In which Token bitches and moans about his Cluster Headache.

[Token]

For the past five months, I've had a cluster headache. Since it's 5:30 in the morning, I'm on yet another night of no sleep, and I quite frankly have nothing better to do, I've decided to bitch to you lucky bastards about it. For those of you who don't know, these headaches are the most painful condition known to medicine. I've been on all sorts of medicines, I've had botox injected into a nerve, I've been put on morphine, spent a couple weeks in the hospital and nothing is helping. My doctors are all entirely baffled, because, as is entirely fucking typical with my luck, no one knows a way to cure the disease. The one thing I took that did get rid of the headache also gave me a seizure, and I wasn't able to speak for almost an entire week. Suffice to say, it has not been a fun five months.

This headache has, to be blunt, entirely fucked up my life. My personal life is a mess, since, due to the constant pain, I have little-to-no patience, and as a result I'm being an asshole to my friends. What's more, I more or less missed my entire winter break. My friends are back in town, for the only time until summer, and I was only able to drag myself out of my room three days. My grades are in the toilet, since I've had this damn thing literally my entire first semester of college. My next semester starts on Monday, and I swear to Christ's taint, if this isn't better by then, I'm going to scream. My sleep cycle is fucked like a hooker on a Tuesday; I get maybe three hours of sleep in a 24 hour period, and that's all broken up throughout the day. Of course, that doesn't count the times the pain gets bad enough that I pass out, which tends to add on about twenty minutes.

I am going entirely fucking batshit crazy at this point, and I have no idea what to do. So, I'm hoping that some of you crazy wankers will be able to cheer me up. Post a joke, set something on fire, suggest something for me to do, anything that will take my mind off of this fucking headache.

Love,
Token

[Nikose Tyris]

I realized last night that disney puts more effort into it's side characters that get 15 seconds of screen time, then they do into their princesses.

All the main princess cast are, overall, generic. their features are exchangeable to the point you can just swap color palettes to transform one into another. [Oddly includes Jasmine but not Mulan, and Mulan doesn't count as a 'disney princess' anyway.]

Meanwhile, a totally unique sidecharacter? Babette. The fuckin' feather duster from Beauty and the Beast. My girlfriend made me watch it since she grabbed the latest blu ray release, and what the hell, people. LOOK AT HER.

http://blue-realm.net/babette/images/babette_01.png

Different eyes, different head shape, entirely different torso. She gets 5 seconds of screen time and then she's gone. A few of Ariel's sisters are the same way.

I don't know why that amuses me so much, but it does.

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ProtonJonSA on youtube has been Let's Playing Superman 64. He's gone above and beyond and has been interviewing the creators of this game, and his latest video is about feature length long, and features some really interesting stuff about Lex.

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My girlfriend kicked me out of the bed today to go shower, because apparently 'I smell bad'. Not mentioning I did all the physical labor yesterday while sick, because apparently I'm expected to clean, shower, clean more, shower, bed.

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I spoke to my grandfather this morning, and that issue I told you about last night? Yeah, he's punishing her in epic fashion. I get to work in her store as the manager.

[Geminex]

have this picture of world's most hardcore dance party!
http://i947.photobucket.com/albums/ad317/geminex/epic.gif

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Sounds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVjzd320gew) like (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gppbrYIcR80) someone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTxW3GWZ5hI&feature=related) could (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vdYSZ4YGnU&feature=related) use (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_AL7DxfK2c&feature=related) some (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y4cQEEyuTw) cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UurRCgg14Y&feature=related) videos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdhLQCYQ-nQ)

Hope something finally works out for you.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I mugged a homeless man today. It was prety funny. I should have videotaped it.

[Bells]

I mugged a homeless man today. It was prety funny. I should have videotaped it.

Well that's...

...

...wait, what?

[Token]

I mugged a homeless man today. It was prety funny. I should have videotaped it.

Yes you should have. Way to let me down, asshole.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Nobody I mug has videocameras on them it's not really my fault!

[Geminex]

Bring your own! Or hire another hobo to film you mugging his hobo friend, and then mug him too.

THE PERFECT CRIME

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Bring your own!
There is another way to get stuff besides robbing it from hobos?


Or hire another hobo to film you mugging his hobo friend, and then mug him too.

THE PERFECT CRIME

Hobos have terrible shot framing skills. Lens-flares everywhere.

