Tell a baseless lie about the poster above.

[Geminex]

Doc ock rokc is slim shady, the real slim shady.

He really really wishes he wasn't.

[Loyal]

Gem requires 10 ounces of chocolate every day, or he'll drop dead on the spot.

[Doc ock rokc]

Loyal is addicted to amnesia dust and but thankfully forgot about his addiction.

[Thadius]

Doc ock was granted a wish by a genie once. Not three, just one. He wished to be with intelligent people who care about him.

Apparently the genie stopped listening halfway through, cause here he is.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Thadius once beat the Millennium Falcon, Outlaw Star, and Bebop in a race, piloting only a mail truck with 3 jet engines and a sweet flaming red paint job.

[Doc ock rokc]

Kyanbu failed to mention that he programed Thad's computer to run him right into a black hole and he in fact transcended the speed of light in normal space. causing him to escape the black hole in something roughly the size of a marble.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Doc failed to mention that Thad's escape was all according to plan.

[Specterbane]

Kyanbu is actually the cat from inspector gadget after an experiment gave him a mind of his own and the intelligence of an evil genius. He does however still enjoy a good ball of yarn, preferably pink yarn.

[Red Mage Black]

Specterbane is the one who performed said experiment in a bid to take over the world with cute and fluffy, but evil cats and so rewards them with said yarn after they 'do such a good job'.

[Geminex]

RMB is an Officially Endorsed All-Time Great Guy Person Who Is Strong.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Geminex is RMB's fanboy.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

And so is Bard.

[Red Mage Black]

Kyanbu is the President of that Fanclub as well.

[Bard The 5th LW]

RMB is a liar.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Bard is the president of the that fan club.

[Thadius]

Kyanbu once put together the Ultimate Question and the Ultimate Answer.

Instead of destroying the universe and having it remade in a more bizarre form, the revelation broke his mind.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

And Thadius's too whom I presented the Ultimate Question and Ultimate Answer to.

[Doc ock rokc]

Kyan and Thad are the Split personalities generated when the orginal mind was exposed to said Ultimate Question & Answer.

[Red Mage Black]

Doc was the creator of both the question and answer, then the resulting creation split his mind into Kyanbu. His other personality would then find the answer and split into Thad. In other words, Doc is three tiers of crazy.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Red Mage was a witness to the creation of the Ultimate Question and Answer.

[Specterbane]

Kyanbu knows the ancient secrets of the Knife Eye Attack.

[Loyal]

The secret, as Specterbane learned, is not to shove the blade into your eyes and hope the opponent is too terrified to continue.

[Thadius]

Loyal once attempted to learn from Thief how to steal secrets.

Unfortunately, once he learned the secret, Thief stole it back from him. To fill the nagging hole in the back of his mind, he steals everything else.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Then Thadius stole the secrets from Thief and sold them to the highest bidder back in Cornenia.

[Doc ock rokc]

Kyanbu sniped the bid and got a package in the mail.
this was the result
7619
~Lesson of the day Don't snipe Sarda.~

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Except Doc swapped places with me moments before it happened in a feat to save my life.

[akaSM]

Kyanbu saved Doc by traveling back in time and placing a Doc doll in place of the real Doc.

[Thadius]

akaSM once tried to destroy the Earth by awakening a planet-eating monster buried deep in the Earth's core.

This failed on two accounts: one, there are no such monsters buried within the core, and two, that's my shtick, so I had to stop him.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Thadius once saved the world by accident when he fired a laser meant to destroy the moon, only to miss it completely and vaporize an approaching 250,000m wide Asteroid that would have destroyed the planet.

[Specterbane]

The Asteroid was summoned by Kyanbu using the never talked about GREY MATERIA.

[akaSM]

Specterbane gave that materia to Kyanbu because he tried eating it and didn't like it's taste.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

akaSM once invented bread that never spoils. It explodes when cut though. So it never caught on.

[Zilla]

Kyanbu's bread is made of tree resins.

[Doc ock rokc]

Zilla's real name is jira

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Doc is the one true Captain Falcon.

[Zilla]

Kyanbu knows the muffin man.

