You're Banned!

[Bard The 5th LW]

Behold! Another game shamelessly ripped from a variety of other forums! In this game, the purpose is to find a frivolous/contrived/totally ridiculous reason to ban the person who posted before you.

Example: I ban X for liking Pokemon Blue more than Pokemon Red.

Anyways, I'll kick it off. I start by banning Fifthfiend, because his avatar looked at me funny.

[rpgdemon]

I'll ban Bard, for counts of flagrant plagiarism.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

I'd ban rpgdemon for posting in this thread, thus fueling the game.

[Thadius]

I'd ban Kyanbu for having too much goddamn yellow in his avatar. I'd also make him pay for my medical bills for blinding me!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Banning Thadius because he used the last of the Sweet n' Low packets in that teacup of his and didn't bother to tell me until after I got back from the supermarket so I missed the chance to get some more.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

I Ban Shyria for having a purple dragon in her avvy.

I'd ban Kyanbu for having too much goddamn yellow in his avatar. I'd also make him pay for my medical bills for blinding me!

Ah you're just jealous cause Char's glorious golden locks has rejected and forsaken you.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I ban Kyanbu for being from New Jersey.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I ban Hawk for copying my nation's currency in Nationstates. I REFUSE to have a common currency like a damn socialist.

[Loyal]

Bard's been banned for wanton cruelty to deformed giraffes.

[Arcanum]

Loyal's been banned for wearing a headband. I mean really, who wears those anymore?

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Arcanum was struck down by my Ban Sword of Might for dishing the headband.

[Osterbaum]

Banned for having an avatar that seems reminiscent of the 80's. Blonde mullets, pilot sun glasses and all.

[Melfice]

Perma-Banned for being Finnish. And a bastard. But mostly for being Finnish.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Banning Melfice for his avatar looking like the south end of a northbound camel.

[Geminex]

Banning Shyria for terrorizing my kingdom, preying upon my flocks and burning my villages.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Banning Geminex for giving me a crap pay check for cashing Shyria out of his kingdom. Dude, only 40 people in the cross fire, jeeze!

[Magic_Marker]

Banning Kyanbu because he is definitely not a Legend. He's the real deal.

[Thadius]

Banning Magic_Marker for doing unspeakable acts to that dog. The dog didn't deserve that and you goddamn KNOW IT.

[Magic_Marker]

Banning Thadius because FUCK YEA DOGGLES!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Banning MM because FUCK YOU I DON'T NEED A REASON!!

[Bard The 5th LW]

I ban Hawk for being to lazy to form a reason.

[pochercoaster]

I ban Bard for not using "too" in that sentence.

[Kerensky287]

I ban pocheros for being a Picky Little Bitch (TM of andrew hussie)

^PLB PLB PLB PLB PLB^

[Loyal]

Pocheros, nobody likes a grammar/spelling nazi. Take a few days off.

[edit] Kerensky, no ninjas allowed. B&.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Banning Loyal for insulting the ways of ninja posting.

[Inbred Chocobo]

Kyanbu The Legend's status: Banned

Reason: Yes

[Thadius]

I'd ban Inbred Chocobo so I could start up Kentucky Firaga Chocobo.

Oh don't give me that look you all would do it too.

[Fenris]

I'd ban Thadius because that's stupid.

[akaSM]

I ban Fenris for posting in this thread without actually banning anyone...yet

[Bard The 5th LW]

I ban akaSM for giving Fenris ideas.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I'd ban Bard for being an agent of the oppressive overbearing oligarchy know as the NPF moddom.

[Fenris]

I'd ban Shyria to attempt to stifle the impending revolution, only, in a grave strategic error, provide the revolution with the martyr it needs to come into full swing.

[Loyal]

Fenris has been executedbanned for gross incompetence in the line of duty.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Loyal's Avatar NEVER stops talking! BANT!

[Magic_Marker]

Kakashi is banned for being a liberal commie scum.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Marker, you far-right elitist fascist pig! Get out til you can come back and not be a dick to everyone. BANT!