[Geminex]

If you're mugging lots of hobos and still don't have a video camera, clearly you've been mugging the wrong hobos.

Protip: Try the ones who live in hotels and visit lots of attractions and don't speak good english.

Hobos have terrible shot framing skills. Lens-flares everywhere.
nonono that is the best part. All you need to do is present it at a film festival and pretend that that is intentional. You will be praised for the grittily realistic nature of your shots, reflecting the harsh reality of hobo-life.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I don't know about you and your fancy dancy European hobos but us hoi-polloi in the mainland have to make do with a well trained set of fleas, a cardboard box and some crayons if we want to make a movie. It's a good day when I get a pair of mismatched shoes and a rock.

If I'm making a film festival film about hobo life I'm just going to film a crocodile trying to eat a bird that is too big for his mouth, then he rapes the body. Good metaphor I think. Then I'm going to spend millions of pounds in building an artificial sun to overexpose my film and getting Jodorowsky to mouth paint a new film on the exposed film reel about the caveman's conquest of fire as depicted in the tarot.

[Hanuman]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9536/1294200794774.gif

[Bard The 5th LW]

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/223/4/7/8th_Evil_Ex___Crybaby_Mike_by_crouching_kitty.jpg

@Smarty: Simple. Just tell a hobo to spread the word that you will not mug any hobo that has a video camera. When you eventually find one with such a camera, mug him for the camera and then follow the aforementioned plan of hiring another hobo to videotape it.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Oh yeah I'll just tell all the hobos in the country shall I? Hold on while I bring up hobo-twitter to hobo-text all their hobo-phones.
You dudes wouldn't last a day as a hobo.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Oh yeah I'll just tell all the hobos in the country shall I? Hold on while I bring up hobo-twitter to hobo-text all their hobo-phones.
You dudes wouldn't last a day as a hobo.

Weren't you telling me that currency was absolutely obsolete because you never needed cash in your country?
What about Hobos, Smarty?

Do you drop small denomination gift cards for local eateries into their cups?

[Geminex]

1: Grow beard
2: Get ratty old clothing
3: Find bridge to sleep under
4: Distill alcohol from something inorganic

How hard can it be? It's not like you need several relevant degrees or anything...

[Bard The 5th LW]

I was under the impression that hobos simply had a large gossip circle. Tell one and work spreads.

I apologize for my mistake.

edit; Here's a gif of cats to make up for it.

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/omgninjastrikep1.gif

[Kyanbu The Legend]

I mugged a homeless man today. It was prety funny. I should have videotaped it.

Oh... kay... :raise:

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Weren't you telling me that currency was absolutely obsolete because you never needed cash in your country?
What about Hobos, Smarty?

Do you drop small denomination gift cards for local eateries into their cups?That is my home country, I currentely live in Britain, otherwise known as the 1980s.


1: Grow beard
2: Get ratty old clothing
3: Find bridge to sleep under
4: Distill alcohol from something inorganic

How hard can it be? It's not like you need several relevant degrees or anything...

5. Get stabbed in your sleep with a rat-knife for muscling in on someones turf.
The complex interplay of territorial dynamics is a degree in itself.

[Premmy]

If you ain't using a Stiletto or Balisong you ain't stabbin right.

[Amake]

Hobos have the Infranet, a system of subtle signals and symbols carved into walls, streets and fenceposts. All attempts by non-hobos to decode it has fallen short, but I'm going to go ahead and guess they don't have a ready message for "cameramen wanted for mugging video".

[Professor Smarmiarty]

If you ain't using a Stiletto or Balisong you ain't stabbin right.

You dudes wouldn't last a day as a hobo.

Hobos have the Infranet, a system of subtle signals and symbols carved into walls, streets and fenceposts. All attempts by non-hobos to decode it has fallen short, but I'm going to go ahead and guess they don't have a ready message for "cameramen wanted for mugging video".

Ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[Hanuman]

If you ain't using a Stiletto or Balisong you ain't stabbin right.
You're thinking gang, not hobo.

Also, any kind of physical stabbing is wrong.

[Premmy]

You dudes wouldn't last a day as a hobo.


Who would WANT to be a hobo? they can't even stab right
You're thinking gang, not hobo.

Also, any kind of physical stabbing is wrong.
Both of these statements are tragically stupid.