[akaSM]

Zilla ate the muffin man.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

akaSM created the muffin man.

[akaSM]

Sugar, milk, and other muffin making ingredients.
These were the ingredients choosen
To create the perfect muffin
But, because of Kyanbu's shenanigans akaSM accidentally
Added an extra ingredient to the concoction---
Chemical X
Thus, The Muffin Man was born
Using his ultra-super flavors
Vanilla, Chocolate, and Whatever muffins taste like
Has dedicated his live to fighting crime
And the forces of evil

[Kyanbu The Legend]

And akaSM became known as akaSM Jojo.

[Thadius]

You cannot comprehend the true form of Kyanbu's baseless lie!

[Doc ock rokc]

Thadius's('ss) Baseless lie has a Odd number of wings that it doesn't need to fly.

[KeienSlayer]

Doc is actually the personification of gravity, and that's the reason bumblebees can fly.

[Specterbane]

Some say he's been declared illegal in 12 U.S. States, and that if he passes with in a mile of a crying baby it'll stop out of respect. All we know is he's called KeienSlayer!

[Kyanbu The Legend]

And Specterbane is his trusty side kick.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Kyanbu is his nemesis, constantly having his silly and evil plans thwarted.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

And Bard is my minion.

[Aldurin]

Kyanbu is a hobo with a stolen laptop.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Aldurin once ran a red light riding a boar.

[akaSM]

He had to, some lunatic was chasing him on a dodo while making honking sounds but, hey, It was Kyanbu's boar after all.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

That lunatic was non other then akaSM himself.

[Thadius]

Kyanbu knows how to do things in moderation.

This thread isn't one of those things, but hey, everything else, he can do in moderation.

[Loyal]

Thadius can shoot rainbows out of his fingertips to make anything more COLORFUL.

[Specterbane]

So you're saying Thadius' avatar should be something like this?
http://images.wikia.com/yuyuhakusho/images/c/c3/Suzuka;_Rainbow_Cyclone.jpg


Regardless, Loyal just shed a tear of joy, sorrow, and confusion at the sight of that image.

[Thadius]

I...I cannot grasp the true form of that picture. I try and fail. It is a thing beyond comprehension by normal means!

Specterbane clearly needs to be fought by a rag-tag group of preteen children if he can procure horrors such as that.

[Red Mage Black]

Thadius is actually the Toast King on the Moon.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Red Mage Black once created a rocket that could travel at light speed.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

But Kyanbu spilled coffee all over the console and grounded the inaugural mission to Neptune indefinitely.

[Loyal]

Shyria is an ex-assassin-turned-international-superspy working for the Russian government. In those circles she is known simply as "The Serpent".

[Specterbane]

Loyal was once one of her targets, but faked his own death and had facial nonconstructive surgery to change his identity.

[Doc ock rokc]

Specterbane provided such surgery with a Louisville slugger and Novocaine

[Specterbane]

MY COST CUTTING SECRETS REVEALED! And I didn't even get to release a book on it.

Doc, you were once my pupil in these endeavors, but now it seems we are business rivals.

[Odjn]

Specterbane lit himself on fire, but no one cared. :(

[Aldurin]

Odjn is a redneck.

[Odjn]

Aldurin lives in fear of my shotgun.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Odjin lives in fear of my sword-shotgun.

[Doc ock rokc]

kyan was found dead missing all his teeth holding a note that said "My God those hics need to stop playing banjos"

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Little did everybody know that it was really Doc, not me.

[Loyal]

Kyanbu has an entire pocket in his travel-pack dedicated just to holding extra pens.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Loyal, is one of those pens.

[Kerensky287]

Kyanbu The Legend is climbing a mountain.

Why is he climbing a mountain?

[Kyanbu The Legend]

To challenge Kerensky to a duel of swords for control of mystical japan!

[Loyal]

For the duel, Kyanbu will use a bitchin' ninja sword that he keeps within arms reach of his bed.

[Aldurin]

Loyal has never been, nor wants to be, serious for any length of time.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Aldurin is kneeling.