[Geminex]

Magic Marker is banned for not actually being magic.

[Magic_Marker]

BANNED for forgetting our magical night together.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Magic Marker is now banned again for having more reputation gems than me.

[Solid Snake]

EVERYONE WHO HAS POSTED IN THIS THREAD IS BANNED BECAUSE WHERE ARE THE PONIES

SERIOUSLY

WHERE ARE THEY

THERE CAN BE NO CONVERSATION WITHOUT PONIES


http://therealscratchpad.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/my-little-ponies.jpg


...Oh! There they are! =)

[rpgdemon]

Geminex is banned for not actually being a gem within an X.

Usually.

[Magic_Marker]

Banned until you make an objection demanding ponies in class.

[Solid Snake]

Banned until you make an objection demanding ponies in class.

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/index.php?q=/image/2471.png

...Also, Magic Marker has been banned for doubting that friendship is magic.

[Arcanum]

Snake is banned for double copyright infringement.

[Loyal]

Arcanum is banned for having a seizure-iffic avatar.

[Magic_Marker]

Loyal is banned because because.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Magic Marker is banned because I'm pissed off today.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Kyanbu is banned for not taking his chill pills this morning.

[Loyal]

Shyria's banned for that embarrassing incident at the Masons' house-party last week.

[Arcanum]

Loyal is banned for not going into more detail.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Arcanum is banned for wearing his seizure inducing avvy.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Kyanbu is twice banned for banning someone for something they were already banned for, and the lack of an original excuse that that banning implies.

[Specterbane]

Hawk is banned for killing people with avian allergies.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Specterbane is BANT for being really, really slow.

[Thadius]

Hatake is banned for having a lightning crotch laser. Those were all outlawed in the 90's, you know.

[Loyal]

Loyal is banned for not going into more detail.Sorry, what happens in the Masons' stays in the Masons'. Except that cat, the one time. Poor thing.

Thad's banned for failing to live up to his villainy quota.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Loyal is banned for picking up the slack in Thad's villainy.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Bard is banned for driving down the highway going 20miles over the speed limit in a pink sports car with whale skin interior seats while consuming a Big Mac and a Large order of fries.

[Thadius]

Kyanbu is banned for taking all the good reasons for banning people. You go sit in that cornfield and think about what you've done and why you should share.

[synkr0nized]

Bard is banned for using a thread title that got me to come down and visit the games and roleplaying section of the board.

rpgdemon is banned for impersonating Jesus (but luckily for you you are safe over on Keen) and also for not roleplaying a demon.

Kyanbu is banned for piloting red mobile suits that weren't Epyon. I don't care if it came later. And also I guess for crimes against Earth. Bitchin' shades, though.

Thadius is banned for using a gray color but not being as outrageous as Karkat. Pre-emptively also banned for potential complaints about more Homestuck crap on NPF.

Shyria is banned for impersonating a dragon and for being likable on the Internet. I mean who does that.

Banning Hawk for blatant abuse of banning powers. That's reserved for NPF staff.

Loyal is banned because I question the truth in that username. Also the Heisenberg uncertainty principle states that I cannot know his exact position AND momentum, so I mean he could be doing anything.

Arcanum is banned from responding to this memo.

Osterbaum still has comic sans. Holy shit banned.

Melfice, I am banning you for not using travel bottles of shampoo when coming through security. You know the rules.

Geminex, I have suspicions about you. I know your kind and the trouble you get into.

Magic Marker, I know what you are planning. Soon you will unleash your wing of ace canine pilots upon the world in a bid to garner global power, and I cannot let that happen.

Pocheros is inducted into the Grammarian... fuck it, I can't think of a fun title. But not banned.

Kerensky, I hold you partially responsible for people thinking they could actually handle doing an LP here at NPF. Take some time off to reflect upon what you have done.

Inbred Chocobo: Consider this a warning. Don't impersonate a mod.

