Sex Games Go Hands Free With Kinect

[Seil]

Sex Games Go 'Hands Free' With Kinect (http://blog.seattlepi.com/microsoft/archives/232032.asp?from=blog_last3)

Okay, so there's sex games for Kinect. Or Kinekt. Or however Microsoft's spelling it. I'm pretty - pretty here means definately - sure that there's a market for sex games, but I'm not entirely sure that Microsoft needs this right now.

It's going to be hard to introduce their new motion thingy while media outlets, religious foundations and soccer moms the world over are going "THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" So, probably gonna make some money off of this, but it'll spark off controversy that...

Wait.

Controller free sex games? Where do I go to pick up an XBox?

[Ryong]

Well, I believe most modded kinect games are being modded on the PC? So you just need a kinect and you can use your own PC for porn just like always. But yeah, really, who couldn't see this one coming?

[Kim]

Microsoft.

[Aldurin]

Hey, sex has been one of the main drives to finance and encourage technology. If we let the perverts keep developing this stuff we'll have mental interface in no time.

[pochercoaster]

Polygons get me all hot and bothered.

[Krylo]

Polygons get me all hot and bothered.

Yeah, ink, pixels, and light projected onto a screen are all are much hotter.

Edit: I like how his hand kept clipping through her tits.

[Lost in Time]

I prefer to have some peripherals with my sex, thank you very much.

[Aerozord]

I honestly dont see the appeal, I mean over just, lets say watching it or something. There is zero feedback, might as well just pantomime it while watching a porno.

[Magus]

Dammit Seil here I was, totally free of any reason to ever buy a Kinect, and then you show me this.

Just dammit.

[Nique]

This is not knocking Seil's OP - Just pointing out that sex and, indeed, even rape themed computer-interactive-video-screen-electronic-games are a thing that has existed for a long, long time.

Like, seriously I haven't played or even actively researched a single one of them and I can think of at least 6 or 7 pretty mainstream titles off the top of my head.

[Amake]

"We all know sex is really mostly a three-part formula: 1) visual, 2) auditory, 3) tactile." Why does it feel like I'm reading about an issue from Nationstates? Oh yeah, because there's someone assuming his comically outlandish opinion is absolute fact and true for everyone. As far as sensory input can be ranked for their importance in sex, I'd put it touch, taste, smell, sound, sight. Heck, maybe even some unofficial senses like balance before sight.

[Marc v4.0]

Sight and sound do most of the work in preparation, touch does a lot of heavy work for the physical deed, and the whole process is sex, so they're pretty much ranked up on the same level as far as that goes.

taste and smell? over sight and sound?

[Krylo]

tasteMaking out, foreplay, etc. smell Pheromones.

[Marc v4.0]

Making out, foreplay, etc. Pheromones.

Foreplay I give you

Pheromones? We mask all of ours rather heavily, so I'm not buying that one for the listed price.


If I have a stuffy nose and can't smell or taste anything, it doesn't ruin sex for me. Hearing and sight gone? Yeah, that's a real killer. I have to wear my glasses because having sex with a blurry peach form isn't exactly my idea of awesome.

[Krylo]

Foreplay I give you

Pheromones? We mask all of ours rather heavily, so I'm not buying that one for the listed price.


If I have a stuffy nose and can't smell or taste anything, it doesn't ruin sex for me. Hearing and sight gone? Yeah, that's a real killer. I have to wear my glasses because having sex with a blurry peach form isn't exactly my idea of awesome.

To be fair human pheromones are a bit contested.

But smell is pretty heavily connected to various parts of our brain, including memory and emotion, and smelling good can make you more attractive to members of the opposite sex, whether because your scent reminds them of an ex who was rather great, or because it just makes them feel safe. It can also have the opposite effect, of course (like wearing axe around any girls who have dated one of those douchebags that wear axe).

I can see where someone would rate smell highly, even if I wouldn't.

[Amake]

taste and smell? over sight and sound? I'll just let Grant Morrison take this one:
http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv324/immortalpictures/The_Invisibles_V3_08_11.jpg

[Marc v4.0]

Yeah, BS and smoke, pretty much what I thought

Krylo I can, again, see where they would be important, but not so much more. That...whatever that is up there is just..what.

[RobinStarwing]

*sigh* Here it comes...

I will stick to the real thing thank you. I at least get to interact with another human being on some level.

[Sithdarth]

To be fair human pheromones are a bit contested.

But smell is pretty heavily connected to various parts of our brain, including memory and emotion, and smelling good can make you more attractive to members of the opposite sex, whether because your scent reminds them of an ex who was rather great, or because it just makes them feel safe. It can also have the opposite effect, of course (like wearing axe around any girls who have dated one of those douchebags that wear axe).

I can see where someone would rate smell highly, even if I wouldn't.

There was actually a study done and they found a correlation between the smell of a guys sweat and his attractiveness. If I remember right it was linked back to how certain genes can be expressed as slightly different chemical signatures in the sweat. This causes slightly different bacteria to grow that live off the sweat and causes their waste, which is apparently responsible for BO, to smell slightly different. Women can apparently pick up on and differentiate between these different odors and are programed to dislike the smell of a man that is too genetically similar. Apparently the genes that control this are associated with immunity so mating with someone with a very different smell is good for the immune system of the offspring.