[Thadius]

Bard not only KNOWS the reason kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch, he IS the reason kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

He also controls the world's supply of Trix and ensures none ever goes to any silly rabbits.

[Specterbane]

Thadius has every intension of stealing all of Bard's Cookie Crisp.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Specterbane owns the only blueprints on how to make a working jet pack.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Specterbane's jetpack plans are certainly of ZERO interest to the Russian government and they OBVIOUSLY haven't dispatched "The Serpent" to "borrow" it and CLEARLY haven't authorized (nay, encouraged) the application of lethal force during the operation.

<.=.<

[rpgdemon]

Shyria Dracnoir strongly supports all dragon-slaying activities.

[Specterbane]

rpgdemon is secretly every generic monster ever contrived in D&D that was ever drawn in MS Paint.

[Doc ock rokc]

Specterbane is really- THE MUSIC MISTER SINGS THE SONGS THAT THE WORLD WANTS TO HEAR!

[rpgdemon]

Doc ock rokc writes the songs that make the young girls cry.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Rpgdemon sings the songs that make young boys cry... with rage.

[rpgdemon]

Kyanbu and everyone in this thread are being helpful and actively contributing commands to the thread immediately below this one, wherein I rip off MSPaint Adventures.

:P

[Doc ock rokc]

Rpgdemon once called "867-6309" and ended up being abducted by aliens.

[Specterbane]

The aliens were actually Doc and his team of Robot, Mafia, Ninjas playing a prank on him.

[Kerensky287]

Specterbane once held his opponent's wife's hand.... in a vat of acid. At a party.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Kerensky love children...especially on toast with his morning tea.

[Darth SS]

Shyria Dracnoir is definitely russian, possibly jewish.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Darth SS is totally not a terrible Doctor.

[Loyal]

Kyanbu has a rather unhealthy fixation with York peppermint patties. He singlehandedly buys out the local grocery store's stock every time it hits the shelves.

[rpgdemon]

Loyal is disloyal to everyone he knows.

[Darth SS]

rpgdemon hates turn-based combat.

[rpgdemon]

Darth SS knew that the above statement is true.

I hate the JRPG style of gameplay. Turn based strategy, however, is fine.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

But Rpgdemon secretly loves JRPGs.

[Specterbane]

And Kyanbu hates that about him so much he's plotting to become rpgdemon's super villain arch nemesis.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Specterbane ain't afraid of no ghost.

[Loyal]

Bard is an exceptionally clever goldfarming bot who gained sentience, and comes here just so it won't be lonely.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Loyal is a member of the GGs from Jet Set Radio Future. Sent to this world to tag all of our buildings and women.

[akaSM]

Kyanbu is remaking the CDi Zelda games' FMVs in glorious HD.

[rpgdemon]

akaSM is eagerly awaiting the completion of this project.

[Kerensky287]

rpgdemon can't wait to bomb some dodongos.

[Doc ock rokc]

KERENSKY MY BOI! PEACE IS WHAT ALL WARRIORS STRIVE FOR!

[Loyal]

Doc prefers his wine like he prefers his women; old, sour, and spoiled rotten.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Loyal does not drink...wine.

[Kerensky287]

It's not just that Shyria's avatar hasn't taken off that damn Santa hat since Christmas; she, in fact, hasn't taken that hat off since Christmas 2008.

[Doc ock rokc]

Kerensky is actually Candlejack! that is why he doesn't have a avata

[Specterbane]

Doc made the statues on Easter Island and then commissioned aliens to put them there as a practical joke which will be made apparent the 3,145.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Specterbane has defeated the Seven Evil Exs and the 8 Robot Masters using only a crowbar and blunt rage.

[akaSM]

Thank You Kyanbu! But Your Baseless Lie Is In Another Post!

[rpgdemon]

akaSM couldn't even think of any baseless lie.

[Doc ock rokc]

RPG's MOM is a baseless lie!

[Loyal]

Doc is responsible for the Tunguska incident. It was an accident, he swears.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Loyal staged the Dyatlov Pass incident (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident) to try and one-up Doc.

[Thadius]

Shyria is the Queen of Candyland. The Czar of Chocolatedom. The ruler of all that is Sweet and Good.

