droid love child.

Also:

Hatake Kakashi, or HK, is actually an assassin droid from a galaxy far far away.

I am not the droid you're looking for.

[Thadius]

Geminex isn't a snow globe. He's a failed 8-ball!

[Geminex]

Thadius didn't just stretch my patience for name-related puns and references to my avatar to its limit.
NOP3
NOT 1N TH3 SL1GHT3ST

[Loyal]

Gem hates the color green. Every time he gets another bit of rep he cringes at his failure to contain the rep rupees.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Loyal secretly bound the demon Argon into the rep gems in a bid to take over the world. So far, all its done is give Geminex the jibblies.

[Specterbane]

Shyria was Loyal's spirit guide in his quest to bind the demon Argon.

[Fenris]

Specterbane was Loyal's horse.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Fenris wasn't the demon Argon.

[Doc ock rokc]

bard can see into the future and was driven mad by it.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Doc did Loyal's horse.

[Geminex]

Hatake Kakashi is mad with jealousy.

[Krylo]

You know who's not at all jealous about the horse sex thing, though?

Geminex.

[Specterbane]

Krylo once took a bite out of crime, and has been addicted ever since.

[Geminex]

Specterbane once saw the televised St. Vitus subcommittee prize investigation dance, those ants-in-pants glances.

He had a bad day.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Geminex has connections to the Russian mafia. He doesn't like to talk about how.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Bard once stole God's computer and edited the files governing vehicle behavior. This was the result. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drp9o4E7G7U&feature=related)

[Geminex]

Shyria's cousin tried to invite her to hang out, but she had too much on her plate. Like flying cars.

[akaSM]

Geminex has a typo in his user title, it should say "LICK3D" instead of "LOOK3D"

[Doc ock rokc]

akaSM is going to have to explain that.

[Thadius]

The last time Doc ock actually did any doctoring, fire was the most advanced thing around.

[Specterbane]

And Thadius was Doc's first successful burn victim with it.

[Geminex]

Specterbane took a picture of the procedure and now uses that as his avatar.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Geminex once punched out the sun.

[Doc ock rokc]

Kyanbu once had a corkscrew that could pierce the heavens....and used it to open spirits.

[Kerensky287]

Doc ock rokc's avatar is wearing a Deadpool mask underneath that helmet.

[Thadius]

Kerensky once tried to make the most delicious waffle in the world.

He succeeded beyond his wildest expectations. As such, IHOP, the Waffle House, Denny's, and other various breakfast-serving restaurants have banned him from making waffles ever again.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Thadius once took out an army of super Ninja zombie robot gentlemen wielding light sabers using only a butter knife and a 10ft chain.

[Loyal]

Kyanbu has never read an instruction manual in his entire life. He has an impressive collection of manuals from games, computers, appliances and do-it-yourself furniture, all in mint condition, that he one day hopes to eBay for fat stacks of cash.

[Thadius]

Loyal would follow you to the ends of the earth. Unfortunately, he would then make sure you stayed there by pushing you over.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Thadius' armor pictured in his avatar isn't actually made from metal. It's really glued and tempered skins from the babies of numerous species.

Edit: Hoshit. 1,000 posts? Really? I've spent too much time here with you bastards.

[Viridis]

Hatake's next thousand posts will just be his first thousand again, backwards. He will then die, the cycle complete.

[Terisse]

Specter fell off the lighthouse. No one knows where he is now. Lost at sea...

mind you, I posted this at 2:15 GMT-5. AFTER specter's last post about the chipmunks and the donut.

[Specterbane]

Specter fell off the lighthouse. No one knows where he is now. Lost at sea...

mind you, I posted this at 2:15 GMT-5. AFTER specter's last post about the chipmunks and the donut.

Terisse is the time traveler who saved me from being lost at sea; and we took a fantastic voyage together... apparently.

[Loyal]

Geminex is secretly responsible for over 80% of the content on TVTropes.