Hey, what's up, Fenris?

akaSM, that's a great avatar. But fuck you with that post talking about what I am doing before I came here to do it. I mean it's not like it's been a day since you posted that or anything; don't steal my ideas and then pretend to give them to Fenris.

Kakashi, shouldn't you be out training genin or something? Also, what's this "bant" junk? Why don't you go sit under a watefall and meditate for a while.

What's up, Solid? Friendship magic for life.

Specterbane, I want you to think of a number. Multiply it by two. Add the digits together and then divide that sum by the number you started with originally. Subtract three and a half from that number and then add one thousand.

What card is in my hand?




No, that is incorrect. I am sorry -- you are now banned.



Someone has to keep you fiends in line.

[akaSM]

Synk is banned for taking too long before banning anyone who posted in this thread :P

[Arcanum]

akaSM is banned for taunting a mod... again. It's your fault we got these fake bans, it's only a matter of time before they become real!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Arcanum is banned for not bringing anything to the First Annual Redname Cornfield BBQ and Potluck.

[Loyal]

Shyria's banned for general shenanigans at aforementioned Cornfield BBQ and Potluck. Try to remember, in your time off, what fire does and does not mix with.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Loyal is banned for question the admins at 12 am.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Kyanbu = BANT for banning Loyal for asking a perfectly legitimate question.

[Melfice]

Melfice, I am banning you for not using travel bottles of shampoo when coming through security. You know the rules.

The bottle contained 105 millilitre! Five millilitre more than acceptable! JUST FIVE!
Jeeze, you guys are all Nazis, or something!


I'll ban Hatake!
Awh, do I even need a reason!?

[Token]

Melfice is banned for not being me.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Token is banned for nearly beating Pokemon Black in 24 hours.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Was it intentional to ban Hawk for real or did he do something bad at some point? Like making jokes about my mom.

Please don't ban! I will be a nice boy, I promise.

[Aldurin]

InsaneGenius is banned because this thread is stupid and your face is stupid and Synk still has at least one bullet left in that revolver.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I'm afraid the ban-revolver has infinite ammo.
Aldurin is banned for underestimating the ban-revolver and for being EvilEarl.

[Loyal]

IG's banned for having a signature that conflicts with itself.

[synkr0nized]

Was it intentional to ban Hawk for real or did he do something bad at some point? Like making jokes about my mom.

Thank you for pointing this out. This was an error.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Synk is totally banned for actually banning me.

Also Loyal is banned too I suppose, because it's unfair to leave him out.

[shiney]

Shyria's banned for general shenanigans at aforementioned Cornfield BBQ and Potluck. Try to remember, in your time off, what fire does and does not mix with.

This should be fixed, but by daring to question, you are banned for even longer.

[Melfice]

Shiney is banned for being a filthy dictator.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Melfice = BANT for trying to ban me earlier. You're poopy.

Actually, all of you = BANT for playing this forum game while there's a crisis going on. Insensitive fuckers.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Kakashi, banned for losing so damn much.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Kyanbu banned for not losing enough.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Hawk is banned because his signature quotes Fifthfiend.

[Loyal]

Bard is banned for lying because there is not, and never has been, a fifth light warrior, and he sure as hell wasn't a bard.

[Magic_Marker]

I'm going to go back to last page and BAN Kakashi because fuckitall it's spelled BANNED not BANT.

[Arcanum]

MM is banned for ruining the flow of bannings. We had a good vibe going and you ruined it!

Also Loyal is banned because we don't want him to feel left out. He also convinced me to change my seizurific avatar, and that's just horrible.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Arcanum is banned for conforming to the will of others. Have you no pride man?!!

[Solid Snake]

Synk is amazing for the Rainbow Dash avatar.

I am also amazing for my Pinkie Pie avatar.

akaSM is also amazing for the musically adept DJ pony avatar.

The rest of you are banned forever because you do not have MLP avatars.

GET PONY AVATARS IMMEDIATELY

[Token]

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Objection.gif
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-smirka.gif
Snake is banned for questioning the mavelousness of Captain Marvelous.

