Fashion or the associated benefits of clothes

[Professor Smarmiarty]

If you find yourself waking up,shatday morning, in a strange house, in a strange part of town. The morning sun casting a weak and sickly glare. You need to cross theriver, through the town all the way back home while the pallor of shame lies upon you, you can be glad of one thing.
For last night you donned the 80s powersuit, you slicked back your hair and you rocked a small moustache.
Now your walk of shame has turned into a stride.Of power.

80s powersuits, for your clubbing needs.

[rpgdemon]

This summer, see Smarty as: The guy wandering the streets in a powersuit, in "There's Some Guy Wandering The Streets in a Powersuit in This Movie."

Based on a true story.

[Kim]

No, the movie can't be about Smarty. He can't rock a small mustache. Either he is completely clean-shaven or an Ent is growing out of his face. There is no middle ground.

[Aldurin]

I think smarty would die before properly doing a full shave.

[RickZarber]

I like to imagine that Smarty's science skills are directly correlated to the length of his beard. I wanted to figure out the relation to his sobriety, but I think I have insufficient data there.

EDIT: or overwhelming data, I'm not sure.