...But deep down inside, she's always loved her vegetables more.

[Doc ock rokc]

Thadius is the Best rogue you want if you want to spot traps...As he walks right into them.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Traps that Doc sets before hand that is.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Kyanbu was the one who the traps were originally set for.

[Specterbane]

All of it is because of the tale Bard conjured with a lute.

[Doc ock rokc]

That was Put into his head magically by a specter.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Doc ock's sweat glows in the dark. He uses this to fuel SWEET RAVE PARTIES!

[Specterbane]

Shyria once ate a raver coming out of one of Doc's raves. It was the single most frightening and beautiful experience she's ever had. It was also the reason Rome burned to the ground. Along with Rome V in 3642.

Did I mention she was time traveling because of that Raver? Let me tell you it was a crazy night thanks to Doc.

[akaSM]

Specterbane is that raver, it's a good thing Shyria is dragon with internet based powers and stuff, otherwise Specterbane would be bored inside Shyria's completely safe non-digestive system.

[rpgdemon]

akaSM is not also known as SM.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

He is secretly rpgdemon.

[Loyal]

Kyanbu has a website somewhere that'll tell you how to summon a dragon of any color.

[Doc ock rokc]

Loyal soon learned that it didn't teach you on how to CONTROL said dragon.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Doc ock ALWAAAAAYS WANTS TO BE WITH YOOOOOOOOUU, MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOOOOOOUUU, AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY

OHHHHH LOOOVEE!

[Thadius]

Shyria is not Muffin from 8-bit theater. She's the older sister of Muffin, and when Brian was out looking for a dragon for the comic, Shyria said, 'Eh, it sounds like a wimpy job, why don't you take it, sis?'

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Thadius was the one that talked her out of taking the deal to appear in the comic. She's still not sure whether to thank or throttle him for that one.

[Loyal]

Update: Shyria has settled for throttling, because she's always wanted someone to call her "Muffin".

[Bard The 5th LW]

Loyal once garroted a great white shark.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Bard once punched out Captain Falcon in a bar fight.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Kyanbu once figured that if it took one woman nine months to gestate a baby, then nine women could get it done in just one month.

He's still wanted by the FBI.

[Kerensky287]

Shyria's a fuckin' genius of theoretical biology.

[Aldurin]

Kerensky is living proof of that.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Aldurin is living proof that dogs cannot look up.

[Kerensky287]

Shyria is still not sure if it's dragons in general that cannot look up or it the sky is just REALLY FAR BACK THERE.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Only Kerensky287 knows the answer to that.

[Loyal]

Kyanbu spilled some strawberry jam last week, and he could swear that the spill looked like the Mona Lisa.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Loyal one taught himself to play Wagner's complete "Ring Cycle" with nothing but a mouth harp and his armpits.

[Specterbane]

Shyria once played Pachelbel's canon on a Xylophone with her toes.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Specterbane once over took a Nissian GT-R in race, driving a regular racing bike.

[Kerensky287]

That's because Kyanbu was driving the GT-R.

[Thadius]

Kerensky once made an Infinite Hallway and was about to demonstrate it, when some moron went and turned it into, simply, 'The Infinite.'

Fortunately he brought enough supercomputing equipment to communicate with the world at large.

Unfortunately, he spends all his time here arguing with us.

[Loyal]

Thadius decided he no longer wanted to pay taxes.

The government is no longer concerned with his tax evasion, because they're now hunting him for the numerous first-degree murder charges he racked up killing the IRS agents who came after him.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Loyal is the federal agent assigned to bring Thadius in. Hollywood has already optioned the film rights to their shenanigans.

[Aldurin]

Shyria runs the biggest weed farm in this region of space. It's never been found out because she uses it all for herself.

[Thadius]

Aldurin exists only on the internet. Some say this is because he's only a persona of someone else. Some say it's because he's simply an alternate identity that can be fallen back on as need dictates. But today the truth shall be revealed:

Aldurin is in fact a deranged AI.

[Aldurin]

Thadius' computer is not compromised. Not by viruses or hackers or Nigerian scam artists. And his firewall and anti-virus work fine.