[akaSM]

Tokenworth is banned for not using a pony Edgeworth image.

[Melfice]

akaSM is banned because, really? "Also known as Sado-Masochism"?

Sick bastard.

[Arcanum]

Melfice is banned for making me remember this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa7O8juc44k). As awesome as that song is, it's going to be stuck in my head for at least the rest of the night. Think about what you've done during your time off.

[Token]

Arcanum is banned for reminding me of that shit.

AKight is banned for making me unleash this on the forum:
http://i54.tinypic.com/16a5s7t.jpg

[Melfice]

Token is banned for assuming anybody would even want to be him.

[Loyal]

Melfice is banned for having a mod color entirely too serene and soothing to be suited for the job.

[Aldurin]

Loyal is banned for not having the cunning to escape the ban prematurely.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Aldurin is BANT for wanting anything premature out of Loyal.

Also, MM = BANT because fuckyouILIKEBANT

[Melfice]

Aldurin is BANT for wanting anything premature out of Loyal.

Also, MM = BANT because fuckyouILIKEBANT

Hatake is banned because: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bant_%28disambiguation%29 . THAT is Bant!
What we're doing is banning, the past tense of which is "banned".

Seriously, though. What the hell. Bant?
It's not even funny or witty. I mean, continue all you like as it's not hurting me. I'm just saying.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Melfice is banned for taking so goddamn long updating the Risk LP.

[Ookalf]

User HAWK has been banned. Reason: Is a bird.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Ookalf is banned for being a lurker in a no lurker zone.

[Loyal]

Kyanbu is banned for hostility to newbies.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Loyal is banned for mercy to newbies.

[Specterbane]

Bard is banned for lighting up my life...with a flamethrower.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Specterbane is banned for not taking it like a man.

[Loyal]

Shyria's banned for grievous overuse of that red, floral print-patterned wallpaper.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Loyal is banned for constantly talking in his avvy.

[Aldurin]

Kyanbu is banned because . . . well . . . just do it.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Aldurin is banned for copyright infringement.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Shyria is banned for having a floating top hat.

[Thadius]

Bard is banned for excessive lying. He is, in fact, the seventh light warrior. God only knows what happened to the others.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Thadius is banned for being one of the missing two Light warriors and denying it.

[Melfice]

Melfice is banned for having been too harsh to Hatake.

Kyanbu is banned for being from New Jersey. (Or did we already do that one?)

[Bard The 5th LW]

Melfice is banned for banning himself before I could ban him.

[Arcanum]

Bard is banned for banning someone who is already banned without declaring the double ban.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Arcanum is banned because it's 12 hours later and nobody's damn well banned him yet!

[Melfice]

Hawk is banned for jumping the gun.
At the time you were posting, it was still three minutes until a full twelve hours had passed.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Melfice is banned for being a smart arse.

[Loyal]

Hawk is banned for being a sore loser.

[Thadius]

Everyone who participated in this game is banned under suspicion of being the Anti-Christ.

And until you can provide definitive proof that you AREN'T, then the cornfield is going to be mighty crowded!

[Pip Boy]

I thought we all agreed a long time ago that NonCon and Fifthfiend's bastard love child is the Anti-Christ.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Thadius is banned for being the Anti-Christ.

Pip Boy is banned for not banning Thadius immediately.

Everyone else is banned for not being the Anti-Christ, but for still being jerks.

And I'm banned because it's now lonely on the forum and all the cool people are hanging out in the cornfield.

[Melfice]

Huh.
Hawk is banned for no longer being fake-banned.

What the hell?

[Specterbane]

Melfice is banned for starting the 13th page of this.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Banning Specterbane so I can claim post #123

[Kozar]

Banning Shyria Dracnoir for posting just to get a specific post number.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Banning Kozar for walking around here without a sig. For shame!

[Melfice]

Banning Hawk, because it appears I am destined to do so time and time again.

Also, banning Specterbane for already being on the 13th page. 40 posts per page is so much easier...

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Melfice is banned for being defeated by my Red Zaku in 0.23 seconds.