Specterbane is a Columbian drug lord. His product of choice is a special type of bubble-soap whose fumes induce some pretty wicked hallucinations, aided by the bubbles' own distortions..

[Geminex]

Viridis sacrificed a litter of mewling kittens who were also orphans to the nether gods in order to get that golden name.

He still thinks it was worth it.

[Specterbane]

Geminex once did the same thing with Chipmunks for a donut. To be fair it's reported to have been sinfully delicious.

[BitVyper]

Specterbane is Geminex's bankai.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Bitvyper is a cloaked vigilante in his spare time.

[Aldurin]

Bard has been arrested by said vigilante in his spare time.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Earl's avatar doesn't make small children cry.

[Doc ock rokc]

Bard is actually the fifth light warrior

[krogothwolf]

Doc ock rokc wishes he was the 6th light warrior

[Loyal]

Krogoth can respond to fourteen unique voice commands, but only if you say it in Spanish and preface it with "please."

[Specterbane]

Loyal was never impressed with the Large Hadron Collider. He built one in his basement and used it like an easy bake oven.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Specterbane is an agent sent down to earth by the high beetles of the roachverse on a mission, to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Also he's a megaman.

[Doc ock rokc]

12 hours later and Kyanbu's post still makes total sense.

[Specterbane]

It would explain everything wouldn't it? Sadly, for me, Doc saved the world from me being a super fighting robot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ufVQIUEiYc).

[Geminex]

Specterbane likes his Zitar, he likes his Zitar, he plays his Zitar, Zitar, wherever he goes, oh-oh-oh.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Geminex loves his avatar in a platonic manner.

[Aldurin]

Gem's avatar is zoomed in so much because he can't stand the rest of that character's face.

[Thadius]

Aldurin just wants a hug. He isn't a creeper, really!

[Doc ock rokc]

Thadeus's base is totally intact after a visit from Aldurin.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Doc was the first man to perfect hyper space technology.

[Aldurin]

Doc was the first man to perfect hyper space technology.

Kyanbu, just like everyone else, can identify exactly where my avatar is from.

[KeienSlayer]

EE understands that needless self reference isn't funny.

[Fenris]

KS received no rep for that comment.

[Specterbane]

The status on Fenris' rep is how he decided what he will do every day.

[Loyal]

The reason why there's no breathable atmosphere on the moon is because Specterbane stole it for use on his time-traveling spaceship.

[Terisse]

Loyal doesn't breath oxygen. Or at all, really. Considering, you know, the undead issues there.

[Doc ock rokc]

Terisse didn't run into a mall and beat up people with random objects because he though they where zombies. He also TOTALLY made it to the weapon shop.

[Terisse]

Doc has a really bad habit of actually hitting the things he shoots at. It's like he's not even trying to survive.

[Geminex]

Terisse is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum- and he's all out of ass.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Geminex achieved immortality after leaping off a cliff in Scotland.

[BitVyper]

No matter how many times he tries, Bard can't defeat Airman. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUVdA9ABzpg)

[Thadius]

BitVyper, despite his name, is neither made of bits or a viper. He is, in fact, a common garden snake.

[akaSM]

Thadius' title has a typo, it should say "Diaper assasin"

[Doc ock rokc]

akaSM is always watching....Always.

[Seil]

Doc Ock Rokc is dying of a terminal illness, and his last wish - according to the Make A Wish foundation - is to be cremated and to have his ashes mixed in with Jello powder at the Kraft factories.

[Thadius]

Seil is just a figment of your imagination. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_c7VGsLvYY)

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Thadius plays poker with Kamina every Thursday.

[Seil]

Kyanbu is not a legend.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Seil once saw the beginning of time. It wasn't what he had expected.

[Specterbane]

Kyanbu was once stabbed in the face with a candy corn sword. And it is the only cavity his otherwise immaculate teeth have ever seen.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Specterbane is the fabled phantom king of ghosts. Ruler of the astral plain.

[Geminex]

Hi, how are you, Kyanbu was wondering if he could talk to you about jesus?