[rpgdemon]

Aldurin didn't make me laugh.

[Thadius]

Rpgdemon gazed long and hard into the RPG, and the RPG gazed back into him. It's why he's Rpgdemon now, he used to just be called Rpgbob.

[Aldurin]

Thadius, in reality, had a stroke right before he clicked the signup button for the forum. He's been in the hospital in critical condition for over 5 years. Every person, shenanigan and thread on this forum is a bizarre creation by his own mind, while each member vies to be the admins are not worthy the dominant personality in his slowly the mods are no better recovering body. His wounds and do you really want to be Fifth, or NonCon when you return? have definitely healed by now, but his mind remains trapped the fun you can have within here is nothing compared to outside within the forum, unaware of where he really is or what sort of danger his identity is in.

It's time to wake up Thadius. Time to embrace the insanity wake up, your true potential family is calling you.

The world is yours for the taking.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Because Aldurin...


is Thadius's sister!

[Thadius]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

On a more baseless-lie note, Kyanbu is the one responsible for the small thermal exhaust port on the Death Star. Once it was traced back to him, Vader decided to show Kyanbu what he thought of the design flaw.

Hint: He was not amused.

[Loyal]

Thad used to do a comedy routine every Thursday at the Borscht Bowl. The audience cheered loudest of all when he finally left.

[Specterbane]

Loyal was his puppet for the prop comedy bot.

[Kerensky287]

Specterbane is a closet supporter of specters.

[KeienSlayer]

Kerensky actually has very well defined and logical positions on topics, and very rarely changes them.

He's just too afraid to share.

[Hatake Kakashi]

KeienSlayer, despite his post count record, is actually one of the most influential members of our forums. He usually posts under the name "Fifthfiend" and is generally considered to be the most unhappy person on the internet.

[Aldurin]

Hatake Kakashi is NonCon, keep that in mind the next time he flirts with you.

[Specterbane]

"Aldurin" was never actually Evil, just misunderstood.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Specterbane once played poker with a deck of tarot cards.

He got a royal flush and four people died.

[Doc ock rokc]

its still better then the 20 people that got cancer from shyria's Tarot solitaire.

[Aldurin]

Whenever Doc rolls dice, the cumulative amount of blood lost from accidents directly resulting from the dice throw is equal to the roll's result in quarts.

[Loyal]

Earl earned a PhD in Dolphin Communications so that he could learn their secrets, but for the most part all he's learned is that they're exceptionally vulgar assholes.

[Doc ock rokc]

Earl earned a PhD in Dolphin Communications so that he could learn their secrets, but for the most part all he's learned is that they're exceptionally vulgar assholes.

Loyal is considered the unrivaled king of dolphins

[Bard The 5th LW]

And Doc ock Rokc is his queen.

[Doc ock rokc]

When a alarm goes off Bard does this
http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs6/2019044_o.gif

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Doc taught him those moves. He can do it better.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Kyanbu once made a pact with the muse Terpsichore to win a breakdancing competition.

[Kerensky287]

Shyria's still furious at only placing second in that same competition.

[Loyal]

Kerensky was bitten by a radioactive gerbil, and now spends his nights as GERBILMAN, fighting crime, righting wrongs, and educating people on the proper care of pet gerbils.

[Specterbane]

Everyone seems to think that Loyal has perfected the "Evil Eye" technique, but the truth is that he actually has mastery over the "Evil Nose Bridge" technique passed down in his family line for generations.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Specterbane knows this because he himself once faced against Loyal And lost to the technique. His "Seven Ghosts of the North Star Style" was no match for Loyal's "Evil Nose Bridge" Technique.

[Aldurin]

Kyanbu is allergic to cats, dogs, puppies, chocolate, sunshine and apple pie.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

The hairs from Aldurin's left nostril are a key component in the true Elixir of Life.

[Loyal]

Shyria expends a remarkable percentage of her budget on perfumes and such. She uses them for fragrance, not on herself, but on the numerous fabric roses she makes in her free time.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Loyal then steals those fragrances, spritzes/splashes them (all of them) on himself daily, dresses in drag and dances in front of his computer between posts as he sings "I feel pretty."

