View Full Version : An open letter to Phil's Signature
rpgdemon
08-18-2011, 10:13 PM
Dear person in Phil's signature. I am not a taco. I don't know why you think that I am.
I don't even resemble a taco.
Sincerly,
-Not a taco
BitVyper
08-18-2011, 10:21 PM
You're denying that quite a bit for someone who allegedly isn't a taco.
Bells
08-18-2011, 10:22 PM
Well, you are clearly made of meat, so i would suppose that you are not a Taco...
... but, how can we be sure?!
Flarecobra
08-18-2011, 10:23 PM
I perpose disecction.
FOR SCIENCE!
If he is not made of ground meat, cheese, sauce, and corn/flour tortilias... then he's not a taco.
phil_
08-18-2011, 10:23 PM
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/79/taokaka.gif
Azisien
08-18-2011, 10:24 PM
We're not banging rocks together here, we know how to put a man back together.
POS Industries
08-18-2011, 10:25 PM
I have a list of 88 103 22 57 NPFers who are confirmed to secretly be tacos, working to destabilize our burger and bagel based way of life.
I can't actually show any of you the list for forum security purposes, but I assure you that if you blindly follow my every instruction, I will have this crunchy menace running for the border in no time!
Bells
08-18-2011, 10:25 PM
Maybe he is a Burrito? I mean, think about it... is a Taco simply not a U Shapped Burrito?
C'mon... THINK!
rpgdemon
08-18-2011, 10:26 PM
Hey man, I have many friends who are burritos. They're deep. They have layers. Like an onion.
Flarecobra
08-18-2011, 10:26 PM
Did you take into account the possablty of spy tacos?
And what about taquitos? Or are those little tacos?
And if it's a human/squiddle hybrid, would it fear being battered and deep-fried?
Azisien
08-18-2011, 10:27 PM
Pizza? Now that's what I call a taco! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhajsTzXTNo)
phil_
08-18-2011, 11:10 PM
http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/3851/trexcellentluka.jpg
synkr0nized
08-19-2011, 01:20 AM
I don't think you folks know what "tako" means despite the image clues posted in this thread and in the signature.
Flarecobra
08-19-2011, 01:23 AM
There's a place around here called "Tako Sushi"....
BitVyper
08-19-2011, 02:24 AM
I don't think you folks know what "tako" means despite the image clues posted in this thread and in the signature.
I actually only just now saw the "tako" in phil's sig. Like, just after reading your post. I hate seafood though.
I assumed rpgdemon was just hallucinating as a means of coping with the fact that he is a sentient food item of questionable edibility in a Mexican fast food restaurant. Or due to his ongoing denial of that fact, I guess.
synkr0nized
08-19-2011, 02:29 AM
In all fairness, tacos are pretty amazing.
e: lolimmaturejokes
Gonna turn your Luka into some Takoyaki, Phil.
Premmy
08-19-2011, 02:14 PM
Fuck you guys.
MSperoni
08-19-2011, 02:25 PM
I prefer quesadillas
Premmy
08-19-2011, 02:32 PM
http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/i%27m%20out%20of%20here/grand/fckuk_this_thread_im_out_of_here_gif.gif
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50281_239842076721_7747289_n.jpg
Premmy
08-19-2011, 02:35 PM
http://images.media.nscdn.com/index.php?src=http://i1088.photobucket.com/albums/i331/newschoolers1/tacos.jpg&size=400x1000
Flarecobra
08-19-2011, 02:35 PM
Is it our fault you're so tasty?
Premmy
08-19-2011, 02:37 PM
Serioiusly, guys.... back off.
chill out... don't make me..
BACK THE FUCK OFF!
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50415_118676184821977_2242840_n.jpg
Bells
08-19-2011, 02:38 PM
http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/i%27m%20out%20of%20here/grand/fckuk_this_thread_im_out_of_here_gif.gif
I love how the guy actually slams at the window and his body rotates out...
Premmy
08-19-2011, 02:39 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Moq6mXsUEPc/ShbBFtp_JKI/AAAAAAAAAPY/ttnscp9R8Ig/s400/Taco_monster.jpg
TACO JUST WANT TO BE ALONE!