[Specterbane]

Banning Kyanbu for having a popped collar, the shades, the hair, still being in New Jersey, and everything else he's already been banned for; because you earned it.

Also banning Melfice because I'm ruled by default setting in nearly everything I do, and they told me to do it...must obey...

[Aldurin]

I'm not banning specterbane because he's already banned and now I can't reban him as long as he's doing the puppy-dog eyes.

Damn you.

[akaSM]

I'm banning Earl because his name's no longer red

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Banning akasm for rock'n out way too hard.

[Aldurin]

I'm banning Earl because his name's no longer red

My name was never red, except for that one time months ago and I forgot what that one was for. So you're banned for poor observation.

And Kyanbu is banned for trying to ban an unobservant person.

[Melfice]

Earl is banned for never having been fake-banned so Kyanbu couldn't ban him for no longer being fake-banned.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Banning Melfice again because he still hasn't emailed me those Risk stars.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Hawk is banned for crapping on my car the other day just after I had gotten it washed.

[Melfice]

Banning Melfice again because he still hasn't emailed me those Risk stars.

This is entire the players' fault, for reasons completely incomprehensible to mere rabble such as yourself.

EDIT: Shyria is banned for assuming it was Hawk who did that. *wipes*

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Melfice is banned for forgetting to wash his hands

[Loyal]

Shyria's banned for going in the men's washroom.

[Arcanum]

Loyal is banned for thinking the men's washroom is where Shyria parks her car.

[Specterbane]

Arcanum is banned for crashing is car through walls like the Kool-Aid man.

[McTahr]

Specterbane is banned for scaring away all the hot ghost biddies up in here.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

McTahr is banned for not owning a White Nissan GTR.

[Intern Nin]

Kyanbu the Legend is banned for wearing sunglasses at night.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Intern Nin is banned for not being badass enough to wear Sunglasses at night.

[Thadius]

Kyanbu is banned for attempting to usurp the mods and rewrite the forums in his image.

Bastard stole my master plan...

[Specterbane]

Thadius is banned for not having green in his Avatar on St. Patrick's Day.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Specterbane is banned for being sober enough to even post on St. Patricks day.

[Thadius]

Hawk is banned for banning Specterbane. Everyone knows drinking before noon is a bad idea.

Specterbane is double-banned for banning me before checking EVERYWHERE for green. Trust me, I've got green on.

And now I'm banning all those leprechauns so that I can get at their pots of gold.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Banning Thadius for living 6 hours behind other, superior, parts of the world.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Banning Hawk for being a lepracawn leprechown tiny green jerk who won't share his gold.

[Arcanum]

Shyria is banned for giving up on trying to spell leprechaun.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I ban Arcanum for being a Canadian.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Arcanum's avatar is banned for giving me night terrors.

And Bard's banned for ninjaing posts without a license.

[Loyal]

Shyria's banned for being terrible at post sniping.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Loyal is banned for his hair not being nearly as blond as char's glorious golden locks.

[Specterbane]

Kyanbu is banned for for using a Char avy instead of one of Zechs Merquise.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Shyria's banned for being terrible at post sniping.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/killshot1.png

P.S: WANKER

[akaSM]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/killshot1.png

Shyria's banned for doing that to everyone in EVERY SINGLE TF2 GAME she's in.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

akaSM is banned for being one of Shyria's many victims.

[Magic_Marker]

I don't know or care when the last time Snake posted in this thread.

But I'm banning him for his drunken pony extravaganza last night.

Christ.

[Osterbaum]

User: Magic Marker
Status: Banned
Reason: HATERS GONNA HATE (PONIES)

[Loyal]

Osterbaum, for your standardized (if boring) format, you are... off the hook.

Loyal is banned for his hair not being nearly as blond as char's glorious golden locks. YOU, on the other hand, are banned. It's not "nearly blond," it's a "Lemon-limeish, yellow-green" color.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/killshot1.pnghttp://img852.imageshack.us/img852/9550/2vkgqck.gif

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Banned just for posting a gif of the undertaker. A man who frequently on occasions gets dropped by wrestlers half his fucking weight.