[Kyanbu The Legend]

It's Hatake's favorite web cast.

[Specterbane]

Kakashi is never found wearing any less than three masks at any given time.

EDIT: Some say he once made a swish on a basketball court from half court using a bowling ball, or that he's been known to fly in kites ninja style in order to deliver pamphlets entitles "How to be as awesome as me" to unsuspecting collage students; all we know is that he goes by Kyanbu.

[Doc ock rokc]

Hello Ladies.
Look at your man.
Now back at specterbane.
Now Back at your man.
Now back to specter.
Thankfully your man isn't specter.
but if you use mace self defense tools you can ensure that you never see specter.
Whats in your hand?
I have it it's a stun gun with no human differentiation in current
Look down!
Now back up!
The barbs are now in specter!
anything is possible when you use mace.
Im in a tank.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Doc once met me on the battle field. He was destroying my troops left and right. They where like play things to him. Then I entered the battle, and as he glanced at the red of my armor he knew full well who he was dealing with. He fought hard but in the end my speed was his undoing. As I left the field, Doc shouted out loudly over the radio, "Curse you, Kyanbu the Red Comet!"

Doc never forgot that day.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Kyanbu's full knightly title is "Kyanbu the Red Comet Anti Toe Fungus Cream"

[Hatake Kakashi]

Shyria's Dragon persona is a front. In all reality, she is a rabid gerbil.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Kakashi engineered her and that gerbil that bit Kerensky in an earlier post as part of a plot to assassinate high ranking members of the United States armed forces for snubbing his proposal to engineer gerbils to assassinate high ranking members of the Taliban militia.

[Loyal]

Shyria stocks her freezer with all the best ice cream flavors that we only thought were discontinued.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Loyal is plotting to steal them tonight. All of them.

[Specterbane]

Kyanbu is pairing up with Loyal for one last big score.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Specterbane is our loyal butler/get away driver.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Kyanbu was only supposed to blow the bloody door off!

[Kerensky287]

Shyria should've known to call Gerbilman when things got dicey. Now she's minus 1 fridge and minus infinity ice cream.

And Gerbilman's just laughing away in his Gerbilwheel.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Kerensky surely remembered to check that the ice cream was in fact ice cream and not carefully designed plastic explosives.

[Doc ock rokc]

Shyra your fridge exploded when i was playing with your remote. Sorry.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Doc is secretly not sorry about that.

[Loyal]

Go to New Jersey and ask about Kyanbu, and the locals will tell you the story of the Prince of Murder.

[Kerensky287]

Loyal doesn't need to, though. He had enough personal experience from his own time as the Heir of Arson.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Kerensky is the private enforcer of the one known as the Shah of Shinkicks.

[Doc ock rokc]

This definitely explains why shyria was hopping around on one foot and rested her hand on my bases SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON!...

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Unfortunately, it was for Doc's secret Arctic base rather than his secret New Jersey Turnpike factory base.

[akaSM]

Unfortunately, it was for Doc's secret Arctic base rather than his secret New Jersey Turnpike factory base.

Shyria loves driving in that turnpike, in a ckart while wearing a Toad costume.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

aka meanwhile likes to gallavant around on rooftops in a bloody hoodie screaming like a tree full of howler monkeys what stubbed their toes.

[Specterbane]

Shyria totally lied about her birthday on the forums. It's actually on in elusive date of February 33rd. But it's not like we all don't hope she had a great one anyhow, hope you enjoyed it.

[Aldurin]

Specterbane only buckles up for as long as he is in police territory, otherwise he drives by "ghost ridin' the whip".

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Aldurin runs a freelance mob enforcer ring and dog walking service out of his garage.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Shyria knows this because she is Aldurin's right hand woman.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Kyanbu is both the syndicate's top arms smuggler and a champion Pembroke Welsh Corgi.

[Thadius]

The last time Shyria posed for a picture, it was entitled 'St. George and the Dragon.'

The artist had to modify the picture a bit after seeing what Shyria did to poor St. George...

