In which Token bitches and moans about his Cluster Headache.

Token · 01-08-2011, 05:40 AM

For the past five months, I've had a cluster headache. Since it's 5:30 in the morning, I'm on yet another night of no sleep, and I quite frankly have nothing better to do, I've decided to bitch to you lucky bastards about it. For those of you who don't know, these headaches are the most painful condition known to medicine. I've been on all sorts of medicines, I've had botox injected into a nerve, I've been put on morphine, spent a couple weeks in the hospital and nothing is helping. My doctors are all entirely baffled, because, as is entirely fucking typical with my luck, no one knows a way to cure the disease. The one thing I took that did get rid of the headache also gave me a seizure, and I wasn't able to speak for almost an entire week. Suffice to say, it has not been a fun five months.

This headache has, to be blunt, entirely fucked up my life. My personal life is a mess, since, due to the constant pain, I have little-to-no patience, and as a result I'm being an asshole to my friends. What's more, I more or less missed my entire winter break. My friends are back in town, for the only time until summer, and I was only able to drag myself out of my room three days. My grades are in the toilet, since I've had this damn thing literally my entire first semester of college. My next semester starts on Monday, and I swear to Christ's taint, if this isn't better by then, I'm going to scream. My sleep cycle is fucked like a hooker on a Tuesday; I get maybe three hours of sleep in a 24 hour period, and that's all broken up throughout the day. Of course, that doesn't count the times the pain gets bad enough that I pass out, which tends to add on about twenty minutes.

I am going entirely fucking batshit crazy at this point, and I have no idea what to do. So, I'm hoping that some of you crazy wankers will be able to cheer me up. Post a joke, set something on fire, suggest something for me to do, anything that will take my mind off of this fucking headache.

Love,
Token

Nikose Tyris · 01-08-2011, 09:34 AM

I realized last night that disney puts more effort into it's side characters that get 15 seconds of screen time, then they do into their princesses.

All the main princess cast are, overall, generic. their features are exchangeable to the point you can just swap color palettes to transform one into another. [Oddly includes Jasmine but not Mulan, and Mulan doesn't count as a 'disney princess' anyway.]

Meanwhile, a totally unique sidecharacter? Babette. The fuckin' feather duster from Beauty and the Beast. My girlfriend made me watch it since she grabbed the latest blu ray release, and what the hell, people. LOOK AT HER.

Different eyes, different head shape, entirely different torso. She gets 5 seconds of screen time and then she's gone. A few of Ariel's sisters are the same way.

I don't know why that amuses me so much, but it does.

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ProtonJonSA on youtube has been Let's Playing Superman 64. He's gone above and beyond and has been interviewing the creators of this game, and his latest video is about feature length long, and features some really interesting stuff about Lex.

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My girlfriend kicked me out of the bed today to go shower, because apparently 'I smell bad'. Not mentioning I did all the physical labor yesterday while sick, because apparently I'm expected to clean, shower, clean more, shower, bed.

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I spoke to my grandfather this morning, and that issue I told you about last night? Yeah, he's punishing her in epic fashion. I get to work in her store as the manager.

Geminex · 01-08-2011, 10:20 AM

have this picture of world's most hardcore dance party!

Shyria Dracnoir · 01-08-2011, 11:04 AM

Sounds like someone could use some cat videos

Hope something finally works out for you.

Professor Smarmiarty · 01-08-2011, 02:01 PM

I mugged a homeless man today. It was prety funny. I should have videotaped it.

Bells · 01-08-2011, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

I mugged a homeless man today. It was prety funny. I should have videotaped it.

Well that's...

...

...wait, what?

Token · 01-08-2011, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

I mugged a homeless man today. It was prety funny. I should have videotaped it.

Yes you should have. Way to let me down, asshole.

Professor Smarmiarty · 01-08-2011, 05:12 PM

Nobody I mug has videocameras on them it's not really my fault!

Geminex · 01-08-2011, 05:15 PM

Bring your own! Or hire another hobo to film you mugging his hobo friend, and then mug him too.

THE PERFECT CRIME

Professor Smarmiarty · 01-08-2011, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geminex

Bring your own!

There is another way to get stuff besides robbing it from hobos?

Quote:

Or hire another hobo to film you mugging his hobo friend, and then mug him too.

THE PERFECT CRIME

Hobos have terrible shot framing skills. Lens-flares everywhere.

01-08-2011, 05:40 AM	#1
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	In which Token bitches and moans about his Cluster Headache. For the past five months, I've had a cluster headache. Since it's 5:30 in the morning, I'm on yet another night of no sleep, and I quite frankly have nothing better to do, I've decided to bitch to you lucky bastards about it. For those of you who don't know, these headaches are the most painful condition known to medicine. I've been on all sorts of medicines, I've had botox injected into a nerve, I've been put on morphine, spent a couple weeks in the hospital and nothing is helping. My doctors are all entirely baffled, because, as is entirely fucking typical with my luck, no one knows a way to cure the disease. The one thing I took that did get rid of the headache also gave me a seizure, and I wasn't able to speak for almost an entire week. Suffice to say, it has not been a fun five months. This headache has, to be blunt, entirely fucked up my life. My personal life is a mess, since, due to the constant pain, I have little-to-no patience, and as a result I'm being an asshole to my friends. What's more, I more or less missed my entire winter break. My friends are back in town, for the only time until summer, and I was only able to drag myself out of my room three days. My grades are in the toilet, since I've had this damn thing literally my entire first semester of college. My next semester starts on Monday, and I swear to Christ's taint, if this isn't better by then, I'm going to scream. My sleep cycle is fucked like a hooker on a Tuesday; I get maybe three hours of sleep in a 24 hour period, and that's all broken up throughout the day. Of course, that doesn't count the times the pain gets bad enough that I pass out, which tends to add on about twenty minutes. I am going entirely fucking batshit crazy at this point, and I have no idea what to do. So, I'm hoping that some of you crazy wankers will be able to cheer me up. Post a joke, set something on fire, suggest something for me to do, anything that will take my mind off of this fucking headache. Love, Token

01-08-2011, 10:20 AM	#3
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	I'm not sure what I can say to help, so have this picture of world's most hardcore dance party!

01-08-2011, 11:04 AM	#4
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	Okay, so not all of them are cats. Nitpick if you must. Sounds like someone could use some cat videos Hope something finally works out for you. __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

01-08-2011, 02:01 PM	#5
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	I mugged a homeless man today. It was prety funny. I should have videotaped it.

01-08-2011, 05:12 PM	#8
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Nobody I mug has videocameras on them it's not really my fault!

01-08-2011, 05:15 PM	#9
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Bring your own! Or hire another hobo to film you mugging his hobo friend, and then mug him too. THE PERFECT CRIME