[Loyal]

posting a gif of the undertaker.

http://i46.tinypic.com/2ldceqb.gif

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Loyal is executed banned for not participating properly and nearly killing the thread.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Banning myself for actually killing the thread.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Banning you for banning yourself. That's my thing damn it!
]
Loyal is double banned for supporting the Undertaker!

[akaSM]

Kyanbu's banned for banning Shyria for banning herself. Shyria's unbanned from her ban, but only so taht I can ban her for not banning herself enough.

[Bard The 5th LW]

akaSM is banned for being meta.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Bard is banned for being a Homestuck fan.

[Loyal]

Kyanbu's banned until he learns the difference between The Undertaker and Stone Cold Steve Austin.

[Thadius]

Loyal's banned for posting wrestling .gifs.

Although I will give him credit. At least they aren't more ponies.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Kyanbu's banned until he learns the difference between The Undertaker and Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Well... damn I'm a little embarrassed now. So Thadius and Loyal are banned for not telling me sooner.

Meh they both get their asses handed to them by dudes half their size from time to time.

[Thadius]

Banning Kyanbu because why the fuck not? He posts too much in this thread and everyone else has used up the GOOD reasons. He just needs to take a break. From NPF. For a few days.

Now someone hand me the Modhammer so that if he shows up again I can get some skull-splitting practice.

[Specterbane]

Some say he once ate a whole duck during rabbit season, or that he has personally belched in front of the queen of england on eight separate occasions, all we know is Thadius is banned!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Specter is banned for implying that Thadius is anywhere near as awesome as The Stig.

[rpgdemon]

Hawk is banned for implying that the Stig is anywhere near worth comparing to Thadius.

[Loyal]

rpgdemon's banned for still having only two rep boxes after just under six years.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Loyal is banned for infringing on my patent for inventing rep bars in the first place.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Shyria is banned for forgetting I now own the rights to the Rep Bars.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Kyanbu is banned for cheating me out of my cut of the royalties to the use of the Rep Bars after stealing Loyal's patent papers for said bars on his orders.

[akaSM]

Shyria is banned for eating all the rep bars.

[Darth SS]

akaSM is banned for cranking that damn PONY MUSIC so loud at 3 FUCKING AM and waking up the entire neighbourhood which includes some people who are TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Darth is banned for waking ME up by bitching about akaSM's pony music.

[Thadius]

Banning the both of you for not investing in fucking earplugs and whining about it.

[Loyal]

Thad's banned for being insensitive to those with noise complaints.

[akaSM]

Loyal is banned for making the earplugs so expensive that, neither Darth or Kyanbu could afford them.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

aka is banned for throwing SWEET PONY RAVES and not helping improve the noise situation.

[Thadius]

Not only am I double banning Shyria for being double observant about how the latest chain of bannings started, I'm going an extra step.

I'm banning God and Jesus. I'm pretty sure I don't need a reason, and any one I put down would, in your minds, negate the myriad of other reason I could have.

[Pip Boy]

Thad banned for attempting to ban Jesus. Jesus is a pretty cool guy who has even posted on the forum a few times. Maybe if you tried to get to know him you'd find out he's not just some crazy hyper-religious nerd, but is in fact a bro.

[Thadius]

Banning Pip Boy for attempting to stop me. Jesus is getting banned whether you like it or not!

I've got nothing against the guy, honestly. I just think that He could do with a vacation. Maybe go to the Bahamas, get a tan, that sort of thing.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Thadius is banned for attempting to ban a deity, and failing at it.

[Loyal]

Kyanbu's banned for gratuitous cleavage and lightning.

[akaSM]

Loyal is banned for getting zapped by that lightning. Yeah, he shouldn't have touched Sarina.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

akaSM is banned for failing to bow when mentioning Sarina's name.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Kyanbu is banned for creating Sarina.

