An open letter to Phil's Signature

rpgdemon · 08-18-2011, 10:13 PM

Dear person in Phil's signature. I am not a taco. I don't know why you think that I am.

I don't even resemble a taco.

Sincerly,
-Not a taco

BitVyper · 08-18-2011, 10:21 PM

You're denying that quite a bit for someone who allegedly isn't a taco.

Bells · 08-18-2011, 10:22 PM

Well, you are clearly made of meat, so i would suppose that you are not a Taco...

... but, how can we be sure?!

Flarecobra · 08-18-2011, 10:23 PM

I perpose disecction.

FOR SCIENCE!

If he is not made of ground meat, cheese, sauce, and corn/flour tortilias... then he's not a taco.

phil_ · 08-18-2011, 10:23 PM

Azisien · 08-18-2011, 10:24 PM

We're not banging rocks together here, we know how to put a man back together.

POS Industries · 08-18-2011, 10:25 PM

I have a list of 88 ~~103~~ 22 57 NPFers who are confirmed to secretly be tacos, working to destabilize our burger and bagel based way of life.

I can't actually show any of you the list for forum security purposes, but I assure you that if you blindly follow my every instruction, I will have this crunchy menace running for the border in no time!

Bells · 08-18-2011, 10:25 PM

Maybe he is a Burrito? I mean, think about it... is a Taco simply not a U Shapped Burrito?

C'mon... THINK!

rpgdemon · 08-18-2011, 10:26 PM

Hey man, I have many friends who are burritos. They're deep. They have layers. Like an onion.

Flarecobra · 08-18-2011, 10:26 PM

Did you take into account the possablty of spy tacos?

And what about taquitos? Or are those little tacos?

And if it's a human/squiddle hybrid, would it fear being battered and deep-fried?

08-18-2011, 10:13 PM	#1
rpgdemon Not a Taco Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,313	An open letter to Phil's Signature Dear person in Phil's signature. I am not a taco. I don't know why you think that I am. I don't even resemble a taco. Sincerly, -Not a taco __________________ I did a lot of posting on here as a teenager, and I was pretty awful. Even after I learned, grew up, and came to be on the right side of a lot of important issues, I was still angry, abrasive, and generally increased the amount of hate in the world, in pretty unacceptable ways. On the off chance that someone is taking a trip down memory lane looking through those old threads, I wanted to devote my signature to say directly to you, I'm sorry. Thank you for letting me be better, NPF.

08-18-2011, 10:21 PM	#2
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	You're denying that quite a bit for someone who allegedly isn't a taco. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

08-18-2011, 10:22 PM	#3
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	Well, you are clearly made of meat, so i would suppose that you are not a Taco... ... but, how can we be sure?! __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

08-18-2011, 10:23 PM	#4
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	I perpose disecction. FOR SCIENCE! If he is not made of ground meat, cheese, sauce, and corn/flour tortilias... then he's not a taco. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

08-18-2011, 10:23 PM	#5
phil_ Just sleeping Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: At home, probably in bed. Posts: 6,482	__________________ Be T-Rexcellent to each other, tako.

08-18-2011, 10:24 PM	#6
Azisien wat Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,177	We're not banging rocks together here, we know how to put a man back together.

08-18-2011, 10:25 PM	#7
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	I have a list of 88 ~~103~~ 22 57 NPFers who are confirmed to secretly be tacos, working to destabilize our burger and bagel based way of life. I can't actually show any of you the list for forum security purposes, but I assure you that if you blindly follow my every instruction, I will have this crunchy menace running for the border in no time! __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

08-18-2011, 10:26 PM	#9
rpgdemon Not a Taco Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,313	Hey man, I have many friends who are burritos. They're deep. They have layers. Like an onion. __________________ I did a lot of posting on here as a teenager, and I was pretty awful. Even after I learned, grew up, and came to be on the right side of a lot of important issues, I was still angry, abrasive, and generally increased the amount of hate in the world, in pretty unacceptable ways. On the off chance that someone is taking a trip down memory lane looking through those old threads, I wanted to devote my signature to say directly to you, I'm sorry. Thank you for letting me be better, NPF.