Edit:
Initially said 'Specterbane'. Silly me.

[Loyal]

Kyanbu can turn invisible at will and mostly uses this to peek in the girls' shower room at the local gym.

Gem never fails a spot check.

[The SSB Intern]

Loyal gives amazing back rubs.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

The SSB Intern, greatest detective of the century.

[Thadius]

The legend of Kyanbu is so old it was written in a language that died twice.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Thadius was responsible for both of those deaths.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Shyria has 12 dragon forms. Each more powerful then the last.

[akaSM]

Kyanbu is a product of Sarina Phantom's twisted imagination.

[Specterbane]

akaSM is also known as "The Red Diablo's Funny Pants" on the Lucha libre circuit...some say it looses something in translation.

[Loyal]

Specterbane has a terrifying gaze that he can never turn off. Because of this he wears obscuring goggles so as not to scare bystanders.

[Doc ock rokc]

Loyal was labeled the Convict of Touch in his last play though of the SBURB Beta

[akaSM]

Doc ock rokc was his client player, if you know what I mean.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

akaSM knows everything about everyone. everything.

[Geminex]

Kyanbu is actually a villain from the X-Men universe. His mutation, though, is simply the ability to tell where a person keeps their cutlery, which makes him kinda non-threatening.

[Doc ock rokc]

Its still more threatening then Gem's mutation which is to look into the memory of goldfish.

[Aldurin]

Doc was the first successful victim of Gem's power.

[Loyal]

Earl once lost a leg in a shark attack.

It's cool. He had extras.

[Specterbane]

Loyal was turned into a Newt. Twice.

[Geminex]

Specterbane's mother was a hamster, and his father smelt of elderberries.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Geminex is really John Cleese.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Hatake is the real Kakashi. The legendary copy ninja! More legendary then me!

[Doc ock rokc]

Kyanbu was the "Legendary" flashing ninja...and it had nothing to do with lights

[KeienSlayer]

Doc wears that helmet because, without it, he would instantly charm every lady to look upon him. And also some men.

It's the women that scare him.

[Thadius]

The only thing KeienSlayer can effectively kill is time.

[Specterbane]

The world was going to end in 2012, but Thadius found the switch for that and removed it.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Specterbane's anti-ninja precautions held up quite well until the ninjas discovered asbestos.

[akaSM]

Shyria isn't really a fire breathing dragon, she just ate some really spicy food.

[Thadius]

akaSM is writing the most wonderfully complex story ever told.

It encompasses everything.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

And Thadius is the co-writer of that book.

[Loyal]

Kyanbu owns the most advanced paper mill in history, which produces the finest quality paper not yet known to man. And he's not sharing any of it.

[Doc ock rokc]

loyal was found dead the next day with thousands of paper cuts all over his body.

[Whomper]

Doc ock rokc was found at the scene of Loyal's death, inexplicably shouting something about 92 brightness.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Whomper is a proud member of the Autobots.

His war stories bring even Optimus Prime to tears from the sear awesomeness of his struggles and victories on the battle field.

[Thadius]

Kyanbu has mastered that rarest of skills mankind can ever learn: how to properly shut down a nuclear reactor.

Of course, a little place called Chernobyl might've suffered a bit while he was learning said skill...

[Red Mage Black]

Thadius is not the 'Dapper Assassin' that he claims to be, but rather a charlatan confidante who writes books about the exploits of actual dapper assassins and claims them as autobiographies to his own exploits. Yet he still wonders why they haven't taken revenge upon him yet, not yet realizing that gentlemen are above revenge.

[Bard The 5th LW]

RMB's clock is actually set to the wrong timezone. He has always been two hours too early and never realize it.

[Specterbane]

Bard is not only the fifth light warrior, he's also the troll who's attributed to Ophiuchus.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Specterbane can see the future, the past, and the reason why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

[Doc ock rokc]

for some reason Kyanbu can't figure out why Kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
(he thinks its because if you arrange them correctly they form something that looks like one of his characters if your really drunk)