[Specterbane]

Bard is banned because this forum is no longer on full light warrior lock down.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Specterbane is banned for being the center of the threat that lead to us turning off the full Light Warrior Lock Down.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Kyanbu is banned for RE-INSTITUTING FULL LIGHT WARRIOR LOCK DOWN!!!!!!!!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Bard is banned because his stupid lockdown alarms are keeping me awake at all hours of the night. Maybe during his time away from the forum, he can learn to be more respectful of other people's sleep schedules

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Shyria is banned for not filing a proper compliant form and sending it via Fax to the Public Relations office.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Banning the mod team for using outdated office equipment.

[Thadius]

Banning Shyria for being from THE FUTURE. We don't need your stinkin' paradox!

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Banning Thadius for being a Pony in a no pony zone.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Banning Kyanbu for banning someone on my little brother's birthday.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Bard is banned for killing this game in cold blood and evading the police.

[rpgdemon]

Banning Kyanbu for killing the thread.

[Bard The 5th LW]

rpgdemon is banned for reviving it mere hours before my birthday.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Banning Bard for having a birthday after Easter.

[rpgdemon]

Banning Kyanbu for having an Easter before Bard's birthday.

[Aldurin]

Banning rpgdemon for underposting (averaging 150 a year man? Seriously?)

[rpgdemon]

Banning Aldurin for overposting.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Banning RPGdemon for having a post count below a thousand after being on here for years.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Banning Kyanbu for killing this thread and for being from Jersey.

[The Murderer]

Banning Shyria for having more rep than me. (i don't care if i just recently joined I WANTS ME THE REPS)

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Banning Murderer for, erm, being a murderer.

[Umbrellacorp495]

Ban Hawk for eating small, furry mammals

[rpgdemon]

You're banned for creating an account just to necrobump the banned game.

[akaSM]

You're banned for banning the new guy on his first day here.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Banning all of you for reviving this thread. Shame on you! All of you!

[Satan's Onion]

Bannin' Kyanbu for complaining about someone reviving this thread.

[Umbrellacorp495]

You're banned for being a fair and reasonable mod.

[rpgdemon]

You're banned for being the most confusing poster ever. Also for somehow having one post, when you posted twice.

[Melfice]

Umbrellacorp isAnd you're banned for being horribly, horribly, horribly naive.

EDIT: rpgdemon is banned for posting before I did. Also, I think your post-count doesn't increase in the Forum Games area.

[Umbrellacorp495]

You're banned for not having trust in your mods, I'm sure they're not that bloodthirsty.

[akaSM]

You're banned for trusting the mods, what's wrong with you?

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Your banned for fueling the rage of your overlord mods with your eye within eye avatar.

[Fenris]

"overlord mods"

[rpgdemon]

Banned for being an overlord mod.

[Umbrellacorp495]

You're banned for sparking their wrath, you gon an done it now.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Your banned for somehow only having 1 post after being on here for over a day.

[Loyal]

Kyanbu's banned for failing to understand where the posts you make do and don't count, despite having it explained in the last ten posts.

[rpgdemon]

Loyal is banned for trying to trick people into constantly thinking it's his birthday, via a little dude in his signature!

[Aldurin]

rpg is banned for having an out-of-date sig.

[rpgdemon]

Aldurin is banned for being in a blood feud with me.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Loyal is snipe-banned for misinterpreting my reasons for banning umbrella. And rpgdemon is banned for being in the line of fire of said snipe-banning.

[rpgdemon]

Kyanbu is banned for showing favoritism to Aldurin who was also in the way of the snipe ban, and also for interrupting a heated blood feud.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

rpgdemon is banned for having a problem with that.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Kyanbu is banned for banning out of order.

[The Murderer]

Banning bard for being on light warrior lockdown

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Banning The Murderer for killing the matrix. You bastard!

[The Murderer]

Banning Kyanbu for ruining the name of new jersey

[akaSM]

Banning The Murderer for trying to hide behind a wall of bullets

[Ecks]

Banning akaSM for having a screenname that makes absolutely no sense to me at all.