Flarecobra
08-19-2011, 02:41 PM
Back to Phil's Creature In His Sig... Is she able to be worn as a hat?
Intern Nin
08-19-2011, 02:47 PM
Yo prem, just wanna give you a head ups. Don't fall asleep or I'm gonna slather some fire sauce on you and scarf you down like the crunchy, meaty treat you are.
Bells
08-19-2011, 02:53 PM
Yo prem, just wanna give you a head ups. Don't fall asleep or I'm gonna slather some fire sauce on you and scarf you down like the crunchy, meaty treat you are.
Is that a sex thing? I think this is sex thing...
HEY GUYS! Nin is goin on'bout some sex thing over'here!
Intern Nin
08-19-2011, 03:54 PM
Nah, this a tacovore thing, purely for taste and sustenance. Although there probably are some people who make into a sex thing.
Are you one of those people, Bells? Is this a sex thing for you?
Bells
08-19-2011, 04:06 PM
Nah, this a tacovore thing, purely for taste and sustenance. Although there probably are some people who make into a sex thing.
Are you one of those people, Bells? Is this a sex thing for you?
>.> ...
... <.<
...sex...ish.... maybe...
Archbio
08-19-2011, 04:24 PM
I love how the guy actually slams at the window and his body rotates out...
Advanced OUTTA HERE techniques.
Magus
08-19-2011, 05:19 PM
Methinks the taco doth protest too much. Clearly Premmy wants to be eaten with plenty of sour cream and chipotle sauce, just playing hard to get, the little minx.
Satan's Onion
08-19-2011, 10:55 PM
Methinks the taco doth protest too much. Clearly Premmy wants to be eaten with plenty of sour cream and chipotle sauce, just playing hard to get, the little minx.
First rule of informed consent: "No" means "go right ahead, big fella! I'm just playing coy with you."
And all that struggling and screaming and crying and trying to claw your eyes out? That's just to make things more exciting.
phil_
08-19-2011, 11:48 PM
Back to Phil's Creature In His Sig... Is she able to be worn as a hat?http://images.wikia.com/vocaloid/images/3/3f/LukaLukaLuka.jpg
rpgdemon
08-20-2011, 09:58 PM
That thing looks less cute and more freaky, I have to say.
PyrosNine
08-20-2011, 10:14 PM
I want to have it and keep it and name it GeorLuka!
As I grew up on Tacos, I am an expert enough to state that rpgdemon is not a taco, while Premmy is, and that Intern Nin is some sort of taco fetishist.
But I must admit I'm intrigued by this recommendation to be "t-rexcellent" to each other. In all my years, I have never heard such a term, and the only picture my educated mind can conjure is that of Jurassic Park. Wherein, a man was eaten while sitting on a toilet by what was called a T-Rex.
This raises only more questions that can only be answered with hard science.
phil_
08-20-2011, 11:17 PM
But I must admit I'm intrigued by this recommendation to be "t-rexcellent" to each other. In all my years, I have never heard such a term, and the only picture my educated mind can conjure is that of Jurassic Park. Wherein, a man was eaten while sitting on a toilet by what was called a T-Rex.http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/7548/brexandtedx.jpg
rpgdemon
08-20-2011, 11:25 PM
image
ERRYBODY ITT IS A TACO
Discuss.
Magus
08-21-2011, 08:41 PM
ERRYBODY ITT IS A TACO
Discuss.
Hah! What is a taco? A miserable little pile of toppings!
Flarecobra
08-21-2011, 11:33 PM
There are many kinds of taco.
Fish, ground beef, steak, chicken, shrimp, and pulled pork.
How about that?
http://questionablecontent.net/comics/1538.png
Julford Hajime
08-22-2011, 02:06 AM
Hah! What is a taco? A miserable little pile of toppings!
You know one day I'm going to be sick of that joke.
That is not this day.
Kyanbu The Legend
08-22-2011, 03:44 AM
You know one day I'm going to be sick of that joke.
That is not this day.
That day shall not come. I have spoken!
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