Of course the program that I saw that was talking about a study also talked about a study that verified that women really are attracted to money. The moral of the story is sexual attraction makes rocket science look like algebra.

[Seil]

I like how I can post a story about people science-ing two male mice to have a child together and no one responds, while a thread about sex-games gets, like, fifteen responses in an hour and just turns into a conversation about sex with webcomics.

And I didn't post the webcomic! That's the amazing thing.

[Amake]

That...whatever that is up there is just..what.
If you have sex in various conditions of sensory deprivation, you may experience different sensations than otherwise. It's hardly rocket science.

[Marc v4.0]

Yeah, I hear it is great high, too.

No shit when you shut out certain senses others get more intense. That is really neither here nor there in a generalized statement about what senses are important for sex and sexual arousal, since if you were not shutting those senses out, the others wouldn't be made more important.

[Amake]

I was refuting the claim that sight is the most important for everyone because after experiments inspired by that comic, I have found touch matters more to me.

[Marc v4.0]

I don't see why or how anyone around here can ever be subtle about sex

[Ryong]

I prefer to have some peripherals with my sex, thank you very much.

You know, there's a penis-controlled device for interacting with porn games.

Or so I heard.

From TVtropes, I think.

Suddenly my signature sounds relevant.

[Torque]

http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/1108856019_wZAD4-L.jpg

[Aerozord]

I really hope there are no children in this thread for the following thought

Touch is the most important aspect of sex because while you can argue how important it is orgasm is basically the end goal, thats why its called a climax. While there are exceptions one generally cannot orgasm without atleast some tactile stimulus. Other senses might play roles, and even excite you more then touch, but touch is the only one that is absolutely necessary

[Torque]

Touch is the most important aspect of sex because while you can argue how important it is orgasm is basically the end goal, thats why its called a climax. While there are exceptions one generally cannot orgasm without atleast some tactile stimulus. Other senses might play roles, and even excite you more then touch, but touch is the only one that is absolutely necessary

Youtube disagrees with you, 1,000,000.04% (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NsuIh05t68)

[synkr0nized]

ha ha I am now imagining folks who are claiming sight is the best of the senses getting off before anything happens. Poor souls.


e for Torque's link: lol

[Aerozord]

Youtube disagrees with you, 1,000,000.04% (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NsuIh05t68)

oh see, this is why I said there are exceptions. with nearly 7 billion people of course there are those that dont require it, but for the other 99.99% of us, you do

Alternate reply: ah yes because we all know youtube is a reliable source of information. Now excuse me while I use one of their tutorials to turn water into gold

[Bells]

I hear what you are all saying... but. If this was a 3D Sex Game with kinect Controls...

GiGGDY
GiGGDY
GOO!!
HEH
Awwww right

Which also reminds me that there is 3D Porn now...

THE FUTURE!

On a side note... just because real sex with real people is the best thing, that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the other stuff too you know... you don't have to replace something or choose it "instead of" you can actually have both...

Most of what you guys are saying is like you are saying you rather only Swim Crawl style because you like it more than Back style... you known you can swim both styles any time you want if you want without loosing anything, right?

[bluestarultor]

I like how I can post a story about people science-ing two male mice to have a child together and no one responds, while a thread about sex-games gets, like, fifteen responses in an hour and just turns into a conversation about sex with webcomics.

And I didn't post the webcomic! That's the amazing thing.

Come back when they make a game with gay mice doing it. :P

Actually don't, because I'm sure there are already hundreds. >_>;

[Kim]

This is the only porn game I need (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duel_Love)

[Torque]

and the genitals are hidden by the gap between the top and bottom DS screens.

LOL! I don't know why, but that sentence right there just made my day.

[Aldurin]

. . . (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=225)

[Premmy]

Can't believe I'm saying this, but I kinda hope there's lots of Wii porn games selling like hotcakes right now because if not, Law of First Adopters says we'll all be playing Kinect-style games before we can actually jack/plug our brains into them and I'd much rather use Wii-style controls for the majority of my entertainment than Kinect-style.

[Torque]

Here's an idea for a sex game.

It's called have real sex!

My goodness... I get that the pr0nz make flying solo a little more interesting, but seriously? What's next? Sex cereal?
Sexy-O's?
Boobie-Flakes?
When does the madness end?!

[Aerozord]

Here's an idea for a sex game.

It's called have real sex!

My goodness... I get that the pr0nz make flying solo a little more interesting, but seriously? What's next? Sex cereal?
Sexy-O's?
Boobie-Flakes?
When does the madness end?!

well they have sex toys

[phil_]

Here's an idea for a sex game.

It's called have real sex!

My goodness... I get that the pr0nz make flying solo a little more interesting, but seriously? What's next? Sex cereal?
Sexy-O's?
Boobie-Flakes?
When does the madness end?!Next thing you'll be telling me is to go play a real guitar instead of Guitar Hero, right? Go stomp on real monsters' heads instead of playing Mario?

[The SSB Intern]

Next thing you'll be telling me is to go play a real guitar instead of Guitar Hero, right? Go stomp on real monsters' heads instead of playing Mario?

Or do inane, aggravating chores instead of playing Animal Crossing.