[Kyanbu The Legend]

And that's Thadius is always wearing the suit of armor. To hide the Dragon wounds he got from Shyria that day.

[Kozar]

He listed his location as New Jersey simply to cash in on the popularity of Jersey Shore.

[Aldurin]

Kozar doesn't exist, his twelve posts are only remnants of his attempts to exist over the past 3 and a half years.

[Loyal]

Earl frequently trips over his own shoelaces, only to recover and pretend he'd meant to do it all along. You'd think he'd learn to tie his shoes by now.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Loyal frequently pushes Earl when ever he's not looking, making him only believe he trips over his shoelaces.

[Aldurin]

As much as Kyanbu would like to think he's a painfully blinding beacon of light when he's really only a soft, incandescent glow.

[Doc ock rokc]

Even then Aldurin bowed and prayed
To the neon god he made

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Doc ock was NOT the shooter on the grassy knoll, he was the spitballer on the Denny's patio.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Shyria and me once had a duel on a tennis court in Wildwood NJ. Wearing toy dueldisks and quoteing lines from varies yugioh DM through ZeXal episodes as well as Yugioh abridged.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Kyanbu was once Sparta-kicked off a castle wall by Thadius.

[Aldurin]

Fortunately for her, Shyria had replaced the ground with bubble wrap and feathers.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

And Aldurin's pre-dragon grilled cooked car for added effect. I survived but his car didn't. Aldurin was unusually happy about it.

[Doc ock rokc]

Kyan drawls power from killing this game

[Aldurin]

Doc may be a "real American hero", but he has over 1000 arrest warrants in the rest of the world.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Aldurin is secretly an earth pony. His cutie mark is an avocado.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Shyria is Aldurin's faithful dragon companion/slave bent on one day turning against him.

[Aldurin]

Unfortunately for Shy, Kyanbu sells mind control fumes at a very discount price. I mean it's so cheap that no person should be willing to lose that much money on it.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Aldurin is the only survivor to witness the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

[akaSM]

*was* because Kyanbu left a banana peel next to a cliff. Aldurin found said peel...with his feet.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

aka paid Kyanbu to plant the peel.

[akaSM]

I had to pay Kyanbu because Shyria actually planted it instead of just leaving it there.

[Aldurin]

Fortunately akaSM didn't check where the money was going to, and one of the receiving groups was dedicated to lowering cliffs to non-fatal heights.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

A group known as Aldurin.co owned and founded by Aldurin himself.

[Doc ock rokc]

A group known as Aldurin.co owned and founded by Aldurin himself.

Who was later sued to oblivion by Kyanbu corp

[Kyanbu The Legend]

In an elaborate attempt for Doc to take over Aldurin.co. "It didn't work" would be an understatement to how badly that plan failed.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

All of which were later broken up by anti-monopoly legislation pushed by lobbyists of ThadCorp.

[Bard The 5th LW]

And in the midst of the chaos, BardInc. initiated a full corporate lockdown to avoid attention from Shyria Industries.

[Aldurin]

In all of this, everyone lost (especially Bard) due to heavy government taxation on businesses.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Aldurin invented the internet, JUST to the mock world.

[Doc ock rokc]

Aldurin didnt know that Kyanbu would mock back.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Doc didn't realize the full extent Aldurin's desires to mock him the most.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

Kyanbu is two kids in a trenchcoat fighting for control of the keyboard.

[akaSM]

The Sevenshot Kid of Northwest Arizona doesn't have a 7 bullet revolver, in fact, he has 2 six shooters but he always forgets to fully load the second gun, hence his name.

[Aldurin]

akaSM is dead, and the current double is the spy that got the kill.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Aldurin hates love.

[Umbrellacorp495]

Bard The 5th LW is actually the 4th Light Warrior.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Umbrellacorp is a product of my mind personified.

[Doc ock rokc]

Kyanbu understands when to let this thread go.

[The Murderer]

Doc ock doesn't

[Umbrellacorp495]

The Murderer understands the necro-bumping is kinda douchey

[The Murderer]

Umbrellacorp understands that he was actually the one to necro bump in the first place :D